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We are a Houston based podcast dedicated to watching and reviewing the worst of the worst horror movies out there. Podcasts on good horror movies are a dime a dozen. Everybody loves Halloween, Friday the 13th, or the Conjuring series but what about Gingerdead Man? I am ZoZo? Death Metal Zombies? These films were made by passionate people (we are only guessing here) and need love too!! So put your feet up, kick back and join us as we dig through a big pile of crap each week to find the golden turd!Check out our new Patreon and Merch
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This week's movie has not one but two killers in it and they ain't both bigfoot's...but they both suck!Killer Bigfoot aka Fear the Forest (2009)Determined to uncover the truth behind the myth, a group of friends go deep inside the woods in search of the legendary Bigfoot monster.Watch it here - https://tubitv.com/movies/506382/killer-bigfootwanna watch it with us? - https://www.patreon.com/whatthesuck
Well they say don't judge a book by its cover...also don't judge a bigfoot by the fact the movie says it on its poster. Without the midcredit sequence, this one would have been in the dumbster *yea i meant that. Bigfoots BrideBigfoot goes about his daily business of survival: killing hunters, foraging for food and building shelter - until he discovers a group of campers and finds himself in love with the beautiful Jody.Watch it here: Tubiwanna watch it with us? - https://www.patreon.com/whatthesuck
Took longer that we anticipated but....we...are...BACK!! Season 5 is in effect and we start off with Bigfoot at Hollow Creek Canyon and if this first film is any indication, its gonna be a hurtful season!you can watch it here:Tubi Want to watch it along with us? check out our Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckBigfoot at Holler Canyon Creek (2016)A group of friends embark on a camping adventure to an idyllic location in the mountains. The horror begins as, one-by-one, they become the prey of Holler Creek Canyon's newest resident. The question is- it it man or beast?
Welp its all led to this! This years Christmas special involves one of the most iconic symbols of the yule, the tree itself. Join us for a fun ride with, The Killing TreeA widow casts an ancient spell on Christmas Eve to resurrect her executed husband, but it goes wrong and he returns as an evil Christmas tree.Watch it hereTubiIntro and Outro Music:Deck the HallsWe Wish You A Merry ChristmasMetal Versions by Alexander Nakaradacheck out more of his stuff herehttps://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/19-christmas-metal
How appropriate a title and how did it take us so long to find this movie! We present the No. 2est of all movies, Monsturd!This is one big pile of shitWatch it hereYoutube 1 Youtube 2 Tubi Outro Music:Ballad of the MonsturdMusic by Kip PhillipsVocals by Lisa ReinLyrics by Dan West and Rick Popko
Yup...you read that right, Weredeer....no, this is not the Christmas special.Weredeer (2022)Max and his girlfriend, Hannah, travel to the backwoods to spend Christmas with Max's eclectic family. When Hannah gets bitten by a deer, strange things begin to occur when the winter moon is full.Watch it hereTUBI
With a title like that how can it be bad? well listen up4 Milfs v. ZombiesA group of moms celebrating ladies' night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a hungry horde of flesh-eating corpses.Watch it hereTUBI
That's not cranberry sauce!!!Blood Rage (also known as Nightmare at Shadow Woods and Slasher) is a 1987 American slasher film directed by John Grissmer, written by Bruce Rubin, and starring Louise Lasser, Mark Soper, and Julie Gordon. Set on Thanksgiving, the film follows a woman and her adult son who are stalked at their remote apartment community by the son's unhinged twin brother who has escaped from a psychiatric institution after allegedly killing a man in cold blood years earlier.Watch it hereTUBIYOUTUBE
Another fun relaxing romp in the woods...or is it???Today's episode is a sequel to a movie we were pleasantly surprised by earlier this season.Don't Fuck In The Woods 2After barely surviving the night, the survivor of a vicious monster attack stumbles upon a group of counselors at a nearby summer camp, but when they learn her warnings that the creatures who attacked her before have followed her to the camp must fight the deadly creatures to get away alive.Be sure to check out our interview with the producer, Chris Gierowski, and director, Shawn Burkett, out now!DFITW 2 is available on VODhttps://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/Don-t-F-In-The-Woods-2/2119677and for purchase in Decemberhttps://www.amazon.com/Dont-F-Woods-2-Collectors/dp/B0B94TGVPWhttps://conceptmediallc.com/streaming
We are very excited to bring you this interview with Chris Gierowski, Producer, and Shawn Burkett, Director, of "Don't F In The Woods 2". We hope you enjoy it and go check out DFITW 2 on VOD now.
1Thats right suckster's......we're back!!! our newest episode dicusses the 2013 science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Mike Mendez. The film tells the story of a bug exterminator, who, with the help of a hospital security guard and the military, battles a giant spider that goes on a rampage in Los Angeles.check out here:on VUDUon TUBIon YOUTUBE
Did we already make the "this movie sucks" joke? oh well, its made again.Take a trip with us to the dusty crypt of vampires which is set up in a strip club and lures suspecting victims in with the promise of alcohol and sex. No, its not From Dusk Til Dawn, its Cryptz.Cryptz (2002)When aspiring rappers Tymez, Fuzzy Down, and Likrish cross paths with stripper Stesha, they follow her to a mysterious strip club where the sexy ladies are really vampires in disguise. Things go from bad to worse when the vampires' leader Kulada finds out that Tymez holds the key to the bloodsuckers' world domination in this urban horror film.MusicDowntown by Vodovoz Music Productionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7o7yfx-1pkWatch it herehttps://tubitv.com/movies/465851/cryptz?start=true&utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feedhttps://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.44aa70d3-0174-5205-30fc-bbb414ed2459?autoplay=1&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb
From giant ants to giant molten spiders!! This movie serves not only as a universe builder for the Sharknado cinematic universe but also as a semi Police Academy reunion.Lavalantula Lavalantula is an American 2015 science fiction comedy horror thriller television film that takes place after a series of volcanic eruptions in Los Angeles unleashes a swarm of gigantic, lava-breathing tarantulas from which the film draws its title.Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWndN0Eyk-I
Nope, just nopeThe ZMars Heflin and his Protection Incorporated security team are the only force standing in the way of the ancient, ravenous species known as The Z as they seek to destroy the city.Watch it herehttps://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09BBN612J/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r
Dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant!This movie rocks!! watch it!Dead AntMembers of a metal band get a chance at a comeback when they are invited to perform at Coachella. When they become stranded in the desert, they have to fight for their lives against giant ants.Watch it herehttps://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09NSB7652/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r
We are back from a break and back with another crappy movie.2004's The RisenU.S. spaceship that disappeared on its descent back to Earth 44 years ago finally lands and what it’s carrying is going to be hell on Earth.Directed byBrandon BethmannEric SzmyrWatch it herehttps://tubitv.com/movies/644402/the-risen
Crikey!! That's not a knife!! **We want to apologize in advance for our terrible terrible attempts at an Australian accent**This week we go back to the woods but without the fun black tar Gorn from before. Lurking Woods (2021)Six friends get together for a long-overdue holiday at a cabin. The girls have organized a fun "seek and search" game, determining which guy they end up with. Little do they all know, a mysterious, masked killer has plans of his own to pick them off one by one.Watch it here:https://www.amazon.com/Lurking-Woods-Troy-Coward/dp/B08T6MLM9MMusic by Jimmy FreeCheck out our patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/64107377G'day!
After seeing videos of dybbuk box openings trending on Youtube, Texas resident Chris Chambers orders a dybbuk box from the dark web and opens it live on video. The results are near fatal and his condition grows progressively worse. The film is actually marketed as a documentary. The story is based on the viral challenge of opening Dybbuk boxes for views on YouTube.Watch it herehttps://tubitv.com/movies/566153/dybbuk-box-the-story-of-chris-chambers?start=true
Marshmallow smeared on a stick and a wolf muppet are the best parts of this weeks movie!CountrycideWhile on a road trip to a wedding, a young couple is forced to camp out for the night - and become prey to the wilderness, and something even more sinister.Watch it herehttps://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B097WDZW3K/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r
Too late we already did!! This week we tackle a indie movie that takes place all in one location. Originally filmed as two shorter segments on the Full Moon Streaming service, Don't Let Her In was re-released as one feature in 2021.Don't Let Her InWhen an attractive young couple rents out a room in their spacious loft to an eccentric, beautiful female artist, they soon live to regret it. Slowly but surely, their seductive new tenant invades their minds, their beds, the very fabric of their lives.Watch it here:https://tubitv.com/movies/621125/don-t-let-her-in
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Great episode and an actual good movie. Not your normal schlock we've come to love but still fun.
Love your holiday specials! The episode cracked me up. Sounds like a bad anthology. Not sure the swirled turd will fly.
Glad you guys are funny because this movie sounds really bad. Love the episode though.
Great episode and sound like an awesome movie. It was obviously suggested by someone with amazing taste in bad movies. 😁
This movie sounds horrible. This WTS episode rocked though. Great to have you guys back at it.
What a bad movie. Confusing and not scary. I agree it needs to be watched because it is part of a trilogy but it could have been so much better. Another great podcast. Thanks guys
I love this terrible movie. More nostalgia than a good movie. Love your take on it. Great WTS
I love the WTS holiday episodes. You make this movie sound horribly awesome. Will definitely add it to my Easter watch list. Thanks for another great holiday special.
Saw this movie years ago. Definitely a 70s horror movie. I did like Karen Black in it. Great episode.
Definitely not a horror movie but some of the music was fun. The WTS episode was better than the actual film but that's true a lot.
Release the whores! We actually found this movie right before you came out with the episode. Very cool. Great end to a great season. I'll be waiting for you to come back.
Some of these old movies are great. You could have a fun drinking game with this one. I love the spider screams! Thanks for another great episode.
When I saw it had Gary Busey I had high hopes. I thought maybe it would be like Jack Frost. It isn't! What a major letdown. Luckily it was a great WTS episode. Kind of wish I could see Chris facial expressions.
So disappointing. Joey King has done some good stuff but she was terrible in this. Good premise with the seven wishes but not done well. I am going to look for the sound track for you guys. I know you love it. 😁 Great WTS
I hated this movie. Don't get me wrong. It was well done. Corbin was great. I effects were good. I just can't stand dentist horror. If you can stand dentists, you will very like this movie. Crazy to hear you guys so far apart on it but that's how movies like this go.
The WTS episode that spawned the term Rescue Titties! Great episodes and a pretty good movie. Fun watch with friends and play a drinking game for sure. Keep up the great work.
I had a nephew that absolutely loved this movie. He made us watch it and it is terrible. Different tastes. Thanks for the great review
My family thought this movie was terrible but I liked it. Classic 80s schlock. It is definitely a good laugh. Great WTS
Don't listen to Joe. Big Ass Spider is a great movie. This movie was a laugh riot. It's terrible but great fun. Great episode and another great guest.
Kevin Tye, not Kevin Tighe. These holiday specials are always great. Always look forward to them.