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This week, Dan and Maureen look at life two weeks away from the 2026 midterm election, which means it’s time to talk about the people who have been inside Maureen’s skull this week. And if we’re talking about that, of course we have to talk about everyone’s favorite character: The Tooth Man. You know The Tooth Man, right? Obviously they’re going to get to things like the rotating press secretary and the golf course—but the Tooth Man is here!Also, let’s go to Stupid Versailles in the Says Who It’s Not Quite History Corner!Two weeks, SaysWhovia. Gird your loins and count your teeth.  Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Maureen shouldn’t be allowed to tour. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Remember when we said there wouldn't be an episode this week? Well strap in Sayswhovians because not only IS there an episode it is actually RECORDED LIVE AND IN PERSON. In the dark, by a lake, with a rat. So, you know, a very Maureen and Dan live recording, captured while Maureen is out on tour for the Velvet Knife. Or at least trying to be.  Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

It’s almost time for Maureen’s book to come out! She’s getting ready for tour. Someone took all her kitchen drawers and are tooth is exploding, so things are right on schedule!Dan would like to help plan. And also, tell her about Trump’s wonderful plans for the Kennedy Center, some art, and a beautiful arch full of snipers and drones.It’s fall 2026, SaysWhovia. Time to get weird.  Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho