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Hex Rated
Author: Hex Rated Witches
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Welcome to Hex Rated, a podcast where a few witches will take you on a hilarious journey through their unique flavor of witchcraft, feminism, and activism through magic. Check us out at hexratedpodcast.com, @hexratedwitches on Instagram, and facebook.com/we3witches.
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The witches hope that everyone is beginning to thaw out, and are wishing everyone an Imbolc to remember! A new beginning is around the corner, even though it doesn't feel like it for some of us - brrr, remove us from this deep freeze! But with the celebration of the full moon, what better cards to contemplate than those that deal with the very nature of change? Scarlet and Blackbird pose thought-provoking questions to each other and to you, dear listeners. What could be the midpoint in between these two cards? As has been customary in this series, the witches are loving the sharing of ideas and collaboration, and are excited to share these with you. Enjoy and thank you for listening!
Hello Winterlings! This episode was super fun for Scarlet and Blackbird, as they already had an idea of where this one was headed... it had to be ECLIPSE! While the symbols and art might have been very clear for Scarlet, your witch friends had to hash out what the meaning of this card could be. Join them with your ears and please everyone, STAY SAFE AND WARM this weekend (also, if you wanted to do some hexing of a destructive and degenerate governmental agency that shares a name with a certain water formation, no one is stopping you!!)
The witches are so excited and are on a roll (is two a roll?) with this new series! On this episode, Scarlet and Blackbird ponder the shared aspects of two more major arcana cards - The Hanged Man and Death. Could these shared qualities lead to the meaning of the between card, or will it be more of a vibe, a moment in time, a transition? Join the ladies to find out where this conversation takes them. Also, not to brag, but Scarlet gives you some red hot tips for (insert latest slang for "really great") mac & chee. Snuggle up, grab that comfort snack/blanket/friend and listen!
On this episode, Scarlet and Blackbird feel like it's been awhile since you've been given a good series from them, so hey, they are DOING IT! Scarlet's fever brain has come up with a glorious concoction of "what ifs" this week, and just in time for the holiday food coma you will be enjoying. The witches discuss what a card would look like in between these two major arcana characters...a little bit of mystery, a little bit of abundance, but the possibilities are really fun to consider. So please, wear all your new clothes so the Icelandic Christmas Monster Cat does not eat you, but also, pull up next to the fire and listen! Hope the new year finds us all well and safe.
This is a really special episode, and we are glad to A) be back and B) share these stories and awesome little pieces of magic with you in the form of tales about Scarlet's mother, who recently passed through the veil. Hug your people and happy holidays, everyone - make some hot cider and know that there are people out there who love you. Enjoy this episode and learn about a truly legendary and fiercely amazing woman. Also, watch some Pride and Prejudice!
The witches are finally back, and they want YOU to join them in commiserating on the state of the nation! Blackbird went to Texas and got to visit Scarlet's Gingerbread House, and they had quite a lot to discuss when it comes to WTF IS GOING ON in Texas and in the country lately. Set your broom on fire, hop on it and join them in their tirade against All Things Terrible - sometimes it takes a good rant to bring forth creative solutions! Also, don't forget to check out Scarlet's 31 Days of Witches this year - you can find her in Instagram at @awitchinred. And as the witches wisely advise - if you are feeling angry or down due to all the wrongness right now, DO SOME TAROT ABOUT IT and maybe take a nap!
This episode is taking you back...WAY BACK! Scarlet takes us on a journey alllll the way back to the time of Mycenean Greece - a short linguistics lesson to get us started, and then she compares and contrasts the aspects of the religion of "old old Greece" versus what we normally think of as ancient Greece.. Learn what was the same, learn what was different! Both are kind of surprising, with deities that you may be familiar with having different qualities than what you were taught to be their traits. Fascinating topic and a real learning opportunity - so much to find out about everyone's favorite gateway drug into the occult! School's back in session, y'all, take notes!
Hey there witch friends! This week, Scarlet and Blackbird are bringing to you a smorgasbord of stories! Included for your listening pleasure: Blackbird's re-ignition of her passion for singing and pretending on the piano; The Perfect Hockey Jersey; Magical signs that go bump in the night that need to be heeded; Smashing Pumpkins, Ethel Cain, Making an Egyptian astral dock, AND SO MUCH MORE! Join the witches for this grab-bag of topics - you are sure to have a good time!
This week, your friendly neighborhood witches are taking a deep dive into Lida Pavlova's amazing book of tarot spreads called The Library of Questions. Join the witches for a thought-provoking discussion regarding some of the spreads they find interesting, as well as some of the spreads they actually did! This book seemingly can take many forms and has many different uses, so please join in and explore this library immediately with Scarlet and Blackbird!
If you get the title reference, welcome home!! This week, your witchy friends are talking about - you guessed it - dreams!! Dreams are a mix of magic, psychology, science, and so much more - your subconscious is giving you messages through your dreams, so take a listen while Scarlet and Blackbird discuss types of dreams they have had and a little history regarding the magic of dreams. TIps for falling asleep, boosting your dream imagery and remembering them are all part of the discussion. Enjoy this one with a cup of mugwort tea and drift off!
The witches are together again to talk more resistance - what have each of them been up to since the last conversation? Blackbird does some tarot and ocean magic, and Scarlet shares some wisdom from the trusty random quote generator. Plus: Fantastic Four, Marvel vs. DC (duh!), plants of resistance, and July 4th is for independence in SNACKING only (witches share their food endeavors!) Ride along with the ladies with the top down, goth summer is in full swing!
SURPRISE! It's a twofer weekend. The witches have a lot of thoughts about the sun and how to possibly direct not only the healing energy, but also how to wield the destructive elements in our practice toward all the terrifying events that we currently face. There are many lanes to choose from, but witches have an extra path to take along with those of the mundane - to aim our energy where we want, we have to start somewhere. What's better than starting at the ultimate beginning? The sun and its deities are a powerful force if we can only tap into this magic. Listen with your witch friends as they discuss their ideas for a new ritual!
Happy Summer Solstice, all! Blackbird got a new microphone and she could not wait to test it - what better way than to put out a shorty about what day it is1 She's got some tips and fun activities to do for the weekend, and spoiler alert, it's kind of all about interacting with the natural world around you! You are sure to get at least one good idea or activity from this little episode - if you make friends with a crow, a squirrel, or a chipmunk, how awesome would that be!? Grab a cool drink and relax in the shade with this fun tiny bit of joy for the LONGEST of days!
On this episode, your favorite witch friends catch up on Scarlet's many adventures - to Vegas this time, where she had some very deep thoughts about Vegas!! - and both witches share their feelings and techniques on their various sports superstitions and yes, their MAGIC when it comes to their favorite hockey team, the one and only Dallas Stars (sad trombone as they did not make the Cup this year. Or last year. Or the year before.) Despite the team's losses, overall they are still an elite organization, and Scarlet and Blackbird do feel like they invoke power while they are holding their hockey rituals! Join in for a fun conversation that your ladies have been anticipating, because this is also the first time they are discussing this with each other! (Can't talk about it DURING the playoffs - it might be bad luck!)
This week, your witch friends are taking you on adventures of sight! Of sound! Of SMELL! That's right, Scarlet and Blackbird unbox a sampler of goth-themed fragrances, and Scarlet tells all about a cyberpunk themed weekend in the desert. So much to discuss - plus creating religions, Blackbird's cat's birthday, and a chile relleno burrito. STOP IT. But wait! Do not stop it! Press play!!
Your witch friends are bringing this series to a close with a wrap-up of their final morning at the conference, where they participated in a Sekhmet ritual, then it was back to the wilds of New Jersey to do some goth sightseeing and of course, stop at Sonic for tots. The witches have had a blast recapping this conference for you, so enjoy this last installment while you bask in the delight of what is hopefully not yet a cruel, cruel summer!
Lots to cover on this third full day of activities the witches took part in at Sacred Space this year! Learn about Mayan rituals, Welsh language, Saturn, Hoodoo, AND MORE! Bringing you fun, frivolity, and SNAKES, the witches are so excited to share what they've learned throughout this conference with you. Get cozy on the couch and pop those headphones on...join your besties on their spiritual journey in Baltimore!
This week, your witch friends are bringing you a veritable plethora of witch info, as they attended a full day of rituals and lectures at Sacred Space 2025 that took place in late March! We are talking bears, moons, jars, death, AND SO MUCH MORE. The witches had so much fun recapping each day with each other, and are so happy to share it with you! Spoiler alert, this episode is good for long commutes and crafting evenings!
Witches, they have done it again! Your besties have gone to Sacred Space 2025, and they are ready to report back on all the awesomeness that transpired. On this first night, Blackbird and Scarlet talk about a ritual with The Fool, a ritual with CHAOS!!!, and a ritual with Hecate herself (as aspected/channeled by Laura Tempest Zakroff!) The witches cannot wait to tell you all about it, so pop in those earbuds and get ready for the rundown of Night One!
Listen as Blackbird discusses with Scarlet her super amazing trip to a cute little spot in New Jersey near the Delaware (Dela-here!) River, where she spent a fun afternoon with her tarot heroine, Laetitia Barbier! Ms. Barbier is a tarot and art history scholar, and the witches have spoken of her fantastic book, Tarot and Divination Cards: A Visual Archive. She presented several classes and workshops over the weekend of March 8th, and Blackbird shares what she learned! Please check out Laetitia's Patreon, Instagram, and Substack - well worth looking at all of these, her studies and insights are truly inspiring. Spring is spronging, but stay out of the crazy weather and enjoy this one with a fizzy water laced with Mio (Blackbird is hooked but also convinced her insides are dyed red now). Enjoy!!




Turn up the Cicadas!!! ♡ I love it i moved from the midwest to the west coast and i miss it sooooooo much
you guys really hit the fucking nail on the head with this one! omg! like it'll really help me fill in the gaps when trying to talk about this issue. (i hope it's not a duplicate. the patriarchy doesn't want me to encourage you lol jk)
Can you guys just group up a rep the ladies!? i know it's a lot it's just holy fuck you nailed this one on the head, now i have a better way of communicating this! ✊
A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!!!
About nannys in France, I don't know if that's what you're talking about, but if you have a job you can take a break from it when you're pregnant, and after your baby(ies) birth, it's an official job where you get paid that you come at someone's house and take care of their babies when they're at their own work. (One of my classmates mom, for example, has been doing this of year, she even takes care of my Math teachers' newborn.) It's kind of shocking to me that it isn't in America. I mean, when someone is pregnant you're supposed to have a professional doctor telling her/him/them the should and shouldn't and prescripting what is good for her/him/them as a person and so that she/he/they can still have a normal life and all ? Plus I'm pretty sure we know the amount of alchool that someone can drink without it affecting the baby as long as it isn't regular drinking. I'm sorry if that wasn't clear or if I was wrong at some point I'm neither someone who's natal/first language is English
really curses negative energy why rule of law of 3 do no harm there is always 1000 who sending out negative magik look at all the commercials on TV again negative magik