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2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave you laughing, crying, high on life, and apart of the smoke sesh.
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This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies sit down with comedian Jon Carden (Skankfest, Tammy’s Boy Podcast) for one of the most unfiltered and hilarious episodes yet. We dive into military marriages, cheating, childhood trauma, therapy breakthroughs, and what it means to heal while still laughing at the chaos. From Harry Potter house debates to Jean-Claude Van Damme movies to playing “Super Fight” with Chuck Norris in a meat bikini, nothing is off limits. Equal parts hilarious and hear...
In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies dive into everything from zoo scandals to ugly baby fears, all while navigating the chaos of adulthood. We kick things off with the viral Danish zoo controversy asking people to donate their pets as food (yes, really). From there, we spiral into sex talk, STDs, and a wild story about almost defending a roommate with a kettlebell. The girls also debate whether men or women have more holes, unpack childhood trauma, and expose the weirdest family d...
In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we sit down with Chris Silio — the newest Golden Ticket winner on Kill Tony — to talk about his big win, moving from Miami to Austin, and the wild reality of being a blind stand-up comic. Chris shares stories from Miami’s chaotic comedy scene, compares it to Austin’s community, and reveals the funniest (and most awkward) moments of dating while blind. From losing his vision at 18 to crushing it on Kill Tony’s stage, we love having Chris in the studio, and ...
Is our podcast haunted… or are we just poor? In this chaotic episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, things spiral from prank calls and spirit sightings to deep dives on dolphins, AI, octopuses, and Sydney Sweeney’s "good genes." We have the hilarious, Zako Ryan, on the podcast today. Come Find More of Zako Ryan Here: https://www.instagram.com/zakoryan/ 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, rela...
In this unfiltered episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Emily and Jaime spiral from Omegle trauma to celebrity reincarnation theories. They share their worst throwback photos, roast their teenage selves, and debate whether Trisha Paytas is birthing the Illuminati’s next generation. Plus: The girls roast AI captions, revisit Facebook trauma posts, and try to spell “psychedelic.” It’s funny, vulnerable, unhinged, and somehow still educational. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologe...
Comedian and character-king Timmy No Brakes joins the ladies for one of the most no brakes episode yet. From celibacy confessions to robot death matches, nothing is off the table. They talk s*x, stage fright, bombing on dates, and the brutal highs and lows of the Austin comedy scene. Timmy reveals what it's like getting recognized by fans who only want the character — and whether he'd wear the leather jacket in bed. The trio plays a chaotic round of Super Fight, debate porn habits, rant about...
Welcome back to chaos, healing, and oversharing. In this week’s episode, Emily and Jamie take you on a journey through unsolicited voicemails, wild bodily functions, emotional trauma, and the most unhinged game of Super Fight you’ve ever heard. From stories of eating your own rib, to awkward bathroom moments and "steamed asparagus pee," nothing is off-limits. The girls also reflect on childhood wounds, emotional triggers in relationships, dissociation, pain tolerance, and how healing often h...
This episode is one wild ride from start to finish. Comedian and political thinker Gerard Michaels joins the girls for a chaotic conversation covering everything from swingers and Fantasy Fest to the psyop of the American dream, dating in Miami, AI clones, school system scams, and DMT theories. Are swingers even real or just rebranded cheaters? Is the sexual revolution a government scam? What’s really going on with AI, DNA tracking, and celebrity replacements? Also: Cats, nipples, weird bar ...
Brent Reed and Scott Fillmore join Emily and Jaime for the most unhinged episode yet! From impromptu courtroom drama to wild first date confessions, Utah gays, arrests, and food debates that will leave you starving — this episode is full of laughs, chaos, and too much b-hole talk. Find More of Sexy Scott Fillmore here: https://www.instagram.com/scottfillmorecomedy/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wa...
In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, comedian Darius Bennett joins the ladies to break down the truth about modern dating, why men sabotage relationships, and how some people just got that dog in 'em. We get into: 🔥How to spot a narcissist before it’s too late 🔥 Why so many “nice guys” are really players in disguise 🔥 What men & women really want (but won't admit) Plus — cool beans, white girl phrases, therapy breakthroughs, and a whole lot...
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious, JJ Curry who's fresh off a kiler set on Kill Tony. JJ is our good friend from Florida, we chat about meeting in a strip club, why JJ only sm*kes on 4/20, and how he started comedy out of the Air Force. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that ...
Hello gooses, silly or otherwise. We get into a listener's tea, determine if Emily should become a nun, and plan a vacation this podcast episode. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedi...
Hello silly gooses! Today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt is back at our NEWLY scheduled release time of 8PM CST. We chat about cancer free diagnoses, how to say you don't want to hang out with your partner, and why we think that everyone should get one weekend alone a month. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing pe...
This week we’re joined by the hilarious Or Mash as seen onWild N' Out. We talk God (aka Daddy who knows all), her secret test to see if her friends are anti-Semitic, and the time she accidentally became a pirate. It’s unhinged, it’s spiritual, it’s mildly ill*gal—just how we like it. Find More Or Mash Here: https://linktr.ee/ormash 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on...
On today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we try and solve the vaping crisis. If we can't do it, nobody can. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories...
The rumors are true. We are starting a cult, get in on the ground floor now. This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we chat about our thoughts on the world at large, get absolutely giggly, and decide we want to be cult leaders. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, a...
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have a very funny friend, the hilarious, the very Canadian, Danny Martinello, join us as we discover every single personality he has... and they are AMAZING. Find Danny Martinello Here: https://www.instagram.com/dannymartinello/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal sto...
On today's final episode of season 4, we chat about Jaime's first festival in Key West, how we feel about Katy Perry going to the moon, and...cure cancer. Thank you for having us. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features ...
1Happpy Tuesday! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, where we have the very funny Mike Eaton. We chat about his Kill Tony minute, what Shrek characters the ladies remind him of, and bond over laughter. Find Mike Here: https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stor...
Absolutely banger episode with our friend from over the pond, Kyle Legacy. We got chatting about the red light district, what makes a p*rn production, how we feel about Austin, and surprise surprise....prank call Emily's mom. Find Kyle Legacy here: https://www.instagram.com/lebronjamesofcomedy/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and ever...
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