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Been a while, but we're finally back! We're talking about episode 33, "Hatred," which asks the very important question of "How many things can you blame on being a Pisces?" Jin Ling invokes Bobby Hill, Jiang Cheng is in prime jiujiu form, and Su She shows exactly how down horrendous he is. Come for the Notes app apology, stay for the Pipixian! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face, perf. by Caleb Canatheviphth Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We had to wait for an episode where Wen Ning shows up in the first minute, but we've finally created the sequel to episode ten of this podcast! Sam of Juergen' It, Kyle X Why?, and Zero to Zero joins us this week to talk about season 3, episode 9, "Manifest!" Wei Wuxian gets roasted by a toddler, Nie Huaisang commits to the hype, Su She starts a very bad internet commentary show, and all of us learn a very important lesson: kids rule, adults drool! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Robert Buckley - Squonk Blues Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Sam

Unfortunately, intended guest and Chief Cultivator of the show Caroline wasn't able to make it to this recording session, but their spirit lives on in episode 31, "Fated," which is mostly about Lan Xichen having an extremely bad time. Maybe he can try monologuing at a bnuuy or wearing a Baby Wangy Backpack or taking some Gento-Bismol! At least Jiggy's wearing his hot dog costume so we know he'll find the guy who did this! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: 311 - Amber, arr. by Roy Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Caroline (in spirit)

Marriage Story is a 2019 drama film written and directed by Noah Baumbach which follows a married couple going through a coast-to-coast divorce. Mo Dao Zu Shi season 3 episode 7, "Deviated Spirit," is a 2021 piece of web animation which follows 3 dudes as 2 of them go through a magic divorce. In this one, Nie Mingjue cannot say no, Jin Guangyao has a funny prop, everything goes according to keikaku, and your hosts offer some of the spiciest takes the listenerbase has ever goaded them into offering! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: System of a Down - Chop Suey!, perf. by Maga Flauta Fitness Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Today we're looking at season 3, episode 6, "The Venerated Triad," and you may ask what we can possibly say about it other than "grapefruit" and "gaa goo," but rest assured, we've got almost as many hours of podcast this week as there are sworn brothers in this one. H-truther Jordan is back again to talk about a very good episode where Wei Wuxian gets Jigscared, Nie Mingjue (large (handsome (good voice (king)))) has hell of a decade to complain about, and Lan Xichen's IQ (internet quotient) is doubted. Pour the Prosicko and decide which zun you're not inviting to the party! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Devo - Whip It, perf. by Jenny Robinson Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Jordan wum.

monky Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells, arr. & perf. by DonRock the Imposter Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

The scent of twerk wind in the air can mean only one thing: we're talking about season 3 episode 4, "Getting Drunk!" It's a funny comedy episode all about our friend Wangy breaking edge and unleashing his funny little (huge, wide) guy vibes. What more could you want? A sus turtle? Wet puppets? AUs? You want fucking AUs? Government-mandated Wrightworth milk fic? Cause we got all those too! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Heathers: The Musical (comp. Laurence O'Keefe & Kevin Murphy) - Candy Store, arr. & perf. by Melissa Hoover Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

This week Chief Cultivator of the show Colin joins us less to talk about season 3, episode 3, "The Dream" and more to talk about how married Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen are. In this sakuga all-timer, Xue Yang is the hotstepper, Wei Wuxian animates some piñatas, A-Qing becomes Scott Stapp, Song Lan receives the greatest and most tragic screentime-to-impact ratio seen thus far, and we all learn how to defeat an invisible opponent. See you in Delaware! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Rihanna ft. Jay-Z - Umbrella, perf. by Emily Phillips Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Colin

GRAPEFRUIT Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Megadeth - Tornado of Souls, arr. & perf. by Yiğit Şahan Yüksel Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Get your juriken ready and prepare a joffering to jelders, because we are HYPE and our PUSSIES ARE POGGING for the first episode of donghua season 3, "Yi City!" Nie Huaisang has his jocks do some efficient hupping, Jin Ling does a tungi, Lan Wangji gets a little goopy with it, and Nie Mingjue shows up to act hilarious. Meanwhile, your hosts are getting mad about a certain horrible little man whose name they can pronounce a little better now, keeping track of the Wangy Smile Count, and giving a rundown of Mars Volta lore! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Morris Day & the Time - Jungle Love (Prime Cuts DJ Edit by Greg Lee) Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Oh, BOY, have we got news this week! Before we get to chapters 85 and 86, we discuss the onslaught of season 3 trailers and the announcement of the official English novel translations! Then we do the reading, where everybody holds the Jiggy Is Over Party, Jin Guangshan (whom you should never be) reenacts The Dark Crystal, Wei Wuxian gets respected???, and Roy cycles through every member of Team Rocket. We also determine each sect's fast food choices, discover the anti-pog, and try to comprehend the latest M. Night Shyamalan vehicle! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Yes - Don't Kill the Whale, arr. by Roy Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy save da whale my final message

"Loyalty" arc? More like "BOYalty" arc! Professional Boy Enjoyer Kay of Special Grade Snax joins us this time to read chapters 83 and 84! Our nice wet friend Mr. Wen gets a zombie birthday, Jiang Cheng goes to Pride, Lan Wangji gives Wei Wuxian (platonic) uppies, and all of the juniors be on they damn phones. Also, we take a look at the newest season 3 donghua trailer, where the coffee is excellent, the bussy game is ridiculous, and the little guys go around on their tricycles. Jiggy says Gaa Goo in it so it's the best one so far. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Lady Gaga - Born This Way, arr. & perf. by Claire Holdich Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Kay

This week, returning guest cultivator and resident Fossologist Jordan joins us to read chapters 81 and 82, parts 3 and 4 of the "Loyalty" arc, and contemplate the meaning of Gaa Goo! Su She reincarnates into George Lucas, Nie Huaisang invents MLMs, Ouyang Zizhen gets a good voice, and Wen Ning tries out a less specified role. By the way, please accept our apologies on behalf of Jiang Cheng. He committed two unforgivable sins but he became Catholic afterward. Best mecision he's ever made! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: They Might Be Giants - Particle Man (Instrumental) Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Jordan

Persons of Justice unite! Today we're reading chapters 79 and 80, parts 1 and 2 of the "Loyalty" arc, two very good chapters where a guy who sucks gets publicly owned! Su She gets copyright claimed, Wei Wuxian has a goo, Lan Wangji gets diagnosed with Handsome Boy Disease, and your hosts are on #AmogusWatch2k21. A good episode, in our opinions, aside from the worst Google Translate Essence Collection segment ever! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Imagine Dragons - Believer, perf. by Rec0rderMast3r Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Pornosonic – If It Ain’t Easy, It Ain’t Sleazy: Nice N Sleazy Does It Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Folks, we are back, and we are approaching you with three awful chapters and 6.90 Textile King of the show Sarah! We're looking at the "Nightfall" arc (chapters 76, 77, and 78), which sure is the part of the novel ever. Everyone is doing Arthur fist, we bid a fond farewell to a beloved wifeguy, Crocodile Dundee pays a visit, and Wei Wuxian once again becomes the damn Joker. Plus, we discover what it takes to really make a failson, and we ask perhaps the most important question of them all: what if it was the Loud Recesses? Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Instrumental) Also used: The Untamed OST - Yong Ge (Instrumental) The Untamed OST - Yi Nan Ping (Instrumental) Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Sarah

While Fallon is once again fighting their way out of the California Burial Mound, Roy is joined by friend of the show and newcomer to the cultivation world Rainer to have a nice relaxing four-hour discussion about what exactly Mo Dao Zu Shi is! That's what you do over two years into a podcast about a topic, after all. In "My Dinner with Roy," find out what exactly this media property is, what a cultivator is, how names work, and, since this is a recap episode, everything that's happened in the novel through chapter 75! And please stick around even after Roy says the words "I want Anastasia Rasputin in my body." I beg of you. Follow along with Roy's """""""""helpful"""""""""" slideshow! Intro & Outro: Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee – Despacito, arr. & perf. by Eelin Lim Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Rainer

Happy Homestuck Day! We're honoring the occasion by discovering all the ways in which MDZS and Andrew Hussie's [VALUE JUDGMENT REDACTED] webcomic are exactly the same! Then we read chapter 75, "Distance--part II," a good chapter where Wen Ning gets his brain back and immediately becomes a butler, Wei Wuxian is the demons, everyone at the Burial Mound plays American football with a baby, and Jiang Yanli is, as some might say, Very Clean. Come have a listen! And please let us know if you have any idea what potato onomatopoeia might be. (The Official PodRecesses MDZS/Homestuck Venn Diagram can be found here) Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Kenshi Yonezu - Lemon, arr. & perf. by Jae Meng Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Debate all you want about whether this qualifies as an "episode" when we spend perhaps 1/4 of it talking about chapter 74, "Distance--part I." It means nothing to either the cancelled hosts of this extremely cancelled podcast or Chief Cultivator of the show Milk. While Wei Wuxian forgets his car, A-Yuan meets his first not-stinky adult, and Lan Wangji does baby voice, we focus on the important matters at hand: embracing/avoiding our Shindanmaker Fates, discovering the origin of Death Grips, finding tiny men, and undergoing forced Noisespacification. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Sadie Stanley - Call Me, Beep Me (Kim Possible Theme), perf. by Gregory Taylor Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Milk

We've made it to 69 (nice (funny)) episodes and 2 years of laffs! Dr. Janos Podcasts joins us this week to read chapter 73, "Recklessness--part II," a normal chapter where nothing bad happens and we all finish it feeling good and normal. Jiang Cheng declares his brother Hank Hill, Wei Wuxian says fuck, Jin Guangyao comes to save the day, the entire cultivation world collectively announces that women be women, and Nie Mingjue doesn't appear enough. Meanwhile, the government assigns us kin, the fandom is once again bad and wrong, and we engage in a 13-minute-long conversation about Steely Dan, because if you love it, fuck it. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Southern Playas - Dickey Ride Also used: Pornosonic - If It Ain't Easy, It Ain't Sleazy: Nice N Sleazy Does It (If you are listening to this anywhere other than on Noise Space dot X Y Zed website, then you are listening to a STOLEN version. We do not give anyone permission to re-post our podcasts to other sites.) Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Janos

Coming to you live from our new """"""""""studio"""""""""" (kitchen table with 2 acoustic foam squares), we're here to read chapter 72, "Recklessness--part I," and get into some clowntroversy! In this chapter, everybody heads to the Koi Tower, where Jiggy's OnlyFans finds its best-paying subscriber, Bitch McGuangshan Stand Up, and the entire cultivation world has ethics to argue and themes to put on display. You can also join us as we write a really good Gaia Online AU, learn about cookie metal, and explore horticulture, both in the form of growing Maynard James Keenans and enjoying Orntch! We welcome both Waffle House asses and brunch-ass bitches alike! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion - WAP, arr. & perf. by Junior Marvel Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy