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💎 Sponsors GLD — New customers get 50% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com make sure to tell them DIYS sent you! BlueChew — First month FREE  ➡️ https://www.bluechew.com PROMO CODE: DIYS BetterHelp — Get 10% off your first month ➡️ https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Cash App — Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches. 🔥 Connect With the Crew Tahir Moore @tahirmoore Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel Guests: Tyler Chronicles @TylerChronicles @Perfect10Guys Jasmyn Carter @_Jasmyn Nick Banks @MrBankshot Mel Mithcell @ItsMelMitch ✔️ LIKE the video ✔️ COMMENT your favorite wild moment ✔️ SUBSCRIBE so you never miss an episode ✔️ TURN ON notifications ✔️ SHARE this episode with a friend who loves chaotic comedy 0:00 | Cold Open Chaos 0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again 0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call 1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check 1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate 3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation 4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk 5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭 6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate 7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories 8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed 9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story 10:20 | Is Batman an Identity? 11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag 12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion 16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂 17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant 18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story 20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate 22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats 23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia 23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations 26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭 34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month 37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels 39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney 41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters 42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences 44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood 45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories 47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life 52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?! 55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does 57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate 58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia) 1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story 1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates 1:11:11 | Sign-Off Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?” Tap in, laugh with us, and drop your favorite conspiracy in the comments 🧪🐿️🛫 👍 If you laughed, hit Like 🔔 Subscribe for weekly weirdness S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/diys Kikoff https://getkikoff.com/DIYS Mando get 20% off + free shipping with promo code: DIYS at https://www.shopmando.com 00:00 — Cold open & mic chaos 00:28 — Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! + guest Big Irish Jay 01:38 — Losing weight on the road (energy, exploring cities) 02:43 — 185 lbs down & sweating on stage no more 03:47 — Icebreaker: If you were a Transformer… what everyday object? 05:19 — Drone, air fryer, phone or…? (the debate spirals) 07:32 — Zombie apocalypse: who’s the most useless celebrity? 😬 18:58 — Sponsor: Deodorant read that goes off the rails 21:21 — Travel, AC wars & “The List” plug 23:05 — Topic kick-off: “Zombie squirrels” sighted 23:25 — Why they look like that (fibromatosis, pox family) 26:23 — Rabbits with “horns” (Shope papilloma) & why you shouldn’t touch wildlife 27:20 — Hood tours in real neighborhoods… bad idea 29:26 — Shrimp test positive for cocaine (UK freshwater study) 33:14 — Sponsor: Credit builder (Kikoff) 35:27 — FDA flags radioactive shrimp recall (what to avoid) 39:21 — Denver Airport conspiracies: blue horse, murals, gargoyles 44:55 — Sponsor: BlueChew—legendary ad read 47:29 — “Damn That’s Creepy”: Alaska Triangle disappearances 50:08 — Volcano/alien base tales & USOs from the water 51:08 — Viral athlete name controversy (the “ultimate pass” hats) 55:10 — Antarctica’s first attempted homicide… over book spoilers 01:01:06 — Big Irish Jay tour dates (Rapid City, Tucson, Manteca) 01:01:55 — Show plugs: BET+ “Churchy”  01:02:40 — Wrap up Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million. We also dive into: 🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?! 🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid) 🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin 🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious? Plus, find out which exotic dish we’d serve our moms and which one we’d rather cook ourselves. 📺 Watch more episodes on Tubi! 🎧 Subscribe for more wild stories, bizarre facts, and Internet chaos. #DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #WeirdFacts #Animals #ExoticFood S/O to our sponsors BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Kikoff getkikoff.com/diys 00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same 00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate 01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister 02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment 04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos 05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role 07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal? 07:23 – Which animal part would you want? 10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk 11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?! 13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident? 15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype 22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares 25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails 27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house 33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million 37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?! 44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels 50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana 59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try 01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats 01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour dates Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off  Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺 In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover: Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵 A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊 The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻 Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩 The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟 What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?) You came for the chaos—and we delivered. 👇 SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS: What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection?  00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓   01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫   02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps   03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀   09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy   12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂   14:30 - What?!  Down His Pants at Walmart?!   16:30 -  Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳   18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch   20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?!    22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real)   24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies   26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻   30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊   33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊   36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀   39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟   44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names   48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene   56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯   59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout   — ✅ Subscribe to join the Scary Squad! New episodes every week with more chaos, conspiracies, and comedy. 🎙️ Join the Patreon for exclusive access: https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #FloridaMan #Conspiracy #PeeBreaks #CursedTowns #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #PodcastComedy

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help 🎧 Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Ghosts, cryptids, stalker texts, and a state telling kids to come to school sick—this episode is chaos in the best way. We hit the Crescent Hotel in Arkansas (America’s “most haunted” spot), the Fouke Monster that inspired The Legend of Boggy Creek, a 65,000-text stalker story that ends in a bathtub, Tennessee’s wild attendance crackdown, plus “Venmo the national debt?!” and South Park’s mega deal. We’re gunning for 100,000 subscribers—we’re at 85K. If you laughed, learned, or yelled at your screen, smash Subscribe and share this with one friend who loves DIYS. Topics this week Haunted Crescent Hotel lore, fake “doctor” cures, ghost sightings Fouke Monster (Arkansas cryptid) & Boggy Creek Viral stalker case: 65,000 texts after one date Tennessee policy pushing sick kids to school Venmo/PayPal to “reduce the national debt” (for real) South Park’s massive deal + streaming overload Plus: aliens, pizza vs. ice cream for first contact, and a game Support & links 🧠 Sponsor: BetterHelp — Use our link for 10% off: https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 🎟️ Tour dates: https://www.kevonstage.com/shows 🛒 Merch: https://dam-internet-you-scary-store.creator-spring.com/ Help us hit 100K: Comment your favorite moment + turn on notifications. New DIYS every week! 00:00 – Cold Open: August birthdays, Tacoma shoutouts & that grilled-cheese print ad.  01:13 – Scary Squad & Patreon birthdays: “Get your dates in!”  02:10 – Back in studio + Freestyle opener (new format test).  04:14 – Bellflower show recap & Black Ron’s 26-minute freestyle (wild).  05:27 – YouTube Top Fans / XP & live chat roll call.  06:10 – Alien Asylum Q: What food explains human culture? (bologna vs. ice cream vs. pizza/Dave’s/Wingstop).  18:38 – Road-Trip / Carpool / Stranded game (All Def crew picks).  20:48 – BetterHelp ad (personal therapy story & offer).  23:45 – Damn That’s Creepy: Ghosts of the Crescent Hotel (fake cures, bones found, nurse with gurney).  34:33 – Arkansas Cryptid: Fouke Monster & Boggy Creek tie-in.  41:01 – 65,000 texts after ONE date + caught bathing at his place.  45:29 – Tennessee: Doctor’s notes don’t count? Sick kids → court threats.  50:22 – “Venmo the National Debt?” (Treasury via PayPal/Venmo).  53:46 – South Park’s massive deal & why streaming feels overwhelming.  1:03:18 – Plugs & upcoming dates (Ball Brothers tour, EU dates, Little Rock). #diys  #DamnInternetYouScary #DIYS #CrescentHotel #FoukeMonster #BoggyCreek #TrueWeird #StalkerStory #SouthPark #Tennessee

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos. 👻 Haunted Dolls, 🔥 Tattoo Disasters, 🎥 Terrible Movie Logic — it’s all here. 👇 Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and drop your favorite “WTF moment” in the comments! 🔗 Sponsored by Green Chef – code: 50DIYS at https://www.GreenChef.com 00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues 02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism 04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast 07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen 10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot? 15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power 18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections 20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?! 22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?) 25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law 27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights 28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga 34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today 40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going 44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes 52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail 55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode 58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet 01:01:00  Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts