Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

Devastating to watch the clip on Instagram of Amol Rajan walking out of the BBC for the last time (apart from the inevitable media punditry when no-one else is available and possible One Show autobiography plugging). Although mildly gratifying to see literally no-one bothering to watch him blow a kiss to the building while I feel my own epididymis tying itself into a knot. Anyway. Here's the exciting future - straight from the horse's mouth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Quite the Hiatus, I am back to tell you WHY I've been so quiet and also to tell you WHAT TO DO erm if that's ALRIGHT WITH YOU. Go to www.CornershopShowdown.com. NOW. Thank you xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today! Pistachios! Walnuts! And going nuts! Plus, the deeply contradictory nature of the English language.Oh, and here's how to make Muhammarah, courtesy of one of my absolute favourite youtube channels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX4TAbr6o5k Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Easter! And 'alleluia' as Jacob Rees-Mogg likes to tweet, which feels so appropriate. Today: Home brewing! Tony Blair! Trump doing an impression of a guy called John Barron! Fine. Here's the article I mentioned in the podcast: https://www.lighthousereports.com/investigation/blair-and-the-billionaire/If you fancy supporting this sort of thing, head to patreon.com/jakeyappxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's Metro dissected, for no good reason, and a Pete Hegseth 90s pop rap, because it just absolutely feels like his jam. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.