Total Train Wreck Podcast

Episode 82 has arrived! This week the boys star off by sending out a salute to the fallen warriors of the US Armed forces as this episode was done on Memorial Day. Good lord those boys can golf. Snyder came up on the weekend and the boys played 36 holes on Saturday. The wind and rain couldn’t hold them back. The boys wonder if they could get the couples rate for a membership at their local course. Zack came up with the idea of trying to make fried ice cream for dessert. In the Walmart parking lot to pick up ingredients Zack made eye contact with a person picking their nose. We all do things like that but which are publicly acceptable? Fun facts this week include polar bear lovers and identical twins! This weeks derailments have Zack backed up in traffic and Carey backed up on the golf course. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 81 has arrived! The boys start off with a stinky one. Not typically the stinky one they talk about but moth balls! Find out what they’re made of and if they’re edible! Is there really enough time to go to the gym during the day? One of the hosts is just too lazy and the other is finding time for it. Sleeping positions...which one is your favorite? Zack and Carey play a round of fun facts! What will you learn today? The fun fact game turns into a lesson about blue whales and elephants. How much does a blue whales’s tongue weigh?  This week’s derailments have Carey stuck in line and Zack waiting on hold. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 80 has arrived! The boys are back. Consistency is neither our name or game but here we are. Special shout out to the the now wife turning 25 this past week. The boys share their favorite memory of her and tell a few of her stories from the week. Cow dung and urine is being used by a select few in India to ward off covid. Surprise surprise...it doesn’t help. Carey explains to Zack what a city kitty is. Pa was listed in the top ten dirtiest states in front of New York. Carey was baffled by that. Zack and Carey have been on as many vacations together as carey has been on with his now wife. Montana here we come...maybe! The boys talk esports again and whether or not they’ll take over. Some fun questions to round off the night from Zack’s I’ll prepared segment. This weeks derailments have Zack not answering and Carey asking why. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 79 has arrived!.After a 3 week hiatus the boys are back! A lot has gone on in the past several weeks. Zack had to deal with quite the mess after his dog was left in the crate too long. The boys boys talk cutterman cuisine and backyard bbq’s. Covid hit the family a couple weeks ago derailing us but thankfully everyone is back on track. When will life return to normal? Supply is low but demand is high with seemingly everything. Now hiring signs are popping up everywhere...are stimulus checks and unemployment to blame? The boys have an idea for a batting cage. Zack suggests Carey builds a tiny home to rent out. This weeks derailments have Zack trying to pull cows out of retirement and carey pulling money from his retirement. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 78 has arrived!. Easter has come and gone! The holidays always go too fast. Zack is tired of cooking on the holidays and just wants to relax. He proposes we all chip in and cater the next holiday. Carey isn’t too keen on that idea. A really smart guy stated that humans could literally build Jurassic park with all the advancements that have been made. Carey and Zack basically give a synopsis of all the movies stating why that would be a horrible idea. Another week and Zack is still begging for an underground bunker now that Russia has developed a weapon capable of creating nuclear tsunamis. Have you ever wondered if you’re living in the Truman show? The boys have and wondered why their writers gave them the script that they gave them. This week’s derailments have Zack full of hot air and Carey letting the cold air in. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 77 has arrived! This week the tables have turned. Zack is the happy one and Carey is a bit cranky. That’s ok though he gets better as they go! Carey’s head is swirling after thinking about all the work that is coming his way. Not to mention his toilet started to leak. Zack went back to school today and did...nothing. Zack gets worried about an impending foreign invader. The boys talk about underground bunkers.....again.  The boys reminisce about the drills they did in school. Uncle Jim’s kubota delivery is stalled due to the Suez canal blockage. The now wife had a couple oopsies already this week. This week’s derailments have Zack paying a fine and carey just wondering why. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 76 has arrived! This week Zack starts a coup to overthrow his co-host. Mr Werner will be making his come back to school. The boys talk about their accidents with their wives. Zack pulled the rug out from under his wife while carey hit the now wife with a tennis ball. March madness has begun and the NCAA is facing backlash. Zack goes on a tirade that leaves the now wife sour. This summer the boys are making a summer bucket list. Golfing, fishing, axe throwing, and whatever else they can fit in. Will life actually allow them to?  This weeks derailments have carey mad at himself and Zack mad at a mystery. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 75 has arrived!. The weather gives the boys a tease of summer then drops back down into the miserable freezing temps. Uncle Jim will be making his comeback in a couple weeks. Which state is the turning point where it’s too cold for southerners but warm enough for northerners? The fellas went axe throwing with their wives and a couple of friends. Find out who lost a toe! Carey enjoyed axe throwing so much he went and built his own target at 8 pm on a Sunday night. The boys talk about the trials and lessons learned with their latest CoffeeNKO’s venture. This week’s derailments have Zack talking to a stranger and Carey wanting to talk to the lumber companies. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 74 has arrived! Short ride on this episode. The boys started off with Zack worrying about not being able to wake up on time after this weekends ufc card ran late. Lil Snip has him trained to be up early so he can keep her from sticking her fingers in the box fan. The third member of CoffeeNKOs may make an appearance this summer. Where would the boys take him? Zack says no to kayaking but yes to hiking. Video games, video games, video games, the boys got a couple of new games to play that they’re excited about. Zack makes the transition to survival games and Carey started ranching. This week’s derailments have Zack mad at his chair and has Carey mad at Giant. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 73 has arrived! The boys are back after a two week hiatus! Looks like the snow is done for this winter so the boys are back at it. Zack took a trip to King of Prussia to buy fancy pajamas with his wife. Carey talks about songs he and the now wife jam out to on road trips. Zack’s car had a run in with a deer...well kind of. Is 40° to early to start wearing T-shirts and shorts outside? Kids nowadays have virtual wood class. How does that even work? Zack and carey talk about projects they had to do in middle school. This week’s derailments have Zack fighting the internet and carey fighting waste management. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 72 has arrived! Winter, winter, and more winter. The boys missed last week due to a heavy snowstorm in their area. Zack and carey faced their own trials and tribulations dealing with a dump of 30+” snow. Big surprise Carey’s plow quit on him. Zack had to shovel his driveway. Did he manage to finish all of it? Did Carey get stuck in Zacks driveway again?(the answer is yes). Covid strikes close to home but luckily not too badly. This weeks derailments have both the boys shaking their heads while in their car. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 71 has arrived! Boy oh boy do the boys start off with a good one. Zack shares what Lil’ Snip got into before he left for the studio. Lil snip also knows how to push Zack to the edge. Carey wants to to know why the guys suck at video games. The boys reminisce about the good ol’ cod4 days. Carey can’t figure out why he keeps dying in Tarkov. The boys discuss whether or not gym class should be split. Zack sheds some light on why some kids may not want to participate in gym class. The Now Wife wants the boys to compete in a savage race. This week’s derailments have Zack shaking his finger and carey jumping out of his seat. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 70 has arrived! The boys start off with a quick did you know! Tortoise shells are used for making guitars which are illegal! Also, bald eagle fathers are illegal to possess as well. Zack has an interesting miscue at Lil’ Snip’s dr’s appointment. Carey reveals he was just like Zack’s daughter as a child. The boys talk over names for Carey’s future children. Carey was quite disappointed in the bbq chicken pizza on fight days. This week’s derailment has both Zack and Carey scrambling for a better picture. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 69 has arrived! The conductor and the ticket puncher are back in action! Carey starts it off with a troubling even that occurred at dinner. There’s a chance he may have swallowed a toothpick...tune in next week to find out! Carey shared the now wife’s blunders of the week. A terrible attempt at a Russian accent, confusion about rice, and creeped out by a tattoo. The now wife finishes it off by calling doggy coins daddy coins. Zack talks about his Bitcoin investment. The boys discuss the capitol building incident. How has social media crossed into what it has today? This week’s derailment have Zack going postal and Carey utterly baffled. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 68 has arrived! The new year is here and we’re ready to rock! Ok maybe not so much but the show is back on track. The boys start off talking about weird foods/combinations they eat that might be considered a little unique. Pickles...pretzels with ketchup...fried noodles. Zack’s new puppy runs into the runs for the week. Uncle carey gets Rex wound up tighter than a brand new spring. Shower in the morning or at night? Zack’s wife has too many clothes. Find out what he did to them all. The boys talk about their New Years resolutions. This week’s derailments have Zack being disconnected and Carey acting as quality control. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 67 has arrived! Zany Zack and Defeated Daniel are this week’s hosts. Well, they’re still the same old hosts but one had a horrible no good very bad day after this week’s snowstorm. First off the boys discuss hibernation and how great of a winter that would be. Next the boys get into Carey’s bad day. It all started with a broken boot lace and ended with a truck stuck on a slope. Carey talks about the Now Wife and her hijinks. Chicken nuggets and cookie tins, and a dog poop lined road. Zack’s derailment has him putting a lid on his daughter and Carey’s has him putting a stop sign on the road. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 66 has arrived! This week the boys play operation! We’ll sort of...Zack reveals he was scared of operation as a kid. Carey gives a recount of his trip to the doctor. How bad was he overweight? Was his eyesight good? Did they still do the ol’ cup and cough? After the doctors Zack reveals a new member of his family! Blacky and fluffy he got a puppy! Rex is cute but stubborn when it comes to walks. Lil snip decides to be a stunt woman this week. Zack wants to make saturday morning golf rounds a summer staple. The boys talk about all their big spills as kids. This weeks derailments have Zack pressing the gas pedal and Carey slamming the brakes on All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 65 has arrived! Special episode for the boys this week. On a road trip to their buddy’s house the boys recorded outside of the studio. This week’s episode not so surprisingly was all about food. The boys talk about their favorite meals. Zack reveals he’s never had a “home run” of a meal, deeply offending Carey’s now wife. Their buddy Snyder joins in on the fun. Snyder relived his pigeon dish he ate in China.The boys discuss Michelin star restaurants. How much do you think it costs per person to eat at one of those? Tomorrow the boys head to top golf which should make for some interesting videos. This week’s derailments have Zack getting soaked and Carey having to backpedal. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 64 has arrived! Oddly enough, something the boys don’t dabble with too often, they talk about alcohol. Captain and coke, Vodka, and beer. The boys had Friendsgiving on thanksgiving eve and then carey went back to Zack’s for thanksgiving! Friendsgiving started off with some terrible Chinese food but ended with good fun. Who was the winner of this years Most Valuable Eater? One of the boys baked cookies and “chubby hubby” bars which both of the boys took offense too. The now wife is making carey go to the doctor. How old must you be for a colonoscopy?! This weeks derailments have Zack with road rage and carey with checkout rage. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support

Episode 63 has arrived! The boys start off talking about their week. Carey started his week off right by getting a splinter under his finger. Zack discusses his love for biographies and documentaries. Zack got lucky and Lil Snip relaxed in her crib this morning. The boys talk about whether or not it’s ok to option. The answer is yes, however, it is not acceptable to lotion your feet. What in the world is Vaseline used for? Someone on the crew has long nails. This week’s derailments have Zack breaking the doors down and Carey breaking down. All that and much more on this week’s episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thetotaltrainwreckpodcast/support