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We all do something dumb once in awhile, then there are those who go above and beyond.
Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.
Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.
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If you're going to consult with artificial intelligence to see if a crime would result in jail time, do it BEFORE you commit the crime, not after.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's like Richard Applequist was just waiting for his cue. While an Idaho Springs, CO TV reporter was on location giving a description of a robbery suspect (Richard), guess who walked RIGHT into the shot? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It started when Kaila was arrested for suspicion of DUI after committing multiple traffic violations. She called her husband, Matthew, to come get her ... which he did, except HE was drunk, too and got a DUI all his own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
42-year-old Joseph Ramirez was arrested after being approached by two officers on horseback, members of the Lubbock Mounted Patrol Unit. One officer made a joke that his horse could smell narcotics, but Joseph didn't get it and took off running. The horse won that race.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tevin Haywood had quite the day in Marlborogh, Massachusetts. It started with shoplifting from Target. It ended with being arrested for drug possession and tampering with evidence because, when cops arrived for the shoplifting, Tevin shoved multiple plastic sandwich bags filled with drugs in his mouth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A DoorDash driver thought it would be a good idea to call police after delivering trash bags, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet, etc... to a motel room in Sweetwater, TX. It only got more odd from there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Authorities had to execute a PIT maneuver to get Kristian Beall to stop driving the wrong way on a Florida interstate. Even though she was the only one in the car, she told the cops her "husband was driving" her home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Things got hinky for a guy in a Fort Lauderdale, FL Popeyes drive-thru the other night when a drunk girl interrupted his pick-up and demanded a Baconater. Odd considering those are only available at Wendy's. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
47-year-old Terrill Osborne thought it'd be a good idea to express his road rage by getting in the path of the vehicle that had passed him. That vehicle was an ambulance responding to a call, lights and all. Terrill was arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man on a Royal Caribbean cruise jumped overboard rather than pay the Rhapsody of the Seas Casino the almost $17,000 he lost. He's fine, but could be looking at a $250,000 fine and/or up to 5 years in prison. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kasper Lincoln is just a big kid at heart. After he'd had a few "adult" beverages, he borrowed a child's battery-powered toy jeep and went for a ride to get a Slurpee. He found out the hard way you can STILL get a DUI, even behind the wheel of a pink Barbie Jeep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
John Cianci may have found the hack for not having to attend any more weddings. He got drunk at a reception in Connoquenessing, PA and, when the bartender cut him off, John started swinging. The first person he hit was the bride. The BRIDE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Quickly putting distance between you and the crime you just committed is usually "best practice," unless you're really hungry and need a Frosty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When police decide they're going to arrest you, they don't really care what you're up to at the time. Alec Bogus was in a mud bath at Indian Hot Springs in Colorado when cops made their move. Then he made HIS move and got away ... for a little while.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
They wouldn't let him cut in line at the grocery store, that's it. That was enough for 65-year-old Daniel Kenel to attack them in the parking lot and shoot them both in the face with bug spray. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ronald Jackson found out the hard way you do NOT get a cash reward for turning yourself in. He's mad that Crime Stoppers denied him the $500 reward after surrendering to police in Macon, Georgia.The devil's in the fine print.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Michael Hudak had a key to his neighbor's house, in case of emergency. When that neighbor returned home after an extended vacation, a $16k Rolex was missing. Police found out Michael had pawned it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
49-year-old Jason Brooks tried to nonchalantly retrieve his downed drone from someone's backyard in Lutz, Florida. We're thinking he was pretty anxious considering all the drugs attached to his drone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's hard to pull off the "not me" claim when you're standing right there. The driver of a car that slammed into a home's retaining wall told police someone else stole his car and crashed it. The K-9 alerted otherwise and the driver, not his imaginary friend, was arrested for DUI.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drem Benjamin traveled to her cheating ex-boyfriend's house and trashed his truck with a crowbar.Problem #1, it wasn't the right house. Problem #2, that meant it wasn't the right truck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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