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This is "Telehell", Where We cover the worst, the dumbest, the most sin-worthy of TV moments from the past 7 decades. Then, we rate them on a scale based on Dante's 9 circles of Hell. Add dry wit and cheesy jokes to the mix, and you've got something that will last throughout eternity--we hope.

We drop a new episode every Sunday Night (EST) Until then, thanks for coming and remember our Motto:

"If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"
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SPECIAL RE-POST: It has come to our attention that some--if not MOST--of the episode we Just posted may be too annoying for fragile ears. So with that, we present an ALTERNATE, SOFTER Version of the show in question--now with 78% Less Baby & Burping sounds. But don't worry, we're keeping the Original version up just in case there are those who don't mind the noise... Sorry about this.
PART 1: It's bad enough that we have to deal with another TV series where a baby can "Talk" despite its age and lack of motor skills; it's even worse when I have to review it while tending to the needs of future evil souls. ALSO STARRING: Raye Pesner SPONSORED BY:Dave's Archives Annex 3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper ...and (of course) Our Patrons
SPECIAL: I sacrifice a Good Night's Sleep to recap, rejoice and recoil over the events of the 77th Annual Emmy Awards....................Please don't wake me up for 2 weeks. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex3 Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) Our Patrons
We're Back from our Summer pause with something we've not yet done...talk about a show that actually Highlights our Opposition--And when that happens, we're gonna need some mandatory help from upstairs; as we take a look at another one of MacLean Stevenson's Post-MASH Misfires... ALSO STARRING: Joan Bishop Yarnel Mois SPECIAL THANKS to the Forgotten TV (Forgotten.TV) Podcast & their Youtube channel for even Having the show available to review in the first place. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives Annex3 (from the makers of Retrocirq) Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) Our Patrons
You've been asking, we will tell you... 0:00 - Introduction 3:03 - So, Why are we pausing? 6:10 - When will we be back? 6:58 - Changes to our Patreon (Click Here) 10:46 - A NEW Mini-show is coming... 14:13 - More Swag 19:02 - Our NEXT 8 Shows 31:06 - A Tease for our Next Telehell-A-Vision (If we hit 500 subs over there on our YT page) See you in September!
One of the all time greatest TV music composers passed away on June 26th at age 93...Last season, we did an episode about the Life & the Work of Lalo Schifrin on our Patreon--as a tribute, we would like to present that show for you...
SPECIAL: My Radio Days

SPECIAL: My Radio Days

2025-06-1501:27:31

SPECIAL: Long before there was ever a Telehell, I was (and still am) a Radio guy...and since my radio career is now officially old enough to drink, this would be a good time to do a little reflecting on the past in this series of vignettes while I do battle against a Ham Radio unit (Long story). Since this is a little longer than our usual shows, feel free to jump around where needed below: 04:40 - Jingles: A Love Story 26:27 - My Mock Aircheck (c2005) 35:49 - "Local" Commercials (c2006) 49:09 - Me & the BBC (2008 Interview) 1:04:03 - The Tale of "TV Tracks" (2017 Internet radio station) SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RetroCIRQ Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) Our Patrons
MIDSEASON FINALE: "The Bonfire of Vanity Projects" concludes with a simple warning; that just because you CAN do everything in the world of showbiz, doesn't mean that you SHOULD...and that includes hosting talk shows--maybe if this one aired in France, it would've stayed on for Decades. Telehell will return sometime later in the Summer...as always, we'll explain later...but until then, thank you for everything... SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RetroCIRQ Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper And (of course) our Patrons
"The Bonfire of Vanity projects" continues with the single Worst thing Michael Richards has ever done in his career...........I will be taking NO Questions at this time. SPONSORED BY Dave's Archives RETROCirq: The Video Store Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (Of Course) Our Patrons
A few words about The Last of the Great Emcees... Keep his legacy alive by visiting his Youtube Page at Wink Martindale Games
By Special Request; some of you have wanted to hear the bit we did where a Shakesperian actor (played by Mike Davison) read the lyrics to the Hammerman Theme song...I've heard of worse ways to promote our upcoming RIFF OF TWO EPISODES This Saturday, April 5th 2025 @ 8PM EASTERN on our Youtube Channel...So, here 'ya go.
STOP! Hammertime...Or should that be "Stop Hammertime from ever happening again!" Welcome to "The Bonfire of Vanity Projects"; our next 3 shows will be dealing with self-titled shows gone wrong, and this one features things that have to be seen to believed...if only there was a way to show you how bad the animation is...oh, wait...There is... (HAMMERMAN RIFF SPECIAL ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL 4/5/25 @ 8PM EST) ALSO STARRING: Mike Davison Rob Maurer SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RETROCirq Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) our Patrons
For our next Patreon episode request, Chris Michaud wanted us to take a trip into a dystopian world full of Super Powered Trucks, plotlines taken from other movies AND and Australian Battery salesmen...In other words, a Sink Hole along TV's vast highway. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RETROcirq Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper And (of course) our Patrons
CHANGES

CHANGES

2025-03-0210:17

New shows Whenever I feel like it (Doctor's Orders), But I will try to do one once every 2-4 weeks. We'll see 'ya next week for "The Highwayman"
What price would you pay for Love? Well, we don't know much about that, but we do know that one of our Patrons (Chris Michaud) paid a pretty hefty price just to play a Game show host in this one, and you better believe he'll get his money's worth in this look at a 1984 TV Movie that asks just how far are you willing to go to make a buck. ALSO STARRING: Kiersten Davis Joseph Kent Darren Marlar Scott Mason Rob Maurer SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RetroCIRQ Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The ripper and (Of course) Our Patrons
They're Back.........Again..........and this time, they have Political Powers......Woe to the Union... SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RETROCirq Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper And (of course) our Patrons
Dear 2003 TV Viewer, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice an hour of Prime time. But we think you’re crazy for making us put on a Game Show about how crazy these gubernatorial candidates were. You see them as you want to see them… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of them is an ex-sitcom star, and an old guy, and an artist, an Adult film Star, an inexperienced adult, an ex-MTV VJ, and a son of a basketball player…Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Game Show Network. SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RetroCIRQ Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper and (of course) Our Patrons Support the California Wildfire Efforts, visit RedCross.org
SEASON 7 PREMIERE: It's taken us 6 years; but it's time (FINALLY) to not only take down a British TV show, but also a Legend among "Worst TV Shows of all Time"...Was this show innocent, misunderstood satire? Or was there something more Nefarious in mind? SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RetroCIRQ Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev the Ripper And (Of Course) Our Patrons
THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER (We Promise)!!! But BEFORE We kick off Season 7 Next week with 3 shows in a row, we have some unfinished business to take care of...Whatever became of "The Genre-Mat"? Who is this Efficency Guy? and Why don't I appear until the Very End of this? Answers to most of these questions will be revealed...and then casually dismissed, I'm sure! ALSO STARRING: Joan Bishop Andrew Dick Darren Marlar ...and INTRODUCING Joeseph Kent as "Agent Swatt" SPONSORED BY: Dave's Archives RetroCIRQ Kier's Nostalgia Corner Kev The Ripper and (of Course) our Patrons
QUICK UPDATE

QUICK UPDATE

2025-01-0507:52

(INSERT WHATEVER METAPHOR FOR "BITING OFF MORE THAN I COULD CHEW/FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN" HERE) Nothing to worry about, just a MINOR Schedule change + an Update to the increasing amount of subscribers on our Youtube Channel and what we'll do once we hit certain milestones. We'll see you on January 26th...
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