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— SPONSORS —This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.🧠 BetterHelphttps://betterhelp.com/diys💪 BlueChewhttps://bluechew.comCode: DIYS🏀 PrizePicksVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop.Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper:emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game.This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it.👇 Use chapters to jump to the stories you want00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose?14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia?01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up💬 Question for the comments:Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump?👍 Like📺 Subscribe📤 Share with someone who loves weird internet stories#DamInternetYouScary #WeirdNews #InternetCulture #ComedyPodcast #StrangeStories

Uber helicopters?! Robot cars?! Bad tattoos?! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down: Uber’s plan to add helicopters and seaplanes Waymo driverless cars and whether they’re actually safer A wild LA night that ended in tattoos The pettiest reasons people unfollow each other Insane internet crime stories you won’t believe This episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted. 🎧 Listen on all podcast platforms 📺 Watch full episodes on YouTube 👉 Subscribe for weekly episodes 👉 Like & comment your thoughts on Uber helicopters 👉 Share this episode with someone who would DEFINITELY try a robot car Guests: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedandimmoralpod/ Jamila https://www.instagram.com/_iamjamila/ Mecca https://www.instagram.com/meccavellii/ 00:00 – Intro & Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 00:25 – Introducing the Guest (Unhinged & Immoral Podcast) 01:54 – New Year Plans & Podcast Growth 03:41 – LA Night Out That Got Way Too Real 04:22 – Tattoos, Birthdays & Drunk Decisions 06:28 – Icebreaker: Cartoon Voices You’d Switch With 09:35 – Best Versus Battles Ever 13:22 – Bow Wow vs Soulja Boy Cultural Moment 15:08 – Distracted Driving & Clubhouse Horror Story 18:02 – Cutting Hair After a Breakup 19:16 – Pettiest Reasons to Unfollow Someone 23:50 – Uber Adding Helicopters & Seaplanes 27:00 – Ghetto Helicopters & Flight Nightmares 29:33 – Waymo Robot Cars Explained 31:51 – Why Waymo Is Cheaper Than Uber 35:20 – Would You Trust a Driverless Car? 37:29 – $135K Found at an ATM 38:42 – Would You Keep the Money? 41:16 – Sacramento Stories & City Culture 45:18 – Man Claims Cockroach Told Him to Kill 46:30 – Laced Weed & Real Drug Horror Stories 52:02 – Cocaine, Meth & Nose Collapse Story 56:32 – Guest Plugs & Final Thoughts Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

The holidays can bring up a lot — stress, pressure, old memories, and emotions we don’t always talk about. BetterHelp makes therapy accessible, flexible, and tailored to you. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at 👉 https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Christmas looks different when you’re grown — and this episode proves it. On this Christmas Edition of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedians Tyler Chronicles and Correy Bell for a holiday conversation that quickly spirals into petty lies, fast food chaos, TSA conspiracies, therapy talk, and stories that definitely went too far. From haunted houses and mugshots to Little Caesars arrests and White Castle regrets, this episode covers everything you didn’t know you needed on Christmas Day. 🔔 Subscribe & Support • Subscribe for weekly episodes • Like the video to help the algorithm • Drop a comment with your wildest Christmas story • Share this episode with someone who eats Little Caesars on purpose 00:00 – Christmas Fits & Gingerbread Jerseys 01:25 – Guest Intro: Tyler Chronicles Returns 04:20 – Christmas Gifts Don’t Hit the Same as an Adult 07:35 – Warning Labels That Should Exist 13:05 – Haunted Houses & Death Disclosure Laws 15:55 – TSA, Airports & Why Rom-Coms Are Dead 18:05 – BetterHelp Holiday Ad 21:05 – Petty Lies That Got Way Out of Hand 31:00 – Law & Order SVU & TV Cop Logic 36:20 – Mugshots, Selfies & Image Control 43:30 – Pizza Rankings & Fast Food Takes 46:10 – Florida Woman Arrested Racing to Little Caesars 51:20 – White Castle, Chicken Chains & Regret Meals 58:00 – Secret Menus & Extreme Food Combos 1:00:45 – Therapy, Growth & Holiday Reflections 1:02:20 – Birthdays, Holidays & Episode Wrap-Up Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

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💎 Sponsors GLD — New customers get 50% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com make sure to tell them DIYS sent you! BlueChew — First month FREE  ➡️ https://www.bluechew.com PROMO CODE: DIYS BetterHelp — Get 10% off your first month ➡️ https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Cash App — Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches. 🔥 Connect With the Crew Tahir Moore @tahirmoore Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel Guests: Tyler Chronicles @TylerChronicles @Perfect10Guys Jasmyn Carter @_Jasmyn Nick Banks @MrBankshot Mel Mithcell @ItsMelMitch ✔️ LIKE the video ✔️ COMMENT your favorite wild moment ✔️ SUBSCRIBE so you never miss an episode ✔️ TURN ON notifications ✔️ SHARE this episode with a friend who loves chaotic comedy 0:00 | Cold Open Chaos 0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again 0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call 1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check 1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate 3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation 4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk 5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭 6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate 7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories 8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed 9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story 10:20 | Is Batman an Identity? 11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag 12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion 16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂 17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant 18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story 20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate 22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats 23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia 23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations 26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭 34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month 37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels 39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney 41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters 42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences 44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood 45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories 47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life 52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?! 55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does 57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate 58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia) 1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story 1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates 1:11:11 | Sign-Off Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

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