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They've got wives, they've got kids and they've got no problem being immature a-holes. Join Rich and Ken Tuesdays at 7pm PT as they say and do all the crap they can't say and do at home.
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Karen joins the show at a moment's notice as the guys pontificate ideas for their Holiday Farewell Extravaganza and Ken laments the agonies of a middle-aged man's hangover (aka the morning after SantaCon). One more show left, faithful 2GnaM fans. Join us next week for the grand finale...
Crippled Kenny pinch hits for Rich and brings the funny! The guys poke some fun at the Jonas Brothers and introduce a pastime called Crip-Tipping. Then, the real planning begins. What does their Toad Hop future hold? Will The Ken & Kenny Show become a reality? We're all gonna have to wait until 2013 to find out. In the meantime, prepare yourselves for The 2 Guys and a Mic Holiday Farewell Show in 3 weeks!
The guys are back to their old school format with Marissa the bored op in tow! First, Ken gets his wheels turning about wife's million dollar life insurance plan and Rich predicts that Ben will end up a notorious porn king a la Larry Flynt while Ken watches from jail. Then it's the "big" announcement that ends up breaking hearts around the world. You're gonna have to listen to find out.
After the guys make up for lost time by bashing each other in their usual fashion, they touch upon the Elmo scandal and robot sex in the future. Then, actor/comedian Wayne Federman stops by the studio to chat about his career, Easy to Assemble and of course, David Janssen.
Ken, Marissa and Mesha celebrate the season with their prison plague get-ups and chat about all things Halloween. Then things get paranormal when they welcome Britt Griffith from Syfy's Ghost Hunters to discuss how the west coast has missed out on the whole Mischief Night craze and the best technique for vandalizing your neighbor's property. Just don't tell anyone you got the bean bag idea from us.
After Ken's painful depiction of his road to ureteral recovery and the introduction of Baby Maggie's physical anomaly, the gang reins it in and welcomes Illeana Douglas and Roger Bart to chat about the latest season of Easy to Assemble!
Please check out Season 4 of Easy to Assemble at http://www.youtube.com/EasytoAssembleTV!
Rich is MIA and all hell breaks loose! Jacki Bray and Crippled Kenny join the fun and all the class goes out the window (not that this show ever had much to begin with). The discussions include Jacki's new neighbors, Ben's phallic doodling and Kenny's booby "stocker." Yes, stocker. It turns out that womin who tweet durty photoes can't spel good.
After Marissa issues the sincerest apology ever to Shakira's two fans, other topics arise like Rich's neighborhood Jehovah's Witnesses, Baby Maggie's manly bowel movements, butt chugging and vodka tampons. Then of course, there's the ongoing misadventures of Ken's calamitous kidneys. How's that for alliteration?
Rich boycotts the show yet again and Ken calls in the ladies! Mesha returns with her always-entertaining tales from the single life and Marissa flies solo on the sound board (and rocks it by the way). There are also discussions about kegels, hymens and Ken's light at the end of the tunnel. Please do not listen to or watch within 60 minutes after eating.
Marissa returns to her board-op duties and even brings along some stories and games to contribute to the show (eat your heart out Flexible)! First, it's the tale of her mom calling and reaming out the "Mayor of LA County" about the growing number of filthy mattresses infesting the city streets. Then she quizzes Rich and Ken with a list of lines that have recently been used on her and they have to guess if they're gay or straight. The guys had to do nothing for this show! Which is pretty much what they do every week.
Rich and Ken are back and once they get settled in with yet another board-op, they make a half-assed attempt to commemorate the 11th anniversary of 9/11. Then it's Ken's tale of his near brawl with a Middle Eastern hot head, monkey smuggling in India and the list of 25 things your son must know (or must ignore if you're Rich).
2GnaM 146 - The Adventures of Tampon Dick
With Johnny Ice training Marissa to be the new board-op, Rich and Ken open the show by reminiscing about Flexible Rob's big send-off last week and the 45 minutes of office sex voyeurism they shared. Plus, there's show and tell with Ken's new pee apparatus, death by donkey kick (not punch) and a little talk about internet porn. Keeping it highbrow as always.
2GnaM 145 - Press Record, Rob!
To commemorate Flexible Rob's last appearance on 2GnaM, he doesn't hit record for the first 12 minutes of the show! That's how much the slacker loves Rich and Ken. In the remaining 48 minutes, things get back up to speed with banter about Ken's foul-mouthed posessed son, the Colorado River trip (also from hell) and the death of 70,000 chickens.
Best of luck, Flexible! We will miss your infallible board-op skills.
Rich takes another day off and Ken calls in a Toadhop legend to fill his chair -- insert Obama voice here -- JACKI BRAY! From the all new 85° studio, Jacki catches Ken and Flexible Rob up on all of her latest haps including her new Donkey Kick Workout and her Thriller dance gone awry. Then, Ken apologizes for a tweet, vents about his wife's weekly produce deliveries and lays out a plan for Crippled Kenny's new career!
2GnaM 143 - DJ BJ and the Breast Milk Challenge
A club DJ who breaks into houses to perform fellatio on sleeping victims? Yes, the guys cover it! Also, Rich returns from his maternity leave with his wife's breast milk in hand and it's up to Ken to take the highly anticipated taste test. That means White Russians for everybody!
2GnaM 142 - Maggie Meconium
Crippled Kenny fills in for Fresh Daddy Rich and all hell breaks loose! The guys throw back some Old Speckled Hen and chat it up about UTI's, orange urine, meconium and Breaking Bad. Also, Ken and Kenny are both racists. Who is more racist? Give it a listen and you be the judge.
2GnaM 141 - The Tranny and the Tallboys
Mesha returns after a 6-week absence from the show with her stories of being single in Hollywood and her creative use the English language (aka profanity). Not to mention the three pre-show vodka drinks that make her more entertaining than ever! The guys also check out the freestyle flow of Kwayzar, an 84 year-old Jewish rapper, and decide that the man's gotta be on the show! Stay tuned...it just might happen.
2GnaM 140 - We Suck at Girls with Justin Halpern
Once the guys vamp about unorthodox methods of inducing labor and creepy Dodgers fans who do puppet shows in the stands, they welcome their hilarious guest Justin Halpern, author of Sh*t My Dad Says and I Suck at Girls. From there, it's all about obnoxious network anchors, begging for sex and golden showers. Needless to say, Justin fit right in. Now go buy his books.
2GnaM 139 - LP Hands and the Taintzer
As it turns out, the guys didn't get rusty over their 2-week hiatus. They return to their usual form with tales of manscaping, peculiar sex dreams and dropping used condoms from parking structures. In fact, things get so gross that Ken ends up gagging when it's all said and done. Pull up a chair, watch the whole show and don't say we didn't warn you.
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