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#05 Katt Williams In Nashville

2024-04-2333:12

In this episode I chat about driving down to Nashville to see Katt Williams, having too many openers, how BBQ places are the opposite of nice restaurants, professions that love using billboards, and thrifting in the US versus Canada. catch me LIVE with new material TORONTO - May 3 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

#04 The Art of Selling "How to Sell" Ft. James Cummins

2024-04-1601:02:51

This was a fun one, comedian James Cummins pulls up and we chat about driving celebrities around on set, getting bad custom nikes, Andy Elliot sales training, how the right music changes everything, the best episode of Cheaters, and if Jay Z is next after Diddy. upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 3RD Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ James Instagram: www.instagram.com/jamescomeonnow/ ------------- 0:00 intro 02:41 good law firm names 06:05 doing mystery jobs 09:00 driving celebrities on set 17:30 sad songs 23:50 custom nikes 29:00 Andy Elliott sales training 33:50 the power of cool music 42:30 the hottest dating apps 46:30 best episode of Cheaters 53:02 a funny Diddy video 57:00 Jay Z and the illuminati 1:00:30 final words of motivation

#03 The Biggest Criminals are Priests and Politicians w/ Amish Patel

2024-04-0901:05:53

In this episode the brown bad boy himself, Amish Patel (Comedian/Actor) comes by and we get to chatting about great brown real-estate agent names, diversity killing Disney, how the biggest criminals are priests and politicians, the craziness of Kevin Spacey, and Israel air striking aid workers. upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 3RD Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Amish Instagram: www.instagram.com/fadetobrown/ chapters 00:00 intro 02:30 Brown real estate agents 07:20 Disney diversity inclusion 13:00 Trudeau divorced life 19:30 Jonathan Majors 23:30 biggest criminals are priests and politicians 27:00 Diddy still at large 31:00 the weird Kevin Spacey apology 37:00 crimes that take old white men to jail 44:00 Israel air striking aid workers 47:00 the red heifer prophecy 1:00:05 Nikki Haley is a brown chick

#02 Comedians at Home Talking Cars w/ Nitish Sakhuja

2024-04-0201:10:35

Comedian Nitish Sakhuja joins Abbas Wahab, and they chat about this stuff here: 00:00 Intro 7:45 a comedian's week 12:00 releasing an album a year 19:50 the joys of driving 26:00 why people like diesels 29:30 KIA's new logo 36:00 artist pet peeves 40:27 BMWs 49:03 the websites of our youth 53:10 Justin Trudeau's stair trick 1:00:00 what's up next 1:05:16 P.Diddy and the law TORONTO Monthly Show April 5 - 7:30pm & 10pm TICKETS Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Nitish Instagram: www.instagram.com/nittysak/

#1 I'M BACK NYUGGAH!! | Enter The Abbas Wahab Show

2024-03-2632:52

Welcome to the show! This is a weekly podcast that will drop on Tuesdays on all platforms. In this episode I chat about why I ended The Immigrant Section, past failed endorsement attempts, getting a US visa, seeing Katt Williams LIVE in April, and a true story from a retired stripper in Nashville, TN. LIVE Dates: Ottawa - March 28 Montreal - March 30 Toronto - April 5 TICKETS Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

The Immigrant Section Farewell Ft. Dante Williams - 200

2023-03-2845:31

Abbas sits down with podcast producer, Dante Williams, and they chat about the evolution of this podcast, what the future holds, and why it had to come to an end. On behalf of Abbas, Dante, and all the guests you've seen over the last 4 years, thank you so much for listening and watching! I hope you tune into the next chapter. connect abbas | dante

Don’t Underestimate Small Towns Ft. Moe Ismail - 199

2023-03-2001:08:10

Abbas is joined by Comedian, Moe Ismail, and they chat about being a comedian while substitute teaching, dealing with trouble kids, Quebec schools not allowing hijabs, small town audiences, and getting into the zone on stage. connect with Abbas / Moe The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show! STAND-UP TOUR DATES: 03/24 Toronto, ON 04/02 Montreal, QC 04/07 Windsor, ON 04/15 Harriston, ON 04/22 Hamilton, ON 05/12 Kingston, ON

You Gotta Do Side Quests in Life Ft. Jordan Policicchio - 198

2023-03-1401:09:20

Abbas is joined by Comedian/Actor, Jordan Policicchio, and they chat about the collapsing comedy hierarchy, Chris Rock's new special, dipping into the US to showcase, the difficulty of artist Visas, and balancing money with purpose. connect with Abbas / Jordan The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show! TOUR DATES: 03/24 Toronto, ON 04/02 Montreal, QC 04/07 Windsor, ON 04/15 Harriston, ON 04/22 Hamilton, ON GET TICKETS

You Can’t Leave Hawaii With Mangos Ft. Nitish Sakhuja - 197

2023-03-1401:00:47

Abbas is joined by Comedian, Nitish Sakhuja, and they chat about vacation in Hawaii, LSD versus mushroom experiences, comedians using AI to write jokes, getting stopped at the airport over mangoes, why touring too long sucks, Toronto celebrity Nav Bhatia, and getting into jiu-jitsu. Nitish's New Comedy Album Person out on Apple/Spotify/YouTube on March 10th! connect with Abbas / Nitish The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show! TOUR DATES Toronto, ON Windsor, ON Montreal, QC Harriston, ON Hamilton, ON GET TICKETS

Confessions of A Funny Black Woman Ft. Bougie B Bougé - 196

2023-02-2001:12:22

Abbas is joined by Comedian, Bougie B Bougie, and they chat about squatter's rights, the "professional" tenant scheme, what fish means in the drag community, leaving the corporate life, how dogs calm you down, and lessons from living in Thailand and Morocco. connect with Abbas / Bougie The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show! TOUR DATES: 03/24 Toronto, ON 04/02 Montreal, QC 04/07 Windsor, ON 04/15 Harriston, ON GET TICKETS

Rihanna Got More Hits Than Beyoncé Ft. James Cummins - 195

2023-02-1401:08:46

Abbas is joined by Comedian/Podcaster, James "Jam Easy" Cummins, and they chat about the Super Bowl, Rihanna versus Beyoncé, the upcoming Jon Jones UFC fight, driving across the country, having terrible game as teens, and watching Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio on mushrooms. connect with Abbas / James The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 02/17-18 Winnipeg, ON 03/24 Toronto, ON 04/02 Montreal, QC 04/07 Windsor, ON 04/15 Harriston, ON GET TICKETS

Growing Up In South Africa Ft. Derek Kalala - 194

2023-02-0601:15:43

Abbas is joined by Comedian, Derek Kalala, and they chat about the earthquakes in Turkey/Syria, growing up in South Africa, the race relations after apartheid, climbing table top mountain, why Cuba Gooding Jr. disappeared, Hollywood's biggest predators, and the hassle of discovering new music. connect with Abbas / Derek The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 02/17-18 Winnipeg, ON 03/24 Toronto, ON 04/02 Montreal, QC 04/07 Windsor, ON GET TICKETS

What The Hell Are You? Ft. Nick Reynoldson - 193

2023-01-3101:12:52

Abbas is joined by Comedian/Podcaster, Nick Reynoldson, and they chat about doing the Nubian show, worst places to perform in Canada, growing up in Scarborough as a mixed kid, first time going to Guyana, family members stealing inheritances, and what you didn't know about Guyanese culture. connect with Abbas / Nick The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 02/10 Toronto, ON 02/17-18 Winnipeg, ON GET TICKETS

Beirut Is The Middle East’s Las Vegas Ft. Karam Sbeit - 192

2023-01-2401:13:53

Abbas is joined by Comedian, Karam Sbeit, and they chat about lost luggage, visiting Lebanon and having a layover in Cairo, the beauty of staying at hostels, how Beirut is the Arab Vegas, things Lebanese people claim they invented, and how religion is taught in refugee camps. connect with Abbas / Karam The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 01/27-28 Thunder Bay, ON 02/10 Toronto, ON 02/17-18 Winnipeg, ON GET TICKETS

Don’t Be Precious With Your Art Ft. Dai Lo - 191

2023-01-1701:27:25

Abbas is joined by Musical Artist, Dai Lo, and they chat about how tracks are usually made, releasing 53 music videos in 53 weeks, the cost of chartering a jet, how his immigrant parents view his career, the landscape for rappers, social media haters, the danger of hoarding your art, and why everyone loves Vietnam. connect with Abbas / Dai Lo The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 01/20 Kitchener, ON - SOLD OUT 01/21 Ottawa, ON 01/27-28 Thunder Bay, ON 02/10 Toronto, ON 02/17-18 Winnipeg, ON GET TICKETS

Sudanese Boys Reunited Ft. Faris Hytiaa - 190

2023-01-0901:53:34

Abbas is joined by Comedian, Faris Hytiaa, and they chat about growing up together in London, spending his teenage years in Sudan, getting the cold shoulder from Nigerian students, losing and regaining the Arabic language, why Sudan is an odd African country, and who Sudani's talk shit about. connect with Abbas / Faris The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 01/20 Kitchener, ON - SOLD OUT 01/21 Ottawa, ON 01/27-28 Thunder Bay, ON 02/10 Toronto, ON 02/17-18 Winnipeg, ON GET TICKETS

Invest In Halal-Coin Ft. Hassan Chaudhry - 189

2023-01-0301:25:03

Abbas is joined by Comedian, Hassan Chaudhry, and they chat about Andrew Tate getting arrested, the FTX scam aftermath, the Ontario housing market decline, why gender fluidity needs a rebrand, how Punjabi's are everywhere, and goals for 2023. connect with Abbas / Hassan The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 01/20 Kitchener, ON - SOLD OUT 01/21 Ottawa, ON 01/27 Thunder Bay, ON 01/28 Thunder Bay, ON 02/10 Toronto, ON 02/17-18 Winnipeg, ON GET TICKETS

The Power of The Blue Check Ft. Michael Moses - 188

2022-12-2601:10:30

Abbas is joined by Comedian, Michael Moses, and they chat about growing up in small town Alberta, spending a month in NYC and breaking down the comedy hierarchy, running into Andrew Schultz, terrible comedy show posters, pet peeves of the social media hustle, and the importance of just hanging out at clubs. connect with Abbas / Michael The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 01/20 Kitchener, ON - SOLD OUT 01/21 Ottawa, ON 01/27 Thunder Bay, ON 01/28 Thunder Bay, ON GET TICKETS

Bring Back Hunter-Gatherers Ft. Mark Corless - 187

2022-12-2001:17:04

Abbas is joined by Filmmaker, Mark Corless, and they chat about ethnic names on resumes, Neal Brennan's Blocks, getting into jiu-jitsu, hunter-gatherer tribes still around today, how crazy trans politics is getting, and Tom Cruise shooting his next movie in space. connect with Abbas / Mark The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 01/20 Kitchener, ON 01/21 Ottawa, ON 01/27 Thunder Bay, ON 01/28 Thunder Bay, ON GET TICKETS

Boxing Makes You Smarter Ft. Edworld Kim - 186

2022-12-1201:07:09

Abbas is joined by Comedian/Actor, Edworld Kim, and they chat about losing a boxing spar, trying to replicate Mike Tyson's style, why comedians are drawn to combat sports, reasons men go bald, buying a crappy car, and how South Korea has the best welfare system. connect with Abbas / Edworld The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! Support The Show & Get Every Episode TOUR DATES: 01/20 Kitchener, ON 01/21 Ottawa, ON 01/27 Thunder Bay, ON 01/28 Thunder Bay, ON GET TICKETS

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