Elf Control

Christmas eve, when boys and girls put out milk and cookies in excited anticipation, oblivious to the fact that Santa has become more interested in delivering podcasts than toys.

Is Christmas in crisis? With so many Gameboxes to be delivered Santa needs to find his Christmas spirit or Elphonse will need to find a new job.

Santa’s existential crisis has put Christmas under a cloud.    

The old stable, off limits for reasons we don’t speak (refer to Season 1!) of now appears to be undergoing major restoration works.

It’s store visit time, a chance for wide eyed children to meet the real Santa who’s a little low on Christmas Spirit but quite full of other spirits.

We’re only days from Christmas and all appears under control at Elf Control giving the North Pole elves some freedom to explore other hobbies.

Is it sustainable to continue gifting coal to the naughty children, or is it time to consider an alternative?

With the workshop now fully automated, Elaph takes some time out for elf-improvement at the Zen Den of Fury Control.

Letters to Santa keep arriving by the sack full, from both nice and naughty children.

Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 5 The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. Athough it’s actually not that busy at the moment… New episodes coming every second day (even dates) until Christmas. Make sure you stick around for the finale episode on Christmas Eve. Catch up on Series 1-4 here on Facebook or on your podcast app.   Please follow, rate & review. Apple https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/elf-control/id1491294048 Google https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2VsZmNvbnRyb2wvZmVlZC54bWw Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5Im9ibmzYRlY5K2ZnLYfKH   Podbean https://elfcontrol.podbean.com Amazon https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/c0263d8d-5bb3-4bd7-bd38-22e207a289a4/elf-control   Elf Control is proudly part of the Podbreed Network - https://www.podbreed.com/

Can Doctor's order save Christmas?!

The Gamebox machine is operational again, as is the fully updated sticker machine; whilst the Claus's are on the road to recovery albeit with a few bumps along the way.

The Elf Patrol investigate an incident and stick around for the Christmas Party.

Elphonse's electric sled arrives whilst Santa and Mrs Claus's just chill.

Mrs Claus has caught the contagious virus from Santa; and Elphonse continues treating them with old (free!) reindeer medication, preferring to spend his new found funds on warehouse updates.

Despite the tech trouble, the workshop elves have been busying themselves by tooling some more traditional toys.

Elphonse acquires the means to fix the workshop machines.

Unexpected news for Grumble and a computer virus for Santa?

With Grumble still not back from Christmas Island, Elphonse has his hands full.

Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 4! The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. A Christmas sale is on the cards with Elphonse in need of some quick cash to fix the gamebox production line. New episodes coming every second day (even dates) until Christmas. Make sure you stick around for the finale episode on Christmas Eve. Catch up on Series 1, 2 & 3 here on Facebook or on your podcast app. Please follow, rate & review.   Apple https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/elf-control/id1491294048 Google https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2VsZmNvbnRyb2wvZmVlZC54bWw Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5Im9ibmzYRlY5K2ZnLYfKH Podbean https://elfcontrol.podbean.com Amazon https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/c0263d8d-5bb3-4bd7-bd38-22e207a289a4/elf-control   Elf Control is proudly part of the Podbreed Network - https://www.podbreed.com/