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Chaotic good. Bad at math. QUEER AS HELL! Dungeon Master Noah Perito and players Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin lead this small-party D&D comedy/drama. In Campaign I, the unlikeliest of heroes, a teenage orc named Gorgonzola, sets off on an adventure to save the world of Feyfall and find her mom.
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And we’re back! The finale of Musemakers continues with the ninth challenge: 3 Bards. 3 stories. 1 wish on the line. Who will be the one to amuse the muses? Thank you all for supporting us through this, our second campaign - words cannot express how grateful we are to have you as a fan of the show. We of course have to give a special thanks to our Eldritch patrons - ALL HAIL! Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Bugroots, Colleen, Coll and Ian, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope, Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Karen, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, Sahara, and of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell - we thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your names! If you would like to become an eldritch patron check out our ⁠Patreon⁠! We will be posting bonus content throughout our break between campaigns, so go sign up to get access to that and HUNDREDS of hours of bonus content we've already released! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Small Marketplace” - Sword coast Soundscapes “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Sitcom Laughter Applause” - Gaming Sound Effect “Microphone Feedback” - Sound FX “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Big Switch Sound Effects” - All Sounds “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu  “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Bamf” - themfish “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “01326-falling-broken-mandoline-1” - robinhood76 “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Flesh-rip” - alvarojmarquez “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo  “Teleport” - outroelison  “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache  “Time-stop” - damnsatinist  “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Snapping-chain_1” - cosmicembers “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Welcome... to the FINALE of Musemakers! In this first installment of our tale's finale, the curtain begins to fall- and so does the facade. Join us on Patreon for monthly bonus content and our post-episode talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b“Magpie” - straget“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“Champagne Glass” - idabrandao“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Portal-idle” - couchhero“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone“Crashing” - Smmassuda
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
This time... on Musemakers! There exist secrets, past and present. Only the stars may illuminate the path to the truth. Join us on Patreon for our monthly talk-back show and bonus episodes! Your support is priceless to us. <3 Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Swimming Breaking Surface” - 13gpanskavalachristoffer “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Water Dripping” - noahtheinfuriator “Timber-tree-falling-1” - matt_beer “Real T-Rex” - Studiomod “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound “brazilian_waterfall_river” - superstudiobr “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user2104797 “Gasp” - zerocarina “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Here's what's happened so far... on this season of Musemakers! With the flames of competition growing ever hotter, the fates of the contestants AND the judges are at stake... We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with the eighth episodes of Musemakers! In the meantime, join us over on our Patreon for monthly bonus content! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
HOORAY ANOTHER SCHEDULING UPDATE!!! Thank you all for your patience as we march into the mess that 2024 has decided to become. Don't forget to check our socials @trynottodiepod for more updates and, of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod for all our bonus content!  Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAdditional
Musemakers - Ch 7: Tragedy

Musemakers - Ch 7: Tragedy

2024-02-2002:41:22

THIS WEEK, on Musemakers: Things outside of the competition begin to heat up. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound “Gasp” - zerocarina “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez| “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Working-with-hammer-on-anvil-1” - arnaud-coutancier “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Town Traffic On A Wet Road - No Copyright Sound Effects” - Audio Library “Car-horns-morocco” - jjamespacap “Cellphone-alarm-clock-long” - greenworm “Bong-rip-full” - rentless “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “30 minutes of New York Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “gore_gory_blood_smash_flesh_murder_bone_break” - ericssoundschmiede “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba “Crashing” - smmassuda “Bamf” - themfish “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissu “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixbe “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAll sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Musemakers - Ch 6: History

Musemakers - Ch 6: History

2024-02-0602:42:20

THIS WEEK, ON MUSEMAKERS! Shabby alliances crumble under the pressure! Iconia shares more about her motivations! And the contestants are buzzing to start the next muse's challenge! Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Dishes Falling Smashing Sound Effects” - All Sounds “Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Musemakers - Ch 5: Love

Musemakers - Ch 5: Love

2024-01-2302:58:23

This time on Musemakers: Cupid's arrow strikes the hearts of every contestant as they embark on a love-themed challenge! Dito binges some prestige television, and Cora hunts for a missing contestant. Join us next Tuesday 1/30 on our twitch @trynottodiepod for our fourth annual birthday livestream! We can't believe we've been making this show for FOUR YEARS, and we want to celebrate with you! Keep an eye on our Instagram or Patreon for timing deets. And as always, join us on Patreon for monthly Afterlife and bonus episodes! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Magpie” - straget “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1
“Portal-idle” - couchhero “Bamf” - themfish “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “gasp” - zerocarina “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
HELLO and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just popping in to keep you updated on the months ahead, and the second half of our Musemakers campaign. For our Birthday Livestream on January 30th be sure to follow us on twitch: twitch.tv/trynottodiepod and twitch.tv/noahtheinfuriator Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti
Musemakers - Ch 4: Dance

Musemakers - Ch 4: Dance

2023-12-1902:18:49

This time, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons continues, Dito seeks out some unlikely allies, and Cora is left to stand as a pillar on her own. We'll be taking a break for the holidays and some travel, and will be BACK with the 5th episode of Musemakers in late January. Until then, check out more Loose Threads from Campaign One, episodes of the Afterlife, and a special Frostjoy-themed Content Surge, all on our Patreon! Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Window breaking”- m1a2t3z4 “Foret Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Champagne-glasses” - idabrandao “Magpie” - straget “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Ariana Grande’s A Cappella Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts, Ariana Grande “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 “Bamf” - themfish “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Musemakers - Ch 3: Music

Musemakers - Ch 3: Music

2023-12-1902:34:18

This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will they find themselves falling flat? Let’s find out! Apologies for the audio quality issues, we had a microphone issue caused by our move to remote recording that has since been resolved. Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Magpie” - straget “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX “Taking-a-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Ariana Grande, Youtube Shorts “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Viral Vids NL, or Youtube Shorts. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest bard there is...! Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Catch monthly episodes of the Afterlife, the Content Surge, and other bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Awww-than-applause-and-chattering” - xtrgamr “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah “Explosion with ear ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Bamf” - themfish| All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers. Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Bamf" - themfish of freesound.org "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Musemakers - Ch. 1: Comedy

Musemakers - Ch. 1: Comedy

2023-11-0702:57:27

CAMPAIGN II PREMIERE Welcome... to MUSEMAKERS! The bombastic battle of the bards where two competitors, above the rest, will compete for the greatest prize in the multiverse... Musemakers will premiere biweekly on Tuesdays, with monthly episodes of The Afterlife, our talk-back show, plus more bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Magpie” - straget_1 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food “Hotel-bell” - iwanplays “Crowdmobriot-noise-voices-only-14-people-2-minutes-henry-iv” - fillmat “Stampede” - bevibeldesign “Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Bamf” - themfish “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Clown Horn Sound Effect” - sound effects “Sitcom Crowd OOH” - SamGordonRHK “Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Allsounds “Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Crumpling-paper-fx” - jammaj “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Evening-in-the-country” - inchadney “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Crying-newborn-baby-child” - the_yura All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Musemakers: Session 0

Musemakers: Session 0

2023-10-2434:08

Come one, come all to the most bombastic battle of the bards that has ever graced the multiverse’s eyes, ears, and souls! This... is MUSEMAKERS! an intergalactic show where your favorite bards will compete for a truly wish-worthy prize... In this Session 0 for our second campaign, Dungeon Master Noah Perito teases the setting and backstory of the Musemakers competition, while Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi discuss their potential PC's. Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi
HARD CUT to the Mare Emara as we dive deep into what happened to Captain- sorry, Admiral Styx; Zola's pirate paramour, Cicirose; the crew of the Feralfree; and the floating city of Driftin, most recently seen falling under Empirical rule! We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with Session 0 of Campaign II: MUSEMAKERS! Join our Patreon for the rest of the Loose Threads we're tying up! "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquend “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Ceremonial-cannon-fire” - dylansmithsound  “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Bamf” - themfish “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi "crashing" - smmassuda “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate” - newlocknew “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/) (http://freesound.org/), (http://freesound.org/),) unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
FLASHING BACK... to Balderheim! Post-Zola and Erza's escape from Avaricci, we pick up with our two dragon lords, Anacra and Frigiditch (plus Frigiditch's most unhinged servant, Bikamint)! Who will come out as the scaly victor, and who will take possession of the Evoker Stone? The sequel to this episode will be coming out on our Patreon this week! Follow us there for even amore Loose Thread episodes. :) Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“Explosion 01” - tommccann“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir“Whip-crack” - scifisounds“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound“Bamf” - themfish “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel All sounds from Freesound.org (http://Freesound.org) unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
FLASHING BACK to months before the Campaign One finale... Join us south of the capital in the pirate city of S'bagliare, where Captain Styx and the crew of the Feral Free throw a battle-frenzied birthday bash for the local ruler: Duke Delmar Todesbringer! Happy fall, we MISSED you! We're bringing this Content Surge out of the ol' Patreon vault and onto the main feed. Speaking of Patreon: before we step together into Campaign II, we'll be publishing a few more "Loose Threads," episodes where we tie up the final items left on the Smycolytes' agenda. Our $5+ patrons will get first access to the newest episodes, and they'll trickle onto the main feed throughout the year. It's a splendid time to support us if you're wondering what ever happened to Erza and Bikamint, or the kraken Kal Amar, or Nula the necromantic demilich, or Quince's mom..... Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel "Splash sw3" - Setuniman “Three cannon shots” - originalmaja “Breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Water Gushing” Jakobthiesen “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion_01 - tommccann” “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc “Awww-than-applause-and-cheering” - xtrgamr “Disappointed-crowd” - unchaz “Sonar” - infobandit “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti All listed sounds found on Freesound.org unless noted with “Sword Coast Soundscapes” Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
The Afterlife: Campaign One

The Afterlife: Campaign One

2023-06-2702:50:18

In this final (for now) episode of our usually Patreon-exclusive talk-back show, The Afterlife, we'll be chatting all things finale, and reflecting on Campaign One as a whole. Thank you for listening! We'll be back this fall with more TNTD. For now, follow us on our socials to stay updated on any bonus content, our upcoming musical episode, and Campaign Two!
As the end of the world draws near, our heroes hold tightly to the pain, the love, and the joy that make up every part of it. FINALE OF CAMPAIGN ONE. Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening- we were truly lucky to tell this story with you all. We'll be back in the fall with Campaign Two of Try Not To Die. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi ALL HAIL OUR ELDRITCH PATRONS! Especially Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Colleen, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope , Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, and Sahara. And of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell. We thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your name, now and always. Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi
 “Portal-idle” - couchhero "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons 
"teleport" - outroelison "teleporter-24b" - blendcache "bamf" - themfish "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "That darn dinner bell" - CGEffex “Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "grocery-drop" - shelbyshark "dropping-carrier-bag-containing-bottles-on-table" - fmaudio "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "crashing" - smmassuda
 "Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi “Big Water Splash” - qubodup "Wood splintering" - craigsmith "Lightningcrash" - noisenoir "ocarina-trill-shaman-canyon-01-g" - carloscarty "jazz-bar-people-ambience-la-fontaine-copenhagen" - msxp "Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "champagne glasses" - idabrandao "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b "explosion 01" - tommccann “Sparks” - erh “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel "crack-glass" - 13fpanskacerny-jan "Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi "flesh-rip" - alvarojmarquez "time-stop" - damnsatinist "Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi All  sounds from ⁠FreeSound.org⁠ unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti,  Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
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Laura Bogart

I can't wait for the next arc!

Jan 7th
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Laura Bogart

emotional support crab... well now I need to find their merch shop

Dec 5th
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Laura Bogart

me, 1 hour in: "those cat noises are the best thing I've heard in a podcast." 4 minutes later: "I stand corrected"

Nov 26th
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