100% Eat
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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?
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1Our Heroes let Nick make another pick and this time... we get the food. Jordan wanted cotija. The Sauce Monkey looms and runs off for his salsas and he's riding HIGH on this one. Anyway we check out Taco Palenque which is a real up and coming mexican food place in Texas. It's good? Time to clean up.
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Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Cook Sucker Tier List, A1 Steak Shots & Primal steaks. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com
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Our Heroes get their food but it's not the right food but we can make it spicy. No we can't. Yes we can. Not like that. It’s good. Enjoy Nick going through 3 stages of grief in rapid succession, back and forth.
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Our Heroes are put in a predicament thanks to the Sauce Monkey. They're discontinuing this soon which means its gone now apparently. Thumbs up. Anyway we've never had this place so we gotta try it. Why is Sauce Monkey saying that about them? Graysie won't stand for this.
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Nick doesn't know who Matty is and he's mad about it. It's KINDA a bit! Saucy Monkey Lies in Australia. Grab a greasy curd NOW and chow down on a dry bowl.
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CHICKENLESS KFC?!?! This slop bowl hardly stays together and it's kind of like the IDEA of poutine? These Chick'n Pigs are gettin after it. Toothy can't stop Our Heroes.
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Eric BLEW IT and didn't order the pizza so now Our Heroes are waiting in the car. Michael creates a new game where we YouReview strip clubs. THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHANCE!
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The order never went through! Our Heroes have a food failure at Eric's behest but they make the best of it. 5 stars, they don't give you a chance. Why is it even called Papa John's anymore? Let us behind the counter NOW!
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Eric drives over black ice and keeps bragging about it to Our Heroes but not during this drive. Bojangles is near the DQ that's against children but this place is efficient. Don’t forget about this Friday’s Rage Quit Michael, Jordan Podcast. Did Nick get this to 10 minutes? Why are you shaking your head?
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Bojangles in Austin is BRAND NEW and Our Heroes venture over to try the chicken sandwich. Was that the right thing to get? What a Boberry? Eric's in the car and he's mad. 67 sigma brain rot do you suffer from the Bojangles curse?
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Nick bought the fry sauce but was it the right one. It looks good! What? Reflex? Reflux? What did you say? We're sticking with our messaging from the beginning. Stay tuned for the shocking end.
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YOU voted for this on Patreon so Our Heroes head to Freddy's to get a... Smash Burger Taco? Is it a burger or a taco? Is it both? Is it worth your time? Are you a brother? Will you outlive your father?New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat
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Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals. Stay tuned for the ending.
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Nick is against these old people but Our Heroes make the trek to Applebee's to try their new O M Cheeseburger. It's a burger cut in half and slapped on a cheese skillet. Is it worth your time and money? Graysie is mad at us.New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat
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Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys?
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Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burger lives!
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Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode.
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Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right? Whatever. We're busy watching Lazer Team (2015) on TUBI so don't bother us. Do bother Pasta Pete to get queso and side of bean.
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Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5.
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Welcome to the Hat District. Our Heroes NEED a win to end 2025 after a slew of rough food. Can Hattie B's be the answer? Park a mile away from this episode and have a jaunt over to it. Don't bother paying. When is Graysie back anyway? She's going Super Playan. Normal Mo Guys activate.
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This episode was wild cheese in cereal somehow sounds wrong and fascinating at the same time The Ham & Oreo retrial segment had me hooked with how seriously it was argued while still being hilarious. It actually reminded me how much details and timing matter, whether it’s food debates or legal twists like those tracked on https://stanislauscountycourts.org when cases shift. Can’t wait to see where the next part goes, because this series keeps getting better.
Wow, the combination of cheese in cereal and the ham & Oreo retrial had me laughing and scratching my head at the same time! It’s wild how food experiments can be just as unpredictable as legal stories. If you’re curious about the details behind certain rulings, this https://inghamcountycourts.org page has some interesting insights. Definitely adds a whole new layer to following these unusual cases. Can’t wait to see what Part 2 brings!
I never thought I’d see cheese in cereal! The combination with ham and Oreos is wild—definitely not your usual breakfast. While watching, I was also checking out some https://madisoncountypropertyappraiser.org for fun, and it’s crazy how much info you can find online. Makes me wonder what other odd mixes people come up with.
This Food Court episode was hilarious and oddly fascinating at the same time. Cheese in cereal is definitely a bold move, but that’s what keeps the show entertaining. It somehow reminded me of casually browsing through unexpected details on https://allencountycourts.org while going down random info rabbit holes. The ham and Oreo retrial was a fun twist, and I can’t wait to see what wild combo comes next.
The review segment is truly unhinged gold. Loving this brand new podcast that's never been done before.
Michael talks over people way to damn much. Turned me off of the OG podcast and is ruining this one as well.
I've been re-listening to old episodes recently, and the intro this week had me question if id accidentally started an old episode
this audio file was so messed up. multiple reminds and it didn't even finish
Fucking great episode, all of the shinanigans.
You get angry for people sending you bugs but you can’t even mix up your pasta before eating it and call it tasteless. You wonder why we keep sending you bugs to annoy you when you eat in a stupid way. “Hey this pasta was flavorless” well maybe if you didn’t eat the cheese separately (like you admitted to) and gave the pasta a stir when you didn’t see the sauce (which was there but pooled to one side by you own admission) then maybe give it a fair review then maybe juuuust maybe you wouldn’t get bugs. One of you just kept going on and on and on about how bad everything was and how no-one ever heard of Fazoli’s. Joke was dead halfway through the show dude lean to let the joke die.
Panda Express must be different in Texas. All the ones I've been to here in Oregon and Washington are quick as hell and they have very little issue understanding the order. Like, I can be in the drive thru for a max of 5 minutes from ordering to when I'm driving away, usually less time. My order is hardly questioned, and I usually go with a friend where we get 2 bigger plates. I guess I'm Texas, the Pandas suck
"Do you think there are haunted restaurants" dude I'm pretty sure every Subway is haunted by default. The one I worked at was and another one here in the valley is. I bet lots of restaurants are haunted. Summon a ghost in a haunted restaurant while munching on food. Could be a Achievement Haunter/Face Jam crossover.
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH YELLING? Micheal is loud to be funny, Jordan is chill. The other guy even laughs loud. Holy shit
I'm so glad Eric suggested listening to this podcast on F@#%face, but Eric talks in this one too. I guess it's a give and take situation. 🤣🤣🤣
I wouldnt be sad if Eric stopped talking during the episodes... but that's just an opinion.
Eric over here can't even pronounce Tillamook properly
at my Dairy Queen if they don't hold it upside down its free
The fact sheet is always a highlight!
HEY MONKEY HEY HEY MONKEY! You might consider grabbing one or two of the sans pants radio crew for a future face jam when you’re back in Australia.
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