2 Salty Blondes

Just two salty blondes on the coast of Texas desperately trying to live our best life and fit in day drinking all while trying to navigate through motherhood, attempting to be trophy wives and sneaking in salty adventures whenever we can… which is pretty much always.

St. Patty’s Day Shenanigans

We frantically threw some shit together to enter Surfside Beach’s St. Patty’s Day parade and it was nothing but a TOTAL real life shit show…

04-18
56:56

Did you pick your sperm donor?

Hailey shocks the hell out of Kyra when she reveals what she found on the internet…and she got kicked out of a Waffle House but that’s not very surprising.

03-03
59:11

Are some people just born awkward?

New Year, new us…Just Kidding! Kyra got a big girl job and it does NOT fit our Salty Blonde lifestyle but we’re back beaches and just as ridiculous as ever!

02-13
59:06

Sausage Fest & Happy Tears

Hailey thought she “knew” what GOLF stands for and poor Kyra is just a Gemini living in a world full of Scorpios…could you guess which one of us is a self proclaimed crybaby?!

10-26
01:07:50

The Beginning of the End of Summer.

We’re back BEACHES, we know we’ve been M.I.A. but that makes for some good stories.

08-19
59:27

Hailey throws a party that almost leaves Kyra an amputee.

Us Salty Blondes take our son’s to the Astro/Rangers game and discover heavens gates. Then to celebrate Kyra’s birthday Hailey throws a party with a 20’ft waterslide that gives Kyra the worst M.A.R.I. of her life

06-10
58:25

Do your husbands put up with you and your besties shenanigans??

Hailey begs to go Honky Tonkin’ and Kyra’s just going with the flow. Therefor we just end up singing karaoke in a Uber.

05-13
50:44

30 yr olds in the V.I.P and Daddy Issues

This week’s episode you will learn, You do not put “baby in a corner”, Kyra is the nicest person you have ever met and 30 yr olds can still hang in the VIP…but you better not blame shit on “Daddy Issues”

04-29
49:23

There’s a hedgehog in the freezer & Kyra has a little lamb.

Listen this week to find out why Hailey has a hedgehog in the freezer and Kyra tells about being a rodeo queen with a little lamb….that had a one way ticket to the train station.

04-22
56:12

What happens in Mexico, doesn’t always stay in Mexico.

Are you even adulting if you don’t steam your sheets?! …Kyra is one tough beach and we crossed over the intracoastal for a mom’s night out.

04-15
01:01:01

Our 1st Awkward Meeting

How it all started with the 2 Salty Blondes, from being set up by our husbands to day drinking in the salty Texas air.

04-14
42:59

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