Spanky’s Corner

New quarantined episode with A SPECIAL(ish) GUEST!!!!!   His name is Rayne and he gave Julia her big career break which ultimately led her to whatever this podcast is.  He is also 1/3 of the Wake Up Call on 106.5 The End in Sacramento which you can listen to every morning on the Radio.com app.   He also has a big fancy title ... Director of Music Direction Director or something.   For yet another week, there was no plan whatsoever before hitting record.  Rayne discusses the dumb stories about how he first met Tyler and then Julia.  They then dive into Chris D'Elia's new special and throwback movies now available on Netflix.  Where did the Spanky's Corner name come from?  It didn't come from a police officer named Spanky who lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma... but Tyler does, in fact, have a story about a police officer named Spanky who lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma.   Last week, Julia and Tyler dove into the best interviews of their careers.  This week.... worst interview of their careers.  THE ANSWERS WILL (probably, maybe) SHOCK YOU!!!!  Is there a Paris Hilton, Anna Kendrick or former American Idol contestant reference?  Probably.  JULIA HAS BEEN IN THE SAME ROOM AS ZAC EFRON!!!!  SHE DESCRIBES HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT CHISELED HUMAN IS IN EXPLICIT DETAIL!   Tyler has a story about being hungover and puking at a radio station ticket giveaway event.   Fun!   Rayne, Julia and Tyler throw out stories about who they have been starstruck by.   THE ANSWERS WILL (probably, maybe) SHOCK YOU!!!! Eventually, Sonic tries to jump on the podcast from his quarantine.  It was flawless execution using our available technology.  HE BROUGHT DAD JOKES THAT YOU CAN USE TO IMPRESS YOUR FAMILY!!!!  To wrap up this nonsense, a humdinger of a story about the time Rayne and Tyler's wife got 12 people kicked out of a strip club.  Wash your hands.  

Julia and Tyler jump on from their respective quarantines.  There was no plan going into this episode.  Like, none.  Record was hit and words started flowing.  So, if it sucks more than usual... just know, the next episode will be back to minimal suckage with actual preparation.  This episode was five min after a text between Tyler and Julia that said "wanna do a pod"?  There's been a lot that has happened since the last sode.  Julia had an ordeal at the grocery store and the Walgreens.  She forgot items.  She had to go back.  She had a bag incident that involved peppers flying unprotected all willy nilly.   It was a horrific series events that changed the course of her day and maybe her week.  Also, Tyler got fired.  This episode features a lot celebrity interview stories.  Fall Out Boy, 50 Cent, Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Diddy and more inside stories from Julia and Tyler from their stupid careers.  Who are the best artists to interview?   A Spankys Corner: mini deep dive into 2010s pop punk skinny jean bands ... and more stories.    

Julia and Tyler do the podcast from their respective studios (closets).  This pod is raw  AF, not one edit was made.  Just a bunch of mindless nonsense as we all kill some time.  It's taken a few days of isolation, but JULIA IS DTF!!!!   Tyler on the other hand got the best dog on the planet over the weekend.   NEW GAME ON THE PODCAST:  How many people got arrested in the city of Chicago last Wednesday?  (Tease ->)  THE NUMBER WILL SHOCK YOU!  Seriously, it will shock you.  Like for real.  It's shocking.  What day is it today?  Have you brushed your teeth today?   There is a group of people in this world that have NO IDEA that there is an international pandemic happening right now.  They won't know for another week.  Who is it?  (<- another tease) A Spanky's Corner Deep Dive:  AMISH vs MENNONITES.  It's a very comprehensive inside look on the Amish that you won't get anywhere else (including Joe Rogan).  Julia did a full internet stream about John Mayer.  The comments went off the rails in a HURRY. An update on what everyone is watching because in these trying times, you can't have enough things to watch.        

Spanky's Corner from home as the city of Chicago is grounded.  Technology is swell.  Julia and Tyler hit up Sonic from 104.3 Jams to kill 54 minutes of quarantine time.  This week's podcast had one edit, it's raw AF. An update to Sonic's bidet installation.  Tyler may be adding an additional member to his family (SPOILER: IT'S NOT A PERSON).  BINGE WATCH SHOW UPDATE WITH NEW THINGS TO WATCH because what else is there to do?  2 of the 3 people on this podcast don't like Tiger King, which is a travesty.   TOILET PAPER UPDATE!!!  Deep dive into everyone's supply in these trying times. Julia, Tyler and Sonic break down their top 3 cleaning products because that's what we've come to.   The South Loop in Chicago is doing some cool things to communicate with one another in quarantine.   PornHub has started doing things that may single handedly flatten the curve.   Julia has a list of quarantine pickup lines.   Side note:  this was recorded while drinking so if it sucks, we will just blame it on that.

Lauv checks in with Tyler from his quarantine to discuss life.   His new album "How I'm Feeling" has been out a couple of weeks.  He chats about how the reaction has been.   Lauv discusses his track with BTS which is co-written with Jonah, Daniel and Corbyn from Why Don't We.  What's it like to work with those guys?  Wait, he's heard new music from WDW????? How's life promoting a new album in this stay at home world?  Lauv also has plans for a new music video that could include YOU!  Is it a good thing or bad thing to have a new album in this quarantined world?  Lauv gives his binge watch recommendations.  He also gives us a Lauv approved soap for your hands during these trying times.   Wash your hands.

JoJo has a new track/video called "Man".  She's also got a new album that drops on May 1st.  PRE-ORDER NOW!!  Julia and Tyler catch up with JoJo in quarantine.   JoJo has been on FIRE on the socials during the quarantine.  She just did a live IG performance with Tori Kelly and has been showcasing other artists.  With all the creative people being inside, are we set for an amazing run of new music when this is all done?  She also talks about everything else she's doing while being stuck inside including her JoJo approved list of binge worthy shows.   Julia and Tyler also dive into how promoting JoJo's new album is different without being able to be out doing a promo tour.

Julia and Tyler tried really, really, really, really, really hard to not discuss the C word thing.   Surprisingly, they did an above average job at that.   Sonic from 104.3 Jams jumps on from 6 feet or more away to discuss his new purchase.  Long time listeners of this podcast will know that it's a product that will warm the cockles of Julia's heart.  Julia used to do really bad prank calls to a particular business.   TAYLOR SWIFT AND KANYE DRAMA... IN 2020!!!  Spanky's Corner does a full deep dive into the madness.  The full unedited call between Kanye and Taylor in 2016 has leaked.  Tyler has a theory as to who did it.   Who were the most hated celebrities in 2012?  Julia and Tyler find an old list.  You won't guess number one (or two). The worst drivers in the country.  There's a scientific list.  Where does Illinois fall?  Where does Julia (who's an awful driver) and her home state fall?  

Julia and Tyler are joined by Sonic from 104.3 Jams to discuss life (coronavirus quarantine). They got another list of other things you can watch on the Netflix right now.  OJ SIMPSON IS ANGRY AND HE MAY KILL THIS VIRUS!!!  (He isn't mad for the reason you may think). There are a bunch of free things (that aren't usually free) that you can do on the internet right now.  Julia and Tyler throw a bunch at you. Netflix is making some adjustments in Europe to their streaming.  USA next?  Also, you guys put THIS in the top ten on Netflix????? Pornhub is doing their part by servicing Italy.   A famous human predicted all this virus nonsense in a Ted Talk FIVE YEARS AGO. There's a solid website that gives you a bunch of info on local restaurants and what they are up to (take out, delivery, curb side, etc) FOLLOW @radiodotcom ON IG TO WATCH JULIA DO AN IG LIVE TOMORROW (Friday) WITH BAZZI AT 1:30 CHICAGO TIME!!!!   

Julia and Tyler are socially distant doing this.  You should be too.  They tried to do a coronavirus free episode, but outside of Tom Brady.... there's nothing. There is a famous celeb that was out in the desert for 12 days and came back to reality to find out we have a pandemic.   What's the ONE industry that is still CRUSHING it in Nevada????  There's also another celeb that invested in a soap company a few months back.... he is now MAKING BANK.  Julia is drinking something in the studio that looks like pee.  WHAT IS IT?  The answer will shock you (that's a tease). What did Vanessa Hudgens do to make everyone mad that she is now trending on twitter? IT'S A DOOZIE! WE HAVE AUDIO!!!!! (WOW)  All that and other random goings on with everything while quarantined.  When you are doing listening, you will be 19 minutes and 41 seconds closer to your quarantine being over.      

Your Evening Spank for Wed Mar 11th, 2020.   Julia and Tyler discuss the biggest news anywhere on the planet.  The news that everyone is talking about.  The news thats dominating the headlines.  Taco Bell has a new menu item!!   Also, CORONAVIRUS COVID-19!!!!  It hit the building in Chicago where the B96 studios are (and where this lovely podcast is recorded).  Julia and Tyler and now risking their lives to bring you this nonsense. A fake tweet went viral and now people think Daniel Radcliffe got himself some coronavirus.   Julia has a list of the top fifteen TV shows that need to come back.   Vanessa Hudgens has gone peak Instagram.  Tyler is finally onboard.   Wash your hands.  

Your daily bunch of gossipy nonsense from Julia and Tyler. They almost killed Chelsea Cutler today.  Whoops.  Listen to the story then listen (please) to the last episode to hear Chelsea. The Coachella officials made it officially official and are moving the festival to October.   Jeopardy is going audienceless for Alex Trebek.  Julia has a list of popular things that are now 10 years old.   Lady Gaga is on the list, so its worth it.   The Telegraph in the UK hired a lip reader to see what Prince William and Prince Harry said to each other. THE RESULTS (absolutely will not) SHOCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A woman in Australia accidentally bought a 12 year supply of toilet paper.  

It's been 63 days since Chelsea jumped on Spanky's Corner: A PODCAST!  She's now the second person (shoutout to Normani) to be a three time guest on this podcast.  Pretty sure she is just as proud of that as she is this sold out tour and new album. Julia and Tyler chat with Chelsea about Coachella.  She's on the lineup.  So whats next?  Are the venues on her tour doing anything about this coronavirus? The album has been out almost two months.  Was it everything she hoped and dreamed?  The tour is sold out.  Is it everything she hoped and dreamed?  What has she learned in the last 63 days with her first major album release and tour?   Chelsea also produced her album.   Are there any hidden things on the album we gotta listen for? Chelsea also reveals her invention that may change the world.  

Julia is sick. In an effort to prove this podcast doesn't need her, Tyler brings in Sonic from 104.3 Jams.  They immediately realize this podcast does, in fact, desperately need Julia.  Sonic is the biggest White Claw fanboy on this and most planets.  Spanky's Corner takes a deep dive into the three new flavors that just got announced.   Katy Perry is pregnant (as predicted here on this podcast first or 195th).   So, what's this mean for her future fake relationship with Tyler?  Also, Sonic used to AOL Messenger Katy.  Like for real.  For a while.  Then she got really famous.   The world eating record for most number of Big Macs at one sitting has been set and (here comes a big tease --->) THE NUMBER WILL ASTOUND YOU.  Tyler and Sonic break down the cost, the calories and the weight of what may be one of the single greatest feats in human history.   Lady Gaga is coming to Chicago!  Tyler tells a solid Gaga story about a super early performance of hers.    

HERE COMES DAILY GOSSIP AND NONSENSE WITH JULIA AND TYLER!!! Breaking news:  Ultra in Miami has been postponed... errrr cancelled because of coronavirus.  Meanwhile, 50,000 people are probably not gonna cancel flights and go to all the parties that are still happening, so whatever.  What's this all mean for SXSW and Coachella? Julia debuts another 10 year old punk rock song from her boyfriend Josh.  It's glorious, magical and life changing.  Playing it on this podcast is bout to launch his music career into the stratosphere.   Is Katy Perry pregnant?  She sparked her own baby rumor (or as her bf spells it, rumour).  Twitter is testing something very stupid that shares a name with an enema.   You wanna watch The Office and make $1,000?  IT'S HAPPENING!!!! Ariana Grande probably ended her relationship from the boyfriend she never confirmed she had.   Another airline is adding spiked seltzer and a guy in Chicago is on an all beer diet for lent.    

More daily nonsense from Julia and Tyler from B96/Chicago cause why not.  Jessica Biel is walking around wedding ringless.  WHAT IS HAPPENING????  ARE THEY SPLITTING UP?  IS LOVE SACRED ANYMORE?  NO ONE KNOWS, but the ring was probably just getting cleaned.  Tyler thinks it's a page out of the Taylor Swift book where you have some big relationship news when a new song gets released (listen to JT/SZA The Other Side... it's good). What states are the best for singles?  What states are the worst?  Is there a study that ranks them?  Yes.  Julia and Tyler have it.  (Professional tease --> ) THE RESULTS WILL SHOCK YOU! Millennials have problems doing basic tasks around the house according to a study.  Like super basic (spoiler: they can't even change light bulbs, for real).  Spanky's Corner does a deep dive.    

Gossip and nonsense on the go! Julia and Tyler have 5 things that we can finally look forward to in March. Oprah in the news AGAIN!  Tyler thinks her stage fall this weekend was a staged promotional opportunity.  Julia and Tyler break down the top five tumbles of all time.  Julia's dad is upset with her about something that was said on this podcast last week. Post Malone discusses why he got face tattoos. Adam Levine had to issue a public apology?  What could've that beautiful human possibly done? Why did Matthew McConaughey have to rebrand himself?  Julia plays the game "Would You Rather Sleep With Channing Tatum or Paul Rudd"?  It leads to quality idea for and MTV show ... "Made:  Having Sex With Channing".   Lady Gaga new album date!  Demi Lovato new song date!!!    

Your daily bunch of nonsense for Friday from Julia and Tyler. The Jonas Brothers one year anniversary of their comeback (even though in our hearts they never left) is today. You can get coronavirus from farts!  According to a study, a bunch of Americans are done buying Corona beer because of the virus!  A dog now has coronavirus!  We are all gonna die!  (3 of the 4 are true). Tyler and Julia have the best of the complaints officially submitted to the FCC from JLo and Shakira's Super Bowl halftime show!  They are spectacular with amazing grammar! What music genre's fans are more likely to bang in a car.  There is a study.   The most disgusting IG story of the week belongs to .... Britney Spears? MONTHLY COFFEE SUBSCRIPTIONS!!!!!   PORTABLE BACON SNACKS!!!!  WHAT?

Welcome to Your Evening Spank, A Spanky's Corner True Podcast Original.  Julia and Tyler gonna toss out these nightly short episodes about stuff you missed while you were at work (on top of your weekly Spanky's Corner: A Podcast episodes.)  Shoutout to Naomi VanderVixen, the official voice of Your Evening Spank.   Oprah talks about having a one night stand. A Shark Tank cast member got scammed for almost $400,000. Pete Davidson has a lot to say about the Ariana Grande breakup. Apple refuses to let villains use iPhones in movies. Lady Gaga has new music dropping that has a video shot on an iPhone. Taylor Swift and BTS each have new videos that are breaking the internet. A new round of naked celebrities on the new Calvin Klein campaign.  

Julia has a new problem: blindly following her GPS into the most dangerous neighborhoods in Chicago.   NEW SEGMENT called "Remember Gotye?" There is a list of reasonably famous people that you didn't know were related to each other.  It even includes TV legend Keith Morrison from Dateline and musical genius Gerard from My Chemical Romance.   Sonic from 104.3 Jams comes in to discuss what kind of effed up things did he get into this week.  Somehow, he got Illinois to decline his tax return.  FOLLOW UP STORY:  Julia and Tyler double back to Sonic's story from six months ago to make sure he still isn't using Clorox bleach wipes as baby wipes. There's a new study from smart Dutch people about the one thing that will help you live into your 90s.  Tyler may live forever.   Julia is on a new cleanse.  Tyler asks a lot of questions about it possibly causing irreversible damage to her colon.   A guy (yes, he's from Florida) got himself arrested for a spectacular reason.  A lengthy study has determined the top 30 things that couples in a romantic relationship define as their biggest fight causing issues.  Julia and Tyler disagree with all of it.  AND SOMETHING NEW IS COMING TO THIS PODCAST SERIES NEXT WEEK!!!  HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS EVERYBODY!!!!!

Julia and Tyler separately did the same unthinkable and unforgivable thing that is unthinkable and unforgivable.  That was a tease. This episode also features a deep dive into Hooters Airlines (which was a thing, RIP).   Also, don't rob a Taco Bell and immediately run into a strip club.  Side note:  don't do crime with a "crime pays" face tattoo.  Another side note:  don't be a teacher that gives your fourth graders lap dances.  It'll all make sense after you listen to this nonsense.  Julia and Tyler dive into MySpace legend Tila Tequila to see what she is up to now.  The results will shock you.  That was another tease.  Face tattoos!!!  No!!!   And finally, Sonic from 104.3 Jams hops on.  Trying to hook up with ladies that own ferrets is harder than it may appear.