Sails Off the Rails

Our heroes begin their journey in the island town of Pike Pass. After a quick stop at a diner, they set out onto the high seas with hopes of redeeming a valuable bounty. However, only danger waits. Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns contact us at sailsofftherails@gmail.com Music Used: Banish by Slainte Maid Behind the Bar by Slainte The Big Guns by Silent Partner In a Heartbeat by Kevin MacLeod Baltic Levity by Kevin MacLeod Fastest Man on Earth by Jahzzar Sails Off the Rails by John Aidan and Mason

Our heroes search for the three keys that will allow them to access the mysterious "tank" joined by their new friend Trevor. However, this proves more difficult than expected since Trevor is a useless ally.   Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; A Surprising Power by Mid-Air Machine; Thiasyn by Yan Terrien; Tension Is Rising by The Insider; Sahara Rains by Hanu Dixit; In a Heartbeat by Kevin MacLeod; Eclosion by Salmo; Backyard Adventure by Hans Hylkema; Action Epic by Komiku; Whiskey by Huma-Huma   Twitter: @SailsOffRails Email: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The boys have completed their search for the three keys, but a series of disasters occur. Jacques gets stuck under a bookcase. Toro gets oiled up. Jori has a heart attack in a chair. Ethan falls and can't get up. Also, Derter does some wacky hijinks. Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Tension is Rising by The Insider; Let's Sell Some Cars by Steve Combs; Paintball Theme by Bird Creek; Left on Deimos by Tri-Tachyon; Sex and Death and God by Steve Combs; Nothing by Kai Engel; Calm the Fuck Down by Broke For Free; What a Time to Want to Die by Steve Combs; Knowing Nothing by Mid-Air Machine; Someone Else's Memories by Revolution Void; The SpellBreaker by Tri-Tachyon; Exotica by Juanitos; Let's Apocalypse Later by Ask Again Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The boys find themselves in a very foreign land unsure how to get home. They make some friends and try their best to make enemies. Needing a "sponsorship," they head out to brave the dangers of space. Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Brand New World by Kai Engel; Endeavour by Jahzzar; Streets of Sant'Ivo by Mid-Air Machine; If I Had a Chicken by Kevin MacLeod; You So Zany by Audionautix; Shake It by Jahzzar; Candy by Jahzzar Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The gang fight a curvy giant for a bit. They also attack a burning ship captained by a childhood nightmare. Will the slug babies make it? Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Let's Apocalypse Later by Mid-Air Machine; Punk In Donuts by Hanu Dixit; Terrible Manners by Max McFerren; Restless Natives by Doug Maxwell; Y Files by Geographer; Blue Scorpion by Kevin MacLeod; Crimson by Sextile; Hollywood Traffic Jam by Doug Maxwell; Barge by Gunnar Olsen; March On by Ethan Meixsell; Your Voice Is American by Letter Box; Sky Skating by Geographer; Voyage III - The Space Between Us by The Kyoto Connection; Synergy by Geographer Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The crew meet Taha and struggle to solve a simple puzzle. The Sunrise Stockpile and its mysterious owner also make an appearance. Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Lola by United States Marine Band; Barge by Gunnar Olsen; Calm the Fuck Down by Broke For Free; A State of Despair by Mid-Air Machine; Boi by Leviathe; Wicked Things by Quincas Moreira; All Your Faustian Bargains by Steve Combs; Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio; Jalandhar by Kevin MacLeod Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

Jack tries out alchemy with a 0 INT modifier. Ethan does math homework. Jori gets a cookbook. Toro tries to figure out what is going on. We'll be back next week with a new arc! Music Used: Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio; Reuben's Train by Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties; Road to Moscow by Jingle Punks; Action by Steve Combs; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner; Sanctuary of the Sky Gods by Nathaniel Wyvern Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The crew set out to the planet Karpri for their first mission from Taha. Along the way, they run into some backwater pirates and their mom. Music Used: Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio; Jalandhar by Kevin MacLeod; Dancing Star by Aakash Gandhi; Heart of the Beast by Kevin MacLeod; Aurora Currents by Asher Fulero; Reuben's Train by Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties; Wicked Things by Quincas Moreira; Roots of Legend by Density & Time; Y Files by Geographer; Blue Scorpion - Electronic Hard by Kevin MacLeod; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The crew travel around the City of Redwater, annoy a king, and be wingmen for a turtle. What were we here for again? Music Used: 80's Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Aurora Currents by Asher Fulero; Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod; RESPECOGNIZE by Diamond Ortiz; Iron Fist by DJ Williams; Mob Battle by Silent Partner; Heart of the Beast by Kevin MacLeod; Hollywood Traffic Jam by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Line of Flight by Revolution Void; The Big House by Jason Shaw; Shake It by Jahzzar; When the Dead Wake Up by Robert Abraham; Impala Returns by Hanu Dixit; Demise by Ethan Meixsell Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The crew continue their investigation into the fires but run into a few hurdles on the way. Each step forward only leads to more questions. Also Jack gets a brain freeze. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: 80's Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Dhaka by Kevin MacLeod; Imagine A New Darker You by The Tower of Light; Gaia in Fog by Dan Bodan; Dusty Fingers by DJ Williams; Lost Frontier by Kevin MacLeod

It's 5 AM and I have to write a description, cool. Jack, Jori, and Tauro enter the palace to deliver the metal bug. Meanwhile, Ethan goes off on a neat side adventure to rescue a friend and make more along the way. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Sneaky Business by Biz Baz Studio; Anxious by Sextile; Psychic Magic by Unicorn Heads; Rhapsody in Lieu of Etude by Cullah; Pooka by Kevin MacLeod; The Curious Kitten by Aaron Kenny; Before the Apocalypse by Robert Abraham; Temples by Six Umbrellas; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; GIGA METAL by Loyalty Freak Music; Asset House by Six Umbrellas; Your Voice Is American by Letter Box; They Can Feel You by Hainbach; Worse by The Tower of Light; Tuba Waddle by Audionautix; Inescapable by Ugonna Onyekwe; The New Order by Aaron Kenny; A Tale of Vengeance by Aakash Gandhi; Viking by Aakash Gandhi

This episode the gang gets wet and wild with a blue lady and a fishy man. Afterwards, Jori barely avoids wetting the bed, and Jack hangs out with a god. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Barbarian by Pierlo; Inescapable by Ugonna Onyekwe; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; In a Heartbeat by Kevin MacLeod; Chtulthu by Quincas Moreira; Before the Apocalypse by Robert Abraham; Movie Rhythm2 by Sunsearcher; You Can Use by Captive Portal; Traveller by Six Umbrellas; Heavy by Huma-Huma; Fast Anxiety by Jeremy Korpas; Running Scared by Jeremy Korpas; A Great Darkness Approaches, Can You Feel It? by ELPHNT; Game On by Jeremy Korpas; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Viking by Aakash Gandhi; El Camino del Alce by Silva de Alegria; The Pirate And The Dancer by Rolemusic; Horror House by Aaron Kenny; She Died Up There You Know by Dan Bodan; Fairy Meeting by Emily A. Sprague; Down by Joey Pecoraro; Prelude No. 15 by Chris Zabriskie; Lost Frontier by Kevin MacLeod; Vacation Casual by Sir Cubworth; Gently, Onwards by ELPHNT; Lost In Prayer by Doug Maxwell

Tauro and Jack head off to investigate the dangerous borough of Blackridge guided by a mysterious ally. We're joined this week by special guest G. S. Denning. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Barbarian by Pierlo; Brooke's Dream by Dan Lebowitz; Red Eye by E's Jammy Jams; Medusa by Kevin MacLeod; Primavera en la Guerra del Sonido by Silva de Alegria; Knowlesville by Tintamare; Like Lee by The Mini Vandals; My Peeps by Aaron Lieberman; Honeybar by Rondo Brothers; King's Men by Biz Baz Studio; Calm The Fuck Down by Broke For Free; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner; High School Hero by Silent Partner

Ethan and Vita venture off to the Saltstone Keep to investigate the disappearance of the king's daughter. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: 80's Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Leoforos Alexandras by Dan Bodan; Street Smart by Quincas Moreira; Space Chatter by Doug Maxwell; Destination Unknown by Ugonna Onyekwe; Dome Sweet Dome by Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties; Iron Fist by DJ Williams; Empty Hearted Man by The 126ers; BACK TO THE WOODS by Jason Shaw; Asset House by Six Umbrellas; Movie Rhythm2 by Sunsearcher; Infiltrators by Nathaniel Wyvern

The crew finally meet up and use all their brain cells to try solving the mystery. Eventually they give up and go beat up Maw-Maw. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Fast Anxiety by Jeremy Korpas; Line of Flight by Revolution Void; Searching For You by White Hex; Honeybar by Rondo Brothers; Epic Journey by Yung Logos; The punkrock show by myfreemickey; Years Gone By by John Aidan; Funk It How It Is by SackJo22 (ft Alex & unreal_dm); Medusa by Kevin MacLeod; Hangin' with the Worms by Doug Maxwell; Eclosion by Salmo; A State of Despair by Mid-Air Machine; Endeavour by Jahzzar; Theme X by Steve Combs; Movie Rhythm2 by Sunsearcher; Temples by Six Umbrellas; Sax Attack by Dougie Wood; Asset House by Six Umbrellas; Heavy by Huma-Huma; Black Swan by Sergey Cheremisinov

Witches get stitches in our first episode in person after the summer. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Reveal the Magic by The Kyoto Connection; Please Listen Carefully by Jahzzar; Beach Disco by Dougie Wood; An Example For by Captive Portal; Ecstasy X by Jason Shaw; Battle Royale by Au.Ra; Inescapable by Ugonna Onyekwe; Ads by Jahzzar; Terrible Manners by Max McFerren; Overturn by Riot; Soul Burned Away by Robert Abraham; Toddler Guitarist by Admiral Bob; My Peeps by Aaron Lieberman

The crew heads off to confront the figure behind the fires in Redwater. Bubbling water threatens to prematurely end their adventure. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Leoforos Alexandras by Dan Bodan; Beset On the Run by vspiegel; The Last Ones by Jahzzar; Searching for You by White Hex; Ambient Cool by Sunsearcher; Land of a Folk Divided by Mid-Air Machine; From The Ashes by Clark C; Hollywood Traffic Jam by Doug Maxwell; Dance of the U-boat by Aakash Gandhi; Cavalry by Aakash Gandhi; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Romantic Hero by Sir Cubworth; Mountain by JVNA; Destination Unknown by Ugonna Onyekwe; Terrible Manners by Max McFerren; Distant Lands by Hanu Dixit; The Punkrock Show by myfreemickey

The crew go after the hag and are aided by a strange ally. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Sweater Funk by Density & Time; Airline by Geographer; Annihilate by Jeremy Blake; Subtle Betrayal by SYBS; Passage by Ugonna Onyekwe; Epic Journey by Yung Logos; Khreshchatyk by Dan Bodan; Barbarian by Pierlo; The Punkrock Show by myfreemickey; Gangsta Choir Descends by Doug Maxwell; The Last Ones by Jahzzar; Stuck In The Air by The Tower of Light; Fish In the Sea by Sascha Ende; Attack of the Aguaviva by Blue Wave Theory

The crew have to wait a week for further instructions regarding Ravensmoon. They decide to spend their free time learning about weapon crafting, higher education, daddy issues, and gorillas. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Guardians by Art Of Escapism; Green Lights by Jahzzar; Ruffling Feathers by Jesse Spillane; Beach Disco by Dougie Wood; I've Just Had an Apostrophe! by Spazz Cardigan; Siesta by Jahzzar; reCreation by airtone; Stealer by Density & Time; The Great Avenger by Silent Partner; Distant Lands by Hanu Dixit

The crew begins their journey to Ravensmoon and get a little too saucy. Chris will be back in the next episode. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Blow The Man Down by The Midshipmen Glee Club; Hope by Steve Combs; Steppin by Wake; Barbarian by Pierlo; Movie Rhythm2 by Sunsearcher; Tripolar by Jeremy Korpas; BACK TO THE WOODS by Jason Shaw; Hey Sailor by Letter Box; Pulse by George Ellinas and Dj Rkod