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2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
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Are you ready for the Big Game on February 7th?! Come hang out with the bears and special guest Warren Sapp as they watch both teams face off in the final game of the season. Get tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Get the new Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade delivered at https://BudLight.com/delivery - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Download the DraftKings app and use code BEARS to get a free shot at millions of dollars in total prizes! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert is celebrating his power. Bert recaps his "Winston Churchill Day," discusses his house getting broken into, and explains why he loves sunsets. They reveal that the trauma Bert incurred from being cheated on, was actually the result of him cheating first, and watch a clip of AEW commentators flubbing Bert's name once again. They call Cody Rhodes and Snoop Dogg, and Snoop agrees to go fishing with the Bears and Warren Sapp!
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Tommy and Brent are doing standup together at the Rose Bowl on 10/28! Get your tickets at https://www.2bears1bowl.com/ Did you miss the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE!? You still have time to watch it. Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% - Go to MugsyJeans.com/2Bears and use code "2BEARS" for $10 off! Tom Segura and Bert Kresicher start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by recapping their recent tennis match, as seen on 2 Bears Live. They call Tom's tennis coach, Michael, to get his opinion on the match. The Bears also discuss Bert's other athletic abilities including archery, baseball, and basketball. Bert also pitches the idea that he should run for mayor of Los Angeles.
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10:00

Mar 3rd
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Dude Bro

jesus christ 7 minutes of ads?

Mar 1st
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JML

Man, I thought Christina was neurotic and annoying, Tom has a real type he's attracted to.

Feb 27th
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Jason Duhbohyu

fucking worthless.

Feb 26th
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J.R. Morales

hey bert, can I please contact you!?

Feb 25th
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Norman Stanley

omg. Whitney. why even exist when you're so depressed about being success. white males deffo stopped you right Whitney? or did they build your career... nothing worse than an idiot that thinks they're clever.

Feb 19th
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Heather Andrews

listening to Bert eat on air is so fucking gross. I can hear him getting fatter...🐷

Feb 17th
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Scott Tobin

You guys need to check out the Canadian comedy Bizarre. It featured a comedian named John Byner. He did a skit on the show where he removed tshirts one after another with funny sayings on them. similar to what you guys talked about in this episode.

Feb 15th
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Austin L. Smith

1h 1 min 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Feb 10th
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chubs

bruce always tells the same hat story 😂

Feb 8th
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Dwain Elliott

Nadav is dead? Or laid off?

Feb 7th
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Cian O Brien

anyone else's adrenaline rush when they heard snoop talk to Burt?

Feb 3rd
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Dakota MacLean

bert. youre an alcoholic. one of the worst cases of addiction ive heard of

Feb 3rd
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TrVr Kelly

this should have been so much better but it wasn't.. Whitney seemed high or something

Jan 26th
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christian

everything Bert says absolutely does not warrant extreme laughter... wtf those guys doing back there....

Jan 24th
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Cooole_

It’s a bit hypocritical to be mad at Leann for putting out that conversation when you freely talk about everyone’s personal shit lol

Jan 21st
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Quinn Blackmer

1:23:10 4th ad break

Jan 18th
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Quinn Blackmer

57:10 3rd ad break

Jan 18th
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Quinn Blackmer

29:30 2nd ad break.

Jan 18th
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briggs milburn

@2:38

Jan 18th
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