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Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Davi, Moe & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com (http://thebertshow.com/)

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Stream The Full Show: Tuesday, November 24, 2020  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Davi bought a new game from Amazon called,"New Phone, Who Dis?" Think of it as the texting version of "Cards Against Humanity." One person "sends a message" and the other person "responds." Funniest response wins. But there's just one little problem...we kinda bombed with it on the air.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Kristin and her husband, Bart, got in a HUGE fight this weekend. They were on their way to a Baptism, and they were late. And when they were in traffic, that's when tempers flared and things went south... And it was all over the smallest thing that happens to people every single day.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Did you know that K. Lee once was a real estate agent? We didn't either! Even though he works in radio now, he still manages property for a friend of his. He was so close to helping his friend get a new tenant until his friend ruined it with an email...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Bert's girlfriend started taking some Ambien to help her sleep...and that's when Bert started noticing some weird stuff happening that she has NO recollection of when she woke up. What did you do while you were on Ambien or other sleep meds that you had NO recollection of when you woke up?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Are you normal? Probably not. But go ahead and tell us what you do that you’re wondering if it's normal or not. We promise we won’t judge. Well, maybe we will, but we mean it in the nicest way possible. Well, Kristin and Moe started a cooking show, where she shows him the basics...but something happened while they were filming in his apartment. Is what Moe was gonna do in the bathroom...normal?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Moe's dad has a pretty cool job - he's security for the Mayor of Colorado (in fact, Moe actually got to dinner with the Mayor recently and he even asked him to do stand-up!) While Moe's dad was traveling with the Mayor, he almost had to get into a fight with a celebrity over something the celeb was doing to the Mayor's personal property! Gonna play 21 questions to see if we can figure out who it is...can you guess it before we do?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
What if you woke up one day and found some extra money in your bank account, what would you do with it? Would you tell the bank or would you spend it? And if you spent money that is accidentally placed into YOUR bank account, is it really a crime?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We currently live in an oversharing world thanks to social media. Society has made us feel as if we have to broadcast our lives to the world. At what point are we sharing too much information? Moe has a list of the ten things you should always keep to yourself.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Bert went shopping for a used car for his kid this weekend, and when he got to one place that he had called about a SPECIFIC car, they totally tried to pull one over on him! Bert has NEVER heard of this happening, EVER. They pulled a switch-a-roo on him with someone else's gross, dirty car! Have you guys ever heard of this happening before? Because it sounds like total B.S.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
K. Lee's friend has been going through some financial struggles. He has a car that he is trying to sell to get cash FAST! KLee wants to help his friend out and buy the car. But the catch is, K. Lee wants to flip the car and make a profit. Does that make him a bad friend?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Ever do something and KNOW that karma is coming for you? Davi's pretty sure she's got some stuff in the bad karma bank and it's about to start paying out dividends... But is this stuff that she did REALLY that bad? Some of it seems like GOOD karma, and some we might just file under the category of GENUIS revenge...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Kristin and her husband have a very strong relationship, and something she did wouldn't cause a riff in their relationship, but she's wondering if maaaaaybe what she's doing isn't 100% awesome.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
It seems like just yesterday Cassie announced her pregnancy. Now her daughter is a toddler. The last year of parenting has been interesting for Cassie, and she's learned a lot from being a parent. Here are the ten things Cassie learned within her first year of being a mother:  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
When you're in the throes of intimacy, it can be ruined in ONE second if the wrong song comes on. Or if the TV is on, and some show / commercial starts and you REALLY didn't need to hear that voice right now. Well, Kristin found an article in Cosmo - the worst songs to do it to - and turned it into a game. She paired up two songs up against each other; BOTH songs are awful, and you have to pick the lesser evil. It's the weirdest "Would You Rather" you never asked for or wanted.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Kristin and her husband, Bart, got in a HUGE fight this weekend. They were on their way to a Baptism, and they were late. And when they were in traffic, that's when tempers flared and things went south... And it was all over the smallest thing that happens to people every single day.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
For YEARS Davi has been living with resentment. Resentment of her own name! On summer vacations she could never get those little cute license plate keychains with your name on it. Teachers never pronounced her name correctly, the list goes on. BUT thanks to a listener, Davi has let that resentment go. This special listener named her rainbow baby after Davi...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
When we were talking about Moe's chick from Ikea that he hit on (but who has a boyfriend) and who is messaging him on Insta, our Producer Keity took one look at her profile and summed her up based at her photos. Girl's got a talent for it, so she's at it again today...but how accurate is she gonna be?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Kristin needs help in making a big change in her life. How can she change the screensaver of a loved one that passed away? Her phone, Twitter, and Facebook all have cover photos of her dog, Parker Jones. It's been nearly two years since he passed away and she thinks it's time for a change. She can't physically do it, but does she even need to?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Sure, it might be your favorite movie from childhood, but does it REALLY stand the test of time? We're about to send our Intern Solomon in and see if our childhood faves are still legit... The first time he did this, he watched "Dirty Dancing," "Top Gun" and "Beverly Hills Cop." This round, we charged him with watching "The Goonies," "Steel Magnolias," and "Coming To America." And the stakes are REALLY, REALLY HIGH.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Tommie

Love The Bert Show 💜

Nov 20th
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Carolyn Patterson

I put ketchup on Mac and cheese

Oct 27th
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Nichollette Christensen

any updates?!

Oct 27th
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Ashley White

No thanks.... Nothing to listen to here ... Move along

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

No thanks.

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

Nobody cares about you or your annoying voice.

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

Who cares.

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

Who cares?

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

Stupid

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

I have listened to this show from day 1. Today.... Never again. I listen to this for entertainment. I do not care about politics and especially any of your political beliefs (Bert and Davy). It's been a fun 17 years. Gotta say goodbye today.

Aug 24th
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Melissa

Classic narcissistic abuse! She needs to run away and never look back before she gets herself in even deeper! Hopefully someone sees this, please direct her to find Tina Swithin, Kim Saeed, or Sandra Brown. These women are experts in the field of narcissistic abuse, how to get away, and how to heal from the abuse.

Aug 1st
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Lana Marie Wilson

I agree there shouldn't be push presents. That's what Mother's Day is for.

Jul 11th
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Lana Marie Wilson

Cassie... it doesn't get any better after having the baby either 😂 people always have opinions that they think matter 🙄

Jun 28th
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Moonmae

Yaaas

Jan 4th
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