Chuckle English

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A monthly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: A 43 year old man, has won a court case against his parents for throwing out his porn collection.  The judge has ordered his parents to pay him $30,000 for getting rid of his porn collection. His collection included films, magazines and other items. His Dad said that he had done his son a big favour by getting rid of all of his stuff. Support Chuckle English by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A monthly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: A woman who banned her boyfriend from playing computer games, has come up with a great way to get him to do house chores.  The boyfriend, who is unemployed, used to spend all day playing computer games, and never helping around the house.  She tried to talk to him, but he still didn’t help. However, after turning off his internet connection, she has managed to negotiate with him.  She now only lets him play when he has helped to clean the house.  Get WEEKLY Dictations on our Patreon Page Subscribe at www.patreon.com/chuckleEnglish for weekly dictations and even more content to help you improve your English. Support Chuckle English by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

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Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A monthly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: A man called in a bomb threat at his local fast food restaurant because they were out of his favourite sauce for his chicken nuggets. However, things didn’t go his way. The man was arrested after he threatened to blow up the restaurant and punch an employee because of the missing sauce. The 42 year old man was arrested and charged with making a false report of an explosive device. Get WEEKLY Dictations on our Patreon Page Subscribe at www.patreon.com/chuckleEnglish for weekly dictations and even more content to help you improve your English. Support Chuckle English by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A monthly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: A giant tortoise, who escaped from his home, has been found 1 and a half kilometres away. The tortoise, called Titan, who weighs 57kg, lives in a garden in the UK. His owner has no idea how he escaped his enclosure. There is no sign of damage or holes in the fences of his enclosure. It took three police officers to lift Titan up. Titan is 35 years old and measures a metre across. Support Chuckle English by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: In Japan, a town received funds to help with COVID-19 relief and decided to use them on something a little different. The town leaders decided that the best way to use the money was to buy a huge statue of a giant squid. The town is famous for its squid fishing, so the town council thought that a giant squid statue would bring in more tourists. The statue cost around $200,000. Support Chuckle English by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: A woman in Poland, called the police when she saw a bizarre animal in a tree outside her flat.  The woman didn’t know what animal it was, but thought it might be an iguana.  When the officers arrived they were able to get the mystery animal down.  The animal in question turned out to be a croissant.  A neighbour thinks that the croissant was thrown out of a window as food for birds, but ended up getting stuck in the tree.  The officers did not mention what happened to the croissant after it was rescued from the tree. Support Chuckle English by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: In Turkey, a whole neighbourhood learned sign language in order to surprise a deaf man who lives there.  Everybody secretly learned sign language.  The neighbourhood then set up cameras in the streets so they could surprise him. On the day, as the man begins to walk down the street, he is surprised when people in shops and in the street speak to him in sign language.  Even the local taxi driver learnt it.  He then arrives at the town square and is met by all the residents who surprise him.  The video of the special day finishes with the guy clearly emotionally moved. Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: Vending machines selling sausages have become very popular in Germany.  The machines are ‘booming’ outside German cities where shops don’t stay open for long house.  Hungry Germans who are hungry in the middle of the night can buy local sausages and also potato salad – so customers can buy all they need for a traditional German meal. Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: A family was left stunned when police turned up at their house following a report of domestic violence.  Their neighbours said that they called the police when they saw shadows fighting through the window and heard ‘yells’.  They thought that the parents were fighting.  However, what they saw were the shadows of their kids wrestling in their bedroom.  In a video shared on the internet, a police officer can be seen ordering the family outside as he points the gun at the door.  Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: In Connecticut, USA, a person bought a bowl at a yard sale for just $35 dollars.  However, it was not just any ordinary bowl.  It turned out to be a rare 15th century porcelain bowl made in China.  And guess what? Last Wednesday, it sold at auction for $722,000.   The small white bowl is adorned with blue paintings of flowers and other designs.  Only seven of such bowls are known to exist in the world.  Subscribe to our Patreon Page to Get Extra Content: patreon.com/chuckleEnglish Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes Hi everybody, This is Siôn from Chuckle English. Thank you for listening to my podcasts and dictations, and I hope they are helping you to improve your listening comprehension in English. I’d just like to tell you about a way that you can improve your speaking skills every month from home.  By subscribing to my Patreon page as a VIP learner, you can send me a 10 minute audio clip of your speaking every month, and I will check it and give you feedback on things such as pronunciation, grammar and vocabulary.   Check out the link below to see how you can subscribe and improve your English speaking skills every month.   As well as this, you’ll also receive other benefits, such as an extra weekly dictation, a weekly question & answer session with me, where you can ask me a question about anything to do with the English language, and much more... Subscribe to my Patreon page and Improve Your English Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: Many people try to avoid getting hacked, especially their bank accounts.  But for some men, it’s their objective.  In the world of ‘findoms’, or financial domination, men give their information to women in order to allow them to take money from their accounts and buy things for themselves online.  They do this as this form of submission that is pleasurable for them.  By searching for the correct hashtag on social media, it’s possible to see that there are many men who are doing this. Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes (A bit of a difficult English dictation today!) A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: The first endangered U.S. animal has been cloned.  The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced that they have successfully cloned a black-footed ferret.  Black-footed ferrets were declared extinct in 1970.  However, two years later a small population was found living on a Wyoming farmer’s property.  This cloned female ferret, was cloned from the frozen cells of another ferret that lived more than 30 years ago.  Officials say that the newly cloned ferret will become part of a breeding program and add some genetic diversity to the species. Do you think the cloning of endangered species is a good thing? Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: A boy had to have six hours of life-saving surgery after he ate dozens of magnets for an experiment. Rhiley, 12, loves science and decided to swallow 54 magnetic balls, to see if he could get metal to stick to his stomach. He swallowed the first half on January 1st, and the rest 3 days later.   When they failed to pass through his system, he woke his mum up and told her he had only swallowed 2.  He was rushed to hospital and after an x-ray, he had a six-hour operation to remove them.  He spent 10 days unable to move without vomiting.  Doctors say that he was very lucky to not have caused any serious lasting damage. Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. (The dictations starts at 34 seconds, if you don't need the instructions) Transcript: Episode Notes A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. Transcript: A man has been declared a ‘legend’ after helping a woman in a supermarket.  Brandon, saw the woman being harassed by another man, who was touching her and asking her to go back to his place.  Brandon then went over to the woman and started to talk to her like he knew her.  She went along with it, he told her that his aunt is with him and wants to come and see her. They eventually walked off together and the woman thanked him for helping her.  She said that the man was ‘so creepy’.  Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. (The dictations starts at 34 seconds, if you don't need the instructions) Transcript: Episode Notes A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. (The dictations starts at 34 seconds, if you don't need the instructions) Transcript: Recently, a flight attendant has shared a video explaining the products that you should never consume on a plane.  Basically, she says that you should only drink drinks that come in a bottle or a carton.  The water tanks that are used for tea and coffee are never cleaned, she explains.  She also goes on to explain that certain parts of the coffee machine are only cleaned if they break.  She went on to say that parents should never ask for hot water to put in their baby bottles.  Will you ask for a cup of coffee or tea the next time you fly? Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. (The dictations starts at 34 seconds, if you don't need the instructions) Transcript: Episode Notes A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. (The dictations starts at 34 seconds, if you don't need the instructions) Transcript: Have you ever found something strange in a new house?  That is what happened to a woman in Arizona!  When Annabell moved to a new house with her family, they became suspicious when they found a large mirror attached to the wall.  They couldn’t get the mirror off, as it was firmly attached to the wall.  They decided to cut the wall around the mirror.  They found that it was a two-way mirror. Behind the two-way mirror was a secret room with wires to connect to cameras, and also some strange cupboards.  Who was being filmed? And who was doing filming? Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. (The dictations starts at 34 seconds, if you don't need the instructions) Transcript: A group of friends from Northern Island booked a flight to meet up during lockdown. But all is not what it seems. With all of the bars and pubs closed in Northern Ireland, the only place to drink a pint was at the airport. So, they all booked a cheap £10 flight and met up at the airport to have a drink at the bar there. They posted photos of their beer and boarding passes on social media, and have been branded ‘legends’. Selfishness or a great idea, what do you think? Please support Chuckle English on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chuckleEnglish Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english

Episode Notes A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension. How to use: Don't look at the transcript (text) below. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before. (The dictations starts at 34 seconds, if you don't need the instructions) Transcript: Recently, fishermen in Indonesia were astonished when they found an albino shark. They found the baby shark inside the stomach of a dead adult shark which was caught in their nets. But they weren’t shocked because it was an albino shark. What shocked them the most was that this shark only had one eye. Its one eye is located exactly in the middle of its head. It was a Cyclops shark! Me? I prefer one-eyed sharks; it makes it easier to escape them! Is this the result of nuclear contamination? What’s next? Godzilla? Support Chuckle English by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/chuckle-english