Dystopian Hot Dog

Arnie is needed in Tam's kitchen, Marv has deep reflections on his therapy and there's some circus stuff. 

Sexy nations, dead throats, rats and unclaimed/reclaimed baggage are all up for debate in this latest waste of everyone’s time. Never owned a bag. 

We thought we'd talk into a microphone again. Topics covered include graveyards, darts, kidneys, cleavage and Tam's ticker. 

Tam and Marv review My Octopus Teacher. They also discuss panto pranks from Ken Morley and ice cream van arousal. 

First of a double episode. Tam and Marv aren’t really maturing. Brian Blessed, Franz Ferdinand, dog theft, nipple tassels and outdated boxing announcement procedures all come together to create a stew of childish, male vomit. That aside, it’s very good. 

After a lengthy absence caused by a virus, Marv and Tam return. Birthmark maps, zebra sex and a cheese coffin are all mentioned. 

A Covid comeback. They’ve been in lockdown but Marv and Tam are back. Cameroon’s 1990 match up with England is revisited, Game of Thrones gets a mention and the tale of Rip Van Winkle is up for discussion. Oh, and the sound is positively poor. 

The Coronavirus has firmly established itself on our shores and who better to talk about it than Tam and Marv. Water cannon, lions, Esso garages, Coronavirus soap operas and swearing are all involved. Also contains Hitler. 

Tam reports back from Center Parcs and he has some serious racial findings for woke Marv and his cash. An apology to Dave Turner from Swindon, Donald Trump in India, Moon storage and Dean Koontz's CoronaVirus predictions.  Some Knightmare stuff too.

The lads debate the topics of the day once more, Ker Plunk versus Buckaroo, the success of half rice-half chips, the mistakes of TV advertisers and a long overdue exploration of the Hammer Exploding Festival in San Juan de la Vega. An accompanying video of the aforementioned festival https://youtu.be/3PpO0KRPHrM Educational. 

The most scattergun podcast in the Western Hemisphere returns. Sorry it’s been a while.  Tam and Marv spend time discussing the link between the original alcopops and Tom Hanks. We also get an update on young Barney’s toilet journey, the Coronavirus and the real reason why that Geordie flashed the BBC cameras. Crayfish wars, Hitler and the job descriptions of our fingers complete this barrel of arse. 

Up for discussion are Bob Mortimer, Hitler, Bryan Robson, wolf whistling and flashing. Braille is also proven to be past it’s sell by date. 

Tam gets one over on Dyson and, following the success of ToiletWorld, Marv proposes an idea for a theme park in Lanzarote. Also, Ming the Merciless gets a mention at last, Reet Petite’s true meaning is discovered and Tam goes bed hopping. Saucy. 

Russian dwarves, Russians blacking up, Chinese Russians....Those Russians, man. Tam’s cousin has an appointment with Mohammed, Marv works out Greta Thunberg’s issues thanks to some builders and a ladybird’s life is ruined. Plus some helpful tips on adoption and a seagull update.

The 2nd part of episode 17 looks at the truth behind Jack Spratt’s diet, Tam’s toilet based funfair creations and the discovery of Geoff Horsfield. Seagulls unfortunately darken our podcast door once more with their devious ways. Plus, Scooby Doo’s secret and German U-boats. 

First installment of episode 17 and as well as suffering a midlife crisis in Brighton, Tam has also been plunged into sadness by VAR and Bradford. On the plus side, he talks about the birth of German charisma whilst Marv reveals the hidden truth about one of our recent Prime Ministers. Hamster murder and Roy Walker get a surprise mention. 

The 2nd part of episode 16 is here. Ferry-based clown scrapping, an abusive pumpkin addict, an angry transsexual, a squeaky gate and kids named after verbs. Time for the ref to ditch the whistle too. Groundbreaking shite. These tweets are discussed in the episode....  https://twitter.com/martin_byrne67/status/1155519371046981633?s=09 https://twitter.com/SkyFootball/status/1157024393769488386?s=09

1st part of a double episode and the lads discuss pound shops in Kos, Pakistani politics, offended clowns and the dangers of urinating on a ferry. Japanese commuters also make their debut on the show. Usual crap. 

This is a roller coaster of an episode that takes us to animal theft, Newcastle airport, Simple Minds and gender reassignment. Important to note that when you hear the words Van Halen, you replace them with Def Leppard and the same with pineapples and water melons, Mr Prime Minister. Special mention too for the kids of Stoke-On-Trent.

Here we go, 1st part of episode 15 and Tam is educating Marvyn about the moon landings whilst Marv tells Tamlyn all about the time he crapped in a bag for fun. It was 1996 and that's Marv's excuse for everything isn't it.... Also, there's a look at how people (some blokes) have been handling the heat on trains and a touching bit of advice in how best to help an unconscious female on public transport whilst inebriated.