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Bob Schneider's Song Club
Bob Schneider's Song Club
Author: Bob Schneider
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Bob's Song Club podcast is an extension of the Song Game that he started 17 years ago. At the center of the Song Club are hundreds of unreleased songs, which are now being made available through Patreon. In this podcast, Bob talks about these songs and much, much more.
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On this podcast Bob talks about how limited his guitar abilities are, combining all the Scandinavian countries into one country called Swedia, reminds you to love everything and presents the songs: WHO YOU GET ALONG WITH, TRUER THAN TRUE, CHRISTMAS IN CLEVELAND, HOW MUCH I CARE, SLIPPING OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD, BE THE LIGHT, LOST TOE CHRISTMAS and CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
This month Bob talks about taking things to heart, bringing the heat to his live shows and presents the songs BAD BITCHES WITH BIG BUTTS, BIG BOOB LADY, LOSING MY MIND, 120 LB BRAIN, FARTHER THAN FARTHER AWAY, FREEZE, GOING HOME and I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE IN LOVE
Bob Schneider's Song Club #92 - WOKE FRONTIER JUSTICE! On this episode Bob talks about frontier justice updated for our modern times and presents the songs THE DRUGS, MONSTER, JOHNNY ROTTEN, GIVE EM WHAT THEY WANT, AMY FROM MIAMI, LOVE SHOES, LOWEST RUNG OF COURAGE and LUCKY NUMBER NINE
On this episode Bob talks The Sopranos about playing Austin City Limits, the song game, retells the lesson of the Bhuda and presents the songs DREAMERS DIE YOUNG, LOST IN THE MIST LIKE A GHOST, EVERYTHING IS SUNSHINE NOW, BLOODLESS, BLOOD, and 3 different versions of crowd favorite BONES.
In this month's Song Club podcast Bob talks about how this podcast is the worst one he's ever done, his love of autotune, using AI to write songs, teaching whales to speak English and presents the songs CHANGE MY WORLD, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DOWN, BLUE DREAM, HEART HOLDS DIAMONDS, GOLD OR GREATNESS, GLACIER, BOMB and BLUE MOUNTAIN
Bob Schneider's Song Club #89 - Olympic Penis In this episode Bob talks about the Paris Olympics, what reality is or isn't, your daddy's handy dandy axe and presents the songs HEARTS HALF SHUT, WORLD'S BEST LIAR, BOOTSWANA, OKAYER, I TAKE MY TIME, ICE CAPADES, I'M TIRED OF YOU and INTO THE SUN.
Songs:DEFINITION OF A FOOLHAIRY HATJOHN LENNONJUNKIE JUNKIEKEEPING IT REAL FOR MY BABYKILLING MYSELF (ACOUSTIC)KILLING MYSELFPANDA
Bob talks about emails, inflation, being a free american, the police, lying about stuff, NARC-ING, his big beard, how come his podcast is so perfect, the police, MAX and why it sucks, going public with the Song Game™ and presents the songs THE WAY LOVERS DO, HOW TO WIN, MODERN WOMAN, BECKY'S IN PRISON, DIRTMOUTH, THE DARKNESS, DOWN and DEATH IS SO FINAL.
Bob talks about inflation, Micheal Corcoran and presents the songs OWNING THE RAIN, REMARKABLE RANGE, SHOOTING THE STARS, TOO PRETTY TOO LOVE, YOUR ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE SOME TIME and YOU'LL FALL FOREVER.
Bob talks about turning ads off on his channel but how they still show up, how being a porn star takes the joy out of having carnal relations, why he writes songs, what kind of hair the people in Canada have and introduces the Song Club songs BRIDGES, WILD EYED, I CAN SEE THE END OF THE WORLD IN YOUR EYES, THE DREAM WE ARE DREAMING, I'M A MAN (PART II), HORSES AND PONIES, INSIDE OUTSIDE and FOUR YEARS.
On this episode Bob talks about the Mouseketeers, how rich people are better than poor people, how life is probably just a movie of some kind, DMT, and presents the songs NO WORRIES, DUMB IDEAS, BOTTOM OF THE WORLD, MYLDAY, SURPRISE, SUPER DOPE RHYMES, NICE TO BE YOU and SUICIDAY.
In this month's episode Bob presents the songs: HOW I STOLE THE PRINCE'S WIFE, IF YOU ASK THE HEART, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SUN, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, UR GOOD, THE DEVIL VS MY BABY, DAVID SPADE and MANIAC.
Bob Schneider's Song Club 81 - 'WORK AROUND THE BUTTHOLE'In this episode Bob talks about looking excited and presents the songs WORK AROUND THE BUTTHOLE, DING DONG, HOME, I CAN'T GET GONE, CALL ME BY MY NAME, FLYING, HOLE IN ME, LOST TOE CHRISTMAS and HOME.
Bob Schneider's Song Club 80 - 'LAMB SOCIETY'
In this month's Song Club Bob talks about sheep, being really good at watching TV, NYPD Yellow, and presents the songs SHE'S STURDY, MUSHMOUTH, COLONEL SANDERS, PERSONAL WIKIPEDIA PAGE, REASONS I BELIEVE, THE UNKNOWN and BOX FOLK.
On this month's song club Bob talks about his philosophy of everything happening right now, how sleep scientists are superior to other scientists, rewrites Bob Marley's song Jammin', talks about looking at trees and presents the songs AWAY FROM EVERYWHERE, NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU TONIGHT, WHEN THE LIGHT APPEARS, JUST DO IT, PARAPLEGIC BLUES, POLAR BEARS, POPULAR PROMISE and DADDY COME WALKING IN THE ROOM.
On this episode, Bob talks about being on a spaceship in outer space, being better than Drake, Labor Day, metaphorical murder, his old 71 Volkswagen and how it relates to the song 'Tokyo' and presents the songs WE'VE ALWAYS GOT NEVER, ALIMONY, SONGWRITING 101, HEY HEY HEY...YOU OK?, IT GOES LIKE THIS and TOKYO.
What the episode on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/7THjA_3uxVk
In this episode, Bob explains how the Song Club works, getting in a TRANQ circuit, Eleanor Rigby's AI friend, The Tudors and what would happen if he became The King and presents the songs I DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE THEY LOVE YOU, BIGGEST HOLE IN HER HEART, SHOULD I DO IT, LITTLE FAT GERMAN BABY, JACK ASS PANTS, JUNE and KARATE CHAMP.
In this episode, Bob talks about the history of capturing the flag, what's going to happen with AI, how to have fun by lisping, what music of the future sounds like, his sexual history, and presents the songs: A WEEK ON MARS, ALMOST ALWAYS, THREE WORDS OR LESS, BEND AND BREAK AND BURN, BOOM BOOM BABY and AIRPLANE.
What the episode on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/R2p-tOOlv-8
In this episode, Bob explains how to write a song and why you need to be good at math, talks about his days in British military school, decides whether or not he's a robot, and presents the songs DEAD AND DYING, DREAMING AND DRIFTING AWAY, AROUND TOWN, THE MOUNTAIN, THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE ON EARTH and DRAKES NEW GIRLFRIEND.
What the episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/live/lEqyoNvhBM0
In this episode, Bob talks about his recorder symphony 'The Mosquito's Enemby' and some other amazing things and talks about this month's song club selections: THE PRESIDENT OF CAN'T GET ENOUGH, THE WEATHER, GOOD TIMES (THE TV SHOW), 1984, ALL TIMES EASTERN, TERRIBLE THINGS DONE BY TERRIBLE MEN, LIFE AIN'T FAIR and WHISPER TO ME.






