Cierre del Estraperlo - #SábadoEnLata

Último programa. Se acaba. Tras la terrible experiencia navideña de Los Chavales del Estraperlo, Rapha explota y se tira todo el programa repasando sus fallos navideños y sus memorables -por desgracia- mejores momentos.

Los chicos del estraperlo siguen en su bucle navideño atemporal, y debido a la ausencia de David, que ha decidido perseguir su sueño de morirse de hambre en la calle, han tenido que buscarse un nuevo colaborador: Juan Ross. ¡Programa crossover! ¡Lo mejor de los dos mundos! ¡Alcohol y no ducharse! Villancicos japoneses. Invitados, los de Religión del Otako.

Saty, tras encontrase con David y Mani en un sitio muy parecido al lugar de donde venía, intenta sin éxito que David vuelva a hacer radio. Un programa lleno de música, amor, traición, Mani y... Poliomelitis Villancicos de Mariah Carey. Invitado, el grupo Lord Malvo.

Visto lo visto, las entrevistas son lo que mejor peor se nos da. De modo que vamos a intentar tirar de ellas todo lo que podamos antes de que termine la temporada. Junto con dos artistas underground malagueños y Mani, analizamos el fenómeno trap en España. ¡Feliz Pascua! Villancicos Hip-Hop de artistas como J1K, Bop Alloy, Piana o Nujabes. Invitados, JayCas y El Virtual.

Con el desajuste espacio temporal que ya es costumbre en el programa, Los Chavales se mudan de localización para grabar un especial de cinco programas a base de ponche de huevo y espíritu navideño. Villancicos de Beach Boys y Spiderman. Invitado, Javi "becario".

Los Chavales preparan un gran final de temporada a la altura de una película bíblica y todo se viene abajo cuando su invitado (o invitada o invitade) no llega a su hora. Es momento de improvisar. SPECIAL GUEST: Sorpresa SPECIAL GUEST 2: La emoción del final

Él se llama Felipe y viene a hablar de su puesto. El resto estamos de accesorio. Feat Julián, pero poco también. SPECIAL GUEST: Las ganas de vacaciones de una puñetera vez, que estamos todo el día bebiendo pero ya se notan las ganas de descanso, por favor y pronto.

Entrevistamos a parte del equipo creativo del largometraje Al Óleo y a la banda La Ley de Flavia mientras David se come un chupachups. SPECIAL GUEST: Karma como apuntadora de Tito SPECIAL GUEST 2: El retraso temporal

Un DJ, un taxista y un bombero nos cuentan sus vivencias. Accidentes grotescos, juventud desfasada, peleas multitudinarias, y mucho más en este programa que deja al cine de Tarantino en comedias de sobremesa. SPECIAL GUEST: David y Mani de fondo gritando SPECIAL GUEST 2: Un coche que llama la atención

Seis tertulianos, seis copas, un solo número. SPECIAL GUEST: Annabel, the matematician SPECIAL GUEST 2: Karma, la de Clara y Concisa SPECIAL GUEST 3: Julián, un chaval SPECIAL GUEST 4: Gintonic´s women SPECIAL GUEST 5: Otro matemático que se parecía a Álvaro Soler SPECIAL GUEST 6: Nadie, es por rellenar

Vídeo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN_A4co-eYU SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No! SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARD All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! HEAD GUARD Next! GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARD Get up! Come on! HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces. LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope) DONKEY Oh! HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? GIPETTO This little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIO I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARD Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN Oh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. HEAD GUARD Well? OLD WOMAN Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARD That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMAN No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. HEAD GUARD Get her out of my sight. OLD WOMAN No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly. DONKEY Hey! I can fly! PETER PAN He can fly! 3 LITTLE PIGS He can fly! HEAD GUARD He can talk! DONKEY Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud. HEAD GUARD Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him! GUARDS He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek. HEAD GUARD You there. Ogre! SHREK Aye? HEAD GUARD By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility. SHREK Oh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage. DONKEY Can I say something to you? Listen,

Nos convertimos en un programa de entrevistas serio y vosotros vais y os lo creéis. El Cabeza está en su mejor papel SPECIAL GUEST: Italianos SPECIAL GUEST 2: Álvaro One More Time SPECIAL GUEST 3: Más italianos

De Mazinger Z hasta Dragon Ball Super. Los chavales, con ayuda de un experto, resumen la historia del anime desde que llegó a nuestras fronteras. SPECIAL GUEST: ÁLVARO GIL

Los Chavales se adentran en el tema más genérico posible de Internet: Internet. SPECIAL GUEST: TURKO, OFICIAL FRIEND SPECIAL GUEST 2: UNIONEROS, CRAZY AND FREE FILMS

Los chavales se reúnen por primera vez para tratar un tema importante: Decidir de qué carajo van a hablar en el resto de programas. SPECIAL GUEST: HAMZA, THE FUTURE POLICEMAN