Dam Internet, You Scary!

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SponsorsMint Mobilehttps://www.mintmobile.com/diysPrizePicksVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup!GLDNew customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.gld.comQuinceVisit https://www.quince.com/diys Humanoid robots are running faster, boxing, and getting better every year — so naturally Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud start planning for the robot apocalypse.On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick get into humanoid robot competitions, AI fears, the economy, food and restaurant safety, tipping and delivery-app prices, a reported Power Rangers-related burglary story, and whether it might finally be time to move somewhere and start a farm.Then the conversation gets more personal. Tahir talks about getting older and reconsidering what success actually means: Does he still want maximum Hollywood fame, or would making great work for an audience that genuinely cares be enough? That leads to a conversation about comedy as a craft, short attention spans, IRL streaming, artistic freedom, celebrity, privacy, and why artists like Yasiin Bey, Erykah Badu, Curren$y, and Terence Crawford represent a different kind of success.Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Humanoid Robots Are Getting Way Too Fast01:33 What Happens When AI Meets the Robots?04:42 Economic Anxiety and the “Stop Paying Bills” Plan11:07 The World Humanoid Robot Games13:17 Our Apocalypse Plans Have a Problem14:43 Would You Get Robot Body Parts?17:17 The Great Bill-Paying Boycott Debate20:03 Mint Mobile22:44 People Are Smoking Scorpions?24:22 A Different Way to Think About Giving26:45 Texas Roadhouse Allegations29:55 Why Tahir Is Tired of Eating Out30:30 Tipping, Wages and Restaurant Prices36:45 PrizePicks39:09 The Former Power Ranger Burglary Story41:18 Pitching the “Robber Rangers” Movie43:47 LA Restaurant Health Closures45:09 The Problem With Food Delivery Apps48:00 Could Tahir Leave Hollywood for a Farm?50:02 GLD52:05 Rethinking the Dream53:33 Getting Older Changes Your Definition of Success55:30 Drake, Yasiin Bey and Art vs. Celebrity57:15 Finding the Right Level of Fame1:00:49 Quince1:03:54 Why Some Concert Crowds Feel Different1:04:51 IRL Streaming and Clout Culture1:05:31 Comedy Still Requires the Work1:08:00 Every Entertainment Industry Has This Problem1:09:00 Terence Crawford and Success on Your Own Terms1:09:42 Knowing When Enough Is Enough1:12:16 One Last “Stop Paying Bills” Plan1:14:15 Patrick and Tahir’s Upcoming Projects1:16:48 Outro

SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSORS:  BETTERHELP: https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYSBLUECHEW:  https://www.BlueChew.com, promo code DIYSSTORYBLOCKS: https://www.storyblocks.comKIKOFF Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/diys today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are running on fumes after a marathon day filming their first independent project — but Dam Internet, You Scary! still has plenty to get into.They break down what it took to shoot 32 of 41 planned scenes in one day, the cast and crew who stepped up to make it happen, and why creators may be better off making the project themselves instead of waiting for Hollywood to say yes.Then the internet takes over: a major earthquake hits during surgery in Japan, Tahir and Patrick debate college and practical education in the creator era, a long list of food recalls makes everything in the kitchen feel suspicious, and a Vegas hotel story leaves them wondering where marketing ends and deception begins.Also in the episode: sexually transmitted Shigella, hygiene debates, a sperm donor lawsuit, a terrifying glass bridge incident, contaminated raw oysters, sushi paranoia, and why one viral video isn't enough to build a sustainable creator career.In this episode:00:00 They Survived a 15-Hour Shoot03:27 Getting a 58-Page Script at the Last Minute06:24 32 Scenes Down, 9 to Go08:18 BetterHelp10:48 Doctors Protect a Patient During an Earthquake12:38 Is America Still Leading?16:34 College, Influencers & Growing Up19:39 What It Really Takes to Be a Content Creator22:19 BlueChew24:04 How Is This Much Food Being Recalled?29:02 Texas THC Laws, Politics & Immigration32:32 Remembering America's Racist Restaurant History34:42 Sexually Transmitted Shigella?!36:32 The Great Booty-Washing Debate41:00 The “Genius” Sperm Donor Lawsuit44:13 Can Phobias Run in Families?46:10 Hayden Panettiere & Neutrogena Discussion49:50 Storyblocks52:22 The Vegas Hotel Listing Story55:17 “Stop What You’re Doing”59:04 Kikoff01:02:04 Glass Bridge Panels Blow Out01:04:02 Raw Oysters & Permanent Brain Damage01:06:27 Sushi Suddenly Looks Different01:08:10 A Big Film Festival Announcement01:10:38 Stop Waiting for Someone to Fund Your Idea01:14:05 Tubi and Independent Creators01:14:32 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows & Projects01:16:03 Outro

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