JARdon the Mess

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Body Snatchers Episode 14: Christmas Carols and Wild Mushrooms

2025-12-1601:33:57

We discuss a bunch of things. Wild mushrooms, Spicy food, movies, drinks and more. In the story, Randy and Dalton try to escape Rohnert Park, but their journey takes them to unlikely place with a strange encounter. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 13: Bathroom Blowups

2025-12-0601:34:40

We discuss cooking food for strangers (a thought experiment), helping people, bathroom...experiences, and more. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 12: The Value of Fiber

2025-11-0901:25:08

We discuss spicy food, the value of a dollar, HALO, and crazy travel stories. In the story, Dalton and Randy chase the doubleganger back his home. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 11: Moves, Trips, and Chinese Food

2025-11-0501:18:44

We discuss Dalton's move, Randy's Portland trip, Chinese food, fantasy football, and movies. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 10: Poop 101

2025-10-2501:55:29

We discuss In N Out, video games, Randy's book adventurer, and...more. In the story, Randy and Dalton deal with the reality of their situation. They gather gear and plan to confront the Dalton imposter. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 9: JARdon The Mess - Rebirth

2025-10-1301:55:45

We discuss Jurassic World: Rebirth, work stories, video game rituals and more In the game, Randy and Dalton decide what to do with the revelation of a "Double" in an attempt to understand the larger danger that threatens to take over the entire town. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 8: Sleep Patterns & Home Invasions

2025-09-0601:32:07

We discuss sleep patterns, Uber Eats, video games and more. In the story, Dalton and Randy return home to find a terrible surprise. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 7: Jail Sandwich

2025-07-0902:05:03

We discuss 28 Years Later, movie theater food, Netflix documentaries, and rewatching shows. In the story, Dalton and Randy wake up in a 'government' facility and are questioned. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 6: Poor Man's Food

2025-06-2702:00:07

We discuss Breakfast Club, poor man's food, In N Out Orders. In the story, Dalton and Randy return to the house to find the beginning of a series of unfortunate events. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 5: More Thoughts on Gladiator

2025-06-0101:14:01

We discuss video games, traveling salesman, what ifs and more Gladiator discussions. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 4: Memories vs Debt

2025-05-0802:01:58

We discuss Dalton's football draft, video games, burgers, and memories/debt. In the story, Dalton and Randy wake up after the crazy night but find that strange events are happening all around them. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 3: Corndog Scams

2025-04-0902:43:34

We discuss scams, dvds, corn dogs, and more. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 2: The End of the World

2025-03-2602:43:34

We discuss vet visits, work, food, and more. In the story, Randy and Dalton make their characters and brace for the inevitable. A mysterious event kickstarts the 'End of the World.' JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Body Snatchers Episode 1: The Selection

2025-03-2001:18:35

We discuss air fryers, pet visits, beer, tv shows and more. The boys select the type of Alien Invasion they want to try and survive... JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Starship Troopers Episode 15: New Car, Who This?

2025-02-2501:45:00

We discuss Valentine's Day, new restaurants, Kingdom Come Deliverance, and staying up too late. We put a pause on the Starship troopers game in favor for starting another "hometown survival" game. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Starship Troopers Episode 14: Shredding Wallets and Shooting Guns

2025-02-1701:27:12

We discuss life on the job, firearms, War of the Rohirrim, video games, vet visits and more. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Starship Troopers Episode 13: Fires, Dinners, and Tik Tok

2025-02-1001:12:43

We come back from hiatus with a discussion episode. We discuss the recent Los Angeles fires, Tik Tok, groceries, and more. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Starship Troopers Episode 12: Costco Food

2025-01-2101:32:03

We discuss Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Costco, Halo, and mattresses. In the story, the group debriefs before their next assignment. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Starship Troopers Episode 11: Black Friday

2024-12-1102:09:09

We discuss Black Friday, cars, road rage, paper towels, and more. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

Starship Troopers Episode 10: Catch Up

2024-11-2001:42:23

It's been a while. We catch up on everything that we've missed and discuss a whole series of topics. In the story, the squad tries to execute their plan to close the bug hole once and for all. It involves nukes. JARdon the Mess Socials Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/ Randy's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ Dalton's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ Bert's Socials: Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

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