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The World's Only Competitive Advice Podcast.
We're here to help, but mostly just fight. Get ad-free episodes and bonus content at patreon.com/grawlixsaves.
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About Us:
• The Grawlix: Adam, Ben and Andrew have been performing standup and sketch comedy as a trio for 20 years. Their self-titled monthly live standup comedy show, The Grawlix, is one of the longest running and most respected indie showcases in the United States. They created, wrote, and starred in TruTV’s scripted comedy series Those Who Can’t for three seasons. Collectively they were named one of Variety’s Top 10 Comics to Watch. For the last five years, the boys hosted The Grawlix Saves the World, a comedy podcast about self improvement that received accolades from the Denver Post, Huffington Post, Lifehacker and more. They are lifelong friends, self-proclaimed experts in everything and “practically doctors,” a claim that will almost certainly get them sued one day.
• Ben Roy has released five standup albums and his standup special, HYENA (streaming on Hulu), was named one of NPR’s top comedy specials of 2023. He is national touring headliner who has performed at countless comedy festivals, including Montreal’s Just for Laughs and South by Southwest, and his standup and acting has been featured on HBO’s Funny as Hell series, numerous Comedy Central shows, and TruTV’s Talk Show The Game Show.
• Adam Cayton-Holland has released six comedy albums and a 30-minute special on Comedy Central. His latest special, Wallpaper, is currently streaming on Hulu. He has made multiple appearances on CONAN, The Late Late Show with James Corden, and numerous comedy festivals. He also recently adapted his award-winning memoir, Tragedy Plus Time, into the feature film See You When I See You, which is currently in post-production.
• Andrew Orvedahl has released three albums and his special, Doom Math, is currently available on Amazon Prime and Apple TV. He has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and several comedy festivals, including Montreal’s Just for Laughs, Bridgetown, SXSW, and the Great American Comedy Festival.
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TODAY'S QUESTION:
Hello Grawlix Three -A few years ago, my family and I bought a perfect gargoyle decoration for Halloween. It had a menacing, but cute face, and it was the perfect size. One night in October, it was stolen from our porch. Our doorbell camera recorded the perp grabbing and walking away with it. Their hood was up and tied tightly around their face, so there was no way to identify them.Fast forward a few months later, I was driving on a busy street in town and passed a home still with Halloween decorations. One of their many disparate decorations is the same type of gargoyle as our stolen gargoyle. Every time I drive past this house (and its year-round Halloween decor), I see it and feel sad and mad. I think I continue to feel these feelings because I haven't been able to replace mine since it was stolen. I search every year at the store and the store's website where I originally bought it and the used market, but none are for sale.I know it's silly to continue to grieve the loss of this gargoyle, so how do I move on?Thank you for reading this and I hope to hear your advice on the matter.- Anonymous
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TODAY'S QUESTION:
Hello Boys (with a “Z”)!
Long time writer, first time listener.
My partner with whom I am in a serious relationship, has asked me to move in with him. This is a move towards us getting married. Here is my dilemma, he is a widower and still has pictures of his first wife up in the house. This isn’t strange since his adult kids come over frequently. Now, I don’t want to be an asshole, but if I’m going to live there, I don’t want to see her picture on the wall. I need your advice on how to approach this.
Thank you!K
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker and Jordan Doll!
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TODAY'S QUESTION
Dearest docs,
With the biggest c*cks,
May i slide my question in your collective Advice box?
My partner and I,
Falling into the starving artists troupe,
my partner working as an aspiring business owner/artist,
Me working at a coffee shop and supplementing income performing music at bars and markets,
we occasionally will make adult content for a few discreet clients to help make ends meet.
Over the years this has brought us in thousands of dollars of extra income and helped us avoid evictions and keep our kids alive and well.
For the first time, a client did not pay us for content provided.
This person is a vague acquaintance whom we've never met in person.
We know mutual people,
We know where they work,
Where they live,
All their kinks and secrets,
and all the ways they fear their lives would be destroyed if those kinks and secrets were to ever be found out by anyone this person thinks loves and respects them.
We dont make content for fun. Unless you consider paying bills fun. This person knows this and we are hurt and mad.
How would you doctors handle this situation?
Sincerely,
Ripped off in America.
Ps. If your advice leads to us getting paid, maybe I'll finally be able to afford to join at a paid level!! I've consumed far too much of your content for free and as a creator myself I feel bad. Perhaps this whole situation is Karma.
LINKS
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker and Jordan Doll!
Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix
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TODAY'S QUESTION:
Dear Ben, Andrew, and Adam,
Squirrels keep stealing tomatoes from my garden. I've tried nets, metal screens, chili powder. A motion-activated noise thingy. Nothing works. I need some fresh ideas. Please help!
Hugs and kisses,
Mater Gator
LINKS
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker and Jordan Doll!
Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix
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TODAY'S QUESTION
Long time listener, first time writer.
How can I pick up a guy at the pickleball courts? (Or anywhere out in the wild for that matter?)
I grew up in the 80s/90s where no one was teaching us ladies how to pick up men... How do I tell who's single? Who's interested? How do I let it be known that I'm single? Do guys want to be hit on?... Is that a turn off?
I would love to find someone to dink around the kitchen with, both on and off the courts.I recently joined a league so I can work on my pickleball game, and now I'm coming to you boyz for help to work on my "game" game. What say ye-es? [yeez]
Sincerely, Desperately Dinking "Susan"
LINKS
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker and Jordan Doll!
Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix
Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, birthday shout-outs and more.
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