Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

In Episode 160 hosts Alyce and Laura are* Herbert the Pervert and he is us. Not in a pervy way, just in the way of whistling through our teeth when we talk and preferring cozy robes over clothing. Alyce’s Movie Club Update: confusing Marvel movie cash-grab is confusing The new Lucas Museum in Los Angeles is open for business! The museum had its big opening night party, so let’s discuss the weird theories the media and fans have drawn from this. Reading between the lines: is Christopher Nolan directing a Star Wars movie starring Queen Latifah?The epic conclusion to the Skywalker saga 42 years in the making was not, as it turns out, the conclusion? (Knight Edge Media)Laura is spiraling down a Reylo conspiracy rabbit hole with this Episode X rumorAs Star Wars fans, we’re really getting thirsty for news, aren’t we? The latest “news” on Ahsoka Season 2 is that an extremely obvious plot point is going to be a plot point. Come on, y’all. Suit up, ninja nerds. Sword fighting with lightsabers is just fencing - with style. Prop Auction! Prauction, if you will. A rare choking hazard is up for sale on October 15.Recap On Tap: Alyce isn’t quite finished with the second Reign of the Empire novel, Edge of the Abyss, but she shares more of her thoughts so far. There may be some mild spoilers, so if you wish to skip this review, skip 26:05 - 32:07.You’ve Got Mail! An email from listener Emma on Star Wars Zero Company (no spoilers). If you’re like us, and video games aren’t your thing, Emma recommended this gameplay walkthrough video on YouTube. Thanks, Emma!!!  Twitter: @forcetoastpod | @sLeiaAllDay | @ShutUp_LauraInstagram: @forcetoastpodBluesky: forcetoastpod.bsky.socialEmail: [email protected]: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

In Episode 159, hosts Alyce and Laura and a vending machine walk* into a bar, get busted and go Wayfinding: A Gen Z Slang Segment may need to be an official segment on this show. We’re just learning so much! To smut or not to smut? Are you old Wayfinding or new Wayfinding, or a secret third way to use the word ‘Wayfinding’? Or, PLOT TWIST, are you Wayseeking? We enjoyed learning about the new Lucas Museum of Narrative Art from this LA local news segment, even if we don’t get any of the local references.The Mando movie hit Disney+ on Sept 2, along with a companion podcast and a new LEGO special.Star Wars Zero Company’s got 99 problems and all of them are bugs. (Engadget via MSN)  We weirdly love hearing about random Star Wars prop auctions, but somehow we missed this one! It’s the end of an era for Phil Tippett’s stop-motion studio, but not good-bye. (via LA Times)  More Star Wars Celebration guests announced ahead of the April conventionOne of these days LucasFilm is gonna finally realize that Alyce is full of million dollar ideas! The AI bot some journalist used and didn’t proofread wants you to find the differences between 2 pictures. Hint: one is a movie poster and one looks like it was painted by a 9-year-old, so there are actually a lot of differences.Recap on Tap: more books! Alyce shares some initial thoughts on the 2nd novel in the Reign of the Empire trilogy Instagram: @forcetoastpodBluesky: forcetoastpod.bsky.socialEmail: [email protected]: forcetoastpod.com*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

In Episode 158, hosts Alyce and Laura learn* a new Gen Z term, which as it happens, means they are that Gen Z term.  Caravan of Corrections: pronunciation, Wales, Notting Hill and more! The Star Wars Gazebo at D23 gives us treats for being good, patient little fans  Starfighter deets and that clip we definitely didn’t watch Mr. IMAX is psyched about Starfighter. Also why didn’t it occur to us that IMAX is a whole company with a CEO and everything? How cute! A Star Wars movie we didn’t hear about by people we’ve not heard of got “cancelled” but not really, because was it ever really a thing? Ultimately it doesn’t matter, the internet is still gonna internet (Variety via Geekspin) Highlights from the Ahsoka S2 trailer (!!!!!!!!!) and our thoughts  In Vidya Gamez news, we reveal our secret talent for doing Mario game voices. Wahoo! Kevin Smith wrote Star Wars/Marvel fan fiction Recap on Tap: books are BACK, baby! Laura shares a mostly-spoiler-free recap/review of Star Wars: Eyes Like Stars (not Lost Like Stars). If you don’t want to risk minor spoilers, skip 45:20-01:05:30. Instagram: @forcetoastpod Bluesky: forcetoastpod.bsky.social Email: [email protected] Website: forcetoastpod.com *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

In Episode 157, hosts Alyce and Laura are* worried about Olivia Coleman in the upcoming movie, Wicker. I mean… splinters… There are a lot of corrections. We’re not sorry though, our Caravan of Corrections gives us content during slow news cycles Star Wars Visions: The Ninth Jedi series dropped all episodes on August 5. Have you watched? Tell us what you think! D23 is happening next weekend. There are a few panels we’re hoping someone will livestream or livetwe-- uh, what is the Bluesky equivalent of livetweeting? A Welsh dub of Star Wars: A New Hope? FINALLY!  Never stop never stopping making fun of the fact that the Ahsoka show had the balls to go 4 years in between seasons   “Remember Furbies? I miss those little guys” -said no one ever. But Disney Parks won’t  let that stop them from breeding these unholy Furby-Ewok hybrids. Bae (aka Ewan McGregor) and Anne Hathaway are out here promoting their new non-Jurassic-Park dinosaur movie, but the real news is Bae still wants to do more Obi-Wan.  The Mando movie won the week on Video on Demand, but that victory is equivalent to being the best shot in a platoon of stormtroopers. But this dude claiming to be the CEO of Disney says a win is a win. Starfighter keeps on Starfighting, this time in the MCU.  “I can’t wait to watch Robot Chicken at the Lucas Museum,” said someone who only kinda browsed this article. Still debating whether or not the new novel Star Wars: Legacy is for you? This article and excerpt may help you decide.  A closer look at Star Wars: The Experience   Instagram: @forcetoastpod Bluesky: forcetoastpod.bsky.social Email: [email protected] Website: forcetoastpod.com *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

In Episode 156, hosts Alyce and Laura are really sweating* through that Corporate Life this summer! Yay! WHY IS IT SO F---IN HOT??!! This show/episode is STILL NOT sponsored by Cinemark, but it really should be! Related note: Alyce has gone platinum A new experience is brewing for Star Wars fans! Sounds like we’ll learn more at San Diego Comic Con in a few weeks, but Philly fans get to experience the Experience first (via starwars.com) In today’s “news” that’s not really news, but more of an observation: the next Star Wars movie won’t have the same cast as past Star Wars movies. If you can believe it. Wow. (via Screenrant) Star Wars: Visions is coming back soon to confuse all the normies about whether or not it’s canon (via The Direct) Here’s the link to the trailer for Star Wars: Visions - The Ninth Jedi series After being let down by Lucasfilm nixing the Ben Solo film, will a comic be enough to satisfy the thirsty fans? (via Collider) If you want to get a jump on reading the upcoming YA romance novel, Star Wars: Eyes Like Stars by Ashley Poston, Amazon has a sample of the first 3 chapters. In a follow up from The High Republic: Trail of Shadows, does anyone know how to pronounce “Sian” in Star Wars?  Laura’s a bug murderer. Pest homicide. Pesticide… wait, no If you dream it and wish it, you too can be a pesticidal murderer with this bugsaber (not an ad, we just want one real bad) May the Fourth: A Star Wars origin story Instagram: @forcetoastpod Bluesky: forcetoastpod.bsky.social Email: [email protected] Website: forcetoastpod.com *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!