Creepin’ It Reel Horrorcast

Florida has certainly earned its reputation as “death’s waiting room!” In the third -OF THE DEAD installment, we follow a ragtag group of researchers and assholes as they work to discover other survivors, Zed domestication, or maybe even a cure for this coming back to life thing. Add a sprinkle of melodrama, a pinch of of gunfire, a dash of Greg Nicotero (and Bub!), and you get DAY OF THE DEAD! Salute this, maggotheads!

Attention shoppers. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. The Creepin Crew take a bite out of one of the most iconic ZED movies of all time. Following our group trying to survive in their troubled times as the chaos builds. Will this shopping mall be their sanctuary or a well stocked grave?

WARNING: There are spoilers ahead! In the final (possibly?) release of the Halloween series - or at least the end of this particular trilogy - the 40-year story takes a hard and unexpected left turn. What should have been a focus on the showdown between Michael and Laurie, becomes a (sloppy?) character study on a budding serial killer. What prompted this shift? Are we just supposed to forget how the last movie ended? And why on Earth are we introducing new elements and characters during the third act? Buckle up for HALLOWEEN ENDS!!

Get ready for the Haddonfield Macroverse! In this middle child of the 40-year timeline, we get to see the result of Michael’s mayhem on an entire town. Buildings burn, people die. I’m quoting the wrong movie, but that about sums up HALLOWEEN KILLS!

Holy time line skip! That's right slashers and survivor girls, we hit yet another jump in the Mr. Myers story. This time it takes out everything that was in the middle and says "nice try, but screw you". This go around jumps 40 years after the original babysitter killings and we now see a mentally scarred Laurie turning into a gun toting survivalist. Practicing her shot, and prepping for the return of The Shape. We also add in a nice handful of new characters to help flush out the story, that is actually refreshing and gives Michael more targets to slash down.

This week we have probably one of the oddest films out of the whole Halloween franchise. Mr. Zombie is back at it, but this time he cranks it up a few MORE notches. Continuing on with the aftermath of the night that He came home, Laurie and Annie are dealing with the lingering trauma. Michael is also having a very interesting time with the frequent visits from the ghost of momma Myers and a big ol' horse. All while a now famous Loomis goes on an exploitation - excuse me - book tour. While everyone else suffers, Loomis is taking in the cash. Join us for a bizarre and unique take on a very different kind of Halloween tale.

Y'all had enough Halloween? (Gimme some more!) Y'all want the wild kills? (Gimme some more!) Yo Michael where the knife at? (Gimme some more!) I know you all need that. (Gimme some more!) Even though he slaying those kids you can, (Gimme some more!) With the mask and the big crib (Gimme some more!) Everybody try to run and hide! (Gimme some more!) If you want it let me hear you say GIMME SOME MORE! Back at it again in this Halloween franchise with one of the more bottom of the list films. Michael is back (duh) and headed back home (duh) and now has some openings in his schedule for some new clients. The new blood meeting the shape is the cast of a web show from Dangertainment, ran by Freddy (Busta Rhymes - FLIPMODE!), in a very before its time idea by having a group of selected college kids and following them through the Myers house letting the viewers join the journey via body cams. It definitely gives Michael something different to work with, oh and dealing with the kung fu.... watch the movie, it happens.

That’s right Creepin fans, we hit another detour in the timeline for Mr. Myers. It has been 20 years since the dealings with Laurie VS Michael and it has messed Laurie up so bad she had to change her name and move cross country. Well that ain’t gonna stop the Shape. He’s packed up his road snacks and head down to Cali to see his dear old sis. Remember, we are all entitled to one good scare.

So have you ever wanted a crazy cult curse in your Mr. Myers movie? No? Well too bad, it’s what this shin dig is all about. However we do have a young baby face Paul Rudd (not that he ever ages) How did we like it? Well…

This week, our Creepin’ heroes slip on Greg Nicotero’s face and take a peek at HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS. Often regarded as one of the worst of the HALLOWEEN series, we see Jamie go mute, Rachel go pantsless, and Loomis go full Daffy Duck in the fourth installment of the Michael Myers saga. And did I mention the stranger in black who wanders inexplicably around Haddonfield? No? How about random psychic connections? The mysterious appearance of Nordic runes? Sigh… buckle up. It’s another Halloween movie!

We want Michael! We want Michael! NO NOT LIKE THAT! This week, Mistress Meg and Lunchbox tackle fan-favorite: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS! It’s been ten years since Myers and Loomis literally went up in flames and The Shape has come home to cause mayhem, mischief, and murder… his niece? That’s right! It’s a family affair as Michael works his way down the bloodline to his niece for… reasons.

Happy happy Halloween. Silver Shamrock! Picking back up with the HALLOWEEN series, this week we take a look at the franchise outlier and black sheep. In a futile attempt to make an anthology series, Carpenter and crew take a stab at a new concept: witches, curses, masks, and Tom Atkins’ ass! While your mileage may vary, the Creepin’ crew dives into an objective reevaluation of this (maybe) forgotten classic. Join Mistress Meg and Lunchbox as we try to get that damn jingle out of our heads!

1, 2….A bonus episode is coming for you. The Creepin Crew finished the iconic series with everyone’s favorite gloved killer. The Springwood Slasher, the bastard son of 100 maniacs. Mr. Kruger himself. We started this channel with the classic ‘84 film and we rounded out the franchise with the 2010 remake. So we have tallied up our scores from all of our reviews and ranked the films from worst to best… in our opinion. Just remember, don’t fall asleep!

Wake UP! You're bleeding… Time to get divisive, controversial, and a little weird! This week we close out A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET by looking at one of the most maligned remakes in movie history. Freddy is back and he’s darker, meaner, and er, pervy-er than ever! So naturally we have to dive in and dissect. But does this remake of the 1984 classic really deserve as much hate as it’s been getting? Or is it time this movie gets an objective reevaluation?

Miss us? This week, the Creepin’ crew takes a look a WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE. In this meta warm up for Scream, Freddy is back from the dead (kinda) and ready to break into the real world and to shake up LA. Is NEW NIGHTMARE an unsung classic? Or are somethings just better off dead? Join us as we evaluate which category this seventh installment in the NOES series falls into. One thing we can all agree on? Rex was the bestest boi of all!

This week we have us a little vacation from Springwood and take a quick trip to the Bahamas. It’s the return of the Brody Family in this much maligned sequel to the Spielberg juggernaut. This movie has everything: psychic sharks, Michael Caine, boats, and no entertainment value whatsoever! Feel free to blame Lunchbox for this one. The man is a glutton for punishment and is taking Mistress Meg with him! It’s JAWS THE REVENGE!

Who’s your daddy? NOES conceives another one! In Part 5 of this slasher series (and the end of the accidental trilogy), we have ourselves a teen pregnancy, more dream deaths, and a creepy(?) kid. What more can you ask for in a NIGHTMARE film? How about a coherent plot, a scary villain, and fewer dad jokes? Mistress Meg and Lunchbox return with the fifth installment (and shark jumper) of our beloved Freddy franchise. And it’s been a while, but we’re once again a show divided! Listen to find out who defends this ridiculousness - the answer may surprise you. It’s NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: DREAM CHILD

Come back to Freddy! This week we reach the middle of this accidental NOES trilogy series. Nancy is dead and the Dream Warrior survivors go back to high school… for a bit. The highest grossing Nightmare film provides us with some character transitions and more than a few icky special effects. Gear up with Mistress Meg and Lunchbox as we resurrect Freddy and the show with NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: DREAM MASTER.

One, two, Creepin’s comin’ for you… in our return episode we spend some time in dreamland with a certain scar-faced demon. Welcome to prime time with Mistress Meg and Lunchbox as we pick up with A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS.

Oh boy! This week the Creepin' Crew just prove they are gluttons for punishment... Well mainly because of Lunchbox and this gem of an idea. They take on the DUMPSTER FIRES of horror. And kicking it off is Mr. Kruger with Freddy's Dead! A film that gives us all the questions on why new plot points added to the “final” chapter, a John Doe that also makes no sense, and an ending that gives us many many eye rolls. We love horror and can take the good with the bad, but we have to throw a flag on this play. So enjoy!