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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?
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Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys?
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Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burger lives!
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Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode.
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Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right? Whatever. We're busy watching Lazer Team (2015) on TUBI so don't bother us. Do bother Pasta Pete to get queso and side of bean.
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Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5.
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Welcome to the Hat District. Our Heroes NEED a win to end 2025 after a slew of rough food. Can Hattie B's be the answer? Park a mile away from this episode and have a jaunt over to it. Don't bother paying. When is Graysie back anyway? She's going Super Playan. Normal Mo Guys activate.
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It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck.
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1Monkey Burger is taking over. Where's the root beer? Jordan's in a fight with his drink and this place feels like a throwback to a time that didn't exist. This is WAY too close to eating at a Long John Silver and it might actually be cross contaminated. The hamburger family is so screwed, dude. Send us Monkey Burger fanart NOW. Does Air Buddy have trump dog syndrome?
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This is a mess. Who's drink is this? Michael's covered in BK. There's drink everywhere. Everything is happening at once. Do we stop recording in the garage? Hang on, Graysie needs to sign into iTunes. Whose Wilt?
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Our Heroes take Graysie to a pineapple under the sea to see if this Spongebob food can stand up against the Wendy's effort. It's... Burger King. There's also a special announcement so strap in. New Achievement Hunter gains a new member! I miss the old new achievement hunter. All of this was $95?!?! For CHEESELESS BURGERS?!?! Plus a Mingus update.
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Go to Patreon to watch Nick spin the barrel. We didn't even have to rig it. Which are Nick's favorite days and why is his anniversary the worst?? These sauces are so weird dude. Nick is wise.
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Our Heroes almost got all their food but it's close enough. They force a frosty on the monkey. This doesn't even taste like Wendy's, right? Is that a good or a bad thing at this point? Wendy's is STRUGGLING but maybe this will set them right. Maybe? Right? Does anyone want to be CEO?
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Nick's phone is about to explode. Don't worry, Eric to the rescue. Nick'll take your phone. Give him your phone. He's gonna film. Does it have to be good? It's also a Graysie breakdown.
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Our Heroes head back to Firehouse to see if they get the firehose again. This place is filled with smoke and Jordan is not thrilled. Where does this place even rank? Is this place worse than Jimmy Johns? Are you trying to overclock the webbing Sauce Monkey style? It's all better than this sandwich, that's for sure.
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Our Heroes get a ride with Graysie and Nick back to the office. Eric has to drive alone. Eric does his own ride along. Why doesn't anyone stop for treats?
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Happy Holidays from Our Heroes and also Graysie who does NOT want to do the fact sheet. She wants to play and she will do everything she can to prevent this episode from occurring with normalcy. We all had a big meal at PF Chang's and only about a dozen fortune cookies got stolen. It's a new record.
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Nick is mad. Nick is real mad. There was a deal. We paid money for that. This isn't the first time. NO! We didn't get NOTHIN! Hopefully Mumbles watched the episode.
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Our Heroes attempt to get the McDonald's Buffalo Ranch menu and they get buffalo, which is different. Ask Nick. He'll tell you. He'll scream about it. The whole time. But fear not, we got the McRib. Did this used to be better? McDonald's might be going the way of Wendy's? Much to discuss.
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Sonic Burger doesn't have anything and they won't give you a single burger. This place is a mess and Eric is going to drive Our Heroes off a cliff. Nick is on one. Everyone is trapped in a car. You're in for the full wait time as we try to get the food we have to frankenstein when we get back to the office.
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This place is on THIN ICE! Our Heroes skirt the "No Burgers from Sonic Burger" rule they set forth by creating the ultimate chicken sandwich variant. It's off menu but we need to see if there's a new pretzel king in town. Will Sonic get BANNED? Not the hedgehog. Don't get confused. Are you having a YouReview style episode?Our Heroes will be doing a Streamily signing Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 5pm CT so check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eatGrab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store
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This episode was wild cheese in cereal somehow sounds wrong and fascinating at the same time The Ham & Oreo retrial segment had me hooked with how seriously it was argued while still being hilarious. It actually reminded me how much details and timing matter, whether it’s food debates or legal twists like those tracked on https://stanislauscountycourts.org when cases shift. Can’t wait to see where the next part goes, because this series keeps getting better.
Wow, the combination of cheese in cereal and the ham & Oreo retrial had me laughing and scratching my head at the same time! It’s wild how food experiments can be just as unpredictable as legal stories. If you’re curious about the details behind certain rulings, this https://inghamcountycourts.org page has some interesting insights. Definitely adds a whole new layer to following these unusual cases. Can’t wait to see what Part 2 brings!
I never thought I’d see cheese in cereal! The combination with ham and Oreos is wild—definitely not your usual breakfast. While watching, I was also checking out some https://madisoncountypropertyappraiser.org for fun, and it’s crazy how much info you can find online. Makes me wonder what other odd mixes people come up with.
This Food Court episode was hilarious and oddly fascinating at the same time. Cheese in cereal is definitely a bold move, but that’s what keeps the show entertaining. It somehow reminded me of casually browsing through unexpected details on https://allencountycourts.org while going down random info rabbit holes. The ham and Oreo retrial was a fun twist, and I can’t wait to see what wild combo comes next.
The review segment is truly unhinged gold. Loving this brand new podcast that's never been done before.
Michael talks over people way to damn much. Turned me off of the OG podcast and is ruining this one as well.
I've been re-listening to old episodes recently, and the intro this week had me question if id accidentally started an old episode
this audio file was so messed up. multiple reminds and it didn't even finish
Fucking great episode, all of the shinanigans.
You get angry for people sending you bugs but you can’t even mix up your pasta before eating it and call it tasteless. You wonder why we keep sending you bugs to annoy you when you eat in a stupid way. “Hey this pasta was flavorless” well maybe if you didn’t eat the cheese separately (like you admitted to) and gave the pasta a stir when you didn’t see the sauce (which was there but pooled to one side by you own admission) then maybe give it a fair review then maybe juuuust maybe you wouldn’t get bugs. One of you just kept going on and on and on about how bad everything was and how no-one ever heard of Fazoli’s. Joke was dead halfway through the show dude lean to let the joke die.
Panda Express must be different in Texas. All the ones I've been to here in Oregon and Washington are quick as hell and they have very little issue understanding the order. Like, I can be in the drive thru for a max of 5 minutes from ordering to when I'm driving away, usually less time. My order is hardly questioned, and I usually go with a friend where we get 2 bigger plates. I guess I'm Texas, the Pandas suck
"Do you think there are haunted restaurants" dude I'm pretty sure every Subway is haunted by default. The one I worked at was and another one here in the valley is. I bet lots of restaurants are haunted. Summon a ghost in a haunted restaurant while munching on food. Could be a Achievement Haunter/Face Jam crossover.
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH YELLING? Micheal is loud to be funny, Jordan is chill. The other guy even laughs loud. Holy shit
I'm so glad Eric suggested listening to this podcast on F@#%face, but Eric talks in this one too. I guess it's a give and take situation. 🤣🤣🤣
I wouldnt be sad if Eric stopped talking during the episodes... but that's just an opinion.
Eric over here can't even pronounce Tillamook properly
at my Dairy Queen if they don't hold it upside down its free
The fact sheet is always a highlight!
HEY MONKEY HEY HEY MONKEY! You might consider grabbing one or two of the sans pants radio crew for a future face jam when you’re back in Australia.
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