Desperate Parents of Hollywood

Comedian and school psychologist Stephanie Blum answers your questions. From her LIVE radio show, she discusses people touching your baby or your pregnant stomach - without asking! Plus, parenting tips for hygiene, diapers, and bribing your child so they'll do what you want. Also, porn-star Corey calls in to find out why Stephanie and husband Greg use the word, "retarded" so freely. Staff members Antubert and Mr. Maui join in on the fun as well! Inappropriate parenting humor for all.

Are you frustrated over your child's behavior? How about your spouse's? In this episode, Stephanie and Greg try to help shed light on the struggle that parents have with a child who has sensory sensitivity issues. Unfortunately, they can't stop fighting with each other. Their loss is your comedic gain! Catch a few laughs if you're a frustrated parent!!!

Should Stephanie have to become a registered nurse in order to take care other people's kids??? WTF?

Stephanie's sister-in-law (Greg's sister), Tina calls in with her desperate, real housewife parenting non-stop rants.

Join married hosts, Greg and Stephanie Blum welcome comedian Tom Riehl with his divorce stories, stepdad debacles and puppy problems! Plus, how to avoid hideous holiday plumbing issues and A LOT more! (32 min.)

A recent new report describes women having orgasmic births in water. Husband and wife team Stephanie and Greg, try to understand. (15 min.)

CEO of TalkRadioX calls in to discuss his Asian wife's tiny vagina and Chinese penises. (5 min.)

What do you do if your child blurts out something in front of a stranger? (3 min.)

Stephanie reveals how Greg accidentally set off the PANIC alarm while being anally over-protective of their house summoning a surprise guest.

Have you had the "sex talk" with your child? Do your kids love the dog more than you? What Stephanie wants for Valentine's Day PLUS a lot more! Thanks for joining us! (27 min.)

Psychologist and comedian from HBO Comedy, STEPHANIE BLUM and her anal husband GREG dish on: INAPPROPRIATE VIDEO GAMES, MONITORING YOUR KIDS, COMMON SENSE MEDIA and HAVE YOU BEEN MOLESTED? PLUS, Stephanie Blum reviews Jay Mohr's parenting comedy. (44 min.)

Our new television pilot! AND, we discuss power hungry moms, Stephanie complains about Greg’s sleeping habits/Greg complains about Stephanie’s laundry habits. Plus, Stephanie’s tips on being a good holiday host.

We've been gone for so long, but now we're back discussing The Voice, Breaking Bad, Robin Quiver's cancer, Jennifer Love Hewitt's baby, Michael Douglas, Stephanie's mom issues and Kate Gosselin. PLUS, Stephanie wants another baby...AGAIN! Thanks for visiting with us!

Special guest, Staten Island's own Nanci Richards joins us for a discussion on adoption, dating at 50, George Zimmerman and Grandpa's Comedy Club. (55 min.)

The new Ross Matthews Show asks comedian Stephanie Blum to submit rants and jokes, but she refuses. She does however rant about Farrah from TEEN MOM, old celebs having babies and Chaz Bono’s penis. PLUS, her daughter is a wimp AND a critique of Howard Stern. (25 min.)

Pre-school teacher kills hamsters and Stephanie tries to save them. ALSO, Uncle Larry has a hideous growth. PLUS, new Facebook friends and avoiding people you hate. (44 min.)

Stephanie's friend passes away of cancer leaving a 4 year old and a 7 year old. How do you accept this? Should you trust your doctor? Also, Stephanie dishes about going to the Twitter Awards and her brush with the Millionaire Matchmaker's Rachel and Destin.

From our talk radio show, LIVE from Los Angeles! Greg gets hit on by a gay waiter, divorce stories, using lube for sex, PLUS kids who embarrass their parents (in case you missed this.) 40 min.

Comedian Stephanie Blum dishes about her recent weight-loss surgery vs. Chris Christie’s surgery and going topless on Miami Beach. AND, Should Jodi Arias get the death penalty? Also, if you’re married should you renew your vows? PLUS, the new hit show coming to BRAVO, “The Princesses of Long Island” and Stephanie’s stand up comedy on motherhood and scary nannies. (45 min.)

Comedian Stephanie Blum tries to participate in today's show while taking her daughter to the doctor's office. Mayhem and hilarity ensues. PLUS, Should a mom be worried if their child likes his father more? With Antubert and Mr. Maui. (16 min.)