‘Ted Talks‘ - The Ted Hanky Podcast

The Podcast is BACK!!! .... and its an XMAS special. Ted talks helicopter drug dealing and his dislike of rappers presenting home improvement shows. Ted also shares a few changes to his life since the last episode. Mala gives some insight into police operation names, vents his anger at whoever names storms & hurricanes, and pitches his new 'Only Fans' page. Also on the show is a Christmas crime and safety awareness message from Boro Batman and Ted and Mala attend Doriva's Nativity play with hilarious consequences. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏   Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) Music 'Silly Intro' & 'Silent Night' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Frankincense And Myrrh' by Scott Buckley | https://soundcloud.com/scottbuckley Krampus Is Here by Myuu | https://soundcloud.com/myuu Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

It's a sad day as the podcast finally comes to an end after 10 series and 97 episodes, WOW!!  Ted and Mala emotionally reflect on their time recording the show ... but still find time to discuss the upcoming Olympics and some of its rather suspect sporting events.  Listen until the end as a lot of the shows characters who have featured at some point in the 97 episodes bid a fond farewell.  Thank you to everyone who has listened, shared, and contributed to the show. LOVE YOU LOADS!! There will be 3 BONUS episodes released over the coming weeks exclusively for Patrons Supporters.  You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   What a Worldy & Boro Fan TV  CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' & 'Greenlands' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

In this weeks show Ted and Mala look back on their holidays as young lads to the Costa Brava and the Caravan Club in Blackpool, Ted creates a new dystopian comic book character called 'NonceKnife', and it's the season finale of The Rockliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out. Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   What a Worldy & Boro Fan TV  CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

This week the lads reflect back on some amazing times in The Mall nightclub in Stockton .... Mala kicks off about bad shop worker craic, and Ted pulls apart the lazy world of Super Mario.  Plus, the Offshore Boys are back and have been summoned before the Offshore Elders for a very special job offer. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

This week Mala has a very important statement on a new breakaway league from the Teesside Doggers Association, Ted shares his desire to become an influencer, and the lads reflect on their time on hit BBC1 quiz show 'Pointless'. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

This week Ted and Mala talk about their recent beer garden experience, share some interesting stats about Middlesbrough F.C, and promote Nasir's new sun tan lotion for him.  Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'short hair' by Deoxys Beats | https://soundcloud.com/deoxysbeats1 Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

This week Ted and Mala talk ... weather moaners, dogging on a BMX & Sinclair C5, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, and that time the Offshore Boys went on Pat Sharpe's 'Fun House'. Ted also announces his new podcast for the Euro's.  Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

It's an Easter special and Ted & Mala share the real truth about who actually invented CrossFit. The lads also reflect on their time with Dale Winton on Supermarket Sweep. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'The Prodigy Style Track' by Glitch | https://soundcloud.com/glitch Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

This week Ted & Mala discuss: top soap opera flange, a Mad Max style experience they both once had down at Soccer Sensations, and reflect on their time on two primetime television shows. Not for the easily offended .... or Doyles.   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Ragga Groove' by Peyruis | https://soundcloud.com/peyruis Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

This week Ted & Mala have been afternoon drinking and reminiscing about the good old days playing football for Thornaby Rangers and how Branco was forced out of the Boro for constantly splitting the footy socks (Get well soon Branco).  The Offshore Boys pop up on TV show 'Bargain Hunt' and Doyle & Co are flogging Bitcoin. Cracking stuff as always.    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Future Technology' by MaxKoMusic | https://maxkomusic.com/ Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

This week Ted & Mala discuss a Blind Date/Naked Attraction hybrid TV show which includes a rather "different" role for 'Our Graham'. Billy Mac shares his new political message, Ted reflects on a charity squash match with Bono and pitches a new invention idea to help deal with the prejudice of imitating certain accents. The lads also reminisce on their time spent on hit TV show Dragons Den.    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com The Little Flutist’s Dance by Arthur Vyncke | https://soundcloud.com/arthurvost Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

This week Ted & Mala are furious with refereeing slap head Gavin Ward and share some potential dirty tactics to get one over on incompetent referees in the future.  Ted also pitches his new TV talent show 'BRITAIN NEEDS FLANGE' and The Offshore Boys feature in the grand final of Masterchef.  Splendid fun as always!   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Dramatic Adventure' by MaxKoMusic | https://maxkomusic.com/ 'An Epic Story' & 'You're the Champion' by MaxKoMusic | https://maxkomusic.com/ Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner. 

This week Ted & Mala talk about the pubs re-opening, Julie's resemblance to the Ugandan Giant 'Kamala', and the recent landing on Mars.   Plus - The Offshore Boys appear on Channel 4's Naked Attraction and Ted answers all your questions on the 'Ask Ted' part of the show.    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   Boro Fan TV & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'NoWay'3 by PeriTune | http://peritune.com 'One Thing' by Roa Music | https://soundcloud.com/roa_music1031 Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner. 

Ted and Mala discuss finance loopholes for scruffers, Mala shares his disgusting plans for his nursing home retirement, and Ted welcomes back to the show hit feature 'Ask Ted' where the listeners questions are answered open and honestly!   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival  & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'NoWay'3 by PeriTune | http://peritune.com 'Brighter Days Ahead' by Mixaund | https://mixaund.bandcamp.com/ Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner. 

Ted is not happy!! He's been given a Facebook ban for reasons unknown!! Ted and Mala therefore insist on ranking their top 5 social media platforms... but where will Disgracebook now rank?  Also, Barry and Pybo pop up on The Antiques Roadshow ..... Weeeellll.   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival  & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'The Antiques Roadshow Theme Tune' - composed by Paul Reade and Tim Gibson, and published by Air Edel Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner. 

Weeeellll .... it's all about Mala this week. First of all we hear his latest conspiracy theory, then he introduces a new music game and insists Ted plays it ... he even highjacks the advert bit of the show for his own new cop drama 'Mallard'. The mans a crank! ..... It's still a great show though :)    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival  & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Children Of The Stars' by Electronic Senses | https://soundcloud.com/electronicsenses Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner. 

Mala has been home schooling Broadbacks bairn, Ted gets nostalgic about 80's cartoons, and the lads pitch the idea of 'Cheers - The Porno'.  This weeks episode also features behind the scenes Boro docu-soap 'The Rockcliffe Files' where Neil Warlock and Stevie Gibbo are introducing two new players to the match day squad.    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival  & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner. 

Weeellll ... Ted and Mala are furious about the piss poor refereeing from Dean Whitestone in the Boro v Blackburn game .... poor Dael Fry ... now the only cyclops centre back in the Championship.  Also ... the word nonce is mentioned way too much, the lads talk film titles that could have/should have changed, lockdown haircuts, and those silly lips all the lasses seem to have these days.... it's a beauty!   Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival  & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com Miss Summer by Roa Music | https://soundcloud.com/roa_music1031 Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner. 

No waffle - no gimmicks this week as Ted and Mala discuss the one thing they would love to see back on Teesside .... there's some fantastic suggestions, some excellent reminiscing, and some very funny stories!    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival  & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Ceremonial Dance' by Darren-Curtis | https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner. 

This week ... Ted and Mala share techniques for taking a poo in a lasses en-suite toilet and how sex scenes on TV and in films should be made more realistic. Mala also has a huge rant about a Whitby Vicar and fishy smelling goths!  The lads also air the new trailer from 'Offshore Boys Productions'... 'Karate Kidda'    Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival  & The George Pub & Grill, Stockton CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Ceremonial Dance' by Darren-Curtis | https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs in a commercial manner.