The Dorks Deduction

This episode was initially supposed to be about the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. We did manage to talk about it for about five minutes but then we drifted to vagina steamers and the wonderful Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP! Enjoy! **Technology failed us this episode so the quality isn't quite up to par. Hopefully you can get over that, if not we'll see you next episode!

With Halloween approaching we've decided to delve into the world of Creepy Pasta. Join us while Chris gives us hyper-realistic readings of these frightful online stories, so terrifying that we end up in tears. Lies. We're crying because of the laughter.

This episode we discuss our early cinema experiences, what cinema etiquette is and whether cinemas/the film industry is dying. We also talk about spider infestations & infections. Just a little bit.

This episode we'll be discussing celebrated poet & writer Aleister Crowley and his works that have inspired many. By works we mean the fact that he was an occultist, black magician, spy, satanist, cult leader & was dubbed "the wickedest man in the world". Nice light hearted episode we have here. Oh, he was a mountaineer too.

In the 16th Century a group of English settlers colonised in an area of North Carolina and dubbed their Island the Roanoake Colony. This ended bloody. Another group of settlers arrived in 1587 & had a little help adapting with the help of a local native tribe, the Croatans, but other groups of native Americans weren't too pleased. This ended bizarre.

Steven Spielberg is known as the man that bought audiences Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park and many other blockbusters but who is he really? This episode we explore rumours of his association with Hollywood peadophile rings as well as the demise of child actress Heather O'Rourke.

This episode we're going to be singing some classic karaoke tracks with Lina Morgana! Sort of. We'll be discussing the death of Lina Morgana & whether Lady Gaga had anything to do with it. And there will be the occasional musical interlude as well as Supernatural & GOT chat.

On February 27, 1994, Olivia Mabel's body was found in her deceased son's bedroom. Judging by the decay Olivia had been dead for months but someone had made phonecalls to the police on the day of the gruesome discovery from her home and it seems like Olivia herself had written a note to her son. So what happened to Olivia Mabel?

Simeon Simms (Queer Essential) joins us once again to discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Simeon faces off against the resident dork to see who knows the most about the wonderful Buffyverse. And Alex was there as well. *Warning* There is excitement, screeching and crying in this episode.

Phil Spector was a hot successful record producer and songwriter in the 1960s & although we'd love for this to be another nostalgic episode about the music he produced we're instead talking about something far more grizzly. After being dormant for decades he hit the headlines again in 2003 when Lana Clarkson was found dead in his home. Spector maintains his innocence but is he being honest? We deduce this deduction well.

In the late 19th century the Brown family found themselves with supremely bad luck. Tuberculosis was working it's way through the family but the residents of Rhode Island believed it to be something more sinister. Because of their speculation and antics the youngest Brown daughter, Mercy, is now known as the vampire of Rhode Island. This episode we'll discuss what happened to Mercy & deduce whether she was a bloodsucker or not. We also discuss our time travel plans.

On 29/11/1981 Natalie Wood went on what should've been a leisurely boat ride with her husband, Robert Wagner, her friend Christopher Walken and the captain Dennis Davern but never made it back to land alive. Initially she was believed to have drowned (believed by the people who have the power to make it official anyway) but some things just don't seem to add up. This episode we deduce what actually happened to Natalie that night and more importantly, what happened to her fur coats after she died? We also end up discussing Louis CK, R Kelly & Chris Brown for some reason.

This episode we're discussing how slang makes us feel old! We also get distracted by ASMR and Conway Twitty. The usual basically. Enjoy!

This episode we sit down to discuss End Game. Did our theories line up with what actually happened? Did it live up to the hype? Is it worth the billions it's made? Where does the MCU go from here? If you're not a fan of the MCU don't worry, we have it on good authority that our 45 minute talk about it is worth more than the three hour movie. Enjoy!

This episode we have a special guest! Don't get excited, it's not Chris Hemsworth. It's not really anyone of importance. Our guest has bought along a few memorable celebrity incidents from 2018. Why 2018 you ask? Time machine, it's definitely because of a time machine. Definitely not because we record this so far in advance.

This week we have another one of those one shots! Yes, we'll be talking about things and stuff and things. And other stuff. And some more things. Basically we just felt like having a chat about rude people, expletives and porn and our egos are so big we thought you might like to listen. Enjoy!

This week we're hyped up on Tolkien so we're having a major geekfest spectacular! From The Lord of the Rings to The Hobbit to Tom Bombadll we discuss it all and we deduce the most pressing case we've had yet, who is The Lord of the Rings? Will it be Chris? Will it be Alex? Will it be Chris Hemsworth? Probably not Hemsworth.

This episode we learn to hate each other a little less while bonding over our childhoods. Some of the highlights are school, cereal, television and movies! Yes, we get mighty nostalgic but we've saved enough memories for the next one. Enjoy!

During the 1950s James Dean was making a name for himself in Hollywood. Unfortunately his career was short lived and he never managed to reach the heights of some of his contempories but he'll never been forgotten. This episode we discuss the life, death and legacy of James Dean. And probably some other stuff too.

By popular demand (the demands of certain members of The DD) we have a special extended cut of our Queer Essential episode! The Prosecco is flowing! Don't forget to check out Queer Essential on The Milk & Cereal YouTube channel, it's out now! - https://youtu.be/HXX9KPpk4mg