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Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.

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In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-107-alex-wars-148613889
Jr. Banker Brian Banker Jr. (Branson) helps customers (Andrew, Charles) at Roger Goodbank's G.A. Bank. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
420 - How the West Was Wing

420 - How the West Was Wing

2026-01-0801:39:18

In 2066, the Democrats have achieved a liberal utopia in the United States. But can President Silas Winfield defend the status quo against Republican attacks on the Department of Savings? Chapo Trap House & Episode 1 present "How The West Was Wing" Starring Brendan James, Hasan Piker, Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Matt Christman, Chris Wade, Raina Douris, Ryan Grim, Hesse Deni, Liz Franczak, Kath Krueger, Luke Savage, Molly Mary O’Brien, Amber Rollo, Amber Frost, Alex Branson, and Charles Austin. Written by Alex Branson and Charles Austin Edited by Charles Austin Artwork by The Average Joey
Social worker N. Edible (Charles) helps Cheeseburger (Andrew), I.B. Goodfood (Branson), and Will B. Dinner (Tom) come to terms with the fact that they are not food. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-106-who-wants-147476855
Tour guide Dr. Davis M. WiFi (Andrew) leads Sloan Drooler (Branson) and Montana Hobart (Charles) through the wilderness in search of unidentified aerial phenomena. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q
Charles welcomes Chris Metzen, the Brothers Stroganoff, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more for his 3rd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-105-charles-146448763
CJ moderates a debate between Andrew and Branson about whether a grown man needs to own a blazer. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q
Committee members Skinny Chess (Branson), Mars Fretmaster (Andrew), Tweed Blazeman (Charles), and Adlai Stevenson VI (Alex) decide which artists to induct into the Rock Hall. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q
Caden2Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) welcome rapper Bettybye Nightlight (Hesse) to talk about last night's party with the Island Boys and who laid an egg. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-103-dopeness-145375985
Caddie Greenfella (Branson) helps golfer Stacy Nintendo (Andrew) improve his game. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/416-caddie-145074867 Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q
Instructor Prop Italiano (Branson) teaches students Rico Scalfani (CJ), Dax Dorbler (Charles), and Lonus (Andrew) to make gin and tonic chicken and bake their own pies. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg
Druids Brother John Father (Branson), Brother Jason Nineteen (Charles), Brother Basil Giuliani (Derek), and Brother Jeremy Miller (Matthew) discuss the needs of the animals in their various biomes. Listen to Chamber of Reason: www.patreon.com/chamberofreason Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg
Aurelius Pigfolk Monsanto (Branson) and Thelonious Sprocketclock (Charles) duel just outside Petite Paris, Louisiana with help from their seconds Gimlet (Andrew) and Zoltan Von Lurch (Dan). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg
GooGo Wikia moderator Peter Punchbowl (Branson) welcomes fellow mods ToastedLlama44 (Andrew) and Franky DiStinko (Charles) to his home to explore his collection of vintage memorabilia from GooGo, Rinky's Rules, and Friend Force 5. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/412-googo-goose-142989742
Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work, including "Where the Black Sunflowers Grow," "Regency: The Chronology of Tim: A Spacefire City Novel," and "The Story of Tim: The Astonishing Excelsior Legend: You Won't Believe These 10,000 Adventures in the Most Remarkable Galaxy." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-100-forever-4-142751364
Screenwriters Clover Sorkin (Branson) and Dr. D.R. Scream (Charles) conceptualize a horror movie where a group of high schoolers must defeat an alien ghost who came to earth to rescue his girlfriend. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. When an ancient money deposit is discovered under Antarctica, the forces of The World Banker’s Alliance, the United Money Emirates, and Battle Island declare all-out war as they vie for world domination. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Raina Douris joins Branson and Charles to discuss the novel "Love & Horror" by Niraj Sharma, the acclaimed author of "1001 Funny Jokes," "Nelson's Story," and "Mouthwatering Cake Recipes." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-59-love-book-141660902
409 - Lightnail

409 - Lightnail

2025-10-1601:23:13

Special Agent Curtis Lightnail is a red-blooded patriot who doesn't suffer libs. But his patriotism is put to the test on a mission that goes against everything he believes: protecting the president. Starring Branson Reese, Noah Kulwin, Brendan James, April Clark, Dan Boeckner, Alex Branson, Andrew Hudson, and Charles Austin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Guest edited by Taylor Moore Written by Alex Branson
HHS Secretary RFK Jr. (Andrew, Branson, and Felix) shares his controversial views on health and medicine. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast
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Nick Jones

best podcast of all time

Sep 28th
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jegusPersona

This is beautiful

Feb 24th
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Joe Titos

Hilarious. almost makes me spring for the Patreon. love the Risco family!!!

Sep 30th
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Alex Shook

Are these the r/neoliberal people?

May 6th
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Duncan Hubbs

ฟฟฟ

Jan 28th
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LittleDogPocket

oh lord...this is gold...

Jan 26th
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