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Anything But Vanilla is a podcast hosted by best friends, Claire Jones and Francesca Corti in Sacramento, CA. Shake up a cocktail and laugh along with the ladies as they catch up, chat about the news of the week, offer up advice to listeners and engage in some light harassment of one another. Listeners can find us on Instagram @abvpodcast. Slide into our dms please. Listeners can email us directly at anythingbutvanillapodcast@gmail.com.
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Lucious Listeners of ABV, when one outta three cohosts are away, you know this podcast turns into a Bravo Tok pod. So for those that partake, enjoy! And those that don’t, to effin’ bad, you are stuck listening now. Moroccan Mint TeaMoroccan Mint Tea (of your choosing)Frangelico To your tasteSprig of MintPebble IceDid you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instag...
Lovely listeners of ABV, when two cohosts are hangin, chillin’ out maxin’, relaxin’, eatin’ dinner and havin’ a drink, it’s truly, just them against the world. And for you too sweet listeners, we hope that you pull up a seat, relax a little, and enjoy this week’s episode. And… stay for the hate too :)Brunch PunchPureed strawberry cubesFresh squeezed orange juiceFresh squeezed lime juiceGingerBlend it with iceTop with bubble waterDid you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band...
Episode 207: It's The Drugs

Episode 207: It's The Drugs

2024-05-0101:22:40

Faithful listeners of ABV, sometimes you just gotta call it like you see it, and when the hosts are telling stories of a glorious night out on a delightful spring Sacramento night, it’s obvious… it’s the drugs. Get ready to dive into episode 207- maybe it will be the drugs for you too. Strawberry Gin and Tonic (Adult Capri Sun)Slice strawberries pour gin over- let steep for several days1 shot GinFresh squeezed lime Tonic waterGarnish with mintDid you enjoy the shows intro song? Thom...
Oh hey there kind listeners of ABV. When one your cohosts ditches you for a different party, what do you do?!?! Relentlessy talk shit about her, of course! This is ABV after all… no one is safe, not even the hosts. Enjoy!Summer Beer- AKA Claire’s Drank Of SummerCan of frozen LemondadeTwelve Oz Vodka3 Light BeersDid you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @cr...
Oh man ABV darlings... when the ADHD is in full swing and all the cohosts got a touch or two, well, you often lose things, lose track of where something was placed, send the incorrect episode for editing, think you uplaodded something but didn't, etc. etc. So here she is in all her glory, the semi lost episode of ABV, well, at least lost for a week or two. Enjoy the madness friends. Mango Chili Tepache MargaritaMango Chili TepacheTequilaHoneyFresh Squeezed OJHoney/salt rimShake and enjoy...
Sweet baby ABV listeners, you know, that we know, that you know, that we are all just one big ball of mental health issues, wrapped up into a pretty bow, that you can listen to weekly. Keeping that in mind, we see you, you see us and we are one, with all of our anxiety, despression and mania issues. p.s. Deet is the only thing that actually keeps mosquitos off your skin. Diane Fishburn (OPM) Mocktail Pomegranate JuiceOrange JuiceSparkling WaterCraft Ice CubeDid you enjoy the shows i...
Oh ABV listeners, when one host is missing, that means the nicer of the two hosts remain, lololol, jkjkjkjkj. Welcome in to episode 103, where the ladies are getting a little buzzy, creating craft cocktails, sharing their ups and downs, laughing, drinking, thinking they didn’t record their podcast and of course, being incorrect. Come along on this journey, through friendship, drunk storytelling, judging poor restaurant interiors and catty cohost comments. Pineapple Spice is ...
Oh Lord ABV listeners, buckle up because this week’s episode has a little bit of everything… lewd acts with mandarins, light bullying, internet ADHD, arguments and of course, talk about 90’s TV shows. Welcome in to episode 102, where the ladies are drinking, laughing, yelling, sharing their innermost thoughts and deep down feelings, for all to hear and planning their future matching tattoos. Enjoy!Mandarin Cream MargaritaTequila of choiceMuddled MandarinsLimeCointreauAgaveCoconut ...
Sweet baby ABV listeners, as we enter into our 101st episode we ask you one critical question…What do you do when you have day old margaritas and no power? Record a podcast of course!Welcome in to episode 101, where the ladies lost power during a recent winter storm and are recording in the dark, just to set the mood. Will their devices run out of battery and the episode get cut short? Only one way to find out. Breakfast MargaritaTequila of choiceLots of fresh lime JuiceCointreauAgaveOra...
To our faithful listeners. We love you, you love us, we love each other. Let’s keep this love fest going by gulping down some Saltburn Bathwater and celebrating our big milestone episode together. Welcome in to episode 100, where the ladies finally freakin’ did it! They made it to 100 episodes. They are celebrating, you are celebrating, we are all celebrating this milestone. Let’s listen to catty comments, get some new stuff to like and not be distracted by Claire in this episode… ...
Dear sweet baby listeners, what kind of fry person are you? Crinkle? Crisscut? Thin and Crispy? The pod this week seeks to answer the age old question, who truly does have the best fries of them all???? Buckle up, it gets divisive. Welcome in to episode 99, where the ladies are fighting over Jeremy Allen White and partaking in the French Fry wars of the good ol’ US of A. Kristene is bringing the heat with this weeks AITA, auntie edition. Shit we like is diverse and well rounded, we hope...
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? If you are a faithful listener to this podcast, and are familiar with our level of trash talking, then you know that’s a hell nawwwwww from us. All old acquaintances will not only be brought to mind, but will be talked about in perpetuity, for all to hear. Welcome in to episode 98, where the ladies review their years top favorites and heckle the hell out of one another along with way. What Joy! Lastly, this YEARS hater is brou...
Hey there, lovely listeners. Three episodes this year? Who are we even? Not to brag, but we are practically professional podcasters at this point!Welcome in to episode 97, where Claire and Kristene hold down the fort in Fran’s absence. Fran will be back next episode to fill you in on the thorn that kept her apart from us. AITA this week asks the question, are you secure in your relationship? Or will a couple of nude selfies make you break up? The shit we like this week highlights a new ...
Dear Listeners, we hope you are thrilled that this pod is continuing to plug along consistently. We don’t want to jinx it, but our commitment level is giving, right now. Let’s see if we can make it a habit.Welcome in to episode 96, where Dolly and Diddy are our focused news choices and Claire continues to bully her cohost for her aged appearance. AITA this week is making us question whether or not the asshole is still in a relationship. The shit the ladies like this week includes some weed pr...
To our loving listeners, thank you for your patience while we took a far too long hiatus. But, we are back baby!!!!!! It’s the same old podcast, with some new things a shaking. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed recording it. Welcome in to episode 95, where we are back to having a third cohost (welcome in to the pod Kristene) and hating on things left and right, in usual ABV style. This podcast has everything you like and remember, rose and thorn, carefully curated n...
Dear sweet listeners, we know, deep down, you didn't believe we would actually follow through with this and record another episode, did ya now? BUT HERE WE FUCKIN ARE! Per usual, we get a little sloppy, laugh a lot, max out our mic volume and thoroughly enjoy ourselves. Welcome in to episode 94, where the ladies are really hitting their stride, reliving some glorious memories and drinking as much as we can. The gals this week share their roses and thorns over the past few weeks (kids, tr...
Dear, sweet, kind, loving, caring listeners. We missed you. You missed us. Let’s make this a regular thing again, ok?Welcome in to episode 93, where you don’t call it a comeback, until we get a few episodes back under our belts. The gals this week share their roses and thorns over the past whole damn year and let them tell you, a lot has changed, but not much has changed either (Claire is doing exciting shit and Fran is still complaining about sick kids). News this week is intentionally light...
You know we like to keep you on your toes, dearest and loyalist of listeners. That being said, why be consistent with our episode output when we can randomly record and spring some audio content upon you at random? You are welcome, by the way, for this lovely little, three weeks late, surprise episode. Welcome in to episode 91, where the ladies are talking about all sorts of things, from teaching children body consent, to the Chris Harrison payout to Claire’s love of prescribed medicatio...
Tell us truly, on a scale of one to one million, how much do you absolutely hate wearing a bra? Has your pandemic life led you down the path of ditching that torso binding, bullshit contraption forever? Can you roll like Fran and do your damnedest to never wear one again? Or are you Claire, who will unfortunately be going to her grave with her bra securely fastened? Either way, you do you boo. Welcome in to episode 90, where these two hosts are phoning in the cocktail, braless and living...
Claire. Claire. Wake the fuck up woman! While we don’t consider this episode boring (the title clues you into that) Claire sure did show up during this evening recording and spread her tired ass, yawning face all over the place. Guess we are officially too old to be recording when it’s 7:30 pm. Welcome in to episode 89, where Claire deems this season 2 of our show and Fran is confused as ever. This week in review brings listeners the great (Claire had a great, two rose kind of week and F...
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