The Perfectly Circular Rock

Oh my golly, what is that? It's so... wow! Welcome to "The Perfectly Circular Rock," An audio drama from WTJU 91.1 FM and the University of Virginia Drama Department. Equal parts mystery, comedy, and science fiction. Episodes available November 21, 2019.

What are they talking about? What is this thing they can’t describe? – are two questions you’re probably not asking yourself. But welcome to our podcast, titled The Perfectly Circular Rock. Like that doesn’t give anything away. For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org

Welcome to Episode 2 of the Perfectly Circular Rock. In Episode one, a huge, massive, smooth, completely round rock suddenly appeared in the small town of Elkisbourne. Creating mystery, confusion, contemplation, fear, joy and pretty much anything else you can think of. For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org

Welcome to Episode Three of The Perfectly Circular Rock. A huge rock has suddenly appeared in the middle of the town of Elkisbourne. Nobody knows what it is or where it came from. Now you’re all caught up. For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org

Welcome to Episode Four of The Perfectly Circular Rock. We tell the poignant, relevant, torn from the headlines story of what happens to the town of Elkisbourne when a huge rock mysteriously appears in the middle of town. How huge is this rock? As an earlier caller suggested, Google Zuma Rock. It’s about that big. But of course, perfectly circular. That’s all the information you need. But it might help to know that a detective named Slam Hammer came to town, supposedly to investigate the rock. But you’ll have to listen through some other stuff to get back to Slam. For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org

Welcome to episode 5 of The Perfectly Circular Rock. The chronicle of the huge rock that suddenly appeared in Elkisbourne, a small non-Swedish American town. As usual, we begin at the site of the rock. For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org

Welcome to episode 6 of The Perfectly Circular Rock. The story of a huge rock that suddenly appears in Elkisbourne, a small non-Swedish American town. For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org

Welcome to episode 7 of the Perfectly Circular Rock. A huge spherical rock has mysteriously appeared in the main square of Elkisbourne, throwing the town into such a tizzy you wouldn’t believe. But believe it folks, because this is based on a true story, and everything you’re about to hear is completely true. It all happened. Just this way. Every word was actually spoken by the characters enacted here. This is the most true fictional audio drama you’ve ever heard. I’m serious. So pay attention. For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org

Welcome to episode 8 of the Perfectly Circular Rock. A big rock suddenly appeared in a small town – that’s the recap. You didn’t decide to listen to this podcast by randomly starting at episode 8, did you? If you did, what’s wrong with you? For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org

Welcome to Episode 9 of the Perfectly Circular Rock. The riveting saga of a rock, a town, and people in the town dealing with the rock. For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org

Welcome to episode 10, the final episode, of The Perfectly Circular Rock. The conclusion of the story of a large perfectly spherical rock suddenly and mysteriously appearing in the small town of Elkisbourne, somewhere in the USA; the state prefers to be kept anonymous. For more, visit: www.rockdrama.org