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In what might be our longest episode ever, we welcome back one half of the Throwdown Thursday Podcast (the great Ashes Von Nightmare) to talk about some of our favorite movies that feature fictional bands!
After a STONEHENGE-sized presentation on the one that started it all, Rob Reiner's seminal classic THIS IS SPINAL TAP, we move onto 8 other films that are also GONNA ROCK YOU (tonight). We've got everything from outright comedies to hard-hitting Oscar-winning dramas. Some of these flicks have full soundtracks by their "fake bands" and others only a track or two. Does the cast sing and play their instruments? Who did the writing?
Make no mistake, while the bands are all made up... this ROCK AND ROLL is as real as it comes! \,,/
And if horror and indie films are your idea of a good time... check out the what Ashes came to promote, the Dead of Winter Festival coming to Worcester, Massachusetts Feb. 21st & 22nd 2026!
NOTE: This episode is dedicated to the wonderful Catherine O'Hara, who passed just hours after this recording. Our hearts were not ready and are thoroughly broken. #RIPCatherineOhara
#SpinalTap #ThisIsSpinalTap #ThatThingYouDo #Airheads #AMightyWind #AlmostFamous #2gether #StillCrazy #Rockstar #SteelDragon #Stillwater #StrangeFruit #TheFolksmen #MickeyandMitch #TheWonders
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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This week, things are gonna get a little MESSY, as we welcome back a true comic book expert. In the virtual studio is artist Derek Rook, (from Rough House Publishing) to talk about his newest book and horror comics as a whole!
After a excruciatingly cool expose on the (hot off the presses) GORE SHRIEK RESURRECTUS Vol. 3, we take a SCARY amount of pleasure spotlighting HORROR-CODED stuff from the 60s, 80s, 90s... all the way up to today! Expect some serious GUSHING about the characters, creators, titles and story lines that left their marks on us.
Get your copy of GORE SHRIEK RESURRECTUS Vol. 3 at the Rough House Publishing website!
#Hellboy #SwampThing #DeadWorld #JunjiIto #BlackestNight #HorrorComics
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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2025 ended with a truly unthinkable tragedy that we are all still reeling from. Retro Ridoctopus could think of no better way to pay tribute to the great Rob Reiner, than by dedicating the first episode of season 8 to those films of his that have brought us so much joy for so many decades.
From tense courtrooms, to the Cliffs of Insanity and the thousand laughs and tears in between, we each picked two movies Rob directed and try our best to put into words what these true classics have meant to us over the years.
#afewgoodmen #theprincessbride #princessbride #ghostsofmississippi #robreiner #standbyme #asyouwish #youcanthandlethetruth
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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All tentacles are in the air as we reflect on and celebrate another successful season of the Retro Ridoctopus cephalopodcast!
After copious amounts of reminiscing over another amazing year, we dive into our annual final topic. Like every year, we asked you for voice mails, giving your quick reviews of a classic movie you watched for the first time this year. Every single year, this block gets longer and longer and season 7 was no exception. Thank you for coming out in droves to be a part of the show and for helping to make Retro Ridoctopus what it is.
But listener beware... for lurking within this finale is the startling HORCHATA SCARE OF 2025...
SHUBIBIN!!!
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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For our last regular episode of season 7, we are talking about a childhood experience everyone out there can relate to. Sitting down with a big box of crayons and a coloring book!
With the help of guest host Christine (AKA Mrs. Parasite), we'll share a bit of history on the Crayola company before diving into some colorful childhood memories revolving around crayons. Get ready for some personal coloring techniques and a run down of our favorite and least favorite #Crayola crayon colors of all time.
Then, after the Octoponder, we expand the discussion into numerous other ways we were able to play with color. Things like markers, colored pencils, water color paint and much much more!
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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It's time to play the music... It's time to light the lights... It's time to meet the Muppets on Ridoctopus Tonight!
Your host of the moment Coopster Gold has a backstage pass to the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational show around! For this episode, we celebrate some of our favorite all time characters from Jim Henson's The Muppets! We're talking Frogs, Pigs, Dogs and all the wacky Whatevers in between!
And later on, 8-bit Alchemy delivers a Muppetational installment of his long running music-focused segment, Compose Yo'Self! YAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!
#themuppets #themuppetshow #KermitTheFrog #kermit #misspiggy #gonzo #Drteeth #electricmayhem #bigbird #sesamestreet #jimhenson
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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Double, double, toil and trouble... fire burn and cauldron... (well you know).
With the help of our be-broomed co-host Greenie (AKA The Green Witch of the Shire) we squeeze one last episode into the spooky season! This one is all about movies involving witches! We're talking mean ones, green ones and even seldom seen ones! Some are sort of nice, but some will turn smelly little children into mice!
#witches #thewitches #hocuspocus #warlock #kikisdeliveryservice #wickedwitch #pumpkinhead #haloween
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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This episode is not for the faint of heart, nor the weak of mind...
For our second spooky episode of 2025, we tackle the cosmic horrors of H.P. Lovecraft--and we do it through the lens of... well, a LENS!
We've picked six Lovecraft inspired films to raise from the unknowable depths. Three direct adaptations of his stories, and three more that are what has come to be known colloquially as... LOVECRAFTIAN. Hold onto your sanity folks, things are about to get cosmic.
#Lovecraft #HPLovecraft #Lovecraftian #Cthulhu #Dagon #StewartGordon #JohnCarpenter
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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Hey gang! Fire up those ascots and tie off your Mystery Machines because it's time to dive back into the topic of everyone's favorite mystery-solving scaredy dog... Scooby Doo!
This time, we are focusing on a few of the nearly 50 Scooby movies. Whether they were released on TV, VHS, DVD, streaming or theatrically, they all count. We each pick two to spotlight and, as usual, get thick into the weeds as we creep up stairs, down abandoned mines and through haunted amusement parks to unmask those pesky mystery men!
#scooby #scoobydoo #mysterymachine #hannabarbera
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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About 100 episodes ago, we recorded Ep 060: Nintendo Hard / The Triumphant Return of Nintenjoe where we discussed some NES games that we loved despite their extreme levels of difficulty.
Tonight, we are dipping back into that topic with the awesome Mike Levy from the Dongled channel on YouTube. We've got a whole new crop of tough as nails games for ya, and this time we decided to widen the scope to include SNES and Genesis titles as well!
Expect limited continues, plenty of one hit kills and definitely no Konami code for extra lives. Will your favorite hard games make the list? Listen and find out!
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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This week, all your BASE are belong to Retro Ridoctopus!
We are celebrating the crown jewel of any action figure toy line! Whether you called it a base, playset, headquarters, or battle station... we all drooled over those commercials. Begging our parents to pony up even more cash so we could bring a little piece of our action figures' world home!
He-Man had Castle Grayskull and the Thundercats had Cat's Lair... but that's barely scratching the surface. In this episode, your Octo-hosts rattle off a veritable city's worth of play sets across all different toy lines from the 80s and 90s. So go pick out your favorite "guys" and familiarize yourselves with the locations of all available foot pegs because it's time to play!
#heman #mastersoftheuniverse #thundercats #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #Starriors #gijoe #sectaurs #starwars
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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Legendary comedic actor John Candy left us on March 4th, 1994 at the age of 43, much to the dismay of his millions of fans. To help celebrate his life and career, we have a returning guest-host and John Candy super-fan, Retroid and co-host of the Spooky Picture Show, Raina Madison !
We each picked 2 of our favorite Candy films to spotlight, but knowing us, it's a safe bet we'll mention way more than that. Though John was probably far too humble to have ever believed it, his enormous absence is still felt these 30 years later. Fortunately, he left us a library of fun to remember him by!
#johncandy #planestrainsandautomobiles #UncleBuck #SCTV #whoisharrycrumb #spaceballs #johncandymovies #homealone
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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Love him or hate him, the career of John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was one for the ages. With the help of our pals Synopsis Grim and Portland Maine's own, DJ Rick Johnson, we'll hop on a crazy train and journey across five decades—spotlighting five albums from the solo career of heavy metal's one and only Prince of Darkness.
Along the way, we'll share plenty about each track and what listening to these albums has meant to us over the years. Obviously, we are all huge metal heads and Ozzy was a major influence in shaping the music that shaped each one of us.
And since you're here... check out Rick Johnson's blog: HEAVY METAL NOMAD!
#ozzy #ozzyosbourne
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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We welcome back Randy Carter (from Swarm of Comics) for a soaring discussion on the Golden and Silver Ages of superhero comics!
The Golden Age of comic books in the United States spanned 1938 to 1956, beginning with the 1938 debut of Superman in Action Comics #1. And the Silver Age is generally considered to span 1956 to 1970. That period began with the publication of DC Comics' Showcase #4 (October 1956), which introduced the modern version of the Flash, Barry Allen.
For this episode, your Octo-hosts will each pick 1 superhero from the Golden Age and 1 from the Silver Age! As usual, you can expect plenty of deep cuts and rambling as we navigate this enormously important period of time. Nuff said?
Follow Randy Carter's Swarm of Comics, on his ongoing CGC unboxing adventures!
And if thrashy death metal is your thing... you gotta put Swarm of Eyes in your ear holes!
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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For this episode, we get in touch with our softer sides...
Get ready to hear a handful of super rad GIRL TOYS that go way beyond playing with dolls. Properties like the Care Bears, My Little Pony and Rainbow Brite have been slapped on as many things as He-Man or the Transformers over the years, and have had just as many reboots. And while we may mention the cartoons, our focus here is on the TOYS!
Parasite Steve is on assignment (wrestling crabs in the Outer Banks) but stepping in as guest host is the amazing and velvet-voiced Taryn Barber! A very long time friend of the show, Taryn is the President of Amalga-Mania and the mastermind behind all the incredible artisan soaps over at ACID KITTY! We are so happy to have her back!
#CabbagePatchKids #CareBears #StrawberryShortcake #RainbowBrite #PollyPocket #LittlestPetShop
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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RELOAD!! RELOAD!! PER-KANNG!!
Whether you're aiming your NES Zapper at some 8-bit ducks or feeding quarters into an arcade to head-shot some video zombies, you're experiencing the white-knuckled action of a niche sub-genre of video games known as a LIGHT GUN GAMES or ON RAILS SHOOTERS!!
Tonight, with the help of our old buddy, Nintenjoe, we'll spotlight some personal favorites! We start with beloved titles like Duck Hunt, House of the Dead and Time Crisis and, as we are want to do, move to a bunch of obscure hidden gems that went under the radar!
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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With the help of our pal Scott Clevenger (from The Slumgullion podcast) we dish all about four stylish 90's action/adventure films that were looking to the pulps of the 30s for inspiration! These movies featured heroic characters from a bygone era of pulp magazines, comic strips and serials!
We'll each present one of the four films while diving into their pulpy origins. By the time these films were made, these characters weren't as well known as in their heyday, but there would never have been a Batman without The Shadow, The Phantom or Dick Tracy!
Listen to Scott and Jeff dissect Star Trek and all kinds of pop culture geekitude on The Slumgullion podcast!
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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Coopster Gold takes us back to our Amazing Animal Facts theme from last season, but with a twist! This time we only picked those creatures who have sadly joined the ranks of the EXTINCT.
We decided to leave the dinosaurs out of it, focusing on such fantastic beasts as Mighty Moas, Tasmanian Tigers, Woolly Rhinos and, of course, the poster animal for extinction, the Dodo.
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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Retroids, start your engines! This episode is all about driving and racing games! We're talking arcades, Atari, Super Nintendo, the N64, and into the era of Playstation and X-Box! As long as the game puts you behind the wheel, it counts!
Along for the ride is our old pal and former host of the Retro Ridoctopus cephalopodcast, Synopsis Grim AKA BOSS RUSH MODE!! So buckle up and floor that gas pedal. It's the finish line or BUST!
Later on, we'll brake for an Octoponder This, then gun it for another installment of Parasite Steve's BOOKSHELF OF THE DAMNED, featuring the fantastic "EIGHT CYLINDERS" by Jason Parent, which has been described as "a wild mix of Fury Road, Dante’s Inferno, and Lovecraftian horror".
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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Val Kilmer was an actor's actor. The rare sort of movie star whose focus was always on creating the best performance possible. Even when not the leading man, he through himself into every role, always elevating what had been written on the page into something special.
Over the course of an impressive 30 year career, Val was shaped by the Hollywood machine into a bonafied movie star. From lighter fair like Top Secret and Real Genius to performances in Tombstone, The Doors, Willow, Heat and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang... Val proved there was no genre he couldn't master. No character he couldn't make memorable and, perhaps most impressive, wholly his own. His contributions to the film industry are as vast as they are undeniable.
Val Kilmer passed away from pneumonia on April 1, 2025 at the age of just 65.
For this tribute episode, we discuss 12 of what we consider to be his most important films.
#valkilmer
RETRO RIDOCTOPUS is -----------------------------------
"Parasite Steve"...... AKA Steve Van Samson (read)
"8-Bit Alchemy "...... AKA Tim Krikorian (listen)
"Coopster Gold"...... AKA Justin Cooper (subscribe)
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