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The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?'
The Dick Show. Get some.
The Dick Show. Get some.
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A fat woman falls down running from a racoon, my friend goes to federal prison, Florida fights mockery, a woman threatens to kill her city council, the WNBA deserves more money, a taboo question scale, a balloon furry dies, Sean's Guitar Talk, teachers are doing a bad job, and a secret email threatens to completely destroy Maddox's timeline of events; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
The new Islamic guitar prophet, Johnny brings in Bums vs. Drones, New York City is punching women, parents and grandparents going to prison for their bad kids, a woman says the moon is made of gas, a new Nazi salute, Dr. Phil turns heel, how to get a PS5 under communism, a guy with no legs dances, Hitler's Mustache, Maddox's Exes Dating Exes, too many men in Canada, being trans at a funeral, Black people paying taxes, and marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A woman craps in a bucket, a feal market in the Slowpocalypse, the Dodgers steal a baseball from a woman, sex working for Jesus, a woman knocks herself out in an MMA match, weird cuck fantasies, violent white liberals, and Boogie is bullying me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Mistaken for gay, camping in the wind, capitalizing on a suicide, a kid hit in the face, Drake Bell being a tease, Lizzo calls it quits, a two-headed wife, the FBI is at your door, trans visibility day vs. Easter, 800 hostages, a sonic boob tattoo, and a sloppy erotic story; all that and more on The Dick Show!
I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool slave auction, an Israeli man calls in to have an argument, and Black Advil; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A meat intervention, the TikTok ban, Sean and Maddox go on a double date, The TENT Partnership program for refugees, the Yaira trailer, murder clearance rates, fat witches and weight journey spells, Dylan Mulvaney's video, the Black Panther game has a "no whites" policy, Riley 2 needs a new co-host (and to lose 200 pounds), and strippers under 21 are banned in Florida; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
1Sean breaks dozens of golf clubs, Karl's "Queer Kids Stuff" show, puzzle practice, Bible questions, Ralph drives a man into $500k in debt, more secret Maddox recordings, falling aid in Gaza, the Joe Rogan Killer, destroying a painting more better, Perspicacity calls in about Vickers and various things, Maddox the Meme Police, and Gamer Gate 2; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
Depictions of simulated tobacco use, Big Everything, getting out of a $200 carnival, hidden Maddox tapes are released, the city counsil slayer, "Aronofsky's Pi", Scrabble words that are not allowed, minimum wage exclusions for bread makers, the FBI combats racism in stock photography, DignifAI for thots, and Dagon calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A fat woman orders a Lyft, Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire world, yeast infection bread, a 16 washing machine-sized asteroid, "freedom isn't free", and long distance relationships; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts, getting over a bad breakup, Biden brings a Black family fried chicken for dinner, and I stop a woman from getting a breast reduction; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A better Putin interview, a guy steals iPhones, lots of Mexicans in the snow Trap Daddy calls in and it's not what you think it is, a reparations lady, The Superbowl over abortions, Gina Carano's stupid lawsuit, and Maddox goes on AM radio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what's wrong with Elmo, tampons in the boy's room, a crazy woman writes in, and a guy wants to trick his girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
The Mona Lisa is disrespected, Title IX defenders, The Stochastic Terrorism Bookfair, neo-cervix screenings, the world's largest penis, Vince McMahon is super MeToo'ed, China makes driving safer, Disney swingers, arrested for jokes in a group chat, a guy gives away money, and Madison Madnes reads the news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Maddox makes another friend who violated a restraining order by attacking her ex, how "crimey" is it getting and why, rain gutters, white people making superhero movies on Mars, Chris the Kiwi's original stalkee, 0nTheJ0hn has another bit, a furry drops some disturbing information on women, actual good advice maybe for the first time, and Eric July goes "scotch Earth" on everyone; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Maddox uses a saying wrong, a frightening erotic story, Chris the Kiwi's first stalkee, a bidet accident, an art class, Sean didn't even know about the Jewish tunnels, John Morrison's hair, swatting a baby, and women crashing planes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Hitomi Tanaka is in Los Angeles, Maddox finally does a live Q&A and goes to therapy and cries to Boogie about me, Sean gets criticized, Oscar Pistorias is out of prison, a rape happens in VR, FatCon, B-holeWeeb calls in, the Niggler blows his bit, and women's new year's resolutions; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year of Dick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it this week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A bunch of fat positivity influencers die of heart attacks, Maddox re-releases re-heated re-spaghetti, Satan is beheaded, the interest on the debt, a very specific voicemail, AI BPD girlfriends, and a fat woman eats a salad...or does she? All that and more this week on The Dick Show
Maddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a woman, and trixie has a new podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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First come, first serve is an ancient and simple concept.
Target used to have the toy section labeled as Boys and Girls aisles. they stopped this about five or six years ago..
Sczahonxüun might not say "To be fair" But he's CONSTANTLY SAYING "You know you know you know you know you know you know you you you know you know like you know like like tou know" :aRage:
Every time Karl is on the amount of LidDeRrOlLy skyrockets, and he wasn't even the worst this time.
The audio quality of The Joe Rogan Experience can't be compared to other podcasts. The first 300-700 episodes are terrible(audio wise), and one of the guests is completely inaudible even when the episode count is nearing 2000.
"Like I mean like something like" Good job Sean....
NTR (Netorare) ISN'T CUCKOLDRY! Cuckoldry is when you're turned on by your beloved getting fucked by other men. NTR is when your beloved is getting fucked by other men and you're NOT into it.
Not looking before you grab the toilet paper? Yeah that was your fault.
If I wanted to listen to prank calls, I would be listening to prank calls and not a podcast ffs.
A CUCKOLD IS SOMEONE WHO ENJOYS WHEN THE WOMAN HE LOVES GETS FUCKED BY OTHER MEN. IF HE DOESN'T CARE THEN IT ISN'T CUCKOLDRY, IT'S INCREDIBLY SIMPLE. OPEN RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN A THING SINCE FOREVER.
I could not hear a single word that woman talking into a can said.
THE FLY IS THERE TO MAKE IT EASIER TO PUT THE PANTS ON OR OFF, NOT TO PULL YOUR TINY DICK THROUGH!
She did way more than just say "kill yourself" to him... She c o n s t a n t l y harangued him, both off- and online.
There's a MAN on the Internet!
A few years ago, Bolton's Time, Love and Tenderness came on in the car and a really good friend of mine who was with me said "That's my jam, turn it up." Somehow, we are still friends.
Dick is half right about comics. when I was a kid, comics were adult stories set in a way that made kids understand things easier. Today's comics are weirdos self inserting themselves as characters and trying to force their weirdo ideas on kids.
The new techno theme sounds like the music from Tron.
I had to Google ambergris. 😂
Oh man, that music playing over the Vito clip is brutal. It makes it harder to laugh at him. I still laughed, but I kinda feel bad for it.
Whole Foods is the worst. I used to live off Hollywood Blvd and the closest store was the one near LA Fitness around Hollywood and Orange. I always found moldy bread and fruit when I went in there. It was disgusting.