Jack Mangan's Deadpan

Not necessarily the last, but it’s the last. Thank you, Ed from Texas (spoiler: a DotF!) and Amy Bowen for your excellent content to finish up the Big Trouble in Little China Palooza.

Undeadpan Palooza about Big Trouble in Little China, featuring: Jack Burton Mangan and Desert Pixie, with an appearance from Lo Pan himself.

You know what The Energizer Bunny, ditto, and Vanamonde always say in times like these. . . Thanks very much to the three of them for taking the time to record their thoughts and insights about Big Trouble in Little China!! More episodes to come, with lots of room left for your recorded thoughts/skits/jokes/ideas/reviews/etc. of the film. Don’t end up in the Hell of Those Who Didn’t Contribute to the Palooza! Chime in with your audio!

An Ununshow? Not the Palooza audio you were hoping for, but audio nonetheless.

Not quite alive, in other words.

Unshows of Deadpan on the wall. . .

Unshow for a new era.

Thanks for making Deadpan The Way. The Deadpan will be with you, always.

The End of the DotF Battle Royale with Cheese Doodle. Finally. Tie-breaker Rotating category: How would these characters be retrofitted for the Steampunk genre? One more episode to go.

Many Bothans died to bring you this episode.

Rotating Category: Jabba’s Punishment. Is. This. The. End?

Happy Halloween, baby. We’re taking an Un this week, but the Final Duel of the Fates Royale With Cheese Doodle will return with the Rotating Category (Jabba’s Punishment) next week. Stay tuned. Watch out for that Red Baron!

Who’d Win in a Fight? Plus some Rounds 1 & 2 ketching up.

Final Doodle of the Fates Royale with Cheese. Categories: Who’s more iconic? Love Prowess.

To meet the overwhelming demand (requests from 2 people), we’ve delayed the DotF one extra week. That’s one extra week to send in your Duel contributions!

Send in your Duel of the Fates thoughts* this week! *jokes, skits, cheers, votes, choices, disparaging remarks, support, jeers, notes of ironic disinterest, etc.

As an added note, The Morris/Ballantine household just had to deal with a tiny broken arm. Get well soon wishes to The Sonic Boom!

Overstuffed with Duel of the Fates explanations! Unshow 95: slicker and more robust than 3.1.

A great chat with the great Tony Mast! Preceded by – – Setup for the Final Duel of the Fates Royale with Cheese Doodle! The categories: -Who’s the most Iconic? -Love Prowess -Who’d Win in a Fight? -Rotating Category (How would this character be sentenced if captured by Jabba the Hutt) -Intangibles -Tiebreaker Rotating Category (How would this character be retrofitted for Steampunk?) The characters: -Mush -Gremlin on the wing -chicken scissors -Huey Lewis -Krista Now (Southland Tales) -Smurfette -Galdalf the Gay -Neil deGrasse Tyson -Jules Winnfield -Cthulhu -Arthur Dent -Clyde from Pac Man -Van’s crap joke of the day -Daisy Duke -Pitfall Harry -Chamberlain Skeksis -Lando Calrissian -Santa Thing -Barbarian Tribal Leader -Ash from Evil Dead -Iron Man -General Lee Millennium Falcon -Zmed -Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science -Tomi -The origami unicorn from Blade Runner

Featuriiiiiing Tony Mast!