Metal Nerdery Podcast

It’s that time of year…time for some big tasty turkels, delicious side dishes, and a nice tryptophan induced nod after feasting yourself into fullness and naptime. It’s THANKSGIVING, and while most folks are gearing up for the coming holiday season (which will start promptly in the pre-dawn hours of Black Friday), we realize that we’ve NEVER taken any time off during the holidays and that perhaps it’s time we enjoy a little holiday breather.    With that in mind, we’ve put together a veritable cornucopia of clips from our 2025 collection that we hope you enjoy. Our only real cautionary advisory would be that you listen to this prior to enjoying your Turkey Day feast in order to avoid the very real possibility of laughing until you vomit.   Happy Thanksgiving to all!!! Enjoy your Thanksgiving Day feast, prep carefully if you’re deep frying a turkey, be thankful and gracious for the lack of giblets in your gravy, and enjoy an abundance of relaxers before dinner with the family when you JOIN US for the most off-putting, irresponsible, and exhausting VACATION TAPES you’ve ever heard. Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): SHARON!!! / #oldefaece / “He came in for the tur…”/ #whatsitcalled / “Whatever happened to #JuiceNewton …? / #juicebox / #DownTime / “Let’s not make it gross…”/ “She sounds like #PeterSteele…”    (02:43): #AI / “She stopped sucking me today…”/ #ConwayTwitty / “The power was in his hair…”/ “Ladies and gentlemen…Conway Twitty…”/ #BramStroker / “…slash handjob…”/ “What am I saying? I’m fixed…”/ #vasectomyawareness    (07:02): “I just don’t give a shit anymore…I’m not gonna bring the A game…”/ “Nobody ever wants to go first…I set the bar ultra-low…”/ #mealprep / “Sometimes Dracula likes to go camping…”/ #vampirejerky / “I thought you were gonna go the frozen tampon route…”/ “If it looks like #liquidsneeze / #GospelBand / “This is extraordinary news…”/ #carnivore    (11:05): “The #fuckbag review!?” / #redemption / “I was having a bad day…I changed the review to 5 stars…”/ “Okay let’s not do that…”/ #shittalkuh / “Yours is by far one of my FAVORITE podcasts…”/ #offputting and #exhausting / “The #superfuckbag review is still out there…”/ “Could have been a ‘Them’…”/ #TransAms    (14:56): “That’s a fantastic band name!” / #coathangerabortion / “Our house is haunted, btw…”/ #maryreilly / #GhostStoryASMR / “The original owners died in that house…”/ “The headphones, man…”/ #Megatron / #Transformers  (17:58): “This is from the mighty Mixon…since we’re on the way…”/ “Conan…the Barbarian Destroyer?” / “I would have done it from the balls…from my balls to you…”/ #OMG / #DJTASMR / #vagmetal / “Really? You’re gonna go there…”/ #DOGEASMR / #batvagina / “Nutrition is a lie…”/ #saltwater / “Butter is good for you…”/ #nutritionadvice / “Does Santa Claus come up from the septic tank now!?” / #markallthetimes  (22:16): “Tattered and torn…or shaven and shorn?”/ #footfetishporn / “There was a moment when we needed money…”/ “I’m always looking right at the snooch…”/ #toethumbs / “Apparently people think she’s a dude…wait, don’t women have Adam’s Apples though?” / “Which do you think would be more risky?”/ “I got a kiss on the cheek from my first stripper…”/ “I usually put it in the G-string…”/ #manintheboat  (27:39): “Every time I see sports highlights…in slow motion…” / #slowmotionporn / “What was that voice you just did?” / “It was #KattWilliams…”/ #KingOfComedy / “That’s a better Katt Williams impression…”/ “Not since Tuesday…”/ “I sit back and wait…”/ #shockvalue / “It was odd…”/ “I don’t want to no more…”/ “How does it reattach?” / “That sounded almost like #RichardPryor a little bit…” (32:20): “And the verdict…”/ “I gotta back snooch…you wanna see my balloon knot?” / “It was in the dark…if I do it in the dark my dick will seem bigger…”/ “The yurt, as it ‘twere…”/ “That’s the pre-hole, right?” / “I think ‘fuck off’ is a full sentence…”/ “I’ll fix that in post…”/ “Y’all know what snails look like, right?” / “No, no, no, these were slugs…”/ #whatareyouwatching / #sexualdeviance / #snoochguard / “I like that word, dude…” / “It’s the snooch & gooch…”/ “Paws…” (38:19): “Sooooo…last week…” / “Wait a minute…this is #Sleep…this is #Dopesmoker…”/ #bestfridayever / “For those 35 minutes…it was the best Friday ever…”/ #MAGMA / “Is that one of them Trump supporters?” / #guitarclass / “That was his fuck-off hour…”/ “We came up with this song…”/ “I left it in there just for you…”   (43:11): “You should have got the burger…”/ #mediumrarechickentenders / “You get into that Gran Ma…”/ “You could stop drinking…”/ “If you’re doing a ride share…you owe it to yourself to be hammered at least on one end of the journey…”/ #shitfaced / “It was awesome…”/ “You know that pre-hangover hangover that you get?” / #markthetime / #UberEats / “So you paid $38 for $8 Chinese food…” (48:14): “That’s one of the things I did like about #TheBlackAlbum…”/ “Bill needs a segment…”/ #tonechasing / “In my non-guitarist ears…he’s a singer, he hears things differently…”/ “What about #Pantera?” / “The mix is completely different…” (52:41): “It’s not overbearing, but it’s definitely there…”/ “I’m gonna be that guy…”/ “But you didn’t have ‘Stairway To Heaven 2’…”/ “I forgot the after twang that Jager’s got…”/ #snoochsmooching / “Snooch smooching alright!” / “There IS no metal without #ACDC…”/ #Era / “Australasia…where is New Zealand?” / “I got some quality handies…”/ “Lube is a different game, bro…”/ #RussellsPornShopReflections / #markthetime / #ReverseOreo / “It was a toy of some form…”/ “I’m not gonna do it the way she said it…”/ “You think they get paid by the hour or by the load?” (1:01:38): “Wouldn’t it be interesting…if #Spiderman was more scientifically accurate?” / #EmberingEffigy and #comedy at #SweetwaterLive / “So on the way home…”/ #blindedbythelight / #spotlight / “The light still works…it was just really, really dim…”/ Tag Light Visible – 50 ft / “I have no idea what he looked like…if you get pulled over, pull into a populated place…” / #DivineIntervention / “Wear your sunglasses at night…” (1:08:12): “Incubus and succubus…what’s the difference?” / “Sleepfucker alright!” / “You know what’s almost equally offensive?” / “It’s fun if a 10 year old says cunt…”/ #recordscratch #IrishCarBombs / “Starts with an N, ends with an R…”/ “I had a dream that we were hanging out with the #Metallica guys…”/ #TridentChallenge / #PlanetCaravan / “I don’t know where they could have put it where I would have liked it…”/ #LMAO / “I’m laughing at him…” (1:14:24): “Every time I listen to that song I think about the first time I finger blasted a girl…”/ “I know who you’re talking about…”/ “That’s a triple…you got slimy fingers…”/ “Third base is windshield wiper…”/ “Dude, I just scored…”/ #HotPocket / “It’s that from now on…”/ “It’s MG Approved…from the heart…”/ “Occasionally Matt comes up with some shit that fucking works…”  (1:18:52): “Here’s the rules…if you wanna make a show on #HBO…”/ #flacciddicks / “I could put so much…right there…”/ “Why are you such a dick?” / “Last night while I was in slumber…Satan came into my room…and he had his way with my forehead…”/ “You’re not supposed to swallow it…”/ #LOL / #onmicburp / “You know what that sounds like?”  (1:22:40): “We’ve got coyotes…”/ “Here’s what makes a lot of noise…”/ “Fuuuuuuck…”/ “Is it gay…?” / #fleshlight / “Yep!” / “Okay…follow up question…”/ #RequiemForADream #GAF #AssScissoring / #TheFourthHole / “I’m tripping balls by the way…”/ “This is not a microdose…”/ “This is what you sent me!?” / “What does that even mean?” / “When you said you were sending him a file…”/ “If anything, it’s three 7’s, and one of them has a line in the middle…”/ “Hold on…don’t tell me…”/ “Arnold by Enwuego…”/ “There’s Moby Dick…there’s um ‘I’m thinking’…”/ #HappyThanksgiving from all of us at #MetalNerderyPodcast and #BunkerpoonInternational

“Those guys are parents to 2 babies…and we’re fighting over which baby is cuter…”   With SIDE 2 of our PUPPETS VS JUSTICE HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH, things are a bit trickier, because the math doesn’t sync up perfectly track for track. But not to worry, because we worked out all the math to try and keep things as “Even Steven” as possible.   “You go to the peak of your ability…that’s what Justice was…it was their Hemispheres…”   As we noted previously on the SIDE 1 episode, PUPPETS represents the end of the Cliff Burton era, and JUSTICE represents the beginning of the Jason Newsted era. On SIDE 2, we got deeper into the weeds, particularly with regard to the lyrical subject matter, the style and structure of the songs, and the personal impact and perspective of the instrumentals. We’re not saying that this was a complete blowout, and we’re not saying that the outcome was predictable by any means, but what we ARE saying is that the final verdict was actually a bit more shocking than we originally anticipated.   “What are they saying, dude?”   Stick around until the very end of the episode to discover the power of “frontmasking” after you JOIN US for the nail-biting conclusion to our PUPPETS VS JUSTICE HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH as we take on SIDE 2. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   More METALLICA Episodes https://www.metalnerdery.com/metallica CHECK OUT METALLICA ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.metallica.com/tour/   Show Notes:   (00:01): “Kiss my FIRE…” / The pointlessness of DST…we can just stop, right? / “We’re never gonna win this argument…”/ “Why do you gotta bitch about it?”/ “That was for you, Phil…”/ “You just fingered me, I wanted to be fisted…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “We left y’all on a cliffhanger…”/ “I mean…I mean…I mean…”/ PATREON US AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutout / ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #metalnerderypodcast on #YouTube #TikTok #InstaGram #FaceBook / ***EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com ***/ Some early concert memories…/ ***VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / Our sincerest apologies to #EmberingEffigy for the mistaken identity… / New Embering Effigy album OUT NOW… / #BehindTheMetal / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/    (08:23):  #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SIDE 2 OF THE MOP VS AJFA HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH!!! / “Side 2 is gonna be harder than when I was 15…”/  “Those are the good times…I could cut a mirror with this thing…”/ “My move is…I grab the butt…”/ “You’re not Little Bo Peep and I’m not Zorro…”/    (11:27): DISPOSABLE HEROES (Master Of Puppets – 1986) / “I was born for dying…”/  “Dismount, perfect…10/10…”/ The differences between #MOP and #AJFA / THE SHORTEST STRAW (…And Justice For All – 1988) / “I’m sorry…it already wins…”/ “You can kinda hear the bass on this part too…a little bit…”/ “By far, Lars’ best album…”/ “I wonder if that was a mistake…”/ #happyaccidents / #TheVerdict / “It’s kinda almost like when she jams a finger up your butt and you’re kinda like ‘I don’t know what I think about it…I kinda like it’…”   (24:42): HARVESTER OF SORROW / “Creamy…that’s the word of the episode…again…twice…”/ #MesaBoogie / “Lars is chewing gum and playing drums at the same time…”/ “I had to do that, because he does that live…”/ LEPER MESSIAH / “I always thought that was James saying that…”/ “It’s more heavy metal than thrash…”/ “This is where it changes…now it’s a different song…”/ “If you blend Harvester and Frayed together…”/ “Do you think Harvester would have fit on The Black Album?”/ “If you were gonna yank one right off The Black Album and replace it with Harvester…”/ “Maybe…the traveling song…”/  THE FRAYED ENDS OF SANITY / “And the China boy…the China boy makes it…”/ #China /  “I come almost every time when I hear that part…even now…”/ “You can just listen in, Bill, if you want to…”/ “Young, angry…and unhinged…”/ “The Justice album is what made them huge…”/ “What did #Rush do after Hemispheres? They did Permanent Waves…Hemispheres was their most progressive album…”/ “You max out…” / “The Black Album is closer to Puppets than AJFA…”/ “You go to the peak of your ability…that’s what Justice was…it was their Hemispheres…”/ #Rushtallica / #TheVerdict / “That’s a clear blowout…”   (51:23): “It’s the James solo part…that’s what you’ve gotta do for both…”/ TO LIVE IS TO DIE / “We gotta hear the James solo…because that’s what makes it…”/ “The drums get frustrated…you can hear it…”/ “I think we’ve gotta hear the spoken word part…It’s right here, so we may as well grab it…”/ “Really? Why!?”/ ORION / “That riff…is nothing but sack…” / “That’s heavy metal, dude…”/ #TheVerdict / #NoDraws   (1:09:44): DAMAGE INC. / “It’s about to get thrashy up in here…”/ “I never understood when my parents did that when I was younger…now I get it…”/ #CarnivalCruise / “I think Kerry King said this was his favorite #Metallica song…”/ DYERS EVE / “Surgical…precise…clinical…”/ “That one is personal…VERY personal…”/ “Those guys are parents to 2 babies…and we’re fighting over which baby’s cuter…” / #TheVerdict / “So here’s the tally…for #bolth Side 1 and Side 2…” / “It was kind of a draw…in a way…”/ “For the future, we should do a Side 2 better than Side 1 podcast…” / ***What do YOU think!? EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com and let us know!!!*** / #outroreel / #untilthenext / #backmaskingASMR / “…and then play it backwards…the whole thing…”/ “It’d be like reverse backmasking…front masking…foremasking…” / “What are they saying, dude?” / “Edud, gniyas yeht era tahw?”

“How about we let the producer ‘produce’?”   We’ve all heard that METALLICA’s “last great album” was 1986’s haunting thrash metal magnum opus, MASTER OF PUPPETS, one of the finest moments in the band’s catalog and the final studio album of “The First Three” to feature Cliff Burton on bass.   “I don’t care if there’s no bass…I’m sorry…”   We’ve also all heard (especially since the release of The Black Album) that METALLICA’s “last great album” was 1988’s progressive thrash metal tour de force, …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL, the fourth METALLICA studio album overall and the first (of four) to feature Jason Newsted on bass (according to the liner notes, anyway).   “The bass is the LAST thing I listen to…”   Having said that, BOTH are outstanding and powerful albums for very different reasons, with PUPPETS marking the haunting, final chapter of Cliff Burton’s legacy with what many fans consider to be the classic, legendary era of the band, and JUSTICE beginning a brand new chapter for the band with Jason Newsted, launching METALLICA into a new era that would ultimately result in their meteoric rise to success and glory as the biggest and most popular heavy metal band on planet earth.   “Y’all are gonna abuse me for using this word…”   JOIN US for a HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH that promises to be absolutely “creamy” and chock full of 80’s metal nostalgia and loads of heated commentary as we take on SIDE ONE with 1986’s MASTER OF PUPPETS & 1988’s …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “Listen to the B-roll stuff…that’s the gold…” / #LOL / “Let’s get right in the paint…” /  Delicious homemade beer, courtesy of Russell…/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #Pinter / “Produc?” / #BlueDog #BrewDog / “You take the package, and you put it in the thing…”/  “Blue package?” / Appalachian Tropical IPA / “The first few were all head…” / #markthetime / “An Irish Persian…”/ #RussellsHomebrewReflections   (5:55): “Let’s raw dog it…” / ***PATREON US on the Patreon at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Sorry, I was mid-swallow dude…” /  Potential upcoming #Doomsicle goodness… / #cupping / “Sorry, I almost ran out of gas…” / “I cupped right when I thought I was losing it…”/ “I got an idea for that…”/ #genre / #Skynet   (08:43): SOCIAL MEDIA US at #YouTube #Facebook #TikTok #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast / EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com / “I wanna see one, dude…I wanna see a real one…” / ***GIVE US A CALL AND VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #PissingPostASMR / “He’s building…anticipation…antica-pation…” /  Antissa Payshun and Justin Case / “THIS is why…”/ “This is my son, Hourly Wages…my son Low…here’s my son Drained…” / #JustinCase  (13:33): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  MASTER OF PUPPETS (1986) VS …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL (1988) – HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH: SIDE 1 / “We’ve done an ’88 and an ’86 Death Match with #Metallica and #Slayer, but now it’s gonna be ’86 and ’88, Metallica Style!!!” / “This might affect our friendship…” / “Not a shitty album…shittily produced album…”/ “No, here’s the reason…I know y’all know this…” / #GarageDaysRevisited #VeryUnproduced / “Where’s the guy you just hired to replace the guy who just died?” / NOTE: Garage Days was noted as being “Not Very Produced” / “It’s a dry mix dude, it’s a super dry mix…the drums are WAY up front…” / #AstonMartin / “That looks like a Camaro, dude…” (20:42): BATTERY / “You hear that in the background?” / “The bass is the LAST thing I listen to…” / “Here’s a weird question…” / “If I could only pick one of the two, it would be…” / #nostalgia / “That’s like their #Hemispheres…”/ “It’s gonna be a 2-hour episode unless we…” / BLACKENED / “Have you heard the ‘unbackwardized’ version of the intro?” / “I don’t care if there’s no bass, I’m sorry…”/ “His balls dropped…” / “There’s no mids…the mids are his voice, that’s the only mids you get…”/ “Y’all are gonna abuse me for using this word…”/ #creamy / “Isn’t this when he was using the quarters?” / “It’s creamy…”/ “Justice definitely has a dryer mix…M.O.P. is more reverby…”/ #TheVerdict / “Here’s douchebag Matt coming out…” / “I looked past it…” / “You too, then…that was my first tape…” / #progressivemetal (35:36): “Tittlees…on both sides, right?” / …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL / “Oooh, I heard it…”/ “I always loved that riff…it’s weird, but I liked it…”/ #timesignatures / “It’s the word of the episode…”/ “Ohhh, listen to it…”/ “I’m gonna say it…you can hear the essence back there…it’s very subtle…” / “My wife just said you have to quit doing this…”/ MASTER OF PUPPETS / “The #StrangerThings crowd loves it…”/ “You can hear Cliff back there just growling in the background…”/ #heavymetal / “I’m 14 again every time I hear this…”/ “I gotta hear that one part on the guitar solo…”/ #happyaccident / “That’s the cool thing about #progmetal…”/ #TheVerdict / “Song by song, it’s gonna be difficult…I think that’s gonna be a blowout…”/ #AngryJames / “I almost wanna do a draw…”/ #NoDraws   (50:43): “How about we let the producer produce?” / THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE / “That’s like scary Metallica…”/ #EvilHeavyMetal / #stankface / “It’s like he’s yelling at you…”/ “The day that I got the tape…that was the favorite…before I even made it to Side 2…”/ EYE OF THE BEHOLDER / #readthoselyrics / “Freedom…with their exception…”/ “A #Rocky montage but an Evil Rocky…”/ #TheVerdict / “Side 2 is gonna be a different story…”   (1:01:43): ONE / “They had to buy that movie so they could do that video…”/ “You can hear the bass in there…it’s creamy…”/ #PreBlackAlbum / “It’s just so fucking angry…”/ “It’s not as overplayed as Enter Sandman…”/ #hitsingle / “That’s why y’all give me the big bonuses every year…AND I get the Christmas hams and the blowjobs from the hookers…”/ WELCOME HOME (SANITARIUM) / “You hear that bass line back there?” / “Oooh, big word…”/ #TheVerdict / “I don’t mean to be overdramatic…”/ “Out of curiosity…the three albums…Fade To Black, Sanitarium, One…?” / #TrackFour / “There’s no losers here…”/ “The verdict for side 1…” / #cupping / “Sorry, I cupped at the last minute, dude…”/ ***COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR SIDE 2…IT’S GONNA BE A BLOODBATH!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel / Puppets? Or Justice? Let us know… EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com or VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!

“Y’all don’t have to make everything about everything…”   Time has a strange way of playing with the mind and blurring perceptions. For example, 24 years is effectively a quarter of a century, and while that sounds like a pretty vast swath of time, in reality it is merely a tiny speck in the grand scheme of the endless universe. To put it another way, as of the date of this episode in 2025, it has been the same amount of time (24 years) since 2001, which included the launch of Wikipedia, the September 11th attacks, and the very first iPod by Apple.   In keeping with the relativity of time, NATIVITY IN BLACK: A TRIBUTE TO BLACK SABBATH was released way back in 1994, a whopping 24 years after the groundbreaking eponymous debut from Birmingham’s founding fathers of metal. At that time, in the early 90’s, it seemed as if eons of time had elapsed from the release of Sabbath’s debut until the release of this tribute honoring the classic Ozzy era of Sabbath from the 1970’s and their collective contributions to the heavy metal canon.    To take the concept of time just a step further, Black Sabbath recently played their final concert (Back To The Beginning) 55 years after the release of their debut album, and it has now been 31 years (as of the date of this episode, in 2025) since the NATIVITY IN BLACK compilation was unleashed upon the metal world, featuring some real bangers from metal bands spanning a variety of subgenres that still holds up to this day.   Discover the proper pronunciation of names which you have been saying the wrong way you’re entire life, including “Schuldiner, Peart, and chimpanzee”, hear our latest movie pitch for Rob Zombie, and remember the reason for feeling uneasy when you are unable to “touch bottom” after you JOIN US as we dive in to the first compilation of Black Sabbath covers that was cheekily named after Bill Ward’s beard with NATIVITY IN BLACK: A TRIBUTE TO BLACK SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): “It’s Good Buddy Day (10-4) …” / #onthisday / “I have no problem with Dream Theater…” / “I’m not gonna give you a but…”/ “It’s not bad, dude…it’s a little salty…”/  “The thunder in October…”/ “Here’s what October is to me…it’s football, barbecue, chili…”/  “Leaf Death…that’s a name for a stoner band!” / #MetalNerderyPlaylist / “Firewood…is that better than logs?”/ “There’s something about deep vagina that’s weird…I can’t touch bottom…”/ “Do we wanna try and do the hybrid?” / “The Dirty Monkey…The Dirty Black…The Dirty Black Monkey…” / “Y’all don’t have to make everything about everything…” ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** (07:07): “THAT, is Christmas…I see a future #TikTok…”/ Dirty Monkey Peanut Butter Banana Whiskey and Mr. Black coffee liqueur / “A what?” / Chimpinzee? Chimpanzee? Chimp’n’zee? / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST*** / PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / “That’s better…”/ “My body my choice, and I choose yes…”/ “If you remember it, just Tourette’s it out…” / “You saw him…he cupped the microphone…” / “We’ve been pronouncing it wrong the whole time… / “I’m sorry, what?” / #HeySiri / #Chimpanzee #ChuckSchuldiner #NeilPeart / ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #YouTube #Facebook #Instagram #TikTok at #MetalNerderyPodcast , you can EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com and you can VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** (14:11): “I was going to community college at this point…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: NATIVITY IN BLACK – A TRIBUTE TO BLACK SABBATH /  Released 10/04/1994 as a tribute to the classic #OzzyOsbourne era of #BlackSabbath during the 70’s… / #GoodBuddyDay / “I like melody…”/ “Usually when you say Black Sabbath to people, most people think Ozzy…” (18:50): “What’s the deal with Black Sabbath?” / #Biohazard AFTER FOREVER (Master Of Reality – 1971) / “#Friends was influenced by Black Sabbath…”/ “This one you can’t cut off so quick…”/ #Yeah / #WhiteZombie CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE (Master Of Reality – 1971) / “Movie remake idea for #RobZombie…”/ #Nosferatoe / “Nosfera-WHO?” / “Too not toe…”/  “You ever been to Timbuktoe? Kathmandoe?” (26:46): #Megadeth PARANOID (Paranoid – 1970) / The beginning of being able to listen to modern metal bands do covers of Sabbath / #AlJourgensen #1000HomoDJs SUPERNAUT (Vol. 4 – 1972) / “In fairness, it would be like if someone did a cover of Ride The Lightning and sang ‘Ride The Lightning’…” / “Maybe that was aimed…at the record business…”/ #Therapy? And #OzzyOsbourne IRON MAN (Paranoid – 1970)  (34:23): “This was more like Deliverance…”/ #CorrosionOfConformity LORD OF THIS WORLD (Master of Reality – 1971) / “That’s exactly how ‘Master of Reality’ should be remixed…” / “How come more bands don’t do that?” (re: covering an entire album) / “Why? Do we need it?” / #Train WHAT IS AND WHAT SHOULD NEVER BE / RAMBLE ON (Led Zeppelin II – 1969) / “Conducking?”/ “It’s pretty close…here’s what it is…the Zeppelin version is like full bush…”   (41:23): “This sounds like cavemen recorded this…South American thrash cavemen…”/  “Hold on…it’s not on the version I’m on…”/ #Sepultura SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE (Sabotage – 1975) / “Spread some of that on your breakfast toast…”/ #BullringBrummies #GeezerButler #RobHalford THE WIZARD (Black Sabbath – 1970) / The duet between Judas Priest and Ozzy Osbourne doing War Pigs (recently released, proceeds going to charity) / “If I ever move to Birmingham, Alabama, I’m just going to tell people I’m from Birmingh’m”/ #BruceDickinson #Godspeed SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH (Sabbath Bloody Sabbath – 1973) (51:52): “This might have been a skipper…the world’s not fair…”/ #UglyKidJoe N.I.B. (Black Sabbath – 1970) / “He sounds like somebody else…”/ “Oh jeh…”/ #LiveInBrixton /  “Oh, you wanna hear the one on the album? That’s fine…the live one’s so much more fun…”/ “I feel like that’s next to Narnia…is that even a place?” / #FaithNoMore WAR PIGS (Paranoid – 1970) / #OneLawnChair #OhLordYeah / “And now he goes Mr. Bungle…” / #TypeONegative BLACK SABBATH (Black Sabbath – 1970) / “I turn ‘round (slowly)…and start (to walk) …”/ “Octobruh…” / “There’s really 13 months…28 days each…” / “Everest is like right there…”/ #TheIceWall / #untilthenext #outroreel / “NO! Do not tell children…nope!”

“I had to watch it 3 or 4 times to finally get there…”   Ahhh, the 80’s. A time when people could actually afford to live, back when Taco Bell was both super cheap and equally delicious, horror movies were genuinely scary and often boasted incredibly “special” special effects, and terrified parents everywhere were completely “freaking the motherfrickin’ frick out” over heavy metal and the ensuing “Satanic Panic” that followed. (Remember, we’re talking about the 80’s here…)   “I kinda feel like Satan probably listens to Air Supply nonstop…or Gino Vanelli…”   Not to worry though, because Tipper Gore was on the case, going out of her way to ensure that the future prosperity of heavy metal would be secure forever with the PMRC seal of approval (PARENTAL ADVISORY – EXPLICIT CONTENT) plastered on the cover of everything that would be deemed essential listening.   Thanks to the diligent efforts and painstaking research of Tipper Gore and her Parents Music Resource Center, the PMRC lovingly crafted “The Filthy Fifteen” for American parents to ensure that their children would only be exposed to the finest audio artistry the heavy metal genre (and somehow, also Satan) had to offer.  One of the bands included on that fateful list were the founders of black metal, VENOM (ironically, rated “O” … for “Obviously” …as in “Obviously, your kids should be listening to this!”).    Hailing from probably the fanciest, most upper crust sounding city in all of England, Newcastle upon Tyne’s 3-piece of evil VENOM came blasting out of the gates of hell with what would become the foundation for the black metal genre that would begin its ascent into heavy metal culture around the same time as thrash metal in the early 80’s, with a sound combining the rawness of Motorhead, the darkness of Sabbath, and the speed of thrash with an imagery reminiscent of KISS if they were actually satanists.    If Black Sabbath are ground zero for the formation of heavy metal as we know it, then VENOM is no doubt the Black Sabbath of the black metal genre. With a dark, detached creepiness that sounds like something recorded in an underground mausoleum, VENOM are the originators of extreme metal and were out in front, scaring the hell out of parents everywhere and delighting young and impressionable metalheads the world over.   Happy Halloween everyone!!! It’s time to celebrate spooky season the way we did back in the 80’s, by going through your kids trick-or-treat plunder and picking out all of that “good candy”. Prepare yourself for the latest outtake from The Angry Matt Podcast regarding the abolition of Daylight Savings Time, discover why “fist bumps and fisting are basically the same thing”, learn what “post mortis” actually means, and JOIN US for an “exploratory learning journey” as we go INSIDE THE METAL and review THE 80’s output of black metal pioneers VENOM. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): “It’s not a girl drink…” (Apperall spritz?) / #buttocks / “How about the J and then the PB?”/ “That’s ‘Spirit in the Sky’ isn’t it?” / #thatdudeisadude / “It’s like a reverse sixty-nine, dude…don’t make it weird…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That way is better…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #LikeShareSubscribe / “It’s approaching dusk at 4:30 in the afternoon on a Saturday… when can we just not do Daylight Savings Time anymore?” / #AngryMattPodcast / ***You SOCIAL MEDIA US at #YouTube #TikTok #Facebook #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast, EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com, PATREON US at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast for exclusive video only content.*** / #PatreonShoutout / ***YOU CAN PURCH SOME MERCH AT www.metalnerdery.com/merch ***  (7:26): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: VENOM – INSIDE THE METAL (THE 80’S) / “Since it’s #Halloween season…”/ One of the biggest influences on thrash metal, especially #TheBigFour / Everyone was freaking out, the Satanic Panic / #RussellsCassetteReflections / #attache / “See? Everybody’s got a blessing to share…even if they’re a shitty person…”/ “How was it silly?” / “There’s a certain weird, dark, creepy, bizarreness…it’s like the feeling of being buried (alive)…” / #stereobreathing / Fist bumps and fisting are the same thing… / #SlayerOfTheEpisode / #Slayer WITCHING HOUR / “Oh, Robb Flynn’s singing…” (from #MachineHead) /  (13:45): “What Venom means to me…” / #RussellsVenomReflections / #EpisodeIdea /  “Their logo is creepy…I don’t know why it’s creepy…” / “Do you remember the movie:  The Gate? (1987)” / #backmasking (“I don’t know if it was a #Venom record…)  (17:11): Welcome To Hell (1981) / “He’s kinda the sound…(of Venom)” / #Cronos /  “That’s the French gay Baphomet…” / 1981…other big albums from that time relative to Venom / “We’re on an exploratory learning journey here…”/ #Cockopolis / #killeropener / #postmortis / “Dude, you created a new word…”/ SONS OF SATAN / “The #Motorhead of black metal…” / WELCOME TO HELL (see also #MotleyCrue and ‘Looks That Kill’) / “How can we sound like Motorhead but rawer?”/ WITCHING HOUR / “The rain sounds creepy…”/ “Listen to that through headphones because that is really, really strange…”/ IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN / “This is the epitome of bad production…”/ “Backmasking is for the weak…”/ #backmaskingASMR / “I wanna know what that says now, backwards…”    (28:26): Black Metal (1982) / “If #BlackSabbath are the founders of metal, then Venom are the Black Sabbath of black metal…”/ ***Check out our other Halloween specials…***/  BLACK METAL / “Sounds like soundcheck at The Masquerade…the Old Masquerade…”/  BURIED ALIVE / “It sounds familiar for a different reason…” / #fakenews / “Have you ever seen Hostel 2?” / #ElizabethBathory / “I had to watch it 3 or 4 times to finally get there…” /  COUNTESS BATHORY / “Hey, I got a chorus pedal man…check it out!”/ “I just had a realization…I can kinda hear how Cronos influenced Mustaine’s singing style…” / DON’T BURN THE WITCH / “It’s like they’re recording underground, in a mausoleum or something…” / “This album probably costs hundreds of dollars to produce…” / “So far that might be their most complex riff…” (37:51): At War With Satan (1984) / “I kinda feel like Satan probably listens to Air Supply nonstop…oooh, Gino Vannelli…” / Backstory regarding the epic title track / “This is like their Hemispheres basically…or their 2112…” / AT WAR WITH SATAN  / “The production’s better…they probably spent $800 on this one…” / “I can hear the Mustaine now…kinda like ‘The Conjuring’ in a way…” / “Let’s skip to the middle…” / CRY WOLF / AAAAAARRGHH /  “What the fuck is that? Hey Alex…”/ #LOL / “This is the Venom version of ‘What’s That Noise?’…” / “Is that piano?” / “This might be my favorite Venom song ever…” (46:19): Possessed (1985) / Released April Fools Day, 1985 / “Of course it’s gonna piss off the #PMRC…” / “Sorry, I cupped on that one…”/ “There’s a lot of #cokelines…”/ POWERDRIVE / “Sounds like #TheAccused…” / “That reminds me of WREKage…” / BURN THIS PLACE (TO THE GROUND) / “This one might have cost $900…” / “They’re no longer the influential band…now they’re competing with the bands they basically influenced…” /  POSSESSED / “Keyboards…oooh, chimes!” / “I can literally see them playing at #Sweetwater to 5 people…”/ “Their whole thing was all about shock, obviously…”/ “If you don’t have the talent, you have to have the show…kinda like the #KISS analogy…” (54:40): Calm Before The Storm (1987) / NOTE:  this is STILL with Cronos… #ConradIsCronos #CronosIsConrad / “Abaddon is like the John Wick of Hell…”/ BLACK XMAS / “Way better production!” / “They might have spent an actual $1000 on this…”/ “That’s definitely the best produced album thus far…less Satan…”/ METAL PUNK / “Is that a drum machine or actually bass drums?” / KRACKIN’ UP (with a ‘K’) / “They got away from the Satan thing…”  (59:55): Prime Evil (1989) / First album with Tony Dolan (aka Demolition Man) / “Oooh, 2 producers…I’ll bet they spent $1200 on this…”/ PRIME EVIL / “They might have spent $2000 on this, dude…”/ “It’s almost like early heavy metal…but it’s way too late…” / “Oh boy…buckle up…”/ MEGALOMANIA (***See also Sabotage***) / “Sting me…”  (1:05:00): “For fun, can we play the #Probot song?” / Probot (2004) / CENTURIES OF SIN (featuring Cronos) / “It’s amazing what a little production will do…”/ “Now is the time to ask questions of faith…”/ “Whaddya mean? He’s ’95 to Present…”/ #recordscratch / “I just wanted to know where the “Venom Inc.” lore came from…” / “It’s like #Queensryche…”/ #spinoff / “It’s like if #Metallica had their logo in bubble letters…” / “Go out there, get all that special candy that your kids get that you’re scared for them to have…send it to US!” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!  / #creepylaugh / #untilthenext #outroreel 

“You can understand everything he says…he’s much more pronunced.”   With Diego Rapacchietti, the “Swisstalian” timekeeper who replaced original drummer Marky “Marquis” Edelmann behind the kit, both Ron Broder (Ron Royce) and Tommy Vetterli (Tommy T. Baron), known collectively as Swiss thrash kings CORONER, have returned with DISSONANCE THEORY, the first new studio album featuring brand new material from the progressive thrash trio in over 30 years and the album which already has thrash fans worldwide shouting proclamations of Album of the Year.   Released on 10/17/2025, DISSONANCE THEORY is easily the finest thrash album in decades and may quite easily take the crown as CORONER’s magnum opus, a master work of progressive, technical thrash tempered with unmatched riffs, majestic solos, and a brilliantly engineered sonic vengeance where the drums, bass, and guitars each sit perfectly within the mix. It’s one of those albums that continues to impress exponentially with each subsequent listen and is, without question, a masterpiece, and an absolute joy to listen to.   “Just when you think all the riffs have been written…NOPE!”  Remember that the word for this episode is “texture” and JOIN US as we celebrate CORONER’s crowning achievement in thrash greatness with the unpredictably precise complexity of tech prog thrash genius, DISSONANCE THEORY. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “There needs to be a heart healthy origami diet…the key is bumps, not lines…”/  “They’re changing…”/ “Are they gonna call it O’Shazzy’s?” / “Why don’t they just call it Lines?” / #PBJ / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “We went a little hard last night, me and the wife…”/ #markthetime / #Oktoberfest / “She had a Reuban, I had a schnitzel…”/ #HelenGeorgia / #AlpineVillage / ***WELCOME BACK TO METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #RockCity / “I’ll let her know that you approve, sir…”   (07:03): PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / “The shirt brings…the sexy back…” / #PatreonShoutout / ***If YOU know the Patreon drum fill, TELL US…and you might just get a surprise…*** / “I think I just learned something…”/ #EmberingEffigy / #SweetwaterLive / ***You can SOCIAL MEDIA US at #YouTube #TikTok #Instagram #Facebook at #metalnerderypodcast***You can give us a call and VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!! / #PissingPost #Shittah #Exodus / “If it’s the song I think it is…it’s an old school #Scorpions cover…” / HE’S A WOMAN SHE’S A MAN (feat. Mark Osgueda from #DeathAngel and #KerryKing ) / “You know what they should rename this song…the ballad of Caitlyn and Chaz…” / “You mean I don’t have to TRANSplain it?” / “Nope!”   (15:26): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  CORONER – DISSONANCE THEORY / Released 10/17/2025 / #Coroner #DissonanceTheory / “If #DreamTheater were a thrash metal band, that’s this…”/ “People are saying #AlbumOfTheYear …”/ Produced by Tommy Vetterli (aka Tommy T Baron) / OXYMORON (creepy intro whispers…) / CONSEQUENCE / “That dude’s still going!” / “Talk about a killer opener…”/ #sorry / “He cupped the microphone…to make it louder…”    (24:24): SACRIFICIAL LAMB / “The mix is (almost) perfect…”/ “Fear not, little flock…the kingdom is yours until I will come…”/ “It sounds like it has space and layers…it’s crisp and its upfront…”/ #raisingthebar / “Everything has its space…it has a very good texture to it…”/ “I think that’s your new word…texture…”/ CRISIUM BOUND / The word for this episode is ‘texture’… / The unpredictability factor of CORONER’s riffs and chords… / “Just when you think…all the riffs have been written… (“NOPE!”) / SYMMETRY (“Iste ego sum…”) #Swisstalian / “How do you make it more bad ass? We’re gonna put an ancient language in there…” / “I am this…”   (33:40): THE LAW “I am the law…for what I am, but I am the law…” / “Somebody’s playing piano…I hear guitar and piano…there’s some piano in there…” / “I think now they’re just there for show…they’re there for texture…” / TRANSPARENT EYE / “This one has a weird walkdown…”/ #fuckingsick / “That’s what I miss about ‘back in the day’…HOW!?”/ “This brings back that feeling…”   (40:28): TRINITY / “It’s like weird metal jazz…”/ “That bass tone is growling…it’s like a presence…and…it’s got texture…” / #wordoftheepisode / RENEWAL (this was the first single (in over 30 years), btw…) / “A little bit of Blackened in there…”/ “He’s Swisstalian btw…”/ “What I like about Ron’s voice: you can understand everything he says…but he’s much more pronunced.”   (48:06): PROLONGING / “Sounds like #Opeth, old #DeepPurple…or #Sabbath …”/ “I wonder who’s playing the organ…” / #whisperASMR / “Show us something we’ve NEVER heard before…”/ #SolarGuitars / Like, Subscribe, and Share / “Fourth walls just don’t matter in this room, do they?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

“That dude is Dracula, man…”   The entire month of October is Halloween. And you can’t do October without TYPE-O-NEGATIVE, as they are the official soundtrack to the month of Halloween.    Released August 20, 1996, OCTOBER RUST, their 4th studio album (or 3rd if you count “Origin of the Feces” as a “live” album, which we actually do, even though it’s technically not) is much more gothy, textured, and atmospheric than previous TYPE-O albums while still maintaining the same gothic, heavy, doom laden aesthetic of their previous albums, making it the perfect sonic representation of all things Halloween: vampires, werewolves, haunted houses, haunted relationships, hot bisexual goth girls who are into threesomes, bottles of red wine, and lonely forests bathed in the colorful, seasonal transformation that is autumn.   It's time to imagine Molly Ringwald dressed as a goth girl for Halloween as you feast your ears on the creepiest, evilest sounding keyboards in metal while summoning Bacchus (the god of wine and revelry and/or tits) to help prepare for this season’s “fistivities”.   Discover the actual definition of “zoanthropic paranoia”, find out what happens when you make a goth girl squirt, and learn about Peter Steele’s lesser known “nickname” when you JOIN US as we rrrrrrroll our R’s rrrrrrright on through creepy season with OCTOBER RUST. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): “I can smell all of that…over here.” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #BlazingAppleFireball / “Sometimes there’s after tang on apple…”/ “Something with bubbles…”/ #nerd / #RussellsFoodReflections / “I need that tool…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #alltheholes / #upcomingmetalshows / #markthetime / “Mmmkay…” / ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube and #TikTok at #MetalNerderyPodcast & EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com & VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!***  (08:44): ***PATREON SHOUTOUTS!!!*** / ***You can PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ “Wait a minute, this is where you fucked yourself before…” / #All7s / #RussellsMovieReflections #TheNakedGun #Code3 / “Wait, you mean they do it because that’s what their passion is?” / “I’m gonna take a guess here…” / PIECE BY PIECE (Reign In Blood – 1986) / #SlayerOfTheEpisode (16:43): #TheDocket / “October is the month of Halloween…it’s the whole month.” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  TYPE-O-NEGATIVE OCTOBER RUST / NOTE: It’s actually their 4th studio album: Origin of the Feces was actually “not” a live album / “If a girl ever invites you up to her bedroom…”/ #SuicideGirls / #GothMollyRingwald / “Gothic and doom are kinda close…right?” / #PeterSteeleASMR / ***IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY, BE SURE TO GO CHECK OUT OUR TYPE-O-NEGATIVE INSIDE THE METAL EPISODES!!!*** (23:39): “Let it ring out…”/ BAD GROUND/UNTITLED (Intro) / LOVE YOU TO DEATH / #creepykeyboards / The evolution of #Carnivore to #TypeONegative / “It’s very sonic…”/  BE MY DRUIDESS / “He might roll his R’s, dude…”/ “I’ll do anything to make you come…”/  Find out what happens when you make a goth girl squirt… / “It’s plasm, dude…” (30:30): “It might be green…”/ GREEN MAN / #RollYourRs / RED WATER (CHRISTMAS MOURNING) / “I think I read that they’re going to do a tribute tour…”/ “His name’s ‘Kickstand’…”/ #COD / “Let’s bring it back up…perfect, the next one’s about…goth lesbians…” / MY GIRLFRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND / “Just wait, he rolls plenty of R’s on this one…”/ “That sounds like # Halloween right there…”/ “Balls jangle…WOW!”/ “The only thing that scares me about 3-somes and drugs…”/ #allthepoon (41:20): DIE WITH ME / “I guess this is like their #powerballad sort of…”/ There’s a lot of breathing on this album…” / BURNT FLOWERS FALLEN / “God I think she’s falling out of (love)…”/ “The next one is about the god of wine…and revelry…or ‘wine and tits’…the god of wine and revelry and/or tits…”/ “Lively and noisy #fistivities …”/ IN PRAISE OF BACCHUS /  “It’s almost like stoner gothic…”/ #DoomBeatles    (50:10): “Did she have red hair?”/ CINNAMON GIRL (Neil Young cover) / #PeterSteeleASMR / “The next one is just fun to say…”/ #instrumental / #readingisfundamental /  THE GLORIOUS LIBERATION OF THE PEOPLE’S TECHNOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF VINNLAND BY THE COMBINED FORCES OF THE UNITED TERRITORIES OF EUROPA / “I don’t know what zoanthropic means…”/ WOLF MOON (INCLUDING ZOANTHROPIC PARANOIA) / “The definition of zoanthropic paranoia…and/or cannibalism…” / #Druids / “That just sounds like fall…”/ “As a matter of fucking fact…”/ HAUNTED / “I hate the morning…”/ #spokenword #interlude #creepypoetryASMR / UNTITLED (outro) /  BLACK SABBATH (FROM THE SATANIC PERSPECTIVE) / “On this one it is…”/ #bonustrack #BoneUs / “That dude is Dracula, man…” / “That’s the most evil sounding a piano has ever sounded…”/ “We should do that…an album dive of that album…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel 

“I didn’t do stink finger until sophomore year…”   Switzerland is known for a few things with holes in them, most notably their cheese (and quite possibly their chocolate). But the biggest hole Switzerland is known for (other than CERN) is the seemingly endless void between the last CORONER studio album (“Grin” in 1993) and their upcoming 2025 release “Dissonance Theory”, which makes the gap between Tool albums look like a couple of weeks by comparison.    As one of the most technically progressive, avant-garde thrash bands in the entirety of Metal, CORONER are the kings of odd time signatures, unusual chord shapes, and mathematically challenging riffs that set them apart from the rest of the pack, and we’re so glad they’re finally back!   Often called “the Rush of thrash metal”, most likely due to the incredible depth, musical complexity, and texture of music that a 3-piece band of their stature can deliver, CORONER doesn’t sound like anyone else in the thrash metal canon.    Discover the potentially dark traits shared by those with middle names who write in notebooks, understand the line of distinction between “a millionaire and a billionaire”, and find out why sex on Christmas Day ensures you’ll be celebrating birthdays “on the same day as Russell” when you JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with the best roadies Celtic Frost ever had, featuring Switzerland’s masters of techno thrash sorcery, CORONER. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Okayyyy…Gurrrrl…” /  “I saw something interesting in your refrigerator…”/ “#English is a stupid language…”/ #StewieASMR / “I thought I was the #guineapig…”/ “Blackberry and peanut butter…”/ #PBandJ / “Hold on…I’m not ready…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s got a little after brr…”/ “Great big tongs on the end of it…”/ “Tomorrow night I’m working with the ‘special forces’…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “That’s why they pay you18 figures a year…”/ #seniordiscounts / “Does that guy got a boat?”/ “You pulling down some good numbers?”/  “He’s the one that spoke in class today…” / #dadjokesASMR / “Did y’all see my chalice?” / “Shout out to Chelsea…”/ #FronteraMexicanKitchen / “I guess everybody fucks on Christmas…and then everybody’s born on the same day as Russell…”/ #CharlieBrownChristmas #HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas / “I’ll talk to you on Boxing Day, how about that?”/ “Thailand? They’ve got ladyboys here, dude…”   (10:23): “Apparently #serialkillers do a lot of #notebooking …”/ “That’s a girls name…”/ Find out who’s stage name initials are “AH”…” / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT!!!*** / ***PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH!!!*** / #Ravager / FROM US WITH HATE (from Tim) / EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com, SOCIAL MEDIA US at #YouTube, #Facebook, #Instagram and #TikTok / Find out how you know you’re rich…/ “That sounds like #Death…”/ “Darius, if you’re still out there…”/ ***VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “A couple of new listeners…two new recruits” “It might have been the Post and Post Jr…”/ #throatboxing   (20:20):  #TheDocket / ***METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  CORONER – INSIDE THE METAL *** / “How crazy can the riffs be?”/ #Coroner / SYMMETRY (Dissonance Theory – 2025) / “It’s got Latin in it…”/ “Iste ego sum”/ “He said ‘peek-a-boo’…”/ “They are kinda like the #RUSH of thrash…”/ “If you want a Swiss bank account, call these guys…”   (26:34): R.I.P. (1987) / “Look at the logo, dude…”/ “Since they’re a 3 piece…it’s not like the singer has to go off the stage…”/ REBORN THROUGH HATE / “He’s not playing with his dick!?”/ SPIRAL DREAM (lyrics by Tom G. Warrior) / #oough    (30:48): Punishment For Decadence (1988) / “They’ve streamlined their album covers…”/  MASKED JACKAL / “The vocals just disappear on this one…”/ THE NEW BREED / “It got the #Newsted treatment…”/ #LarsASMR / “Let’s fist, c’mon…” / “We’re fisting, it’s fine…don’t make it weird…”/ PURPLE HAZE (Jimi Hendrix Experience) / “The ugly vocals…”   (35:40): No More Color (1989) / “This is like when we all go back to black and white…”/ DIE BY MY HAND / “Hopefully they brought the vocals ‘back to the front’…”/ “That’s Switzerland’s contribution to the thrash canon…”/ READ MY SCARS / #TheClassicLineup / “Sounds like…a superhero with a cape…”   (42:04): Mental Vortex (1991) / ***Check out our #Covers episode…”/ SEMTEX REVOLUTION / “They DO NOT sound like #Whitesnake…”/ #OoohMama /  DIVINE STEP (CONSPECTU MORTIS) / #Latin for “In the face of death…”/ “Those riffs don’t sound like anybody else…”/ “Coroner always had the weird chords like ‘what can your fingers do?’… / “I didn’t do #stinkfinger until sophomore year I think…”/ #BlackDog / “You’re looking at me longingly, and I don’t like it…”/ I WANT YOU (SHE’S SO HEAVY) / #TheBeatles / “Do you miss it, dude?”   (50:50): Grin (1993) / “This is even darker than the other ones…”/ #Aliens / INTERNAL CONFLICTS / “We’ve talked about this briefly…and it’s only with CD’s…the intro…if it’s under 2 minutes, just make it part of the song…(On tapes it didn’t really matter…)”/ “Their cheese has holes in it…their chocolate too, I think it has holes in it…Swiss chocolate doesn’t have holes in it…if you get Swiss meat does it have holes in it?” / #differentcows / THE LETHARGIC AGE / “Got it…”/ GRIN (NAILS HURT) / “It’s almost kind of industrial…”/ “They don’t have it…” / #FuckingAmazon / “Do you think bands should do that?”/ “It’s like a mish-mash quilt of music…”/ #DissonanceTheory / ***Let us know what YOU think about CORONER!!!*** / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel 

Released 10/15/1996, WISEBLOOD, the 5th studio album from CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, is the perfect soundtrack to October and everything that goes with it, including shag carpeting, wood paneling, and fresh greens.   Filled with driving metal riffs and all of the sonic textures that made the 70’s the best decade for music, the “Skynyrd Fried Sabbath” infused 70’s jam band stylings of WISEBLOOD evokes a “super-heavy fuzzy 70’s” vibe that pairs well with the flower of your choosing.    Go fix yourself a PB&J (or a P&BJ) sandwich, relish the privilege of getting a Senior Discount for looking like a wizard at The Chick-Fil-A of burgers, and remember that “pre-AIDS poon is the best kind” when you JOIN US for a dose of retro southern metal with CORROSION OF CONFORMITY and WISEBLOOD.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s gonna be a good show…All 7’s…” / #SiriusXM / “Doesn’t that mean #TheLord though?”/ #TheNumberOfCompletion / #markthetime / “Somebody left a lipstick in here…freshly used…”/ “Siri?” / Be careful what you say because Siri is ALWAYS listening…and always active…ALL the time…/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #RayBanSkynetMeta sunglasses / #RepeatedReflections / “I get it!”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #SeniorDiscount / “I love #Culvers because they’re like the #ChickFilA of burgers…”   (7:30): #RussellsSausageReflections / “Now I want sausage…” / “Y’all knew about the gout attack…”/ “Back to the sausage…” / #markthetimeagain / “They’re just bun length hot dogs…” / A “brief” review of the #NIN show at Gwinnett Arena / “Here’s what the really cool thing was…”/    (15:55): EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com & leave us a rating and a review wherever you download our podcast, FIND US on the social media at #Facebook #Instagram #YouTube and #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast and PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / PATREON SHOUT OUT / ***You can VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / That time when Axl Rose filled in for Brian Johnson in AC/DC / “I thought it was only a couple of shows…”/ #cashgrab / “Bad Axl: that should be the name of his solo band…” / #MyHonk / “Pre-AIDS poon is the best kind…”   (24:15): Psychic Slayer of the episode / “There was so many rascals…”/ #Slayer BEHIND THE CROOKED CROSS (South of Heaven – 1988) / A misspoken Slayer factoid/observation that wasn’t so recent.    (28:16): #TheDocket / “By the time y’all hear this, it’ll be Rocktober…Metaltober…The soundtrack to weed, shag carpeting, wood paneling…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY - WISEBLOOD / Released 10/15/1996 /  “There’s 7 illuminati pyramids…”/ KING OF THE ROTTEN / “It goes from driving metal riffs into total 70’s vibes…like southern rock on steroids” / #SkynyrdFriedSabbath   (34:10): LONG WHIP/BIG AMERICA / “You can’t have the 70’s without 7’s…”/  “If this album came out today, would it be bigger now than it was then?”/ “I hear that, and it’s shag carpeting, wood paneling, fall, and weed…” / #Sativa vs #Indica / WISEBLOOD / “It’s just super heavy fuzzy 70’s…”/ GOODBYE WINDOWS / #SmogMountain / “The coke line inventory is very good, across the board…”/ “I just need like $500,000…”   (45:54): BORN AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME / The problem with being constantly reincarnated with no memory of past lives / “The snooch looks like a #StarCrunch bar…don’t put your dick in it!”/ DROWNING IN A DAYDREAM / “Godzilla!” / “I’m having a hard time between this and Deliverance right now…” / Lightning vs Puppets   (50:50): THE SNAKE HAS NO HEAD / #MrSnuffleupagus / “It’s like #BlackSabbath meets #JimiHendrix…” / THE DOOR / “Originally, Mr. Hetfield was not credited on this…” / MAN OR ASH / “These are primitive times…”/ “A Lot…”/ REDEMPTION CITY / “Break out the relaxers…all the coke lines…”/ “No Quarter…” / “Imagine my face is an acoustic guitar…that’s how they mic it…”   (1:03:53): WISHBONE (SOME TOMORROW) / “That almost sounds like a #DOWN song but I can’t think of which one…”/ “Put your seatbelt on…put your helmet on…and get ready…”/ FUEL / “It’s like 5 distortion boxes all set to loud…you can’t have too much distortion…” / “I am curious to know what the Spanish on this next one translates to…” / BOTTOM FEEDER (EL QUE COME ABAJO) / “The One Who Eats Below” / “It sounds like the new #Iommi sound…not from the 70’s…like modern…”/ “70’s jam band…”/ “It’s like PB& J…or P…and BJ…” / #BirthdayBeej / ***GO CHECK OUT OUR HALLOWEEN SUPER SPECIAL TO FIND OUT ABOUT “THE RUSS MASK”*** / #BOLTH / “Go fix yourself a PB&J or a P&BJ sandwich and THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!” / “Check him out with his meats…” #SwizzleSticks #untilthenext #outroreel 

“Is that Richard Pryor?”   Released 04/21/1992, the 3rd official BEASTIE BOYS studio album, CHECK YOUR HEAD, is a genius title because this album is “all up in here” and is the perfect psychedelic ASMR accompaniment to justify your luxury headphone purchase.    While this episode is more than a little bit “off the reservation” we feel like with the right headphones and the right relaxers you’ll be in just the right mood to really enjoy it from beginning to end.    Loaded up with a wide variety of sonic textures, grooves, and more 70’s vibes than even Tarantino can shake a stick at (including the gratuitous use of Hammond B-3 keyboards and visions of wood paneled walls and orange shag carpeting), CHECK YOUR HEAD is the perfect album to make the trip back to 1974 “back when thunder sounded like thunder”. Get ready for a Bunkerpoon ghost story regarding some paranormal activity captured during our recent Mastodon episode, find out what you’re NOT supposed to do when the red tide reaches the slippery shores of Snooch Gulch, remember that “Eerie Inhabitants 1988 thunder does not sound like 2025 thunder“ and JOIN US for CHRONICLES II: Part II – Off The Reservation with the BEASTIE BOYS and get ready to CHECK YOUR HEAD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:07): “It sounds like Eerie inhabitants thunder…”/ “They had better thunder than we did…”/ “There’s a crack in the ice wall…” / #flatearther / “My ears are perfect…”/ “I can’t see Mt. Everest from my house…”/ “The thunder they had in the 1800’s…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “How long were you married?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Actually it’s part III, officially…”/ #ChroniclesII (04:47): ***PATREON SHOUTOUTS*** / JOIN US on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / “It’s Cream of Crème soup…it’s gonna stick to your ribs…”/ You can EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com with your #Shittah / #LiftTheCurse FLY OR DIE (Don’t Bury The Dream) / “You wanna do it?” / #PsychicSlayerOfTheEpisode / “I don’t wanna play no more…” / #BunkerpoonGhostStory /  “Is that 3-D?” / “Write in 7’s…”/ #Slayer BORN OF FIRE (Seasons In The Abyss – 1990) /  #SmogMountain  (13:27): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  BEASTIE BOYS – CHECK YOUR HEAD / #OffTheReservation / #markthetime / “You guys remember the GOOD thunder?”/ Released 04/21/1992; the 3rd official #BEASTIEBOYS studio album… / NOTE: Polly Wog Stew was their first EP / “We had different sun in 1988…”/ Find out what you’re NOT supposed to do when the red tide reaches the slippery shores of Snooch Gulch. / BEASTIE BOYS (Polly Wog Stew – 1982) / “You put a lot of emphasis on…” (21:47):  #CheckYourHead / JIMMY JAMES / “This next one is the first song on our new album…”/ “Yo, welcome to Rap Nerdery…” / “It’s a LOT different than the first one…”/  FUNKY BOSS / “That’s some 70’s sounding shit right there…” / “Is that Richard Pryor?” / PASS THE MIC    (27:37): GRATITUDE / #onmicburp / #usethoseheadphones / “Sound designed soundscapes for your brain…”/ LIGHTEN UP (with a healthy dose of 70’s Hammond keyboard tones…) / “That’s 70’s right there…all day…”/ FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD  The 70’s atmosphere stuff fair outweighs the rap stuff… / SO WHAT’CHA WANT! / “That’s some 70’s keyboards right there…”   (36:37): THE BIZ VS THE NUGE + TIME FOR LIVIN’ / “That sounds like old school punk…”/  SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE / “There’s a lot of texture to this…that’s just all vibe music right there…”/ “I just wanna get high now…”/ THE BLUE NUN + STAND TOGETHER / Some psychedelic #ASMR to justify your luxury headphone purchase… / “It’s like synthesized farting…”   (44:47): POW / “I’m sensing a huge hairy bush…”/ “Slow it down…” / “You need to handle that for a little bit…it wouldn’t quit looking at me…” / #MyPrecious / THE MAESTRO /  “See, they remixed and remastered the weather…” / GROOVE HOLMES / The sound of Hammond B-3 organ, wood paneled walls, and orange shag carpeting that made the 70’s an epic decade…    (51:17):   LIVE AT P.J.’s / “They say ‘y’all’ a lot…”/ “It feels like it’s 1974 and I’m just hanging out…with the GOOD thunder…”/ MARK ON THE BUS + PROFESSOR BOOTY / #usethoseheadphones / “They’re genius for calling it CHECK YOUR HEAD because this album is “all up in here”/ “It should be called “In 7’s” but it’s not, it’s IN 3’S…”/ “It’s totally 70’s T.V.” / “It’s a lot to digest…”/ #edibles    (1:01:27): NAMASTE / “What do we call him? Is that Harold?” / #readthoselyrics #atmospheric #usethoseheadphones #usethoserelaxers / “Everything we did today was NOT our general wheelhouse…”/ “I’m sorry #KISS fans…”/ “There’s something for everybody…”/ “This was definitely a little ‘off the reservation’…”/ #MushroomChroniclesII / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US! (WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE TRIP!) / #ThePoopCruise / #shitwater / #untilthenext #outroreel 

“In fairness, I guess if they didn’t have the make-up, what would they have? A different career?”   Released March 15, 1976, DESTROYER, the “iconic and mysterious” 4th studio album by KISS, was the first studio release after their breakthrough double live album ALIVE!, which chronicled their first 3 studio albums in a live concert setting and really brought the power and spectacle of the live KISS concert experience of the mid 1970’s to the masses.    Getting winded from tying your shoelaces is “the saddest thing about getting older” after coming to grips with the glaring realization that KISS just isn’t quite as awesome at middle age as it was upon hearing it for the first time in early childhood. But having said that, KISS was most definitely one hell of an exciting place to start one’s journey into the realm of metal.    We’re going to ask that you go ahead and lower any “Great Expectations” you may have had for this episode, because only a “fly by the seat of our balls kinda podcast” such as ours would dare to take on something like this.    Get ready for a “sobering moment”, remember that “Iconic” is the word of the episode, find out which Slayer album included “Fluoride Westone”, discover “how many people it takes to make KISS sound good”, and remember that “it’s nothing but 7’s” when you JOIN US for some “Rock and Roll Spiderman”  as we embark on our trip through CHRONICLES II with PART I: the 4th studio album by “the hottest band in the land”, DESTROYER. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I have a list of what we’ve done…”/ #SlayerOfTheEpisode / “For our April Fools Day episode…“Everything that sucks about R.E.M.”/ “Staaaaaaaahhhhhhhp! Shut uhhhhhhhp!”/ #REMSucksASMR / “Sobering moment…”/ #Harold / “Let’s do…the things and the stuff…” / #BBQASMR / #LimpBrisket / “You’ve gotta let it rest for like an hour…”/ “Sleeping bag…with a “tent over it…” / “Next time I go out on a date, I’m gonna ask a girl if I can put my steak in her sleeping bag…” / #Whoops / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***”This show contains mushrooms, alcohol, and retardation…”***   (05:36): ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY AVERAGE DOUBLE TEAM PODCAST!!!*** / “That’s the saddest thing about getting older…”/ “And frankly…tiresome.” / ***PATREON US at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/  #PatreonShoutout #MetalNerderyPatreon / “It’s a life hack…if you need puss, you put that shirt on…” / GET YOUR MERCH AT metalnerdery.com/merch / ***VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #KenFromConnecticut and some comments regarding #Mastodon and #Ozzy / #WellPlayYourShittah /  “We’re a fly by the seat of our balls kinda podcast…”/ The laziest tattoo choice / #Turnstile HOLIDAY / “This would have been good for the next episode…”   (14:49): “Barbecued or fried? There’s a big difference…” / #PsychicSlayerOfTheEpisode / #markthetime / #Slayer AT DAWN THEY SLEEP (Hell Awaits – 1985) / “7’s…it’s 7’s…nothing but 7’s…”/ “Flouride Westone? Is it Chemical Warfare, maybe? / “To be fair…it’s been about an hour…” / “We should probably go ahead and admit: this is a Chronicle event…”   (18:13): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: KISS – DESTROYER / (***NOTE: We actually did a KISS Inside The Metal on our first Chronicles episode a few years back…***) / “I remember all the cool kids at school had this…” / Released March 15, 1976 / “There must be something about producers named Bob…”/ #BobSeven /  “It’s iconic looking and mysterious…this was like ‘Pre-metal’…”/ “Their show is a big part of what metal is now…”/ “When we were kids, that was probably the closest thing (to metal)…” / DETROIT ROCK CITY / “They’re at the #WaffleHouse…”/ “Alive! Too, btw (NOT AliveII)” / “That’s an iconic riff…”/    (29:15): “Oh yeah, it ends with a crash…”/ KING OF THE NIGHT TIME WORLD /  “I’m sorry, it’s so hard not to hear Al Gore when he sings…” / GOD OF THUNDER / #KingVolumeRecords (“When the drummer brings a riff to practice…” – you can find it on #Instagram) / #TheSDRShow #GaSDigital #GeneSimmonsFromKISS #MichaelJacksonJokes / GREAT EXPECTATIONS (“Just lower ‘em…way down…”) / “See what his mouth can do (and his fingers…and his hands…) / “It’s like a bad version of The Beatles…” / “You guys go on and on about how good #KISS is…” / “No, I talk about their stage show and I thought they were cool…I had the lunchbox, y’know…”   (37:30): FLAMING YOUTH / “Think about how many people LOVE this band though…”/  #ReMasked / SWEET PAIN / “It’s definitely 70’s…” / “In fairness, I guess if they didn’t have the make-up, what would they have? A different career?” / “Yeah…”/ SHOUT IT OUT LOUD / “I think I understand now why it was only appealing to me as a 6-year-old…”/ “The next song is probably the best song they ever wrote…”/ BETH / “That’s how many people it takes to make KISS sound good…” / DO YOU LOVE ME? / “This is what you wanted…I wanted the best…you got the best…” / “It’s instrumental…that’s why it’s better…”/ “I’m sure they’re WAY better live…” / “They were Rock ‘n’ Roll Spiderman”/ NOTE: Beth was the B-Side to Detroit Rock City, not Shout It Out Loud / “As a kid, it worked.” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel #ChroniclesII 

“The look on his face is like a kid on Christmas morning getting everything that he never asked for from Santa…”   July 21,1987 marked the beginning of the GUNS N’ ROSES era of L.A. metal with APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION, the scorching debut album chock full of enough sleaze, swagger, and excess to put the boys in Motley Crue to shame.    If Slayer were the 80’s answer to 70’s Sabbath, then it’s not a stretch to say that G’N’R were the 80’s answer to 70’s Aerosmith, with a loudness that falls right in that “in between” phase of hard rock and heavy metal. Technically, “it’s not metal, but it kind of is…in a way”.   Discover “the worst part about getting older”, realize why overalls always translates to “good barbecue”, hear “the stoner thought of the day” and find out if “girls can tell the difference” when you JOIN US as we soak up some classic late 80’s decadence and debauchery with GUNS N’ ROSES and APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “We gonna do shots?” / #trafficcircle #roundabout / “That’s gonna be good barbecue…stereotypes exist for a reason…”/ “Is it #KoreanBBQ?” / “All you gotta do is just change one letter on certain words and you can completely change the meaning of it…”/ “Demons are fat…everybody’s fat in Hell, bro…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s like a peanut butter and banana sandwich…”/ “It was super appley…” / “The last time I fucked up a butt with an injection…the last time I ruined a butt…”   (06:46): ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “That’s the shitty thing about getting older…”/ ***GIVE US A CALL AND VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #PissingPostASMR / #StonerThoughtOfTheDay / #RapNerdery / “I’ll show it to you if you wanna look at it…”/ #PatreonShoutOuts ***JOIN US ON PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast AND GET YOUR #METALNERDERYPODCAST T-SHIRT!!!***    (13:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  GUNS N’ ROSES – APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION / “It was ’87…”/ Where were YOU when you first heard this? EMAIL US and tell us about it at metalnerdery@gmail.com !!! / “It was like #Aerosmith on steroids…or more drugs…”/ The in-between point of hard rock and heavy metal / “They got so huge…when you start off that big, you can’t keep going…”/ “If you think about the name…I think we all know what they were talking about…”/ #exhausting / “That almost looks like a #BlondeAlbinoSlash in that picture…”/ #BucketsTheDrummer    (23:13): “Y’all can’t see it, but the look on his face is like a kid on Christmas morning getting everything that he never asked for from Santa…” / WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE / “There’s no guitar sound that sounds like Slash’s sound…”/ “Something in the fingers…”/ “I wonder if girls could tell the difference?” / “Remember when you were younger…and there were cuss words?” / IT’S SO EASY / “Why don’t you just…FUCK OFF!” / #profanityistruth / NIGHTRAIN / #cowbell / “Guys, there might be too much cowbell…”/ “It’s kinda like Malcom and Angus…” / “Don’t fuck it up by making it perfect…” / “Without #GunsNRoses there would be no #BuckCherry and without #Aerosmith there would be no Guns N’ Roses…”   (35:53): OUT TA GET ME / “More profanity coming…”/ “If you suck out all the distortion and subdue the guitars, you’ve got Aerosmith in the 70’s…”/ “I realize I made #KerryKing sound like a professional wrestler…”/ Imagine Black Sabbath playing the first album but with Kerry King’s guitar rig / MR. BROWNSTONE / #heroinawareness / “I’ve never noticed it without the headphones…”/ #usethoseheadphones / “If you’re 6 beers in at a party and this song comes on…”/ PARADISE CITY    (44:44): “It’s a little darker…” / #SideTwo / “The beginning is almost Slayerish…”/ MY MICHELLE / “Kinda like metal punk…almost anthemy…is that a word?” / “Sometimes the greatest ballads are all written about drugs…”/ THINK ABOUT YOU / #morecowbell / “That’s what ‘fucking them in the bathroom’ is, dude…” / SWEET CHILD O’ MINE / “Okay we’re good, alright…”/ “I have seen more tits playing Sweet Child O’ Mine…”/ #overplayed / “I didn’t even know about poon yet…”   (53:20): YOU’RE CRAZY / “It’s got like a weird 70’s vibe to it…”/ “I’ll bet we’ll know it when we hear it…”/ ANYTHING GOES / #killercloser / “The song completely changes…”/ ROCKET QUEEN / “Oh! That is real…” / #sexnoises / “I can’t believe he banged his bandmate’s girlfriend, and they recorded it…”/ #sexualrecording / “I don’t know if I remember that as a kid…” / “We made it through! It’s not metal…but it kind of is…in a way…”/ “They were probably still rockin’ some local poon…”/ #LocalPoon / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel 

“This might be my favorite moment in music in 2025…”   Just when you think “all the riffs have been done”, 2025 gives us the gift of BRAND-NEW METAL, including new music from OLD SCHOOL THRASH BANDS, a feat many would call miraculous, considering how long it’s been since these bands have released any new material!    Whether it has been a half decade, a decade and a half, or in the most extreme case, three decades or more, it’s truly glorious to see the classic thrash metal bands of yore regroup and rejoin the fray stronger than ever with some of the finest output of their careers.   Welcome back to “The Average Double Team Podcast”, where we’re all about “shooting ropes” and “painting walls” (especially with regard to new music). Always remember that the reason you ever do anything is “because you’re YOU” so “just be yourself”, have some “grizzled truck stop ASMR” to go with your “perineum sunning” and JOIN US as we dig into a whole boatload of brand-spank metal on our 2025 NEW RELEASAL SHOWCASE.  Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): “Freakin’ huge…” / #electriccallboy / “Welcome back to the Average Double Team podcast…”/ #AverageDoubleteamPodcast / “What’s it called?” / #MetalNerderyASMR / #ASMR / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Dayum!” / “It was just a vinyl that I stretched…”/ “It was actually pretty redneck and pretty awesome…”/ “You gotta lube up the shaft…I was very proud of myself…”/ “Have you watched that yet?” / “You know what the move is? Here’s the move…”/ “You take 2 fingers…”/ “Here…let me show you…”   (10:04): ***WELCOME BACK TO METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #untilthenext / #PatreonShoutout / ***JOIN US on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “I love it, every time…”/ “Tell your hot babysitter…”/ ***GIVE US A CALL AND VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #PissingPostASMR / #TheChronicles / ***You can find ALL of our episodes at #Instagram or on metalnerdery.com/episodes *** / “Y’know, I’m not scared…let’s start early…” / “It’s also after a 5 martini breakfast…”/ “We could just do the #KISS that’s fine…”/ “She doesn’t do any of the freaky shit that the uglies do…”/ “We need to do that album too…” / ***EMAIL US AT metalnerdery@gmail.com ***   (18:01): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  NEW METAL FOR 2025 (Including NEW MUSIC FROM CLASSIC THRASH BANDS)!!! / “They were shooting ropes, bro…”/ “You guys have never even seen it…”/ #Testament (Para Bellum – October 10, 2025) / INFANTICIDE A.I. / “Blast beats are the next level of thrash drumming…” / “You can like melody, it’s okay…”/ “It’s weird that they didn’t get as popular as #Metallica …”/ “We are probably gonna reboot some old episodes because we blew our load early…” / “I was painting walls…”   (28:32): “How about that new #Coroner (Dissonance Theory – October 17, 2025)” / RENEWAL / “That is such a rad riff…”/ “It reminds me of the best parts of Mental Vortex and Grin…”/ “You’ve not heard it!? WTF is wrong with you!?” / “That song has ear wormed me so bad it made me think I’m autistic…”/ #ItsBecauseYoureYou / “Again…again…again…”/ ***How many songs can you think of that you had to keep playing over and over and over again? ***/ #Forbidden DIVIDED BY ZERO (TBA: 2025-2026) / #Skinner / “This might be my favorite moment in music in 2025…”/ “That’s SO fuckin’ bad ass!!!”/ “He sounds just like Russ (Anderson)…” / “I’m gonna be paintin’ neighborhoods when the album comes out…”   (41:15): “We talked about that on the #VagMetal episode…”/ #spankbank / #ArchEnemy (Blood Dynasty – March 28, 2025) / ILLUMINATE THE PATH / “Dude I wanna take her to a movie and buy her a milkshake…”/ “You’re ruining it…”/ “We’re not gonna talk about it if we’re gonna talk about it so we’re gonna talk about it…”/ #Deftones (Private Music – August 22, 2025) / MY MIND IS A MOUNTAIN / “On the same vein…”/ #RussellsWifeReflections regarding #FallingInReverse / “A BIG fan…”/ “She’s not that big, dude…” / “No I think we’ve heard enough…”/ “WTF? Get this alcoholic, pregnant, mom of 5 out of here, man…”/ “Well I’m working on mine, so…”/ #scorchedearth / “Maybe we’ll get on that list…”/ “When would she get away to be able to see a show?” / “When you’re an adult you don’t call people names…” / 8 minutes and counting…/ “You need to do a whole episode…”   (54:34): “The only way to fix this…”/ “It doesn’t stand out as much as the other stuff…”/ #DarkAngel (Extinction Level Event – September 5, 2025) / EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT / “I’d like to say something for the record…a lot of people on #YouTube are…”/ #AngryMattPodcast / “Now I got a reaction, I feel validated…”/ #ElectricCallboy / STILL WAITING (***Check out our #Patreon episode with Electric Callboy***)   (1:00:00): “You can tell this is the 2nd episode…it’s been about an hour…”/ #Biohazard (Divided We Fall – October 17, 2025) / EYES ON SIX / “This is what you listen to when you’re punching the bag…”/ “October is gonna be a happy, happy month for metal fans…”/ “She was suntanning her butthole…”/ “Here’s the thing dude…it was dark I don’t know what I was doing…”/ #CheVelle (Bright As Blasphemy – August 15, 2025) / RABBIT HOLE (COWARDS, PT. 1) / “All the riffs have been done…”/ #JustBeYourself   (1:06:51): “Let’s do some #CradleOfFilth…”/ (The Screaming Of The Valkyries – March 21, 2025) / TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY / #TacoBell / “It’s anticipated…”/ #GrizzledTruckstopASMR / #Halestorm (Everest – August 8, 2025) / DARKNESS ALWAYS WINS / #chainmail / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US! / “There’s a term for that…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel

“That’s the thing about music…it’s time stamped…it’s the soundtrack of our lives…especially for metal heads…”   The metal world mourns the tragic loss of another legend, and this one hit too close to home...    BRENT HINDS of Atlanta metal pioneers MASTODON was killed on August 20, 2025, in a traffic accident, just months after he and the band parted ways.   There is no other band on earth like MASTODON, and there will never be another guitar player like BRENT HINDS, and so with that, we give you our 2nd installment of MASTODON, focusing on their later work, from 2011’s “The Hunter” to the final album to feature Hinds’ contributions, the progressive double album opus, 2021’s “Hushed And Grim”.   Discover why metal girls are so much better than girls who aren’t into metal, learn the importance of spirit animals and shamans when traveling to other dimensions, and be sure to embrace the power of telepathy when communing with The Ineffable when you JOIN US as we bid farewell to BRENT HINDS and dig into the 2nd half of the MASTODON catalog with MASTODON CHAPTER II: 2010-2025.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “The greatest misheard lyric…” / “It’s really good…it’s perfect…”/ “Looks…tastes…behaves like a peach…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN BUNKERPOON 3-D DIGITAL!!! / #TheAverageDoubleteam / “Did you know, that if you take a tape measure…” / “She went to 73 inches…”/ #findyourage    (05:26): “Up to a point…which is the point of this episode…”/ #BrentHinds #RestInPeace / #allegedly / “Look twice, save lives…”/ “If you’re not using your headphones with your phone in public, you’re an asshole…”/ #onmicburp / “He said to do more, so I’m trying to…I’m working on it…I can only eat so much, I can only drink so much, but I’m doing my best…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBedtimeEdition / “I listen to #Slayer on my phone at the same volume…”   (12:52): PATREON SHOUT OUT: ***JOIN US on The Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “See if you can guess what this is? EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com or VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182 and let us know if you know what this is? / “For somebody that doesn’t like rap…”/ “You’ve gotta be careful, especially with Slayer lyrics…”   (15:51): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  MASTODON VOL. II – 2010-2025: BRENT HINDS IN MEMORIAM / “He was as green as a lime…”/ #BloodMountain BLOOD MOUNTAIN (TRACK 1) / “That sounds like 1984…”/ “If you look at the first four albums, notice the logo…” / The impact of a band’s logo & branding / “They always had a different logo…”/ “Glad you’re excited bro, let’s all fist together…”   (21:50): The Hunter (2011) / “Here’s the hit…”/ CURL OF THE BURL / “It’s got a #QOTSA vibe to it…”/ BLASTEROID / “Your first one?” / “That’s the thing about music…it’s time stamped…especially for metal heads…”/ “That’s #boatmusic when I’m in the boat…”/ “We’ve got to…it’s for us…it may not be your thing…”   (28:46): Once More ‘Round The Sun (2014) / “That album cover is DMT…”/ “What if Norm is Norvyn?” / “If you’ve ever done DMT…that’s what it looks like…”/ #RussellsReflectionsDMTASMR / “He didn’t charge us…”/ “It tastes like smoking a tire…”/ “The best way I can describe it…”/ “You’ve gotta come see this…”/ “It was talking to her in a language she didn’t understand…”/ #TheIneffable / “Keep doing what you’re doing, I’ll see you in about…”/ “And we’re back…”/ THE MOTHERLOAD / “Listen to this riff… / AUNT LISA / #Fucking / “Every time I listen to #Mastodon I’m so confused…”/ “Remission and Leviathan were sludge thrash…”   (43:43): Emperor of Sand (2017) / “You know the cool thing about Bells…”/ “She’s the first girl I ever met who loved Slayer as much as I did…”/ “Andi with an I? Oooooooh, you know what that means, right?” / STEAMBREATHER / “They make the best music videos…”/ #redudeulous / SHOW YOURSELF / “How is Mastodon gonna sound going forward?”   (51:20): Hushed And Grim (2021) / THE CRUX / “When it kicks in, it’s kicking…”/ PEACE AND TRANQUILITY / “Here’s what we should end on…”/ “Shut up…”/ Did y’all hear that? / #AdultSwim DEATHBOUND / “WTF is that?” / #technicaldifficulties #WTF #ParanormalASMR #untilthenext #outroreel 

“We can’t ever talk about this so let’s talk about not talking about it when we’re talking about it…” Released on July 14th, 1992, COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION, the 5th MEGADETH album (and the 2nd to feature “the classic lineup” of Dave Mustaine, David Ellefson, Marty Friedman, and Nick Menza) would become the follow up to “one of the most perfect thrash albums of all time”, featuring a more streamlined, simplified, straight forward approach which served as a sonic palette cleanser to the progressive thrash complexity of 1990’s masterpiece, Rust In Peace. Simply stated, COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION is complex in its simplicity. Even though this might be the most offensive episode we’ve ever made, we’d like to remind everyone that we’re still all about “rainbows and peaches” even though we’ve emphatically stated for the record that “we’re not gonna talk about it”.  Remember proper cell phone etiquette to avoid being bothersome to others, prepare yourself for “The Average Double-Team”, head on down to Dangol County for some “High Speed Dirt”, and last but not least, find out “how to get out of offending anybody” when you “go pick up some honkies” and JOIN US as we start the clock and begin our analysis of MEGADETH’s COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “We’re not gonna talk about it…but you always wanna talk about it…” / “We can’t ever talk about this so let’s talk about not talking about it when we’re talking about it…”/ “Rainbows and peaches, dude…”/ #buttstuff / “It’s more peach-like in flavor…”/ #KoolAidMan / “Is she a #Redskin?” / “Is it the Washington Nationals?” (NOTE: It’s the Commanders.) / #RacistReflections and using your phone in public (where EVERYONE can hear your music, your conversations, etc.) / “So is it racist…?” / “Do you know where #honky comes from?” / “Why don’t we have better slurs?” / #beeroftheepisode / “Let’s go pick up some honkies and go out and do some stuff…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised    (07:27): ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #DreamReflections / “Has anybody caught the new #KingOfTheHill…?” / #RussellsReflectionsNostalgiaEdition / “He LEANS into it…”/ #onmicburp / “King of Hill…”/ #InMemoriam / “There’s some conspiracy…”/ “They’re selling their #voicerights to AI…”/ #DangolCounty / “Dude…the Average Double-team…that’s our new podcast…that’s this side of the table…”/ #TheAverageDoubleteam   (14:44): ***JOIN US on the Socials at #Facebook #Instagram #YouTube and #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast and EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com and VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / ***PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #BunkerpoonRequestLine / #PatreonShoutOut / “We’ll do 3 solo episodes…kinda like the solo albums…”   (17:11): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: MEGADETH – COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION / “Can you believe it’s been 33 years!?” / July 14th, 1992 / #wisdomteeth and #drysockets / “I remember I had these tea leaves…”/ “When they pulled it out…it was purple…”/ “Do you hear that? I hear a lot of gay…” / “This was the follow up to probably one of the most perfect thrash albums of all time…”/ SKIN O’ MY TEETH / “Slurps?” / #rrrrrollthoserrrrrs / “Let’s get to the meat…”/ “It’s very old school…”   (26:26): SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION / “Watch him become a god…” / “Complex in its simplicity…”/ ARCHITECTURE OF AGGRESSION / “That’s a bazooka…”/ “Time to pay with your ass…” / “In 2004, they went back…and fucked up the drums…”/ FORECLOSURE OF A DREAM / “I’m not hungry dude, but thank you…”/ “It’s their #BlackAlbum…”   (34:00): “This was the fun one…”/ SWEATING BULLETS / “It’s an extra 24 seconds long…”/ “Remember the video for this?” / #WAYUPFRONT / “Twenty Daves talking to Dave…”/ “Now I just jump out of airplanes and do kung fu…”/ THIS WAS MY LIFE / “Hey…”/ “That was the end of side 1…” / NOTE: CD’s do not include Side 1 and Side 2. Russell could not have been more wrong. / “Here’s how you can get out of offending anybody…”/ “I don’t identify with that unless it can get me free food…” / “Finish the story…Russell…”/ #WaylonSomething #WaylonJennings #WaylonSmith / #Edgelord / “My wife does not have #toethumbs she has nice thumbs…”   (41:11): COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION / “There’s a #Nirvana song that has a similar progression…it might be In Bloom…”/ “She’s talking about sushi…”/ “I know it’s gonna be an unpopular opinion…the problem is the mix…”/ “How pissed off would you be if you put on #MasterOfPuppets and everything sounded different?” / “The drums on this are completely different than the original…”/ “It sounds like a shitty drum machine…”/ Remixing vs Remastering / HIGH SPEED DIRT / “Doesn’t High Speed Dirt sound like a drug?” / “Dave was ahead of his time because he was singing about AI back then…Psychotron is apparently a #Polaroid camera…”/ PSYCHOTRON / “What did #whatshisdick say to #SarahConnor before he banged her back in 1984?” (51:00): CAPTIVE HONOUR / “It’s like a clean scoop…” / “The last one is the most proggy…”/ ASHES IN YOUR MOUTH / “This sounds like it could have been on Rust In Peace or Peace Sells…” / “Asses in your mouth…”/ “It’s after this next part…”/ Potential future #DeathMatch episodes / “If we do that, that’s a bloodbath…” / “So it has aged like fine wine for you guys…”/ “It sounds as different as putting bass on #AJFA and making the drums sound like #StAnger…” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

“I like feet, bro…” Whether it’s the “spooky kabuki KISS” face paint of the 70’s, the “ultra gloves of shame glam KISS” from the 80’s, or the black metal corpse paint of the modern day, MAKE-UP has been a part of rock and metal across a multitude of decades and genres that not only made for a superior stage show but also helped homely looking metal heads look and feel more attractive and confident.    It’s time to take care of the “nut breath”, pretty up the “front gunt”, and manicure the “gash” before you slip on those “acid washed jeans” and head out the door.  Discover who was NOT “an official KISS character”, learn how to streamline your vacuuming schedule, and prepare to JOIN US on the most double entendre laden podcast in metal “where dreams can come true” with MAKE-UP IN METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): “I had a dream the other night…”/ “Can you stop talking for a minute?”/ “You and my wife should get together and just tell each other about all your fucking dreams…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “So…back to the dream thing…”/ “Wait I thought dreams meant nothing…” / “That’s a warning, dude…even though they don’t mean anything…”/ “I always dreamed I’d be in middle management…” / #dreamscancometrue   (08:45): ***JOIN US on #YouTube #Facebook #Instagram #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast and EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com and VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpostASMR / “You know what I hear? It’s the #glovesofshame…” / “It tastes like fruit juice for adults…with drugs in it…”/ ***PATREON SHOUTOUT!!!*** JOIN US on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Sorry, my dreams of #misogyny were coming true…”/ #drumphil / “I almost wonder if we should up the ante…” / “He’s still alive, dude…”/ “I’m gonna mention it…”/ #RussellsReflectionsKillTonyEdition / “So he’s the Greta Van Fleet of Mitch Hedberg…”/ #RussellsReflectionsStillGoingEdition   (21:47): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  MAKE-UP IN METAL / “Is there a #transmetal possibly?” / #Kimdracula or #KimDracula / “It sounds like every other 60’s song…”/ “Remember when he was getting his butt eaten in that movie?” / “He’s got the bone…he’s got a bone on his face…”/ “Makeup, with any artist, has always evolved…”/ #SpookyKabuki / “Dildo man…the golden dildo…”/ “He was like #Zorro…he wasn’t #Starman…”/ #AliceCooper UNDER MY WHEELS (Killer – 1971) / “He’s got #nutbreath now, I can smell it…” / #TheDeclineOfWesternCivilization #TheMetalYears   (32:32): “It’s kinda like the hot chick you knew in high school…”/ #frontgunt / “If I were to play a #KISS song…”/ “I feel like Destroyer is more like KISS’s Load era…”/ “Zero coke lines…shocking…”/ SHE & PARASITE (Alive! – 1975) / “I don’t like that song…”/ “I feel like you’re just relieved this part is over…” / “What about bands like The Sweet?”/ NOTE: The Sweet and Sweet are the same band / “All the guys that are banging super-hot women…”/ #gash / “Of all the crazy shit we’ve said…dude, you just made my dreams come true…” / “Is that the only KISS song you like?” / “I don’t think #dildoman was an official KISS character…”   (44:56): “They wore the jorts…”/ #TwistedSister UNDER THE BLADE (Under The Blade – 1982) / “Let’s go with #Misfits…chronologically they would be next…” / SKULLS (Walk Among Us – 1982) & LAST CARESS (Beware – 1980) / “I never really heard of them before #Metallica…” / #RussellsReflectionsOffTopicASMR / “I would say this guy’s next…it’s Temu #KingDiamond…” / ***Check out our #MercyfulFate #DeathMatch *** / NUNS HAVE NO FUN (Mercyful Fate – 1982)    (56:30): “I heard a wheeze…”/ “They went from scary makeup to glam makeup…that was the beginning of #Poison…”/ “He walks out there with a big turkey leg…” / #MotleyCrue PIECE OF YOUR ACTION (Too Fast For Love – 1981) / “Can we skip to the guitar solo?” / “So after Crue…” / #Cinderella SHAKE ME (Night Songs – 1986) / #TomKeiferASMR / “They had some eyeliner…they weren’t all Poison’d out…”/ #SpookyBukkake #BukkakeKabuki #SpookyKabukiBukkake / NOTE:  Other than Sean Yseult, no one else in White Zombie wore makeup… / “If I was a woman…” / “How does Ozzy do this all the time?” / #mascara & #eyeliner / “I would fuck me…” / “They made ‘em different back then…”/ #annualvacuuming / #WhiteZombie GRINDHOUSE (A GO-GO) (La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Volume One – 1992) / “Oh excuse me…how often does your wife vacuum?”    (1:12:20): “I don’t wanna rush through this…” / ***Check out our Shock Rock episode*** / “I’m curious to know the songs on that…”/ “Rock and Roll Brother…” / #MarilynManson THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (Antichrist Superstar – 1996) / “Sorry Andrew Schulz…”/ “You know what I hate worse is when they say…”/ “Have you seen the back album cover of Show No Mercy?” / #shownomorrissey / “Here’s the weird thing about makeup…”/ “She don’t have like toe fingers or anything…” / “I like feet, bro…”/ “Y’know what, out of fairness, to end the show…” / NOTE: we did play this before, and we’ve also got a #Ghost episode you can check out / “It sounds like crispy chainsaws…”/ LACHRYMA & SATANIZED (Skeleta – 2025) / “There is something inside me…” / “A fidget?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel 

“When you thought it was over…it did kind of a slide down…and then he slid back up and back down again…and then he does it again…” August 8, 2006, marks the first SLAYER album in 16 years featuring Dave Lombardo behind the drum kit with CHRIST ILLUSION, their 10th studio album and their first since the release of God Hates Us All on 09/11/2001.  With the original classic lineup in place and artist Larry Carroll’s trademark macabre album art, CHRIST ILLUSION represents a true return to form for the thrash veterans, effectively picking up where 1990’s Seasons In The Abyss left off. Prepare to understand why the concept of “Uncanny Valley” has become exponentially creepier with the rise of artificial intelligence, discover which track is officially “the title track” and which one sounds like “a Taco Bell combo meal” for Slayer fans, realize that “Nickelback’s not that bad…they’re right up there with Creed” and get ready to enjoy some “sex noodles” when you JOIN US as we try to overcome our “Slayer Arrested Development (which is S.A.D.)” with CHRIST ILLUSION.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): “Me Grok, me know what things are!” / “Destroyer is like their Black Album…you should know all of this…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #tritoon / “We went to a tie up…”/ “Sounds like…sex noodles…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN 5D DIMENSIONS!!!*** / #poonboat / “Why not call the boat a #trypoon…?” / “You think that’s like the monster truck of the water?” / #ponpoon / #RussellsReflectionsBoatEdition / “That’s a LOT money, man!”   (06:26): PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / ***Come JOIN US over on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “The mighty hail…”/ #JustInCaseASMR / #Shittah / #ActusReus RABID DOGS #localmetal #metalcore #deathcore / “Those aren’t Grok Dogs…”/ #EmberingEffigy will be playing at #Yonderways at #TheBlackStrap in Gainesville    (11:23): ***JOIN US on the social media at #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube and #TikTok, EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com and VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I have a little quick thing I wanted to show you…” / “I would say it but I can’t pronounce it…”/ “Hot little Angus…”/ “Apparently when girls talk about size, they’re more into the girth…”   (14:44): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST Presents: SLAYER – CHRIST ILLUSION / The first album featuring the original #Slayer lineup since Seasons In The Abyss / Released August 8, 2006 / #LarryCarroll / “That dude is a DUDE, man…”/ “Interestingly enough…” / “OMG that’s amazing…when you have that spot that you can’t get to…”/ “Then we just gotta go back…we’ve changed over the past 6 years…”/ FLESH STORM / “…and we’re back!” / “When I delete it in post…”/ CATALYST / “When you thought it was over…it did kind of a slide down…and then he slid back up and back down again…”   (25:35): SKELETON CHRIST / “Thrashy and groovy…”/ “Slayer were one of the first…breakdown bands…”/ #GrammyWinner #BestMetalPerformance / EYES OF THE INSANE / #UncannyValley / “Isn’t it like A.I., where it’s almost human but you can tell it is not…?” / The definition of Uncanny Valley / “I am SO fucking tired…let’s just get this out there…”/ “Maybe it was an A.I. generated article…”   (35:00): JIHAD / #CBLE / “There’s an outro part that’s really creepy…”/ “Every time…I get so much boner…”/ “That was mainly written about the 2 towers…but not WTC7…”/ “It’s right over there…on a map, it’s like 6 inches that way…”/ “She frew on a big prane…”/ “That might be one of the few times in life where it’s okay to do acid…”/ CONSFEARACY / “It’s like Dittohead…but opposite…”/ #RussellsReflections regarding #Ozzfest back in ’99 / “That’s a sign of aging…Nickelback’s not that bad…they’re right up there with Creed.”   (47:27): CATATONIC / “It’s kinda nice to hear Slayer do the heavy…”/ “Okay this is gonna sound weird…I feel like every band kinda does this a little bit…they try too hard to be themselves…”/ BLACK SERENADE / “This isn’t me being argumentative…I promise…”/ “You’ve got…Slayer Arrested Development, which is S.A.D.” / “I feel like they’ve got a file on me…check out his shit from last Thursday…”   (55:21): CULT / “That has classic, creepy Slayer vibes…”/ #titletrack / “I feel like that’s the title track…there it is!” / #backmasking / “I wanna get a Supremist meal…”/ SUPREMIST / “It’s good dry…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel #Doomsicle / #recordscratch #outtakes  

“It’s strange to think about a world without The Prince of Darkness…”  It all started on February 13, 1970, with the ominous sounds of chapel bells, thunder, and pouring rain, and it all ended with an emotionally charged, worldwide downpour of tears from fans across the planet on July 22, 2025, the day that OZZY OSBOURNE, The Prince Of Darkness, bade this world farewell and passed into eternity. Ozzy, for many metal heads, represents “the “beginning” of the heavy metal journey. With a “creepy and unsettling” voice that sounded like no one else before or after him, he was, for all intents and purposes, “the first and the last” of his kind in metal, helping to lay the foundations for the countless heavy metal subgenres that would follow and spawning legions of metal heads that would loyally follow him across multiple generations.  Get ready to “quit dick-docking around” for a little bit because it’s time to JOIN US as we “bless that man & bless that band” and pay tribute to the man who helped birth “the most powerful genre of music in the world” as we salute and bid a fond farewell to The Prince Of Darkness with OZZY OSBOURNE – IN MEMORIAM. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “She hangs out…but she doesn’t run off…I said ‘Hey lady’…”/ #markthetime / #Dice / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, NOW (SADLY) IN A #POSTOZZYWORLD *** / #shizirt / “I know but “just do it already…quit dick docking around…”   (03:11): #PatreonShoutOut ***JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerdery.com ***/ #TomDick / ***JOIN US on the Social Media at #metalnerderypodcast on #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube and #TikTok ***/ #drumfill / “That was not gay…” / ***LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I have missed that sound…so much…”/ #PissingPost / “We all knew it was coming…”/ “It’s almost like if suddenly oceans didn’t have water anymore…”/ “Since we’re already in this space…”   (07:56): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: OZZY OSBOURNE – IN MEMORIAM / A #eulogy for #ThePrinceOfDarkness #OzzyOsbourne / Our earliest memories of Ozzy / “His voice as a solo artist was different to me than his voice in Sabbath…”/ “It was a little creepy and unsettling…”/ “He doesn’t sound like anyone else…”/ “I never had any friends that had parents with cool record collections…”/ “Married his 14 year old…cousin…”/ “All our heroes were doing this in the 70’s…”/ “You didn’t realize how mainstream Ozzy was until Tuesday…”/ “He had to do the vocal words…”/ “After you heard the news…what was the first Ozzy song you heard?”   (19:44): “It’s gonna be #OzzyDay from now on…”/ July 22, 2025 #RIP #OzzyOsbourne / “From here on out…”/ “He’s ALWAYS been there…”/ MAMA I’M COMING HOME (No More Tears – 1990) from #JacobDavisGuitar / “The window’s open, the breeze flowing…your balls are out…”/ “Like old #MichaelHedges style…”/ #acousticguitarplayers / “He’s kind of The God of Heavy Metal…”/ “I feel like #TheOsbournes made him more relatable…”/ “She kept that man alive…him and his career…”/ “Think about your parents…Ozzy has always looked like Ozzy…” / #BackToTheBeginning is being proposed to be an annual event/ “The most powerful genre of music in the world…there’s no #PopNerdery podcast, how about that?”   (29:52): “Here’s a thought…”/ #TheFirstAndTheLast #BlackSabbath and #OzzyOsbourne / “Bless that man and bless that band…”/ BLACK SABBATH (Black Sabbath – 1970) / “Get to the fast part…”/ “Vita-macta…facta-mica…”/ PARIAH (13 – 2013) / NOTE: It’s Dear Father / “Sounds like #RATM …”/ “I would trade this for Technical Ecstasy…”/ DEAR FATHER / #TheEnd / “It’s all the same…only the names have changed   (41:41): “In terms of an opener…not only an album opener but your (solo) career opener…” / I DON’T KNOW (Blizzard Of Ozz – 1980) / “Perfect…”/ “Chainsaw metal…”/ “The last song on Never Say Die! was…” / SWINGING THE CHAIN (Never Say Die! – 1978) / “Wait, is that Ozzy!?” / OVER TO YOU / “This album is still infinitely better than Technical Ecstasy…”/ “Those 2 albums became southern rock…you’d listen to this on #DazedAndConfused…”/ “That’d be weird if #Liberace was in Black Sabbath…”/ “Well I didn’t see my balls for a couple of days…” / #mycondolences / “It was 4 this time…”/ GOD ONLY KNOWS (Patient Number 9 – 2022) / “As soon as I said the ‘M’ word…”/ DEGRADATION RULES     ***NOTE: Degradation Rules was released as a single on 07/22/2022, 3 years to the day before Ozzy’s passing. ***   “Crazy…but that’s how it goes…”  - Crazy Train    (55:33): “I mean I never shat on it…” / “You held the cheeks apart…handles and everything…”/ “Sid Wilson…from Scranton…”/ “Has anybody ever translated (the runes) the album cover of Speak of the Devil?” / ***Go check out all of our Ozzy and Sabbath episodes!!!*** / GOD BLESS OZZY OSBOURNE FOR EVERYTHING METAL!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel / “What do you wanna hear!?” / #RestInPeaceOzzy

“Careful back there…”   Generally speaking, an artist’s DEBUT ALBUM will often be quite good, while their SOPHOMORE ALBUM, in contrast, will often be far more advanced, sophisticated, and light years better than the first, in terms of song writing and overall production. While this is more often than not the rule, there are some notable exceptions.   As with asking a parent with 2 kids “which one do you love more?”, sometimes the answer is obvious, and other times it’s “not even close”. And in the instances where dissenting opinions clashed, the resulting debate may have impacted the feelings of others “forevermore”.   It's time to “go get your mom” and bear witness to some “Gonz Bozonders” as we discuss the blockbuster movie magic behind “Shark Week” and prepare to “show no Morrissey” with regard to “butt scissoring” when you JOIN US as we try to determine whether various metal artist’s second albums are BETTER OR WORSE than their first.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “23 lbs down, son…”/ “That’s a heart healthy #origami diet…”/ #semiglutide / “Every time I come, you’re like ‘that’s fine’…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #RussellsTwanglifiedVocals / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY FENG SHUI UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON PODCAST!!!*** / “I’m getting feng shui’d with my Wang Chung…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #ObiOneCanObi / “Oh it smells like green pee…”/ “The cover model on the upstairs magazine…”/ #starcrunch / #uhhhhkay   (06:00): ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***COME AND JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “It’s like two dudes butthole fucking each other…”/ #buttscissoring / ***EMAIL US AT metalnerdery@gmail.com and VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “It’ll probably be out before this episode…the LAST episode…”/ “Don’t choke on those nuts, bro…”/ “I’m fuckin’ trippin’ balls…”/ “You might wanna swallow first…”   (10:30): #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition #Jaws / “That’s not Snowflake…”/ #sharkweek / “Every month is shark week for women…”/ “Oh, you mean like the #moonlanding…”/ “BTW, who owned #MarthasVinyard?”/ “Without men, women would never be mothers…”/ #Duel #StevenSpielberg / #BJAndTheBear #EveryWhichWayButLoose #AnyWhichWayYouCan / “I’m telling you…go get your mom…” / “These guys are assholes…”/ #spoiler / “So anyway, that was Steven Spielberg’s first attempt…”/ “So it’s like #TheShining vs The Shining…”/ “That was his 4th movie (Jaws)…”/ “Sorry, had a couple of beers…(too many)”/ #swallowit / “I know this sounds weird, but…”/ #GonzBozonders / “I might have felt a little weird down there…”   (23:23): “I forget what we’re doing…/ #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  2ND ALBUMS THAT ARE BETTER (OR WORSE) THAN THE DEBUT ALBUMS / “They’re not all gonna be equal…is it better or is it worse?” / “Okay, I’m gonna make this real easy to start…”/ “What?” / Hell Awaits vs Show No Mercy / “How about Shout At The Devil vs Too Fast For Love?” / “I am so lost…exactly…”   (29:43): “Kreator…how about Kreator?” / “Violent…what is it?” / “It’s not that different…it’s not as memorable…”/ “Put on your 1983 hat…Ride The Lightning (was not even out yet) …”/ “I was gonna say DirtBox…”/ Black Sabbath vs Paranoid / “If we’re doing a #DeathMatch…”/ Van Halen or Van Halen II? / “This is effectively a Death Match between first and second albums…”/ #VanHalen YOU’RE NO GOOD (Van Halen II – 1979) / “Maybe Kerry King played bass on all the Van Halen albums…”   (38:28): “I do wanna go back to the #Slayer thing…”/ #titillation / “You like Show No Morrissey…”/ “Progressive? Maybe…”/ “I didn’t fart in your face, I didn’t dishonor your family by farting in your face…”/ The Legacy or The New Order? / “That’s very easy…”/ “It’s like asking a parent with 2 kids ‘which one do you love more?’…”/ Holy Diver or The Last In Line?/  “Careful back there…”/ “No I don’t! OMG, I’m not trying to be difficult!”/ “Let’s make an album real quick…”/ #heshammered / “What are we doing now? He’s lost the argument…you’re doing what women do…because you lost…”/ “That’s the next episode…”/ #forevermore / “So anyway…”   (49:55): “Which #Pantera are we talking about?” / “Okay, that one loses…”/ “Here’s why Vulgar is so much better…”/ “Roadhouse Blues, but heavier…”/ “Toly different…”/ A NEW LEVEL (Vulgar Display of Power – 1992) / “Did it make you feel special in your special place?”   (54:29): “This is gonna hurt…Blizzard or Diary?” / “If you’re talking 1982…”/ #OzzyOsbourne OVER THE MOUNTAIN (Diary Of A Madman – 1981) / #MatthewsReflections / THE ULTIMATE SIN (The Ultimate Sin – 1986) / ***NOTE: This episode was pre-recorded prior to Ozzy’s passing on 07/22/2025. R.I.P. and THANK YOU to #ThePrinceOfDarkness for everything you’ve done for metal!!! #HailAndFarewell*** / “We did the #BarkAtTheMoon dive…put that keyboard back in the closet where it belongs…”   (1:00:15): “What about AC/DC?” / “It was ’81 when Dirty Deeds was released in the U.S.” / “Does she know how to run all the equipment?” / “What about #Exodus? Bonded By Blood or Pleasures? / “I like rabbit holes…”/ PIRANHA (Bonded By Blood – 1985) / “I think I’m done…I should go…”/ ***IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY OTHER EXAMPLES, EMAIL US OR VOICEMAIL US AND GIVE US YOUR 1ST & 2ND ALBUMS…*** / #untilthenext #outroreel 

“There were some heroes and there were some zeroes…”   BACK TO THE BEGINNING, the final concert performance by the O.G. lineup of BLACK SABBATH featuring Bill Ward, Geezer Butler, Tony Iommi, and Ozzy Osbourne (along with an all-star roster of top shelf rock & metal artists) was held at Villa Park in Aston, Birmingham, England on 05/07/2025 (that’s July 5th, 2025 for people in the United States) and raised nearly $200 Million for charity.    While BACK TO THE BEGINNING will go down in heavy metal history as “The Live Aid of Metal”, it also represents a significant turning point and an emotional marker for metal fans from all over the world who came to pay homage and bid a celebratory yet poignant farewell to the Founding Fathers of Heavy Metal and The Prince Of Darkness.   Ladies, prepare to comprehend why Pantera playing Sabbath songs at a Zeppelin tribute is as much a faux pas as “showing up to a funeral wearing a bridal gown”, gentlemen, understand how Slipknot’s Sid Wilson is an absolute genius when it comes to remembering landmark dates with that special someone, and as for everybody else, break out your assortment of relaxers and various modalities of twanglification and JOIN US as we celebrate Sabbath, Ozzy, and all things metal with our take on BACK TO THE BEGINNING. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: metalnerdery@gmail.com Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes:   (00:01): “Mr. Black or Mr. Monkey?” / NOTE: that was actually #CoalChamber with #OzzyOsbourne / “Going forward, I need you to know…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #christmaspeanutbutterballs / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN FENG SHUI BUNKERPOON PARADISE!!!***/ #ragefulreflections #freeair #gasstations / “Dude, that’s a thing…”/ #DiscountTire #DriveUp #FreeService / “Now you go to 2 or 3 and they’re all fucked…”/ “Is it some kind of conspiracy?” / “If anybody sees somebody doing that…” (05:55): “We have a little #shittah…”/ ***EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com or VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182 or PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast*** / “Maybe knuckle deep…”/ #PatreonShoutout / “Apparently…I dropped the whole sack today…”/ #wellplayyourshittah WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #Kalmo from #Finland #BlackenedDoomMetal THY CHOSEN ONE / “Oh that made all the difference…”/ #spokenwordASMR / “The release month is the 16th month and the 7th day…”/ “Smallest to biggest…no, y’all go big, small, big again…” / #ThankYou (12:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  BLACK SABBATH & OZZY OSBOURNE – BACK TO THE BEGINNING POST-SHOW WRAP-UP / “We now live in a #PostSabbathWorld…”/ “I had a really, really, REALLY, bad 4th of July…it was awesome!”/ “Luckily, for some strange reason…”/ “The first thing I saw was this…”/ #BackToTheBeginning #MetalLiveAid #MetalCharity / #JackBlack MR. CROWLEY (Blizzard Of Ozz – 1980) / “Things move fast in the metal community…” / “The only things that I had questions about...WHY?” / NOTE:  #LedZeppelin is NOT from #Birmingham / #NunoBettencourt / #onmicburp / “There were some heroes, and there were some zeroes…”/ “Apparently he’s got a really thick Rolodex…”/ #SabbathBloodyAnthrax / #RussellsReflectionsASMR  (22:22): “She sang amazing dude…she hit a note…the whole band quit playing…” / #LzzyHale #Halestorm PERRY MASON (Ozzmosis – 1995) / “I’m gonna gush…”/ “Bark at the Boon?” / BARK AT THE MOON (Bark At The Moon – 1983) / “Hit it Vernon…” / “All-righty-then…” / #NunoSolo / #onmicburp / “That’s helpful…”/ #rotatingstage / “Oh…play it…trainwreck…”/ #AliceInChains FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS (Paranoid – 1970) / “That’s not a ‘train wreck’…”/ “It’s meaty…and thick…and full…”/ “To be fair…the bigger fuck up was at the very end on the #livefeed where they cut off…” (33:00): “They actually released that as a single…”/ “Here we go…with the negativity…”/ “Why the fuck did they have Steven Tyler come out and not even sing a Sabbath song?” / “It’s kinda like showing up to a funeral wearing a bridal gown…”/ “Let’s see #Pantera play some #BlackSabbath at a #LedZeppelin tribute…” / #RussellsLaughterASMR / “Slayer absolutely destroyed the show…the Slayer set was…what are we doin’?” / #Slayer WICKED WORLD (Black Sabbath – 1970)  (39:00): “I understand the criticism…but #GunsNRoses…they don’t fit as much as the other bands fit…”/ “One album really…”/ “The next band was perfect as usual…”/ #Metallica HOLE IN THE SKY (Sabotage – 1975) / “I like the whole purple motif…”/ “I’ve never heard Johnny Blade played live ever…”/ JOHNNY BLADE (Never Say Die! – 1978) / “I can’t watch Lars Ulrich play drums anymore without thinking about that dude on #Instagram…” (46:06): “Let’s get to the meat…”/ “45,000 tickets sold in 16 minutes…” / #OzzyOsbourne MAMA I’M COMING HOME (No More Tears – 1991) / “I mean, he’s trying…” / “Alright play a Sabbath one real quick…”/ #BlackSabbath N.I.B. (Black Sabbath – 1970) / “It’s kinda cool that he went topless…”/ “Getting old sucks so bad!” / “This was the #LiveAid of #heavymetal…”/ “Who got kicked off? Who was it?” / #Feuds #FeudFuel / “Drama sells…”/ #Loudmouth is actually a #Merger between #Loudwire and #Blabbermouth / “It’s getting really close…”/ #clickbait / “Everybody feels like they’ve got to be a whore for the algorithm…”/ “This is what the internet says…”/ “That’s it. That’s the last time…this is over.” / “I get both sides of it…you could have waited til the day after…”/ #marriageproposal / “He’ll never forget it, and in fairness to guys, that’s probably why he did it on that day…”/ “Propose on #LeapYear …if you get married on Leap Year, you only have an anniversary every 4 years…”/ THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO MADE #BACKTOTHEBEGINNING A REALITY AND A SUCCESS!!! / “If it was great, I did it…”/ ***GO CHECK OUT OUR SABBATH EPISODES!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel / ***BONUS PREVIEW***