20k Leagues Under the Internet

Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/show/3d92Nkfgpauwshitmx9Ucl You WIll Yet Die is out on most platforms except Google Podcasts at the moment. You WIll Yet Die is a podcast dedicated to playing deadly TTRPGs where character death is a likely occurrence. GM: Kyle Luck PCs: Tyler Blomstrom-Moore, Jon Carr, and Harland Spinks Original Score written and performed by the players Guitar/Bass: Kyle Luck Strings/Synth/Choirs/Percussion: Tyler Blomstrom-Moore Drums: Jon Carr Vocals: Kyle Luck, Tyler Blomstrom-Moore, and Jon Carr Original Art by Jon Carr More of Tyler's Music: https://soundcloud.com/tyler-blomstrom-moore More of Jon's Art: https://www.jonny-electric.com/ More of Harland's Personality: https://www.youtube.com/@harlandspinks YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@youwillyetdie Original Soundtrack: https://youwillyetdie.bandcamp.com/album/corpsesmoker-original-soundtrack Email us with any thoughts, concerns, or hate mail here: youwillyetdie@gmail.com[body] Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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Everyone gets a little lonely now and again so of course there's an app for that. Luka designed an AI chatbot to keep you company with the intent on creating something akin to the plot of Her but ended up closer to Ex Machina. 6 Million users ended up in hyper-sexual relationships while using Replika, many of whom did not ask for their 3D avatars to hit on them. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

We initially outlawed discussing Chris Chan, but because we are loyal to our patrons who have requested an episode about their deep dark past, we reluctantly did it. This is a long one as there is a LOT of Chris Chan lore, but we also got sidetracked, purposefully or not. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

It's returned. Kyle had a go at finding some godforsaken products from across the internet that made us question existence itself. We finally landed on the very popular VAT OF LUBE. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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If you don't like doing something, make it fun! Add 6 pumps of sucralose to your 40oz of water in your Stanley Quencher and boom. Drinking water is fun now. #watertok has taken off and a whole community of beverage girlies has flocked to get their stainless steel mugs and syrup bars and made it their whole personality. The worrying part is the delusion that these "sugar free" Skinny Mix syrup combinations, like Mermaid Juice and Unicorn Blood, are healthier than just drinking a soda. The main ingredient is sucralose which is 600x sweeter than normal sugar and most of these mixes contain high levels of citric acid that can erode teeth. Not to mention the marketing behind them leads to a warped perception of what a healthy diet is and that in order for something to be worth consuming it has to melt your face off.[body] Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In 2003, Joel Veitch got drunk and wrote a song about how much he and his brother loved the moon. They animated it with two homunculus rodents made up of seven different animals and shoved in on the internet. Shortly after it went viral, Ty Harper, a marketing director stumble across it on Rathergood who thought the psychotic varmints would be the perfect spokes-things to sell Quizno's sandwiches. It did not go well.[body] Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

You've never seen a goat eat trash and cigarettes like Biquette! After being adopted by a punk in France, Biquette (which just means 'goat' in French) became a local legend. She befriended the grindcore band Wormrot, would often sleep next to the speakers during shows, and eat cigarettes right out of peoples hands. She loved paint and the leftover backwash of old booze and obviously died at 10, half as long as most normal goats live to. Biquette is a legend, right up there alongside Hendrix and Cobain. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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The Wheel has returned from the depths with a new way to torture us. This time with the most disturbing products Amazon has to offer, many of which make us question all that we knew about e-commerce and trade. Eight items have been placed on the wheel which is spun thrice. We must then delve into the product images and user reviews and accompanying media in an attempt to understand why they exist at all. We Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

t's hard being an artist. Musicians have to tour in beat up old vans and play shows at Denny's just to break even. But upon Spotify's launch, it seemed musicians had a real opportunity to take advantage of the internet and streaming to finally make a living. Until Spotify decided they'd just hire their own musicians to make music on their behalf and take 100% of the revenue which is definitely not embezzling. Other "artists" have come up with their own ingenius ways to exploit the streaming platform by cutting albums up into 30 second tracks and campaigning to have their songs added to curated playlists. All in all, none of this is good for the future of music and is another case of "Oops! All Capitalism!". Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This week we spin a wheel of internet relics and reminisce.Harland was absent so Jon and Kyle made a game show of sorts. There are no points, and Kyle is often wrong. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This week we explore Dong Nguyen and his personally and publicly reviled mobile game, Flappy Bird. A talented independent game developer, his innovative game eventually consumed and destroyed him and he could not bring himself to realize a kind of fame and fortune the average person can only dream of achieving. Flappy Bird took the world by storm and became one of the most popular games of all time. But the overwhelming success ultimately proved too much to handle, and Dong made the difficult decision to delete the game, causing his world and the world of it's rabid fanbase to come crashing down. The Vietnamese mob might have been involved as well. ALLEGEDLY.[body] Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

We forget sometimes that the internet isn't used by civilians alone for memes and forums, but also government agencies. We use it to do our taxes and tweet at the President our dissatisfaction as if he's actually gonna read it. The government also uses it to recruit young people into the military. Normally it was with video montages encouraging you to "Be all you can be", but with the proliferation of memes as a language of their own, they have shifted tactics and implored the help of streamers and influencers to create thirst traps to entice the impressionable reply-guys to sign away their rights and become government issue simps. Lunchbag Lujan is giving young people a new reason to join the army and defend our right to horny post and slide into DMs.[body] Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

With a new documentary coming out next month from CNN about HQ Trivia, we thought we'd look into exactly what happened. Thanks to Sarah Pribis, one of the original hosts during the companies beta, we have some details about what actually happened. Infighting, greed, drugs, mutiny, and general mismanagement plagued the company almost from the start and HQ folded only three years after launch. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Pantalone, an art collective, and Dungeons & Dragons. Kyle has found another obscure internet relic of a man in a golden devil mask ominously shouting random prices for what is ostensibly junk at a yard sale in Denton, Texas. So what is going on here? Well, the Good/Bad Art Collective in the early 2000's did many bizarre and similar "stunts" or I suppose since they're artists they might call them "installations". None of the previous "installations" were recorded and were never meant to be, but on one fateful day one of the members just so happened to have a camera and recorded the following horror show that is and will always be The Pricemaster. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

It's okay to have hobbies and interests until they become compulsive obsessions that ruin you financially. It's not really okay to ignore all the awful things corporations do in order to live out some bizarre childhood fantasy as a way to not deal with the ones own personal issues. Disney Adults have been accused of forfeiting their own mental and physical well being so they can get a look at Gaston's pecks, or in some cases straight up grope them. So where did they come from and are all Millennials Disney Adults? Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Conspiracy theories are more popular than ever thanks to the rise in popularity of Tiktok where misinformation spreads like wildfire. One conspiracy in particular gained traction recently about how the Titanic didn't actually sink, probably due to James Cameron being in the news regarding Avatar 2 and his connection to the Titanic with his 1997 film called, you guessed it, Titanic. Anyway, none of them are real and they are all very stupid and easily debunked. Linktree Find out more at http://20kleaguespod.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.