Distinctly Average Radio

In a wet and windy Mercia, some many hundreds of years ago, a woman in a false beard has a very bad day.

In a strange and mysterious land (England), somebody tries to buy a gravy boat.

It’s been a long hot summer and the populace of Swanage are ready to sing in their annual summer fete, but beneath the sands a sinister evil is beginning to stir… What strange fate brings Chaps, Dervish and Bod together once more? What treasure has the Swanage Local Council recovered from the English Channel? What exactly is the best way to move a fridge freezer? Wrap up warm as all is revealed in this new, feature length audio thriller that’ll make sure you never visit the English seaside again!

After minutes of dedicated research, Distinctly Average Radio are proud to present the future of audio drama! Writer: ChatGPT Cast: Natural Readers Music: Aiva.AI Art: DALL-E Editing: A Human Male

Things are looking a bit flat for (former) Cola-Corp Corpa-Colleague Buck, who’s slipped off the Corporation ladder and into the dank embrace of a franchised saccharine mine. Every can has an aluminum lining however and it’s not long before he finds himself a new home amongst the mining population, even if there are mutterings of industrial action on the horizon…