The Shitty Movie Podcast

**SPOILER ALERT** Welcome to rural Maine! Don’t you hate how everyone here is bigoted against museums and never makes a move? Join us this week for a tale about a big ol’ croc and a woman who cannot stop being pelted with severed heads. It’s Lake Placid! Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us your big wonderful boobs, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all party to Tom Jones on the banks of a croc infested lake and enjoy!

Well, I know you were hankering for a dose of crocodile mayhem with the upcoming episode about Lake Placid but it's going to have to wait. Sweet T finally got Covid and in his time off uncovered this forgotten gem. Will any of you care? We think so. Take a little taste of the country blump life and the antics to come with this pilot episode of The Family From Hell.  We'll be back to scheduled programming next week. Bless.

**SPOILER ALERT** I had a premonition that this episode would be released…and that none of us would make it out alive. We’re back beesh, and we’re bringing you a giant helping of early 2000’s goodness with the CLASSIC film Final Destination. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with how we are all going to die, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all cheat Death’s design and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** Go Go Gadget Boredom! We’re back and dipping our toes back into children’s programming for what is probably our most incoherent episode ever! Join us for the absolute mess that is: Inspector Gadget Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us your robot doppelgänger, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all become a hardware store and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** It’s time to finish what we started! We’re back this week to tie up a giant, flashback, loose end! Join us for a final dive into the mainline Saw series with Saw: The Final Chapter (a.k.a. Saw 3D (a.k.a Saw VII)) Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us about the ways you have lied for publicity, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all wear a halloween wig and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** Geeb, we’ve been gone so long I can feel it in my wrinkled old bones We are finally back with a brand spanking new episode…but the episode is actually Old. Join us for the latest testament to M. Night Shyamalan’s ever waning talent. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with how much your back hurts, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all break every single limb in a cave tunnel and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** Do you hear that sound? The echoes of chainsaws and unresolved old lady grudges…we must be in Texas. We’re back in Harlow for a night of social media and madness with Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Is it really as bad as they say? Come find out. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the crumbling ghost town you think could become a content creator’s paradise, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all say goodbye to your face and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** We aren’t just welcoming you back to the podcast this week. We are welcoming you back to semi familiar ground! We’re here and we are heading back into big ol’ zomb territory with Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City JOIN US! Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with what Umbrella has done to ruin your life, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all bleed from your tear ducts and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** It’s John Kramer. It’s Jill Tuck. It’s Detective freaking stupid Hoffman. We are back with Saw VI. Help. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the reason your insurance application got denied, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all flashback to a previous flashback and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** Just when you thought the series of episodes on this subject matter were dead and buried…here we come again. We are finally tying up the loose end that is Pet Sematary (2019) whether you like it or not. We certainly did not. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the GPS coordinates for Little God Swamp you found on the internet, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all resurrect your entire family and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** We are both living out a lie! Sorry that all of you have to find out this way…but we are actually both repo men and we sing everything we say. Join us this week for an episode about the very questionable “cult classic” Repo! The Genetic Opera Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with which organ you’re making payments on, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all sing your problems in a tuneless voice and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** Geebus Crisp. We have been slacking lately. It’s almost like we have been too trapped by our own personal lives to keep up…what better time to hear the squeaky wheels of a tricycle than right now? Right at XXXmas? We’re back. Saw’s back. Happy holidays. It’s Saw V! Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with how you have altered your past to shoehorn yourself into a current narrative, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a shitty movie request (anything 65% and below on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all smirk in your glass coffin and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** We are so sick of looking through our photo albums and seeing how much our butts poked out of our clothes at age 16. Like…that’s not how it really is when you’re a teenager? Right? Wrong. Here comes The Kissing Booth. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us a pic of all the food stuck in the corners of your mouth, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all grab your zaddy and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** It’s basically Halloween. So there is only one obvious choice for what to release for this week’s episode. Halloween…a.k.a. Rob Zombie’s Halloween. Join us for a deep dive into a much maligned remake of a horror classic. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with the deets to your upcoming stripshow, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all scream obscenities and throw eggs everywhere and enjoy!

**SPOILER ALERT** So, we lied about Halloween…there must have been something in the back of our heads influencing our decision making… We’re back with a brand new episode centered around our favorite director’s brand spanking new movie. It’s Malignant…and it certainly feels like some sort of harmful growth. Join us for the madness. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with with your parasitic twin’s name, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all cut out the cancer and enjoy!

Oh my freaking god, we are back and we are ready to play even more games! Jigsaw is dead but that hasn’t stopped him from returning to haunt Big C and Sweet T in this episode all about Saw IV. Join us. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us with the plot twist that reveals you are now the Jigsaww killer, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all push your face through 8 butcher knives and enjoy!

It’s been a struggle to get the podcast back on a weekly schedule, but for the time being here is another special request episode. We’re taking you all the way back to biblical times for the least fun you can have in front of a television. It’s Year One and hopefully after this it is forgotten in history. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us tyour favorite bible verse, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all get outraged at religious themes and enjoy!

We’re back! You never know when we are going to leave you hanging, but the only thing left hanging this week is a bunch of juicy hog bodies! We are in the slaughter house drowning in pig juice with the latest installment in our Jigsaw series. It’s Saw III and it is surprisingly gross. Join us. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us twith the blueprint of your favorite trap, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, get stuck in a cheat trap and enjoy!

Guys, we have just been ITCHING to take our tops off and get dowsed in champagne. Wanna join? We are back and this week we are freaking tuh-rashy. We have boobs, sex, murder and so. Many. Twists. It’s been a long time coming and it is finally here per listener request. Get ready for Wild Things. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the next twist or turn in your sleazy criminal plot, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, pop your top off and enjoy!

What is scarier than an encounter with Jigsaw? A second encounter with Jigsaw…no it’s actually true this time. We’re back with the long awaited continuation of our Saw series with Saw II and just because it’s an improvement on it’s predecessor doesn’t mean it is in danger of becoming a classic. Join us. We want to play a big ol’ game. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter @tsmpod DM us the plans for your latest torture device, your rating for the movie on the Shit Scale, or a movie request (anything below 65% on Rotten Tomatoes). We will reply and honor your request. Be sure to click the link below to check out our donation page and see what you can do to support The Shitty Movie Podcast. But most of all, draw on that will to survive and enjoy!