Christopher Lochhead Follow Your Different™

Jersey Mike’s went public this year after a Blackstone takeover, and Wall Street has put a price tag of about $7.5 billion on it. The chain has posted 20 straight years of same store sales growth and pulled in $4.3 billion last year. It sits right behind Subway as the number two sub chain in America. But here’s the catch. Roughly 70 percent of its customers are Gen X or boomers, and Gen Z makes up just 2 percent. The plan is to grow from 3,300 stores to 15,000, and that math only works if younger eaters show up. This episode of The Pirate Street Journal breaks down three major business topics through that lens. Christopher, Eddie, and Bri take a hard look at the week’s most important business news and share what the Wall Street Journal and the rest of the mainstream press consistently miss. The result is a faster, sharper, and more honest read on how business actually works. You’re listening to Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different. We are the real dialogue podcast for people with a different mind. So get your mind in a different place, and hey ho, let’s go.   Jersey Mike’s: The Debt, the Price Tag, and a Sandwich Category Gen Z Doesn’t Crave Blackstone loaded Jersey Mike’s with about $1.8 billion in debt, and some of it paid Blackstone before the IPO. That pressure explains why the chain needs 15,000 stores. Now, a sub with chips and a drink runs 15 to 20 bucks, which is a long way from the $5 footlong that built Subway. Then there’s the palate issue. Ask a Gen Z kid where to eat and Chipotle comes up before any sandwich shop. Mexican food is now what the sandwich was 20 years ago. Marketing spend alone, like a TikTok dance, won’t fix a category that simply isn’t on their list.   Strong Unit Economics Meet a Subway Warning There’s a real bright spot. A Jersey Mike’s franchise costs about $575,000 to open and does roughly $1.37 million in sales. Jimmy Johns needs about $550,000 for around a million, and Subway takes $380,000 for just $500,000. Which means Jersey Mike’s converts cash better than its sandwich rivals. The danger is repeating Subway’s mistake. Subway chased cheaper, younger customers with discounts and has been shrinking ever since. Jersey Mike’s already has 12.5 million loyalty members who visit three times as often as everyone else. Protecting that base while courting a new one is the tightest wire the new CEO has to walk.   Getting Different With the Menu and the Franchise Pitch The fix is to get different, not just louder. Jersey Mike’s only put about 1 percent of its marketing into social last year, while peers spend 10 to 25 percent. Still, more TikTok won’t create a new reason to care. A banh mi sub, a Mexican sub, or a chicken parm sub could give the chain a palate that matches how younger people actually eat. There’s also an entrepreneurship angle. Gen Z is putting business formation ahead of family formation. A six figure investment in a Jersey Mike’s franchise could look better to them than six figures of college debt, and that turns the 2 percent problem into a recruiting pitch. To hear more about the topics in this week’s The Pirate Street Journal, download and listen to this episode. You can also read more Pirate Street Journal entries in the Category Pirates newsletter. We hope you enjoyed this episode of Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different™! Christopher loves hearing from his listeners. Feel free to email him, connect on Facebook, X, LinkedIn, and subscribe on Apple Podcast / Spotify!    

James Dyson built his reputation on solving problems that other companies decided weren’t worth solving. He spent years perfecting vacuum cleaners when most manufacturers had moved on, and he turned a $400 hairdryer into a luxury category that nobody saw coming. Now, at 79 years old, he’s done it again. The Dyson Airow is a $499 toothbrush with a tiny camera in the brush head that takes 28 images per second, finds gaps between teeth, and fires a jet of mouthwash to clean them while you brush. When the Wall Street Journal asked Dyson how big the market is, he said he had no idea how many would sell and that he doesn’t structure decisions around a business plan. That answer would make most consultants nervous. For anyone paying attention to how categories actually get created, it’s one of the most honest things a founder has said in years. This episode of The Pirate Street Journal breaks down three major business topics through that lens. Christopher, Eddie, and Bri take a hard look at the week’s most important business news and share what the Wall Street Journal and the rest of the mainstream press consistently miss. The result is a faster, sharper, and more honest read on how business actually works. You’re listening to Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different. We are the real dialogue podcast for people with a different mind. So get your mind in a different place, and hey ho, let’s go.   Why Nobody Else Would Have Built This Every traditional business process would have killed this product at the market sizing slide. Oral care is a crowded category controlled by a small number of large companies, and a meaningful portion of toothbrushes are given away free at dental offices twice a year. The numbers would have told any reasonable analyst that a $499 toothbrush had no addressable market worth chasing. Dyson didn’t look at the market that existed. He looked at the behavior that wasn’t working. Only about 30% of American adults floss every day, and a third never floss at all. That’s not a market gap sitting in a spreadsheet. That’s a visible, daily failure that nobody in the category had built a real solution around. When a founder sees something like that and decides to spend six years fixing it, that’s where new categories begin.   The Super Consumer Nobody Was Selling To There’s a specific type of oral care buyer who already owns an electric toothbrush, a water pick, floss, and whitening products. They’re not buying these things out of habit. They believe what the science supports, that oral health connects directly to overall health, that bacteria from gum disease can enter the bloodstream and affect the heart. For this buyer, $499 for a device that addresses the part of brushing that nothing else fully handles isn’t an indulgence. It’s a logical purchase. This is the same dynamic that drove Oral-B’s power manual toothbrush years ago, a product that many people inside the company thought was a terrible idea. A battery-powered brush that looked like a regular toothbrush, priced at $7, with a non-replaceable battery. People said no one would pay for something they already got free. Those same people probably didn’t think anyone would pay for bottled water either.   The Data Play Nobody Is Talking About The Airow, as it stands, is a camera in your mouth taking nearly 30 frames per second. That camera is going to get connected to software, and that software will generate health data that no other company in the oral care space has ever had access to at scale. Over time, the Dyson toothbrush becomes less of a hardware product and more of a data collection platform, one that dentists, orthodontists, and health companies will find genuinely useful. Dyson’s long game here follows a logic similar to what Tesla has built with its vehicle fleet. The cars on the road today are gathering the driving data that makes autonomous systems better tomorrow. A connected Dyson toothbrush does the same thing inside a market that has barely been touched by this kind of thinking. The person who owns a category like that doesn’t just sell more product. They own the information infrastructure that everyone else eventually has to work around. To hear about the topics in this week’s The Pirate Street Journal, download and listen to this episode. You can also read more Pirate Street Journal entries in the Category Pirates newsletter.   We hope you enjoyed this episode of Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different™! Christopher loves hearing from his listeners. Feel free to email him, connect on Facebook, X, LinkedIn, and subscribe on Apple Podcast / Spotify!

We live in an age where fear is a product. It gets packaged, marketed, and sold to millions of people who never stop to ask who is profiting from their panic. Christopher Lochhead breaks this down brilliantly by taking us back to one of the most instructive fear campaigns in modern history: Y2K. Understanding how the Doomer Industrial Complex works is not about dismissing real problems. It is about developing the critical thinking skills to separate genuine risk from manufactured hysteria designed to control behavior and generate billions. You’re listening to Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different. We are the real dialogue podcast for people with a different mind. So get your mind in a different place, and hey ho, let’s go.   The Fear Flywheel: How It Starts With Something Real The most effective fear campaigns never begin with pure fiction. They begin with a legitimate problem, something real enough to justify concern. Y2K was exactly that. Old computer systems genuinely had vulnerabilities, and real work needed to be done to fix them. That was true and reasonable. What was not reasonable was the leap from “systems need fixing” to “civilization is collapsing.” The Doomer Industrial Complex took a manageable technical problem and marketed the absolute worst case scenario everywhere, until 53% of Americans considered Y2K one of the most critical issues facing the country. That is the flywheel beginning to spin.   Who Gets Paid When You Stay Scared Once fear reaches critical mass, the money follows fast. Consultants get hired, software gets purchased, conferences fill up, books get sold, and government budgets get approved. Every player in the ecosystem has their own incentive to keep the fear narrative alive and growing. This is the core of the Doomer Industrial Complex. Nobody needs to sit in a room and coordinate a conspiracy. Everyone simply responds to their own incentive. The journalist gets attention. The politician gets credit. The expert gains authority. The generator company sells inventory. The flywheel spins on its own momentum, fueled by everyone chasing their piece of the fear economy.   The Lens You Need to Spot the Doomer Industrial Complex Christopher offers a sharp and simple framework for cutting through manufactured panic. Instead of asking whether a problem is real, ask what the real problem actually is. Demand specificity. Reject the scary blob of a narrative and force it into precise, honest terms. Then follow the money. Ask who benefits if you stay frightened. Ask whether the people selling you the solution need your fear to remain at peak levels to stay relevant. When the answer is yes, you are watching the Doomer Industrial Complex in real time. The underlying problem may be genuine. The outsize, breathless hysteria almost certainly is not. To hear a more in-depth description and examples from Christopher Lochhead on the Doomer Industrial Complex, download and listen to this episode.   We hope you enjoyed this episode of Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different™! Christopher loves hearing from his listeners. Feel free to email him, connect on Facebook, X, LinkedIn, and subscribe on Apple Podcast / Spotify!

California’s November 2026 ballot carries one of the most consequential financial decisions in the state’s history. Marketed as a one-time 5% billionaire tax, Proposition 40 has drawn serious scrutiny from economists and policy researchers. Among those leading the charge in examining its true implications is Benjamin Jaros, a PhD economist and research fellow at Stanford’s Hoover Institution who specializes in public finance, financial economics, and economic history. On this episode of Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different, Benjamin Jaros broke down the realities of this proposed tax in ways that challenge the official narrative being sold to California voters. His research, along with that of his colleagues at Hoover, reveals a far more sweeping and dangerous policy than what is being advertised to the public. You’re listening to Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different. We are the real dialogue podcast for people with a different mind. So get your mind in a different place, and hey ho, let’s go.   Benjamin Jaros Explains Why This Is America’s First True Net Worth Tax Benjamin Jaros was careful to draw an important distinction when discussing the historical context of wealth taxation in America. While critics on the left point to 19th-century general property taxes as precedent, Jaros clarified that those taxes targeted tangible assets tied to land and physical structures. They ultimately failed to capture intangible assets as corporate incorporation rose in the early 20th century. What Prop 40 proposes is fundamentally different. It would tax an individual’s total net worth, meaning the value of everything you own, whether or not you have sold anything or received any financial gain. This makes it, as Jaros confirmed, the first true net worth tax in American history, a distinction that carries enormous consequences for how assets are legally treated in California.   The Constitutional Vulnerabilities Hidden Inside Prop 40 One of the most revealing parts of Benjamin Jaros’s research involves the serious constitutional challenges that Prop 40 is likely to face if passed. He identified multiple legal fault lines, starting with the retroactive residency clause, which would make the tax effective from January 1st of the previous year, even though voters would not approve it until November. Jaros noted that the bill’s own drafters included severability clauses, signaling they already knew this was a legal vulnerability. Beyond retroactivity, Jaros highlighted major concerns around California’s attempt to tax worldwide assets, including those held by foreign nationals living in the state. The Supremacy Clause of the United States Constitution limits state taxing authority to what the federal government can also reach. California cannot extend its taxing power beyond what federal law permits, which creates significant legal exposure that will almost certainly result in Supreme Court litigation.   Why the “One-Time Billionaire Tax” Story Does Not Hold Up Benjamin Jaros and Christopher Lochhead both zeroed in on what may be the most critical detail buried inside Prop 40. Section 510 of the Billionaire Tax Act allows the California legislature to amend virtually any part of the act with a two-thirds vote, as long as the changes are deemed to further the purposes of the act. That language is broad enough to allow changes to the rate, the threshold, and even the one-time nature of the tax itself. This means that what is being sold as a limited, one-time measure on 200 billionaires could legally be expanded to cover far more Californians over time. Jaros pointed out that the state supreme court, which would adjudicate whether any amendments fall within the purposes of the act, is stacked with appointees who are broadly deferential to legislative decisions. The structural safeguards that voters might assume exist simply are not strong enough to prevent future expansion of this tax down to far lower wealth thresholds.   Bio Benjamin Jaros is an economist and research fellow at the Hoover Institution. He specializes in public finance, financial economics, and economic history, with a focus on federal, state, and local taxation. His recent research examines wealth taxation, budget scoring, taxpayer behavioral responses to income tax changes, state corporate income tax apportionment formula reforms, and colonial-era tobacco tariffs. He produces revenue estimates and fiscal impact analyses of state and federal tax policy. His research and commentary have appeared in The Wall Street Journal, the New York Post, and RealClearPolitics. He has previously worked at the Tax Foundation and served as a research assistant in academic, policy, and private-sector settings. Jaros received his BS in economics, magna cum laude, from Seton Hall University and his MA and PhD in economics from Clemson University.   Links Hoover Institution | Github | LinkedIn We hope you enjoyed this episode of Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different™! Christopher loves hearing from his listeners. Feel free to email him, connect on Facebook, X, LinkedIn, and subscribe on Apple Podcast / Spotify!

The business press loves a simple story. A new product launches, a stock drops, a company stumbles, and the headlines write themselves. But what gets lost in that noise is the deeper logic driving these events, the category design lens that explains not just what happened, but why it matters. From the Apple Fold to the so-called SaaS apocalypse to Nike’s staggering collapse, the real stories are hiding just beneath the surface of what most journalists choose to cover. This episode of The Pirate Street Journal breaks down three major business topics through that lens. Christopher, Eddie, and Bri take a hard look at the week’s most important business news and share what the Wall Street Journal and the rest of the mainstream press consistently miss. The result is a faster, sharper, and more honest read on how business actually works. You’re listening to Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different. We are the real dialogue podcast for people with a different mind. So get your mind in a different place, and hey ho, let’s go.   Apple Fold: Seven Years Late and Still Winning Apple entered the foldable smartphone category with the iPhone Duo at a starting price of $1,999, seven years after Samsung launched its first foldable in 2019. The category has actually been shrinking, with shipments down 15% in the first half of the year. Yet analyst firm IDC projects Apple will capture 44% of all foldable revenue in 2026, before the device even has ten weeks on shelves. The pricing strategy here is no accident. By launching a $2,000 to $3,000 device alongside modest $100 price increases on its Pro lineup, Apple made those increases feel minor by comparison. This is a well-worn Apple Playbook: enter late, enter premium, and use design and ecosystem to cement a category that others started but could not scale.   Tim Cook’s Legacy and the AI Problem Apple Cannot Ignore Tim Cook took over Apple when its market cap sat just below $400 billion. Fifteen years later, that number has grown to approximately $4.5 trillion, an addition of $4 trillion in market value by a non-founder CEO. That run is arguably the most impressive in modern business history, yet the business press has largely failed to frame it that way or even acknowledge it plainly. The caution flag, however, is real. John Turnus is a hardware executive stepping into the top role at a moment when the defining battle in tech is being fought in AI and software. Siri continues to underperform against competitors like Claude, ChatGPT, and Grok. Apple’s greatest asset in the AI race is consumer trust, but trust alone will not build the context layer that makes AI outputs meaningful and reliable.   The SaaS Apocalypse That Never Came and What It Actually Reveals When AI coding tools from Anthropic and OpenAI exceeded expectations earlier this year, investors panicked and Salesforce stock dropped roughly 30%. The narrative was simple: if AI can write software, enterprise SaaS is finished. Then the earnings reports came in. Salesforce beat numbers and raised its outlook. ServiceNow, Workday, and Snowflake all came in strong, crediting AI as a driver rather than a threat. What the panic missed is that enterprise software companies are sitting on decades of proprietary intellectual capital. That data, combined with the context and meaning built around it, is exactly what AI needs to produce trusted business outcomes rather than generic responses. No broad-based large language model can replicate 40 years of domain-specific knowledge overnight, and enterprises are not switching vendors when they have one clear partner to hold accountable for results. To hear about the topics in this week’s The Pirate Street Journal, download and listen to this episode. You can also read more Pirate Street Journal entries in the Category Pirates newsletter.   We hope you enjoyed this episode of Christopher Lochhead: Follow Your Different™! Christopher loves hearing from his listeners. Feel free to email him, connect on Facebook, X, LinkedIn, and subscribe on Apple Podcast / Spotify!