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We read a quarter of this book and nothing happens! We get mostly warfare this episode, with Roran departing to break a siege with boats. Meanwhile, Eragon fucks around, heals a baby again but does it good this time, and pines for Arya.
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Welcome back! We finished Brisingr, and decided we may as well tell you about it. There was a firetruck idling outside Nora's window for the first ten minutes, so please excuse the weird sound for that portion. But now we move on to even more family reveals, lore drops, and Eragon and Arya absolutely wiping the floor with a boss monster.
Next episode, we're reading the first chunk of Inheritance, ending with "Interregnum."
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We're back yet again! This week: Eragon's sicko mom, dwarf politics, Roran's Killstreak, and more! Do YOU remember the eye colors of all your favorite characters?
Next week we finish Brisingr! We're reading "Word of Wisdom" through "Sunrise"!
Yknow, this episode would be contraband in the world of Equilibrium (2002). Don't laugh or Taye Diggs will show up at your house to set your anime figurines on fire
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We're back! Scheduling has been a bit fraught lately but that will not save you from hearing us chat about dragons and their riders!
Next week we'll be reading "Whispers in the Night" through "Ascension."
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After a brief delay, we begin our time with Brisingr, or The Seven Promises of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Bjartskular. In this first episode, we fulfill one of those very promises: to take vengeance on the Ra'zac for the murder of Eragon's uncle, and Roran's father. We also see some weird racist stuff with Nasuada, a touching evening of friendship between Eragon and Arya, and a bunch of weird magic shit. We are so back.
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Hey look! Autumn and Nora recorded an Export Audio! This time, we decided to chat a little about Baldur's Gate 3.
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Welcome back! This week, we wrap up our time with Eldest! Familiar faces are revealed, and the war begins in earnest. What further adventures await our beloved heroes? Read on!
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Rawr! That means I love you in dragon. Anyway, welcome back! This week, TRAINING MONTAGE!!!!!!!! Eragon undergoes transformations both physical and intellectual, strikes the FUCK out with the lady, and generally tries to ready himself to be a guy in a fantasy plot. Meanwhile, Roran becomes Charlton Heston on a boat.
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We're back in the saddle again! This week on Dragon Readers we started the second book of the Inheritance Cycle, Eldest! We also get introduced to our first non-Eragon POV chapters, which causes...a stir. Join us for bug men, dwarf culture, Tea Party guys circa 2005, and a dissection of elves!
Music: Skye Cuillin by Kevin MacLeod
Our reading for next episode: "Conviction" - "The Gift of Dragons"
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Welcome back! This week, we finished Eragon and talked about dwarves, whiny boys, wizards, and more!
Next episode: Eldest, "A Twin Disaster" through "Out of the Past"
Music: Sky Cuillin by Kevin Macleod
This week, we are joined by Crystal to talk about Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon a moving that is surprisingly good. By which I mean it's a little surprising that it's good.
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Hail and well met, adventurer! We here at Export Audio are proud to present a new podcasting venture: Dragon Readers! Every fortnight, Em & Nora will read and discuss a selection of chapters from Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle!
This week, we read the first 35 chapters of Eragon, concluding with The Ra'zac's Revenge.
Next episode: We finish Eragon! We're reading from the chapter "Murtagh" through the end of the book!
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Music: "Skye Cuillin" by Kevin MacLeod
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Another year has gone by, and here we are again. We hope this episode finds you well, and if not, here's to a better year in 2024. Happy Life Day!
Hello friends! Inspired by Voip, we made lists of the best video games and talked about them into a microphone for 3 hours. I hope you enjoy!
Forgive the overly compressed audio. I realized too late in the editing process we were kind of quiet so i just had to run the compressor a second time and hope for the best. It's probably fine, but I'm feeling sensitive about my mistake.
I'm back from my break! Nora and I both are playing so much Street Fighter!
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Welcome! We're back with our second anniversary podcast! Of our marriage, I mean. Not of the show. The show is a BIT older than that. We'd really like to do more Export, but it's sometimes a bit hard to fit into the schedule. Please enjoy!
In which we just kinda bullshit for 90 minutes. Anyway get your emails in about Shrek! exportaudiopodcast@gmail.com
We watched some silly movies and talked about them. It's export, you know what it is.
For some reason, we are doing this again. As we will continue to do until we're both dead. This year, we dragged Jackson into it! Thank you Jackson. Happy Life Day to you, dearest listener.