SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K

Episode 245 - in which we find we do not care for the film Jungle Goddess.Note - we had some sound issues on one end this time, but those should be addressed in the next episode! Thanks for your understanding.CW: disability slurHost segments: stock footage hallucinations; when you're deciding which thing you hate less, Jungle Goddess or "The Phantom Creeps," you're in bad shape; Dracula's wife; Pickleback; Joe has a finger on the pulse of the line of succession.

Why don't they look? Why don't they look?Host segments: designated crime guy; brought to you by Big Radar (TM); "It's my day for the button, mother!," train stories; explain Steve Bucemi!; shorts and the TikTok economy; Radio Shack roasts.

MiMi made us watch Lady Mobster for her birthday and we didn't hate it!Host segments: The Lucc' is Loose Again; Bipolar Laurel; breaking down the logic of "stuck in a dryer" porn prompts; MiMi gets live-coached through the Rowsdower Cocktail Hour; if you're a mobster, don't turn and look when someone says "look!"; Laurel Targaryan; Who is this young Nick?; every podcast needs a moment where they shout out defunct regional department store chains (RIP Lamont's and Bon Marche); Code Enforcement was the thin green line.CW: brief mention of pedophilia

Oh, hai The Room. You're terrible.Host segments: the poor person in the four-plex; Jorge is tearing us apart; sometimes red flags look like Six Flags; Jeff explains all of it to us; Denny's actually doing pretty good; double duty on Rifftrax/Live; Dark Side of the Room; the mayor is back!

This man made us feel all kinds of ways - none of them good.Host segments: Schroedinger's booty; we do not get the attraction; what is Drake's deal?; No, really - why is he attractive?; other reasons we hate Drake; remember Battle Bots?; bless your timeline with Tom Holland's "Umbrella" performance.