Escape From Vault Disney

In this year's belated Halloween episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to the late 2010s and early-mid 2020s to pick an assortment of Halloween-themed and Halloween-adjacent Disney Junior interstitials starring the mascot of the entire massive megacorporation, Mickey Mouse! And in these eleven riveting two-minute shorts made for three-year-olds, we get to see our pal Mickey destroy multiple Halloween costumes, watch a scary movie about giant banana aliens, show us his Halloween decorations, dance like a robot, get gaslit at a campfire, ride a train around his backyard, tell a story about a haunted house owned by a cow, present a cheap clip show of previous Halloween shorts, somberly reflect on the nature of mortality, celebrate Diwali, try out a buncha camera filters, and of course repeatedly show us his starfish no matter how much we ask him to stop. Join Tony Goldmark, Angel Gonzalez, Insane Ian and Luke Ski as they put mustard on MICKEY MOUSE HOT DIGGITY-DOG TALES and ME & MICKEY Halloween episodes! Shorts covered in this episode: - Mickey Mouse Hot Diggity-Dog Tales S1E2: "Pluto's Howl-A-Ween!" - Mickey Mouse Hot Diggity-Dog Tales S1E16: "Mickey's Spooky Movie Night" - Me & Mickey S1E17: "Hot Diggity Halloween Tour" - Me & Mickey S1E20: "Mickey's Halloween Routine" - Me & Mickey S1E32: "Campfire Story" - Me & Mickey S2E29: "Halloween Train Ride" - Me & Mickey S2E30: "Trick or Treat Story" - Me & Mickey S2E31: "Mickey's Favorite Halloween Moments" - Me & Mickey S2E34: "Dia de los Muertos" - Me & Mickey S2E36: "Diwali with Minnie" - Me & Mickey S3E6: "Funny Halloween Filters" Hear the "Runaway Brain" bonus minisode of Channel KRT: https://ko-fi.com/s/5587727d4f   Check out my guests' stuff! ANGEL GONZALEZ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vv3spa   TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@vv3spa  INSANE IAN Bandcamp: https://insaneian.bandcamp.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/insaneian  LUKE SKI Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/lukeski/posts  Podcast: https://www.luke.ski/podcast And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

In this episode, we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Randee Martin makes us watch the 2009 theatrical feature film adaptation of the obscenely successful Disney Channel sitcom where a teen pop star played a teen pop star, expanding the premise's canvas from a tacky little three-camera standard-definition digital video setup to a full-blown beautifully-filmed Panavision cinematic experience. And what better way to pad out the additional 80 minutes or so of screentime than with shoe fights, plate smashings, mall vilifications, multi-colored chicken coops, inexplicable alligators, slightly-less-inexplicable ferrets, coconut-induced "Aloha Oe" parodies, British creeps slipping on walnuts, excruciating additions of hip-hop into hoedowns, and cameos from Taylor Swift, Tyra Banks, and of course the REAL star power in this thing, Barry Bostwick? Actually, come to think of it there are many MANY better ways to pad out a feature-length movie than all that nonsense, but that's what the filmmakers chose and now we're stuck with it. Join Tony Goldmark, Randee Martin, Kit Quinn and Agatha Vile as they illegally download the entire discography of HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE! More info on Dolly Parton's Imagination Library: https://imaginationlibrary.com  Check out my guests' stuff! RANDEE MARTIN Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dollirot.bsky.social  KIT QUINN Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@channelkrtpodcast7050 AGATHA VILE Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/agatha-vile.bsky.social   And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2023, the year intrepid explorer and archeologist Dr. Henry Walton "Indiana" Jones, Jr. returned to the silver screen as a very old man in a movie about a dial of some sort of destiny. But the randomizer didn't pick that legacy sequel, it picked a tie-in documentary about the very legacy that led to that sequel in the first place, a legacy that very nearly prominently involved Tom Sellick until fate mercifully intervened and instead cast the legendary thespian from some Space Battles movie of some sort who also went on to appear in such OTHER legacy sequels as Blade Runner 2049, Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and of course The Expendables 3. Join Tony Goldmark, Randee Martin, Charles Moss and Shelby Sessler as they make time for TIMELESS HEROES: INDIANA JONES & HARRISON FORD! More info on The Logan Awards: https://www.loganawards.com Watch Charles Moss' "The Adventures of Detective Cat" pilot animatic, featuring this podcast's host, Tony Goldmark, as the voice of Dr. Charliehorse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGCvBAK1Eso  The George Lucas Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSR0NaIpTME  Check out my guests' stuff! RANDEE MARTIN Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dollirot.bsky.social  Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@channelkrtpodcast7050 CHARLES MOSS Bluesky:  https://bsky.app/profile/mossanimation.bsky.social   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@detectivecatpilot  SHELBY SESSLER TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shelbeaniecosplay  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/shelbeanie143   And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

After yet another unexpectedly-long hiatus, in this episode the randomizer goes all the way back to 2018 and 2019, to a complete series of interstitial music videos that tied in to yet another Disney Junior series that taught pre-school children the importance of diversity and self-esteem, except in this particular series, the metaphor for "being different" they went with was making the title character a mythical undead humanoid creature that traditionally subsists on human blood. That's right, if you thought the sparkly vampires of Twilight were an insult to Bram Stoker, get ready for a GLITTERY vampire with her own rock band and a catalog of attempted ditties about such terrifying topics as glamour, summer vacation, inspirational historical figures, and of course rapping mummies. Join Tony Goldmark, Lewis Lovhaug, Zach Timson and Viga as they get bitten by VAMPIRINA: GHOUL GIRLS ROCK! This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. The views and opinions expressed herein are solely those of the individual speakers and do not necessarily represent those of their employers. Check out my guests' stuff! LEWIS LOVHAUG Website: http://atopthefourthwall.com   Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/linkara.bsky.social    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/reuisu  ZACH TIMSON Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/zachtimson TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@zachtimson  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@zach_timson  VIGA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vigasartroom  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/viga.bsky.social   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/VigasArtRoom  And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

After an unexpectedly long hiatus, we are back with a new episode in which the randomizer goes all the way back to 2023, to one of the seemingly hundreds of times Disney has taken one of their beloved awe-inspiring unforgettable animated masterpieces and reimagined it as a tolerated "meh"-inspiring live-action blockbuster that costs more than the GDP of most countries and completely leaves your memory before you even find your car in the parking lot. This time, they got around to remaking the film that changed animation forever, the era-defining fairy tale classic that revitalized the company and kicked off the Disney Renaissance. So naturally, for the remake they slathered everything in exceptionally ugly CGI, hired the "My Vag" lady to imitate 70s porn music (twice!) and got an oceanload of semi-deserved free publicity by angering the worst people on the internet when they dared to cast a (gasp!) b-b-b-b-b-b-BLACK woman as the titular fish-assed protagonist. Join Tony Goldmark, Kalani Mitchell, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they steal the voice of THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023)! Watch my late-2010s movie review series One Movie Later: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXVC39FA6kPcHwKsP-XNMF2XJnc9IF_pL Watch me vlog with Emily Clark and her crew about the 2019 Little Mermaid live special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA1lHq3phpM  Check out my guests' stuff! KALANI MITCHELL Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kalani.mitchell  KIT QUINN  Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/thegreatlukeski.bsky.social  And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social  Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social  Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark