Dam Internet, You Scary!

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🔥 Sponsored by BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month of therapy: betterhelp.com/diys 💰 Sponsored by PrizePicks – Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! 💳 Sponsored by CashApp – Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with hosts Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud featuring guest Dion Lack. This week we discuss: Could Will Smith really have been Neo in The Matrix? Why the I Am Legend dog scene broke us 😭 Pregnant robots in China 👶🤖 A crocodile’s virgin birth 🐊 No-melt ice cream 🍦 Cartoon roommates from hell 🏠 And why aliens might actually be PURPLE 👽 🔔 Hit the bell so you never miss an episode. 🎤 Follow the hosts:  @PatrickCloudChannel  @tahirmoore Guest:  @LacktoastEnt   https://www.instagram.com/dionlack Producer:  @HippieGoals   🎧 Listen on Apple Podcasts & Spotify Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 0:00 – Don’t Drop the Spaghetti Game 1:24 – Welcome Back  3:30 – Will Smith Almost Starred in The Matrix 7:00 – Hiking Therapy & BetterHelp Ad 11:34 – Patrick Cloud’s Birthday Surprise 13:00 – Will Smith’s Best Emotional Scenes 20:01 – Mannequins & I Am Legend Dog Debate 27:00 – Diseases & Sickle Cell Myths 30:10 – Beaver Booty Vanilla?! 31:13 – Worst Cartoon Roommates 34:09 – Funniest Animals If They Could Talk 37:34 – PrizePicks Ad (Sports Betting) 39:34 – Wild “Would You Rather?” Scenarios 42:31 – Pregnant Robots in China 45:30 – Crocodile Virgin Birth Discovery 50:20 – Scientists Create No-Melt Ice Cream 53:41 – Funnel Cakes vs Pancakes 56:00 – CashApp Ad (Promo Code DIYs) 59:00 – The Greater Glider Animal Facts 1:01:15 – WWII POW Mistaken as “Crazy” 1:04:30 – Purple Aliens Could Be Real? 1:07:00 – Space Isn’t Always Cold?! 1:09:20 – Solar Winds & Final Thoughts 1:09:45 – Upcoming Shows & Comedy Specials 1:11:07 – Closing

Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?” Tap in, laugh with us, and drop your favorite conspiracy in the comments 🧪🐿️🛫 👍 If you laughed, hit Like 🔔 Subscribe for weekly weirdness S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/diys Kikoff https://getkikoff.com/DIYS Mando get 20% off + free shipping with promo code: DIYS at https://www.shopmando.com 00:00 — Cold open & mic chaos 00:28 — Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! + guest Big Irish Jay 01:38 — Losing weight on the road (energy, exploring cities) 02:43 — 185 lbs down & sweating on stage no more 03:47 — Icebreaker: If you were a Transformer… what everyday object? 05:19 — Drone, air fryer, phone or…? (the debate spirals) 07:32 — Zombie apocalypse: who’s the most useless celebrity? 😬 18:58 — Sponsor: Deodorant read that goes off the rails 21:21 — Travel, AC wars & “The List” plug 23:05 — Topic kick-off: “Zombie squirrels” sighted 23:25 — Why they look like that (fibromatosis, pox family) 26:23 — Rabbits with “horns” (Shope papilloma) & why you shouldn’t touch wildlife 27:20 — Hood tours in real neighborhoods… bad idea 29:26 — Shrimp test positive for cocaine (UK freshwater study) 33:14 — Sponsor: Credit builder (Kikoff) 35:27 — FDA flags radioactive shrimp recall (what to avoid) 39:21 — Denver Airport conspiracies: blue horse, murals, gargoyles 44:55 — Sponsor: BlueChew—legendary ad read 47:29 — “Damn That’s Creepy”: Alaska Triangle disappearances 50:08 — Volcano/alien base tales & USOs from the water 51:08 — Viral athlete name controversy (the “ultimate pass” hats) 55:10 — Antarctica’s first attempted homicide… over book spoilers 01:01:06 — Big Irish Jay tour dates (Rapid City, Tucson, Manteca) 01:01:55 — Show plugs: BET+ “Churchy”  01:02:40 — Wrap up Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million. We also dive into: 🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?! 🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid) 🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin 🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious? Plus, find out which exotic dish we’d serve our moms and which one we’d rather cook ourselves. 📺 Watch more episodes on Tubi! 🎧 Subscribe for more wild stories, bizarre facts, and Internet chaos. #DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #WeirdFacts #Animals #ExoticFood S/O to our sponsors BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Kikoff getkikoff.com/diys 00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same 00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate 01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister 02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment 04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos 05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role 07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal? 07:23 – Which animal part would you want? 10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk 11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?! 13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident? 15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype 22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares 25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails 27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house 33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million 37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?! 44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels 50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana 59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try 01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats 01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour dates Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off  Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺 In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover: Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵 A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊 The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻 Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩 The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟 What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?) You came for the chaos—and we delivered. 👇 SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS: What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection?  00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓   01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫   02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps   03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀   09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy   12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂   14:30 - What?!  Down His Pants at Walmart?!   16:30 -  Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳   18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch   20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?!    22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real)   24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies   26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻   30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊   33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊   36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀   39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟   44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names   48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene   56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯   59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout   — ✅ Subscribe to join the Scary Squad! New episodes every week with more chaos, conspiracies, and comedy. 🎙️ Join the Patreon for exclusive access: https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #FloridaMan #Conspiracy #PeeBreaks #CursedTowns #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #PodcastComedy

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help 🎧 Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Ghosts, cryptids, stalker texts, and a state telling kids to come to school sick—this episode is chaos in the best way. We hit the Crescent Hotel in Arkansas (America’s “most haunted” spot), the Fouke Monster that inspired The Legend of Boggy Creek, a 65,000-text stalker story that ends in a bathtub, Tennessee’s wild attendance crackdown, plus “Venmo the national debt?!” and South Park’s mega deal. We’re gunning for 100,000 subscribers—we’re at 85K. If you laughed, learned, or yelled at your screen, smash Subscribe and share this with one friend who loves DIYS. Topics this week Haunted Crescent Hotel lore, fake “doctor” cures, ghost sightings Fouke Monster (Arkansas cryptid) & Boggy Creek Viral stalker case: 65,000 texts after one date Tennessee policy pushing sick kids to school Venmo/PayPal to “reduce the national debt” (for real) South Park’s massive deal + streaming overload Plus: aliens, pizza vs. ice cream for first contact, and a game Support & links 🧠 Sponsor: BetterHelp — Use our link for 10% off: https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 🎟️ Tour dates: https://www.kevonstage.com/shows 🛒 Merch: https://dam-internet-you-scary-store.creator-spring.com/ Help us hit 100K: Comment your favorite moment + turn on notifications. New DIYS every week! 00:00 – Cold Open: August birthdays, Tacoma shoutouts & that grilled-cheese print ad.  01:13 – Scary Squad & Patreon birthdays: “Get your dates in!”  02:10 – Back in studio + Freestyle opener (new format test).  04:14 – Bellflower show recap & Black Ron’s 26-minute freestyle (wild).  05:27 – YouTube Top Fans / XP & live chat roll call.  06:10 – Alien Asylum Q: What food explains human culture? (bologna vs. ice cream vs. pizza/Dave’s/Wingstop).  18:38 – Road-Trip / Carpool / Stranded game (All Def crew picks).  20:48 – BetterHelp ad (personal therapy story & offer).  23:45 – Damn That’s Creepy: Ghosts of the Crescent Hotel (fake cures, bones found, nurse with gurney).  34:33 – Arkansas Cryptid: Fouke Monster & Boggy Creek tie-in.  41:01 – 65,000 texts after ONE date + caught bathing at his place.  45:29 – Tennessee: Doctor’s notes don’t count? Sick kids → court threats.  50:22 – “Venmo the National Debt?” (Treasury via PayPal/Venmo).  53:46 – South Park’s massive deal & why streaming feels overwhelming.  1:03:18 – Plugs & upcoming dates (Ball Brothers tour, EU dates, Little Rock). #diys  #DamnInternetYouScary #DIYS #CrescentHotel #FoukeMonster #BoggyCreek #TrueWeird #StalkerStory #SouthPark #Tennessee

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos. 👻 Haunted Dolls, 🔥 Tattoo Disasters, 🎥 Terrible Movie Logic — it’s all here. 👇 Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and drop your favorite “WTF moment” in the comments! 🔗 Sponsored by Green Chef – code: 50DIYS at https://www.GreenChef.com 00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues 02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism 04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast 07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen 10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot? 15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power 18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections 20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?! 22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?) 25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law 27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights 28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga 34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today 40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going 44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes 52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail 55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode 58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet 01:01:00  Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts

What if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits? Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about: The difference between faking your death and disappearing Why some billionaires die without heirs The mysterious vanishing of old iPods and Bitcoin Clone wars involving... body parts 👀 And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you 🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔 💬 Drop your answer in the comments and make sure to subscribe for more chaos! #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyPodcast #ComedyShow JOIN THE SCARY SQUAD  https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys CashApp #CashAppPartner Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod.  For a limited time only, new Cash App customers can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real. Just download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code DIYS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

Dam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally. From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories. 👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detective son. 🎒 We also break down what goes in a real “go bag” for fire, earthquake, or nuclear events—yes, duct tape included. Plus: Anime hot takes (Naruto, Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer) A serial killer brand strategy segment 🤯 🎤 Guest co-host: Brennon Edwards from  ⁨@HOWTONERDPODCAST⁩ 👀 Hosted by: Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore Producer:  ⁨@HippieGoals⁩   00:00 - Martial Arts, Racquetball & Pickleball Talk 01:45 - Parenting & Pickleball Courts in L.A. 03:45 - Competitive Table Tennis with Dad 04:53 - Welcome to DIYS w/ Guest Brennan from How to Nerd 06:30 - What Brennan's Been Nerding Out About 07:45 - Nuclear Threats & Global Policy 09:40 - Emergency Prep & Go Bag Essentials 11:10 - How to Survive a Nuclear Bomb 13:00 - Survival Tips, Iodine, Duct Tape & Demon Slayer 15:00 - Anime Talk: Demon Slayer & Entertainment District Arc 17:30 - Falcon & Winter Soldier, Marvel & Apocalypse Fandom 18:55 - Fallout TV Show vs Real Nuclear Fallout 20:05 - BlueChew Ad (Wild & Unfiltered) 23:40 - Can You Kill in War? Morality & Gaming Logic 26:00 - AI Takeovers, Animatrix & Brain Rot from GPT 29:00 - Reading Maps & Losing Survival Skills 30:45 - Backup Cameras, Driving, & Millennial Habits 32:00 - Brennan Never Watched Naruto?! 34:10 - Anime Gatekeeping & Toxic Fandom 36:30 - Dragon Ball Z vs Naruto vs Solo Leveling 38:40 - Demon Slayer Writing vs Classic Power-Ups 40:15 - Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling, My Hero Academia 41:40 - Anime Power Scaling & Bleach Resurrection 43:00 - Damn That's Creepy: Creepy California Begins 43:40 - The Black Dahlia Murder (Leimert Park) 45:40 - Ghosts at Biltmore Hotel & the Hodel House 47:30 - Was Her Killer a Doctor? LAPD Conspiracies 50:00 - Serial Killers with Degrees & Dexter Comparisons 52:00 - One-and-Done Murderers & Regret Theory 54:15 - The Black Dahlia Name + Racial Confusion 56:00 - Personal Motives or Ritualistic Killing? 57:45 - Serial Killer Branding & Public Ego 59:00 - Pitched Segment: What’s Your Serial Killer Name? 59:45 - Ad Break: Factor Meals (Sponsor) 01:02:00 - Pat's Serial Killer Weapon: Mountain Lion Jaws 01:05:15 - Is That Even Logistically Possible?! 01:07:00 - Brennan’s Method: Poison Ivy & Nightshade 01:08:55 - Unique Weapons: Headbutt Assassin? 01:10:30 - Brennan's Pick: The Killer Whale 01:13:15 - Boat Sabotage & Killer Whale Strategy 01:15:10 - Hippie Goals’ Garden of Deadly Plants?! 01:17:30 - Wrapping Up: Serial Killers & Plot Holes S/O to our Sponsors Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off Promo Code DIYS50Off Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/  promo code DIYS

In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part… 🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas? We also get into: The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇‍♀️ Childhood confessions (yes, boogers & chemicals 😳) Sports uniform malfunctions Ridiculous Black family superstitions And the ultimate scam: concert ticket fees! This one is chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered. You’ve been warned. 👇 Drop a comment: What’s YOUR vote for the male version of getting bangs? 🔔 Subscribe for more comedy chaos! 00:00 - Intro + Male Equivalent of Bangs 01:45 - Rodney’s White Hair Fail 💀 04:00 - Atlanta Comedy Show Recap 07:35 - “Caucasian Peanut Butter” = Hummus 😂 10:00 - Cancer Season Chaos & Sister Rants 13:00 - Man Serves Own Leg as Fajitas?! 18:45 - The Pork Vagina Segment (Brace Yourself) 21:00 - BetterHelp Mental Health Ad Read 23:45 - Mental Health & Therapy Talk 26:00 - Deodorant Confessions & Hairy Throwbacks 30:00 - Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions 35:00 - Thick Thigh Love & Football Bodies 39:00 - Ticket Fees & Travel Scams 42:00 - Airport Wheelchair Hacks 44:30 - Black Superstitions Debunked 46:00 - Cats, Allergies & Cultural Bias 47:00 - Childhood Booger-Eating Confessions 🤢 51:00 - Comet, Shower Powder, & Deodorant... as Snacks?! 54:00 - Kids, Fire, and More Childhood Chaos 58:00 - Q-Tip Addiction & Unsafe Ear Tools 😬 S/O to BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys #DIYS #RodneyPerry #ComedyPodcast

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. 🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture. 🎮 They also play a hilarious word association game that gets wild, talk cosplay regrets, and introduce a brand new accountability segment to try new things! 👕 Sponsored by: BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Green Chef https://www.greenchef.com/50diys and use code 50DIYS 💬 Drop your wildest roast moment, anime cosplay idea, or creepiest AI news story in the comments! 🎧 Available on all podcast platforms. 📱 Follow us on social: Patrick Cloud:  @PatrickCloudChannel Tahir Moore:  @tahirmoore Producer Hippie Goals:   @HippieGoals   📍 Timestamps | Chapter Titles: 00:00 - Intro & East Coast Energy 01:00 - The Roast That Became Your Brand 05:15 - The Joke That Follows Me Everywhere 06:45 - Astrology & Cancer Season Vibes 08:15 - ChatGPT is Getting Scary… For Real 12:45 - Aging, AI & Existential Dread 17:10 - Cosplay Regrets & Anime FOMO 19:00 - Favorite Tyler Perry Villains 22:30 - Most Hated Characters in TV & Film 25:55 - Villains You Low-Key Agree With 26:55 - Word Association Game: Arcade vs. Desk 😂 31:10 - Preaching Podcasts vs. Just Being Funny 34:00 - AI Deepfakes, Misinformation & Scary Memes 45:00 - Real News vs. AI Nonsense 48:40 - Will Newspapers Make a Comeback? 52:00 - Cancel Culture & When AI Crosses the Line 55:00 - Jurassic Park, Art Imitating Life 58:00 - Accountability Segment: Try Something New 01:05:30 - Book Goals, Gospel Music, and Closing Out #DIYS   #DamnInternetYouScary   #PodcastClips   #ComedyPodcast   #BlackPodcasts   #FunnyAF   #RoastCulture   #InternetCulture   #PopCultureTalk   #WordGames   #ChatGPT   #AIHumor   #AIDangers   #DeepfakeDrama   #ArtificialIntelligence   #FutureTech   #ScarySmart   #NerdLife   #CosplayFails   #AnimeFandom   #WordAssociationGame   #GamerTalk   #FortniteFails   #TylerPerryVillains   #MovieVillains   #KillmongerWasRight   #JoffreyBaratheon   #UnlikableCharacters   #CancerSeason   #AstrologyTalk   #ZodiacVibes   #MustWatch   #ForYou   #TrendingNow   #ViralPodcast   #ClipOfTheDay   #FYP   Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help., 🎙️ Hosts Tahir Moore 💬 Comedian • Actor • Podcaster 📲  @tahirmoore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/ Patrick Cloud 🧠 Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon 📲  @PatrickCloudChannel https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/ 🎉 Guests Rob Haze 👟🎤 Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast 📲  @RobHaZepresents https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/ Jasmine Ellis 💄🎙️ Comedian • Podcast Host • Makeup Maven 📲 https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/ 👩🏽‍🌾 Producer Hippie Goals 🌿🎬 Creative Producer • Gardener • Content Strategist 📲  @HippieGoals   https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/ What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀 This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂 🔔 Subscribe for weekly laughs, real talk, and absurdity that can only come from your favorite verified duo! ✨ Sponsored by IndaCloud + BetterHelp + BlueChew 🎧 Available wherever you stream your podcasts 📌 Stay connected: #DIYS #RobHaze #JasmineEllis 00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame 02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco 04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different 07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle 09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams 11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing 13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards 14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts 16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals 18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions 21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World 22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette 24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade? 26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp 29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality 32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda 34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires 36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion 38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore 40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture 42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign 45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets 47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma 49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature 52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out S/O to our sponsors IndaCloud 👉 Ready to elevate responsibly? Visit https://indacloud.co/ and use promo code DIYs to get 25% off your first order plus free shipping. 💨 Legal. Lab-tested. Delivered discreetly. Your couch just got way more comfortable. BetterHelp 🧠 Taking care of your mind is not weakness — it’s wisdom. Get started with therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew 🚀 Want to level up in the bedroom? Head to https://www.BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYs for your first month free — just pay $5 shipping. 🟦 Discreet. Doctor-approved. Delivered. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready. 😏 💬 It’s private, affordable, and done entirely online. Real men get help. You should too. Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story. 🎟️ Get Tickets to Chris Sneed's Comedy Special: 📅 June 26, 7 PM @ The Regent Theater, Los Angeles 🎫 https://regentdtla.com/tm-event/chris-sneed-i-need-urgent-care-live-taping/ Use code HEALTHCARE for first responder discounts! 🎤 Featuring: Chris Sneed https://www.instagram.com/itschrissneed/ Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin/ Hosted by  @tahirmoore   &  @PatrickCloudChannel Producer:  @HippieGoals S/O to our Sponsors CashApp  Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p] #CashAppPod  As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Prize Picks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!  📲 Like, Comment & Subscribe for more wild stories & nerdy chaos! 00:00:00 – Malcolm Returns from Africa 00:00:41 – Airport Shirts, Comedy Introductions 00:01:56 – Vouching Gone Wrong: “This Is The Show” 00:03:16 – Stand-Up Bombing & Weird Gigs 00:04:32 – Fake Jewelry & Speech Impediment Roasts 00:06:35 – Chris Sneed Announces Comedy Special 00:08:24 – Healthcare Workers Discount Promo 00:10:29 – Malcolm Talks Filming in Cape Town 00:12:00 – Malcolm's Torn Achilles, Written into the Script 00:13:32 – BET Awards: First-Time Invite Reflections 00:14:40 – On-Set Medics, Ginger Ale as Treatment? 00:18:47 – Freestyle Rap Battle: “Book Your Appointment!” 00:23:15 – Empanada Revenge Poisoning Story 00:41:33 – Juicing Oreos and Underground Soda? 00:43:39 – Sleep Paralysis & Seeing Scary Visitors 00:47:00 – Rolls Royce Submarine & Alien Conspiracies 00:49:07 – Skydiving Fail: Suit Too Tight, Plane Still Took Off 00:58:20 – Florida Man in Human Hamster Wheel 01:00:08 – Final Promo: “I Need Urgent Care” Special June 26 01:03:44 – Gift Exchange + Outro Keychains & Comedy Love #ComedySpecial #ChrisSmith #MalcolmBarrett #DamnInternetYouScary #BETAwards #Ineedurgentcare #SleepParalysis #StandUpComedy #DIYScary #ToHearMoore #PatrickCloud #AverageJoe #CapeTown #Comedy #BlackComedians Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳. We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥 You don’t want to miss this one. 🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud 💥 Guests: Chaz Rodgers https://www.instagram.com/imchazrodgers/ Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack/  @LackaroniandChazPodcast   📺 Watch the full episode now and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe! 👉🏾 Clip this up and send to your crew – it’s pure chaos from start to finish. Sponsors: Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/ Promo Code: DIYS Factor https://www.factormealsc.ccom/diys50off and use code diys50off  0:00 - Intro & Set Vibes 0:29 - Hiking with Comedians: Survival of the Fittest 2:00 - Why Talking While Hiking is a Trap 3:00 - Waterfall Desperation & Dehydration Drama 4:12 - Keenan Baker’s Legendary Hiking Fail 5:39 - Chaz’s Secret Stand-Up Tapes (and “using” them) 6:20 - Jerking Off to Stand-Up?! 7:00 - Looney Tunes Freestyle Segment Begins 9:00 - Deon Drops Bars: DIYS Style 10:30 - Black Excellence & Chaz’s Show 12:00 - Deon the Renaissance Man: Author, Director, Dad 14:20 - Oreo Coca-Cola & Snack Collabs We Didn’t Ask For 17:00 - FACTOR Meal Sponsor Read (🔥 seamless transition) 20:00 - Surgeon Leaves Patient Mid-Spine Surgery to Cash Check?! 23:45 - Would You Take Nerve Damage for $1.2M? 28:30 - Night Vision Eye Drops Are Real?! 30:00 - Practical Uses for Night Vision (and pure chaos) 35:00 - LASIK Talk, Bad Contact Lens Habits 38:30 - BlueChew Read: Bricked Up for the Summer 😂 42:00 - The 40 Elephants: London’s All-Female Gangsters 44:00 - Breaking Down Their Look & Casting the Movie 47:00 - The Swedish Toothache Prison Escape 50:00 - Musty Friends & How to Call Them Out 53:00 - Final Thoughts & Upcoming Shows

From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽‍♂️, and the world's weirdest service animals 🐀🦊. Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up. 🛎️ Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and turn on notifications! ✨ Sponsored by Green Chef – Use code 50DIYs to get 50% OFF your first month + 20% OFF for 2 months & free shipping 🍽️💚 Producer:  @HippieGoals   ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS & CHAPTERS: 00:00 – Morning routines & 4-mile hikes 🚶🏽‍♂️ 00:52 – Back in the stock market 💹 03:09 – AI is ruining the environment?! 🤯 06:00 – Kai Cenat’s Streamer University is genius 🎥📱 10:14 – Final Destination screening becomes real-life horror 😱🎬 13:38 – Is this the best horror movie marketing ever? 16:02 – The eerie “Jim Twins” story 🧬 18:01 – The Silent Twins & psychic twin theory 👭 20:15 – Green Chef ad 🍲 (code: 50DIYs) 23:01 – Cooking at home & sushi class dreams 🍣 23:50 – STANDING-ONLY airplane seats?! 🚫🪑 29:20 – The haunting story of Helios Flight 522 🛫👻 35:16 – ZIP codes & how mail really works ✉️📮 37:21 – Crosswalk rules & street name secrets 🚦 41:08 – Minecraft’s banned news library 🧱📰 46:17 – The Minecraft creator’s sad billionaire story 😔 48:03 – Musical-watching dogs?! 🐶🎭 50:22 – The world’s weirdest “service animals” 🦨🦚🐍 52:11 – Final laughs & wrap-up 😂🎤 Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

💥 This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.  This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long. 🔥 What’s inside this insanity: A real-life zombie funeral moment 🧟‍♀️ TikTok teens tripping on nutmeg and why that’s DEAD serious 🥄☠️ A deep convo about soul food, tacos, and black culture’s food evolution 🌮🍖 Tahir gets vulnerable talking about therapy, trauma, and how holding hands became an act of courage 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾💔 Oh—and two identical twins BOTH paying child support 😳👶🏽👶🏽 🚨 Plus: Sponsored segments that actually slap: 🧠 BetterHelp (because therapy is for real ones) https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 💳 Kikoff (fix ya credit, fam!) Start building credit with Kikoff today, and you can get your first month for as little as one dollar. That’s 80% off the normal price when you go to https://www.getkikoff.com/DIYS today. 💸 Cash App (because we like fast money) Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real - there’s no catch. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code [DIYS10] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Scary. Funny. Healing. Ridiculous. Just another episode of DIYS. 🙌🏽 👇🏽 Timestamps & Highlights Below! 🎯 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe if you laughed, gasped, or clutched your pearls. 00:00 – Waking Up at Your Own Funeral?!! 02:48 – Taco Bell vs. Real Mexican Tacos 04:33 – Black Folks & Soul Food Tacos 07:00 – Taco Truck Culture Shock 10:38 – Wild Rice, Quinoa, and Mediterranean Eating 12:07 – The Cheat Day Debate 15:00 – Ad Read – BetterHelp 18:44 – Tahir Opens Up About Communication & Trauma 22:07 – Relationship Growth & Past Abuse Triggers 27:04 – Holding Hands Feels ‘Sweet’ but Unsafe? 30:03 – Fight or Flight in Public: A Real One's Reflex 31:30 – KevOnStage, Hustle Envy, & Depression Talk 33:00 – Church & the Illuminati (Yes, Really) 34:24 – The Nutmeg Challenge: TikTok’s Dumbest Trend 40:22 – Ad Read – Kickoff Credit Builder 44:01 – Buried Alive: The Essie Dunbar Story 47:00 – Who Fakes a Kidnapping to Party?! 50:20 – Ad Read – Cash App 51:00 – Brazilian Twins & Child Support Drama 56:00 – Man Buys Storage Unit With $7.5M in Cash 58:22 – Would You Return the Money… or Disappear? 01:03:00 – Real ID Laws & Washed Money Warnings 01:04:23 – The Coughing Millionaire Game Show Scam 01:09:00 – Wrap-Up & Upcoming Shows Producer @hippiegoals #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #NutmegChallenge #FunnyPodcast #BlackPodcasts #ScaryStorie Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Welcome to the pilot episode of Conspiracy Corner! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off the series with an epic dive into strange phenomena, ancient mysteries, and modern tech paranoia. Special guest CP joins to explore how seemingly unrelated conspiracies—from walking trees to ancient aliens—might all be connected. This episode covers: The mysterious Flatwoods Monster encounter of 1952 If AI was gifted to us by aliens to mask their presence Evolution’s weirdest tricks: spiders, glowing fish, and tree animals The idea that God might just be running a simulation What animals like dogs, whales, and sharks might already know about the universe Red night vision goggles revealing demonic creatures during war It’s a wild, funny, and thought-provoking start to the series. Strap in and question everything!