Round N Round

We have finally reached Part 4 of 4 of a crazy day when we recorded enough content to make 4 episodes. Enjoy!Zach Otero and Jeff's visit to his "Irresponsible Podcast"How to Talk to Your Cat About Guns"Knowledge Fight"Penitential FoodsA verb and an adjectiveContinuity mattersAnother Awesome AcronymRocket wordsSurvivorship BiasHow to assess a problemDon't reach the Find Out Phase in a family fightWho's the Air Force's Daddy?Video GamesCo-Worker NamesThanks to Zach Bryan for "Crooked Teeth." Not sure why Jeff picked this song, but Chris rarely understands why Jeff does anything...so...*shrug*Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

We need more than 2.5% of Jeff's mental capacity to make this show work. We think we got there.Announcement: we're going to do a live recording/livestream when we meet for vacation.Upcoming Announcement: if it actually works out and all other subsequent detailsThe Buggles and MTVChris needs a Blackstone; desperately wants one. Wanna give him one?The mysterious origins of bacon greaseThe Cold War was simple and in a weird way, comfortableStanislav Petrov saved everyone's bacon"WTF is burning a CD?"Gen X video technologiesA not so improbable improbabilitySlightly more improbable improbabilitiesChris was the overlap between two disparate school groupsTwo high school classmates meet after high school while going to two different universitiesThe birth of curmudgeonRunning into someone from high school in the dining hallChris nearly dies from a stuffed shell, but manages to dodge a questionHow's the cow?Thanks to RATT for their legendary song!Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

--! Hang on until the end for a special announcement !--This is the first episode from a day we managed to record three episodes, but it takes us a minute to get warmed up. Please be patient, it's worth it (no, it isn't, Chris. it's only out of pity people listen to us. *sigh* Yes, Yes, I know you're exhausted, but please don't take it out on the Listener, Jeff). Jeff finally gets a break, sort ofExcept there's tons of stuff to doMovies, hiking, Father's Day, prepping for the possibility of a guest appearance on Irresponsible PodcastPissy Dog and Pissy CatsGuinea pigs are a delicacy...so are capybara (there's a "The Matrix" reference in here)On to the "News" (it's fun watching/listening to Jeff get worked up over inconsequentials)Button-activated voice-activationJeff throws down a massive dareLine Graph Guessing GameDownward "spike"De Hooch, Vermeer, iPhone, and misleading videosMigrating shipwrecksAsk Gwyneth Anything and get a facepalm worthy question. Jeff makes it really weird.Perfectly Placed Posts by @realnoahadler99 and @xBongking420xA swarm of cows and a swarm of RedditorsNearly killed by an asteroid...but not reallyThanks to the great Bocephus aka Hank Williams, Jr. for "Come and Go Blues."Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

Sooo…here’s the deal. Jeff and I do this podcast thingy partly in an effort to turn it into something people enjoy and partly as an opportunity for us to hang out. Jeff does the heavy lifting for the show. He’s one of the hosts and he does the part where he tries to make this entertaining for you, the Listeneer.Sometimes life gets in the way. Jeff’s working the 2nd shift these days, and it’s pretty intense. Lots going on. This episode is the result of us having a typical convo, but Jeff not having the time, energy, wherewithal or general joie de vie to ACTUALLY try to make it sound better… he did edit it.  A little bit. IT sounds… rough… We think you’ll enjoy it nonetheless.Many thanks to the late and very great, Jerry Reed for his fantastic song, "Another Puff."Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

Carrying on from this week's earlier episode..."Pour Me a Vacation"Human beings trying to create Artificial Intelligence is going to go horribly, horribly wrong.Army spends millions to identify sunny days and cloudy daysBad advice from an eating disorders AI counselorLawyering with AISystemic misogynyThe sender's interrobang (yes, it's an actual punctuation mark...and it's Jeff's favorite)Free plugsPerfect English Grammar by Grant BarrettThe Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows by John KoenigRinglornFunkenzwangsvorstellungMauerbauertraurigkeitIf you can properly pronounce this word (Jeff had his buddy Pedanticles by his side so I'm kowtowing under protest to Jeff's desires)15 ways to connect people and getting them to go away (Thanks, Cynthia!)Unprepared for homelessnessRotting corpses vs. sock puppetsThink Jeff can deepfake me into an episode?The James Delay was intentionally 27 minutes longAll of our downloads are inexplicable, and yet...still: NO...WY...O...MINGJeff has choice words for you. Chris has just given up (despite his assertions to the contrary)If you are the first listener from Wyoming you're gettin' an RnR Swag Bag.Bounty Hunters get one too.Are they Wyomingites or Wyomingians? Yes, yes they areThanks, Lone Star!Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

Pour yourself something to sip while we pour an intellectual vacation in your ears.Work is work.Overpaying for menial labor.No bitchy bitchy to or about Jeff.Calendar countdowns.He really is afraid of Jeff.Independently-thinking legs are no fun.SequuuuuuuuuuueMemesThe 2nd RodeoMeal prep and childrenA gator doing gator things.MMA fighter doing MMA fighter things to a gator.Jarhead doing jarhead things to a gator.Licensed gator trapper doing licensed gator trapper things to a gatorHe's the same guy...and he had help.It’s like déjà vu all over again.Jeff is still a nerdy teen.How to get to a beatdown.Pedanticles makes an appearance.The Whiskey Hell Podcast makes a contribution.Old school words that should never have gone out of style.UltracrepidarianKAKISTOCRACYHard "g" or soft "g"?Fudgel (is it a noun? a verb?)Tax revenues are a little hard to come by these days.Ellipses can be drops of sarcasm.Who's to blame for the melodramatic headline?The early iterations of Skynet make an appearance.Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

This is what win and subsequent victory celebration sounds like for someone with Bipolar Disorder and his friend.I (Chris) have Bipolar Disorder. Wins, either large or small, are often hard to come by. Jeff did the absolute best thing he could for me: he made me feel normal; not by any means other than to have a conversation with me about our various landscaping projects.Thank you, Jeff.Music: "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens (https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU)Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

Once upon a time in a land much like this,there was a feller with an undersized brain, he tried to record a podcast and instead... this boosht was made. Oh and as you can see/hear, we put it out.Shout out (sorta) to Ebony (@ebunny061) Hostess Extraordinaire of:The Film Spark PodThe Sweet & Sour Nuggiez PodcastThe Shooters & Hooters PodcastMother's Day Shopping... ish“Mamma Song” - Cody JinksIf you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

This is kinda like a regular episode, but also not really. Either way, it's a little extra for you this week. You're welcome.I'm going to keep it light on the notes. Just...just listen, it'll be good to lighten your heart. We'd like to acknowledge the following:DannO (Hard Know Podcast)WhiskeyTango (Whiskey Tango Podcast)Mr. Owl (Tootsie Pop Assessor)Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

We're getting back into the groove. Accusations fly. Offense is taken. No apologies are offered. That's just the way we are.Our Mission Statement: Helping the world word better.Our Catchphrase: Words mean thingsWednesdays are not SaturdaysJeff's calendar head goes to H-E-Double hockey sticks in a handbasket with cascading R.U.D.sGratefully he doesn't use up the whole episode ranting about it.Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season!Jeff is, was, and always will be bananers - emphasis addedJeff rants about the BoSux and poor announcing and...This leads us to the headlines...Tragic stories need to be treated with the gravitas they deserveJeff will have a custom-tailored I Love Me jacket whether he wants one or not.The Federal and State-level EPAs suck at their jobs..."Yakety Sax!" (this actually demeans the song)Car rides and fish filetsPeter M. Lenkov, Robert Renee, and Daniel Waters were right!A new bit is proposed: all of the headlines starting with "how" will now be a guessing gameHow did she get 69 cars?Because Science! Physics is all made up...intentionally!Scientists vs. Journalists who think they know scienceChocolate sprinkles for everybody! Yea!Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

*** WARNING: If you have a weak stomach, this episode ain't for you. (But also...yer a yellow-bellied sapsucker if you don't listen) ***Yeah, we know, it's been awhile. How ya doin'? We're doin' pretty good. It's been busy, but things have finally slowed down enough to give you something special...and rare. It's a ramble of reminiscences...fuzzed by time...and tequila.Let us know if you resemble any of our remarks.@whiskeytangop, we have a question.Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

A world of amazing stories! (according to Jeff, anyway). Just the usual, no-nonsense hot takes on poor wordusing.Taking autocorrect to a whole new levelWhen is a secret not a secret?Attention, Porch Pirates!WiFi SignWhich came first...the war or the grift?*laughs in Navy*Offensive or no...print anything that fitsRealplicaTaxes, fees, and extras are extraEverybody loves child laborNo, you turn! No, you turn!Overcorrect and WasteMUTANTCongress is a wasteStealthWeird diamondsportsball singles...*sigh*Go Dutch with childbirthAn unwelcome Christmas surpriseCreators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

And by "Mary" I mean "Jeff."A movie recommendation for you while you eat Grape Nuts and maple syrup.Also...Daylight...Savings...Time...sucks. I hate it with every...fiber...of...my...being. Also, I'm an altruist. I hate it on your behalf.He really had a bug in his keister. I mean...seriously.WYOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!New stickers...QR Codes...keep your peepers peeled.Wants/needs?1 download in Wyoming1 download in ColombiaContemplating contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Never dash the hopes and dreams of a child.Conditional statement(s).When did the '80s end?Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

WYOMING WYOMING WYOMING!CoffeeMate commentsAirpot is a word!If you want to see the pictures…follow us on Twitter and InstagramUnits of MeasureKim & LeoOverdrawn Lottery - we laugh because it hurtsThe Heathen SpeaksGrammar Debate-ishLearning!Don’t be gross with other people’s food. Oh the Irony! LOL!Texas A&M TriviaReveillerasure?“Howdy!” It’s not just for Aggies.Color SchemesBaby BustBillion…with a “B!” If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

When, in the course of corporate events, it becomes necessary to speak to a real-life actual human, you best hope that you have some type of "in" with the company.Also, a well trained textbot. Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

Weakly, news...as usual. They just make it too easy sometimes.Is "airpot" a word? No, and it's "asburd" to think soLiving rent free on property you ownIs it me or does Jeff get a little too cranky sometimes?New York Most does it againVans of catsEditing internsHe said it with his...mouth‽Whose remains are they?How to do news!!!How do you pronounce "aluxe," the mystical Mexican wood-elf? Presidente Lopez-Obrador?Proper issue?If you say it works...it better work.Anniversaries.Who said it first?News Theme 1 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Artist: http://audionautix.com/Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

Just for you, buddy. Wait until the end. Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

We're like Forrest Gump and his Whitman's Sampler box.Jeff went rooting around in The RoundFile®️ again to dig up more of the best* of us. Enjoy!*LOL Creators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

Ya know that meme? The one withe guy that throws a stack of papers and says "F this shiz?" Then in the second frame he says, "No wait, it's only Thursday." THAT ONE? Well... this is the aural equivalent of that state of mind. This is what happens when we false-start a big deal and have to provide something to you, listeneer. We reduce our output, reuse old audio and recycle it into something FRESH! EXCITING! and AWESOME. Also, for the love of all things PLEASE call your cousin in WYOMING and get him to download our show! It's the only state we don't has no representation.#roundnround If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com

Nous sommes vraiment désolés pour le retard dans la livraison de l'épisode que vous êtes si désespéré d'entendre.Nous vous offrons ce petit délice pour vos oreilles en prévision de quelque chose de plus conséquent.Merci pour votre patience et votre pardon.#podcastCreators & Guests Jeff Feightner - Host Chris Dubbelde - Host If you’re ready to make a podcast, make your podcast better or collaborate in another way, contact us at makemypod@fytepro.com