Butter Legs

The Last Vampire on Earth (2010). Uuu em gee! This movie is easily in the top 10 of Twilight-inspired films with heavy Christian undertones that came out in 2010... easily.

The Abyss (1989). Nope! Glen Campbell.   Includes: a parody of “Kiss on my List” by Daryl Hall & John Oates a parody of “Private Eyes” by Daryl Hall & John Oates a parody of “You Make My Dreams” by Daryl Hall & John Oates a cover of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles

Robowar (1988). I scream, you scream, we all scream for Reb Brown! So get ready for some sweet guitar solos as we slowly meander through the jungles. Includes a clip of "Epic" by Faith No More.

Die Hard (1988). First of all, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is definitely about the real Santa Claus. Second, your clothes should have secret napkins. Join us as we play "What Are Butter Legs - Die Hard edition." Contains a parody of "Mary, Did You Know" by Mark Lowry and Buddy Greene. Contains a clip of "Rain Is a Good Thing" by Luke Bryan Contains a clip of "Cowboys and Plowboys" by Jon Pardi and Luke Bryan

Halloween (1978). Ooo. So many spooky details in today's episode! Thrill as Jay talks for like an hour about a sales call he had. Become bewitched as Alex talks about seeing the Atlanta Rhythm Section on TV. You know, just typical Halloween ghost stories.

Jaws (1975). Sin, Jay, and Alex created new movie trailers for Jaws and also some really great music, of course. Sin recalls some odd details about a recent court case. Alex wears a onesie. Jay went to the DMV. Contains a sample of “Let the Poison Spill from your Throat” by The Faint. Contains a sample of “Stayin’ Alive” by The BeeGees.

Alternate titles for today’s episode: Butteronxia - My Moderate to Severe Butter Legs - The Amazing Brevo - Just One More Thing about Pizza. Which movies will the Butter Hosts suggest this time? What do you, the Butter Leggings, think we should make music for?

We've got a secret fourth of July episode conveniently being released many days later. Took a while cause we had a hard days work driving a tractor and contemplating our corn. Contains covers of "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood.

Jeepers Creepers (2001) and West Side Story (2021). Coming to you live from Soggy Boggy Bottom State Park, it's Butter Legs! So, incorrectly order some nachos, pop a DVD in your VCR, and join us as for these movies that are both received a rating of like a 5.2 out of 1 out of 10. Contains clips, parodies, and lyrical adaptations of songs from West Side Story all written by Stephen Sondheim and Leonard Bernstein: Jet Song, Something's Coming, America, I Have a Love. Contains a parody of Don't Stop Believin' by Journey.

The Land Before Time I (1988) and XIV (2016). We done got Reba rolled, ya’ll! Now, you might think as we did, “This is going to be about dinosaurs.” Wrong! This is a total Reba McEntire experience. Contains a parody of “Sympathy for the Devil” by The Rolling Stones.

Logan’s Run (1976). This is the episode we made for “everyone.” We play “What Are Butter Legs?” Also, we talk about zebras, pirates, boxes, and elevators. Contains a cover of “Roads” by Portishead. Contains a cover of “One Sweet Day” by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men. butter legs butterlegs

Poltergeist (1982). Join us as we listen to a story about Butter Legs which was written by artificial intelligence. Also Alex issues a song challenge to you Butter Leggings! butter legs butterlegs

Enemy Mine (1985). Did you know Sin is zygodactylous which allows her to perch upon tree branches? We also discuss generic brands and getting-to-know-you sessions at work. Contains a cover of "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News. butter legs butterlegs

The Lawnmower Man (1992). It’s an early 90’s adventure of virtual reality, landscaping, and bare man-chests. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine the smell of this movie - which has a wang to it. We also discuss the Stephen King short story that the movie is NOT based on and the very unfortunate sequel, Lawnmower Man 2, released in "the future." Contains a parody of “Do You Believe in Love” written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange. butter legs butterlegs

This episode is like 1.5 hours, but most of it is a review of Ernest Saves Christmas. Sin, Jay, and Alex had some really good movie suggestions. Join us to find out which ones we’ll be watching in the next Butter Legs Episode. Also, please enjoy our music inspired by Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Contains a parody of “Operator (That’s Not the Way It Feels)” by Jim Croce. butter legs butterlegs

Hocus Pocus 2 (2022). Another secret Halloween ruined. Hocus Pocus 2 is the Andy Williams of spooky movies; not objectionable to most people and without any unexpected happenings. It’s the space within mediocrity that makes us feel super uncomfortable, as if an old man is touching you lightly with the back of his hand. “Rock and Roll All Nite” was written by Kiss. butter legs butterlegs

Fight Club (1999) and Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994). What once was thought lost, we give you this rare gift. The Butter Legs crew have a recording of the never-before-heard musical “Vampire Sam’s Club: Don’t Forget the Hot Dogs.” “Love Bites” was written by Def Leppard.

Memento (2001). Pour yourself a big bowl of Count Chocula (or tiny Frosted Flakes) and ‘member this cinematic masterpiece with us. Includes a lyrical adaptation of “Photograph” by Nickelback.

Clash of the Titans (1981). Everyone (literally everyone) continues to demand that we talk about Jeopardy! more. So, here it is. The song “He’s Got a Vision” contains interpolations of “Light My Fire,” “Hello, I Love You,” “Touch Me,” and “Love Her Madly” by The Doors. "Donkey Kong Lizard" is a parody of "Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones. “Chunkin' & Windin'” written and performed by Eddie Reasoner.

Bug (1975). Join us as we listen to terrible text to speech, discuss insect copulation, and look at Birdo fan art. We also have some more thoughts about the show Jeopardy! This episode contains a parody of "Love Will Keep us Together" written by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield.