100% Eat
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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?
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1Our Heroes are Real Patriots and we're falling apart. It's the first five minutes of mayhem and its everywhere. Michael's lighting them up and we're burning it down. You can't say some of that on Youtube so we're bleeping it out. Oh man. We're so over sit down breakfast restaurants too. Can't wait for the Michael & Jordan hang out.
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Our Heroes gotta look up some cool art. You want to see? We’re not sure if we’re even allowed to show this dude. You remember Homer? No the other one. Yeah well he’s hot now. Maybe. Shhh don’t tell.
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Our Heroes are in it for the Free Smells and the trampoline. The smells are free and the subs suck. Buncha corpos eating provolone cheese ONLY. Enjoy this week's YouReview which is like a creative writing assignment that comes full circle. Wow. Not much to say about the food honestly.
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Which of you freekZ played Diablo 2 offline? Weirdo. MGS Delta is out but is it worth playing. What is with these drinks and serious what is with this food. BEANS?
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Our Heroes, riding high on the Year of Taco Bell, tackle the Decades Menu y2k edition even though some of these things aren't very y2k compliant. We also talk about the Switchforks that sold out, why we're wearing different clothes, who really owned the 00's, and if we could be CEOs (we can.)
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Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick & Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie.
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Flatzz. This is gremlin food. Flatzz. It's like they ran over a pizza the long way. Flatzz. Someone let air out of the pizza. Flatzz. K-Pop Demon Hunter. Flatzz. Why did they make these? Flatzz.
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Graysie takes a ride with Our Heroes back to the office after getting a pretzel sandwich and a lil drink. It’s no longer play time on the patio but it’s play mode on the road as Graysie does her new middle finger. Give it a try on your friends and see how it works.
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Our Heroes welcome Graysie back and she's ready to go Play Mode after eating some pretzels. We're not sure what we can even write in this description to sum up this episode. We like to burp?
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Learn about American Dad and get on the Reddit to solve all the crimes. Jordan's days are numbered. Our Heroes are GOING IN on it for this Ride Along. Welcome to the Haters Ball. EDIT: Just saw the rest of the video, he actually doesn't work there and Geoff's party was at Geoff's house.
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Our Heroes are getting hot dogs from Shake Shack to... what? What do you mean they don't have them? It ended yesterday? Well good morning USA, it looks like we've got a pivot. Our Heroes get the Carolina BBQ Burger with Fried Pickles and that's fine if you like the messiest thing you've ever eaten. Take a peek between the stalls and watch this one then speculate online about it.
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Our Heroes gather the bugs for a viewing of The Crow (2024) and go Crow Mode. Soulmates Eric and Shelly are brutally murdered. Given a chance to save the love of his life, Eric must sacrifice himself and traverse the worlds of the living and the dead, seeking revenge. You ever see a guy get beat up for like 90 minutes straight before understanding the circumstances? Where can we get GOON jackets? Is Jordan the bald one? Caw CAW!
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3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment!
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LEAVE A COMMENT on the most commented on episode of 100% Eat. Our Heroes are almost run down in their car and welcomed to dance inside the Whataburger. Ready for a lil cup of coffee? It's brewing, which is good because there's no soda. Don't go to the Manor one. Don't like it? Leave a comment. Wow.
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Going way back into the archive before Graysie, it's CAT! Eric & Jordan sit down with former Face Jam intern Cat to talk about this week's food, Quiznos. Cat has a real affinity for this sandwich shop but maybe not for this sandwich. How'd she get this sandwich anyway? She doesn't even work here. Remember the Cat Coin?
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Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know.
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Our Heroes, specifically Jordan, is mind controlling you somehow but you know what's out of control? The good vibes at Popeye's. Customers dancin, we're hangin out, we're not getting soda, someone's making coffee on a dining table, there's almost 30 accidents in the parking lot. Anything can happen, especially with food this good. Are the chicken dippers worth your time or are you getting chicken duped?!
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It’s a long trek back to the 100% Office but Our Heroes have already eaten so the conversation goes everywhere. You seen this TikTok yet? You watch the ghost interview from the computer? You ready to learn about Alex Earl?
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Nifty. Woop Woop. This one is off the rails from go when Our Heroes don't get the time from Nick. You voted for this one and we're eating it. It's mushy & mushy facts. Michael thinks Alix Earle is more like Alex Earl and there's some miscommunication but it's fine because Nick is feeling the momentum and really going for it. Is this a case of branding getting people to buy this burger because we can't figure it out.
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Our Heroes get Graysie back to the office in one piece even though she wants to go to an Amazon Warehouse, a waterpark, and Nick is trying to throw her under the bus. Nick is familiar with all of this and Eric calls it Drive Along. The food SUCKED and it sounds like maybe there's an inside joke you gotta get in on during the Michael, Jordan Podcast this friday.
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The review segment is truly unhinged gold. Loving this brand new podcast that's never been done before.
Michael talks over people way to damn much. Turned me off of the OG podcast and is ruining this one as well.
I've been re-listening to old episodes recently, and the intro this week had me question if id accidentally started an old episode
this audio file was so messed up. multiple reminds and it didn't even finish
Fucking great episode, all of the shinanigans.
You get angry for people sending you bugs but you can’t even mix up your pasta before eating it and call it tasteless. You wonder why we keep sending you bugs to annoy you when you eat in a stupid way. “Hey this pasta was flavorless” well maybe if you didn’t eat the cheese separately (like you admitted to) and gave the pasta a stir when you didn’t see the sauce (which was there but pooled to one side by you own admission) then maybe give it a fair review then maybe juuuust maybe you wouldn’t get bugs. One of you just kept going on and on and on about how bad everything was and how no-one ever heard of Fazoli’s. Joke was dead halfway through the show dude lean to let the joke die.
Panda Express must be different in Texas. All the ones I've been to here in Oregon and Washington are quick as hell and they have very little issue understanding the order. Like, I can be in the drive thru for a max of 5 minutes from ordering to when I'm driving away, usually less time. My order is hardly questioned, and I usually go with a friend where we get 2 bigger plates. I guess I'm Texas, the Pandas suck
"Do you think there are haunted restaurants" dude I'm pretty sure every Subway is haunted by default. The one I worked at was and another one here in the valley is. I bet lots of restaurants are haunted. Summon a ghost in a haunted restaurant while munching on food. Could be a Achievement Haunter/Face Jam crossover.
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH YELLING? Micheal is loud to be funny, Jordan is chill. The other guy even laughs loud. Holy shit
I'm so glad Eric suggested listening to this podcast on F@#%face, but Eric talks in this one too. I guess it's a give and take situation. 🤣🤣🤣
I wouldnt be sad if Eric stopped talking during the episodes... but that's just an opinion.
Eric over here can't even pronounce Tillamook properly
at my Dairy Queen if they don't hold it upside down its free
The fact sheet is always a highlight!
HEY MONKEY HEY HEY MONKEY! You might consider grabbing one or two of the sans pants radio crew for a future face jam when you’re back in Australia.
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I’d buy this song
You should have asked for the Pizza Baked Spaghetti 😆
Fiddle me this fish bitch!
So I'm lost did Michael and Lindsay break up