100% Eat
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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?
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Sonic Burger doesn't have anything and they won't give you a single burger. This place is a mess and Eric is going to drive Our Heroes off a cliff. Nick is on one. Everyone is trapped in a car. You're in for the full wait time as we try to get the food we have to frankenstein when we get back to the office.
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This place is on THIN ICE! Our Heroes skirt the "No Burgers from Sonic Burger" rule they set forth by creating the ultimate chicken sandwich variant. It's off menu but we need to see if there's a new pretzel king in town. Will Sonic get BANNED? Not the hedgehog. Don't get confused. Are you having a YouReview style episode?Our Heroes will be doing a Streamily signing Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 5pm CT so check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eatGrab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store
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1ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished. Do you Grape Goon?
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Graysie let us know its lowkey dark. RodeoGoat time for our Chungus lives. There's a bird in someone's eye. Who's taco is this? If any of this made sense to you, congrats, Chungus.
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Our Heroes know it’s the year of Taco Bell but Graysie is yet to learn. We’re lowkey getting a burrito and it brings the heat. And the cheese. Also the return of Graysie Gets.
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ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished.
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Our Heroes somehow got unstuck from the floor and escaped the workers only to lament the disaster of not getting the food but what surprise does Michael have in store for everyone? You don't want to miss it, unless you're a Manor ISD student then DO NOT ENTER!
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Our Heroes know that DQ is more than just ice cream, it's also chicken strips and sticky floors and no ice and not having the chicken strips. Wait what? Can we avoid disaster and maybe avoid this DQ FOREVER? Eric is pulling his hair out over this one, too bad he wasn't wearing a hat. Can I be in the photo too?
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Our Heroes are on a ride home and no one wants them to make it. Everyone is mad about McDonald's, bitch ass dad. Take us to Monopoly. So are we making a company account or what? Sorry Nick. Enjoy a cup of dog food.
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This is NOT McDonald's and Our Heroes are not thrilled. They believe this is a bait and switch by Eric but Nick is on board so we're eating steak nuggets like hounds. Did you know about the new Popeye's logo? Would you get paid to eat dog food Loomer style? A lot explored here and McDonald's is ordered but you gotta see that on the Michael, Jordan Podcast.
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Pasta Pete broke in and maybe ate some humanoid cookies with chocolate on the back. MAYBE ITS A TIE! Let the chips fall where they may as long as there's one loser. Monster Munch sucks still, by the way.
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Torchy's is an easy spot but Our Heroes are coming to terms with their limited offerings being a little... lackluster. This things got a lot of peanuts and mint?? Between this and Nick's cookie descriptions, its a real edge-of-your-seat episode. Free 4? Pasta Pete jumped on the trampoline before Graysie, by the way. NEW stuff coming soon!
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It must be seen and heard to be believed.
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Our Heroes are Real Patriots and we're falling apart. It's the first five minutes of mayhem and its everywhere. Michael's lighting them up and we're burning it down. You can't say some of that on Youtube so we're bleeping it out. Oh man. We're so over sit down breakfast restaurants too. Can't wait for the Michael & Jordan hang out.
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Our Heroes gotta look up some cool art. You want to see? We’re not sure if we’re even allowed to show this dude. You remember Homer? No the other one. Yeah well he’s hot now. Maybe. Shhh don’t tell.
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Our Heroes are in it for the Free Smells and the trampoline. The smells are free and the subs suck. Buncha corpos eating provolone cheese ONLY. Enjoy this week's YouReview which is like a creative writing assignment that comes full circle. Wow. Not much to say about the food honestly.
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Which of you freekZ played Diablo 2 offline? Weirdo. MGS Delta is out but is it worth playing. What is with these drinks and serious what is with this food. BEANS?
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Our Heroes, riding high on the Year of Taco Bell, tackle the Decades Menu y2k edition even though some of these things aren't very y2k compliant. We also talk about the Switchforks that sold out, why we're wearing different clothes, who really owned the 00's, and if we could be CEOs (we can.)
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Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick & Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie.
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Flatzz. This is gremlin food. Flatzz. It's like they ran over a pizza the long way. Flatzz. Someone let air out of the pizza. Flatzz. K-Pop Demon Hunter. Flatzz. Why did they make these? Flatzz.
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The review segment is truly unhinged gold. Loving this brand new podcast that's never been done before.
Michael talks over people way to damn much. Turned me off of the OG podcast and is ruining this one as well.
I've been re-listening to old episodes recently, and the intro this week had me question if id accidentally started an old episode
this audio file was so messed up. multiple reminds and it didn't even finish
Fucking great episode, all of the shinanigans.
You get angry for people sending you bugs but you can’t even mix up your pasta before eating it and call it tasteless. You wonder why we keep sending you bugs to annoy you when you eat in a stupid way. “Hey this pasta was flavorless” well maybe if you didn’t eat the cheese separately (like you admitted to) and gave the pasta a stir when you didn’t see the sauce (which was there but pooled to one side by you own admission) then maybe give it a fair review then maybe juuuust maybe you wouldn’t get bugs. One of you just kept going on and on and on about how bad everything was and how no-one ever heard of Fazoli’s. Joke was dead halfway through the show dude lean to let the joke die.
Panda Express must be different in Texas. All the ones I've been to here in Oregon and Washington are quick as hell and they have very little issue understanding the order. Like, I can be in the drive thru for a max of 5 minutes from ordering to when I'm driving away, usually less time. My order is hardly questioned, and I usually go with a friend where we get 2 bigger plates. I guess I'm Texas, the Pandas suck
"Do you think there are haunted restaurants" dude I'm pretty sure every Subway is haunted by default. The one I worked at was and another one here in the valley is. I bet lots of restaurants are haunted. Summon a ghost in a haunted restaurant while munching on food. Could be a Achievement Haunter/Face Jam crossover.
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH YELLING? Micheal is loud to be funny, Jordan is chill. The other guy even laughs loud. Holy shit
I'm so glad Eric suggested listening to this podcast on F@#%face, but Eric talks in this one too. I guess it's a give and take situation. 🤣🤣🤣
I wouldnt be sad if Eric stopped talking during the episodes... but that's just an opinion.
Eric over here can't even pronounce Tillamook properly
at my Dairy Queen if they don't hold it upside down its free
The fact sheet is always a highlight!
HEY MONKEY HEY HEY MONKEY! You might consider grabbing one or two of the sans pants radio crew for a future face jam when you’re back in Australia.
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I’d buy this song
You should have asked for the Pizza Baked Spaghetti 😆
Fiddle me this fish bitch!
So I'm lost did Michael and Lindsay break up