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Author: Phil Chard & Danny that Guy

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What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.
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Like another game on a 999,999-In-One Nintendo Cartridge, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back with another one! Dan & Phil link up to talk about the Jay-Z allegations, the assassination of the UHC CEO, Sony pulling their music from African streaming service Boomplay and more! Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
The New Car Smell Episode

The New Car Smell Episode

2024-12-0502:27:47

The episode they've been clamouring for is finally here! The 2 Broke Twimbos link up for the breakdown of that new Kendrick, an analysis of the Drake lawsuit, and there's even a Wrapped for you to judge. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
Early drop to make up for the missed week! The Twimbos are back with a fresh new episode, featuring frontline accounts from Nitefreak at Hinde, in-depth reports from Kigali, expert analysis of Sakhile Dube and Chidimma Adetshina's performances at Miss Universe, and shrewd diplomacy in their takes on the South African Mining standoff and El Salvador's gang prison. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
So much news. Too much news. Dan & Phil return for another episode of the only podcast to not have Kamala or Donald on it in 2024. The boys talk the US Election and lessons learnt, they look with disgust at Equatorial Guinea, and they get into their nerdy bag to talk DC Comics' announcement of Aaron Pierre as John Stewart Green Lantern, and more stuff!
The Nepotilitan Episode

The Nepotilitan Episode

2024-11-0202:07:091

The boys are back! Dan & Phil sit and catch up on a bunch of stuff, they celebrate Zimbabweans opening for Coldplay in Australia, their great experience at the 263 Culture Fest, some stuff about the American election and even touch on Chris Brown's concert in South Africa. It's fun, enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
The boys are back on the pod and they decide to take on the globally impactful but deathly dangerous topic of... Zim Hip Hop. And also technology ombudsmanship. And also Phil recounts his experience at the Jacaranda Music Festival. And other stuff, enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
Dan & Phil dip their toes back into weekly recording after a brief break, did you miss us? This week, some strong takes on Oliver Mtukudzi and his family shenanigans, Cassper Nyovest and his family shenanigans and general shenanigans all round. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
By the skin of our teeth we got an episode this week, and you can make it the first podcast you play on your brand new iPhone 13 4th Gen! Dan & Phil remember James Earl Jones, celebrate Learnmore Jonasi and fan out over Lil Wayne, remembering the impact he had, but then explain why they don't believe he was ever an option for the Super Bowl halftime performance. Bring on Kendrick! Also, Mukbang watch? Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
The Kings of Kaos Episode

The Kings of Kaos Episode

2024-09-0602:50:02

The boys are back with a fresh, crispy episode of the only podcast that DJs can play clips of at a concert. Dan & Phil start on a sombre note, remembering Fatman Scoop, and lamenting the state of a world that continues to allow violence against women. But, the show must go on, and Dan & Phil have a spirited debate about credit on songs, sparked by the situation between DJ Maphorisa and Samthing Soweto. Also, what is going on between Holy Ten and Voltz JT? There are plenty of jokes, knowledge and above all, the friends we made along the way, Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
Testing 1, 2, can you see this episode? Have we been... copyright-struck? Brand new episode of your favourite all-male podcast that has ZERO opinions about any women's business! In this episode, Dan & Phil discuss the ridiculous online feud between South Africa and Nigeria on Bolt, the incredible numbers at the Doek and Slay, and they get into their Tech Ombudsmen bag and find out what's going on with the CEO of Telegram. Oh, and the long-awaited definitive opinion on the whole Blake Lively business. you're welcome, patrons. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
The Mayo Madness Episode

The Mayo Madness Episode

2024-08-2402:07:46

Dan & Phil show up once again, very demure, very mindful on a brand new episode of your favourite nerdy podcast, 2 Broke Twimbos. Expect hard-hitting journalism on philosophical questions such as: How do you greet someone when they’re with their person? How much should you get paid for going viral? And how do you win or lose a fight against Disney? Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
As you count down the time before 11 men who get paid 100K a week to kick a ball around ruin your weekend, the 2 Broke Twimbos bring you a brand new episode of the only podcast that is a certified breakdance representative. Call us 2B-Boys! This week Dan & Phil catch up with what’s been happening with Chidimma Adetshina and the whole Miss South Africa drama, before reviewing some of the most amazing moments from the 2024 Olympics, like the incredible Australian breakdancer! Then there’s Saintfloew at BBC 1xtra, Mr Beast controversies and more! Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
The Adelle Onyango Episode

The Adelle Onyango Episode

2024-08-0902:28:08

Happy gold medals top Africa! And happy new episode to you! The only podcast certified to be played by Motswana sprinters before beating arrogant Americans brings you something different. Today, Dan & Phil cross over to Kenya to speak to former radio host, entrepreneur, and podcast host Adelle Onyango. Almost 3 years ago, Adelle hosted us as guests on her HUGE podcast Legally Clueless (you can find the episode here), and it was our pleasure to return the favour and speak to her in this week’s episode. Adelle tells us her inspiring story, starting as a (struggling) poet before making her way to radio, and building the 3rd biggest show in the country before leaving once again to start a company and a podcast. Adelle is also actively involved in the protests in Kenya, in fact, she had just arrived from dodging police and teargas for the recording! She shares the story behind the reason for the protests and how Kenya’s youth are leading the charge. What an inspiring episode, enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
Consistent Gold Winner in the Podcasting Olympics, Dan & Phil are back with a brand new episode that DOES NOT MOCK ANY RELIGIONS IN ANY OPENING CEREMONY. This week Dan & Phil review the amazing news that Zimbabwe has grocery stores, and would like to thank Tiffany Haddish for this incredible revelation. They also look at what it takes for them to enter Miss South Africa, and whether they would be peacefully celebrated. There are also nerdy discussions about Disney & Marvel (Dr Doom and Robert Downey Jr what?). and we wrap it all up by talking to the Storyteller of the Culture Mukudzei Mlambo and reviewing his new project SOTC II. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
The Showing Discord Episode

The Showing Discord Episode

2024-07-2602:10:51

Fear not! The 2 Broke Twimbos return after another monumental, nay, cataclysmic week to calm you down, explain stuff and make jokes. In this episode of the pod, Dan & Phil find out what’s going on with the world’s biggest creator Mr Beast, and ask, should you be revealing your sordid past to your employer? They dive into the murky waters of the South African music business, with DJ Maphorisa and L-Tido beefing, and ask, what if someone says something about your mother? They also fix your tech ombudsman craving with an explanation of the Crowdstrike kerfuffle, the biggest IT outage in history, and they ask, if you made the best songs of a generation, how come you’re going to work bro??? Enjoy!Timestamps: 00:06:24 - Intro00:16:50 - ADIB00:27:40 - Dan & Phil talk sportsball (the Budapest Grand Prix)00:39:32 - The Mr Beast situation00:57:28 - Crowdstrike Crash01:05:23 - Dj Maphorisa Vs L-Tido 01:14:35 - Apple TV cuts its streaming budget01:32:35 - New Music01:47:01 - Dan & Phil debate Top 5 Zim RnB Songs 02:07:50 - OutroSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
Turn on multifactor authentification and delete your DM’s because the 2 Broke Twimbos are back with. brand new episode of the only podcast to remain unaffected by global Windows failures (because we use typewriters). In this episode, Dan & Phil explore the real issues of our time, like what kinds of cringy things do men send in DM’s? What on earth is going on with American politics? What are the implications of recent events in sportsball, like the Euros, and Formula 1? There’s even a chat about movies & television, y’all watched that new Supacell? Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
The Charisse C Episode

The Charisse C Episode

2024-07-1101:50:25

Dan & Phil have finally decided to just ask a DJ all those questions they’ve been having. None other than Zimbabweans Doing It Big alum, Charisse C, celebrated DJ and artist based in the UK. She shares her story, the early days of amapiano in the UK, and how DJ’s can become “better” and stuff. Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
Put out a flyer and host a welcome-back dinner for us because Dan & Phil return to the podcast after a brief hiatus! There’s a lot to catch up on, from a review of the BET Awards, to the furore surrounding Madam Boss attending, and even a conversation on nepotism after Saweetie asked people to stop calling her a nepo baby. We even have leftovers from last week about Tyla on The Breakfast Club, and very important questions about selling feet and snitching. Enjoy!Chapters: 00:09:06 - Intro 00:40:03 - ADIB00:42:31 - BET AWARDS REVIEW01:07:19 - Breaking down Madam Boss attending the BETs 01:26:15 - Tyla winning BET Awards and what it means01:29:28 - Tyla on The Breakfast Show Interview Controversy01:57:40 - Saweetie on Nepotism 02:16:54 - OutroSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
Dan & Phil are back again with another episode of the only podcast to be entirely funded by a presidential goat scheme. In this new episode, Dan & Phil review the iconic Ken & Friends Pop Out Concert that streamed live on Amazon Prime and broke light-skinned OVO hearts all around the world. Then Dan & Phil review Carpe Diem, the DJ Festival they both attended over the weekend while making excuses for DJs that play All I Do Is Win. Also, be media literate! Enjoy!Timestamps: 00:04:50 - Intro00:09:05 - KEN & FRIENDS POP OUT SHOW REVIEW01:31:36 - Carpe Diem & Redefined Shows Review01:58:58 - OutroSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
When you find yourself in a predicament, just remember: WWDC - What Would Dan Conclude? The 2 Broke Twimbos are back one more gain with a brand new episode of your favourite secretly recorded conversation masquerading as a podcast. They break down Apple entering the AI game, King Kandoro’s Properganda Tour, and what’s with Ster Kinekor closing? Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon! 
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Comments (9)

Tinashe Daisy

A really good podcast. Dan and Phil are great at this and at entertaining. Always on top of current affairs amd entertainment news🔥🔥🔥

Nov 8th
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Tinashe Daisy

The best podcast un Zimbabwe 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Entertaining, Articulate, funny, interesting and informative. I LOVE IT❤️❤️❤️❤️

Jan 17th
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George Wayne Mabhena

another fire episode from Dan & Phil.🔥🔥🔥

Aug 11th
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Tinashe Daisy

Best podcast out of Zim. They will entertain you in anyway possible ❤️❤️

Feb 5th
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Trey Mhundwa

Been waiting for this episode, im excited to listen

Jan 11th
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Kuchie¡

One word for this episode: Profound! 👌

Nov 25th
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Kudzai Zvenyika

Haha😂😂 Phil is sounding salty about Dan's Europe trip. 🤣🤣

Aug 14th
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Tinashe Shelton Gavhu

Great episode but the number of times Gemma used the word organic 🙌🙌🙌

May 15th
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