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Making your mornings bearable with the best morning radio show around! We're real and we're funny, and we do it all authentically. Whether it's the entertainment news, listener drama or a peek into our own lives, we serve the laughs while bringing you into our world so you can take a break and escape yours. Check back daily for new episodes with Bert, Kristin, Davi, Moe & the entire Bert Show Cast! Be a part of the show: call us toll free at 1-855-BertShow or visit www.thebertshow.com (http://thebertshow.com/)

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Full Show: Wednesday, March 3, 2021  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
TRIGGER WARNING: Content in the segment below may be triggering to those who are pregnant or who have suffered from infant loss. In case you missed it, Kristin and her husband, Bart, are expecting a sweet little bundle of joy! Kristin is due in a few weeks, but her baby is breech. Last week she asked for successful breech stories that didn't involve a C-section.  Well, a listener posted an insensitive comment online. It didn't bother Kristin, but she wants to shed light on how their comment could hurt others.     See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
EBuzz: Alec And Hilaria Baldwin Are Keeping Details About Their New Baby Under Wraps  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Our Intern Taylor and her classmates are over their professor! Their professor doesn't give them proper instruction on how they can become better writers. They feel as if they're not learning, so they are preparing to rebel! The class plans on flooding their professor with emails about how they're feeling in hopes that they'll make a change. Whelp, unfortunately their plan didn't work.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
If you could ask your ex exactly what you did wrong (and not get a nasty answer), would you? This Bert Show listener wants to know his relationship report card from his exes: what was his role in the reason why they broke up? Christy is single again after another failed relationship. All of her past relationships have been long-term, but she doesn't understand why they never make it to the next level. We're going to reach out to her exes for answers. Today, we find out why things ended with her second ex, Brandon.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
FEATURED BUSINESS OF THE DAY PIE BAR Downtown Woodstock & Marietta Square, Georgia After a few seasons of serving pie at local farmer’s markets, husband-and-wife team, Cody and Lauren Bolden, decided to quit their “normal jobs” and open a pie shop called Pie Bar. Since that day in 2015, the Pie Bar Community has grown and now includes Pie Bar Woodstock, Pie Bar Marietta, Pie Bar Commissary, and our Made-for-You line of Pie Gifts, Pie Provisions. Each part of Pie Bar is made up of a dedicated group of individuals who are just as passionate about serving guests and baking delicious pies as Cody and Lauren are. We are proud to serve our community by building honest relationships, warm memories, and passionate positivity through hand-crafted pies, whether you are visiting Pie Bar Woodstock or Pie Bar Marietta for a slice of pie, joining us digitally for a baking class, or receiving a jar of our handmade pie filling through Pie Provisions. We believe that pie is not just for special occasions, it is meant to be enjoyed on a regular basis. We would love for you to choose Pie Bar as your source for great pie. WEBSITE | FACEBOOK | INSTAGRAM  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
EBuzz: Swifties Attacked John Mayer As Soon As He Joined TikTok  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We can't believe this story is real...but it is.  According to a thread on Reddit, a woman wanted to know if she's an a*hole for not letting her future brother-in-law stay with her. Why? Because he LITERALLY marked his territory in her home and blamed it on her cat!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back! For over a year, she's had a mutually beneficial relationship with her sugar daddy. Thanks to him, she's been able to cut back her hours at work. Here's the thing: after meeting her friend, he's started to send her fewer gifts. Not to mention her friend seems to have more cash than usual. Did her friend take her sugar daddy? We'll find out...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Juggling work and virtual learning with your child can be difficult. If you're a parent going through this, you're not alone.  A mom going through this shared her perspective on how she encouraged her son through remote learning. The post has since gone viral and hits close to home for parents.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Jocelyn is a nanny for two different families. One family only needs her help occasionally, and the other needs her daily. Here's the problem: she's double-booked and has her 17-year-old sister watching the baby for one of the families. To make matters worse, the mother has NO IDEA that this is happening. Our blood is boiling for the mom, and we can't even believe this is happening. Here's an update.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
EBuzz: Another Interview Has Come Back To Haunt David Letterman  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Bert's 13-year-old son wants to make some cash, so he signed up to be a referee during the weekend. At first, Bert thought the idea was great. But after hearing negative feedback, he's not sure if he wants his son referring games.  What's the worst thing you've witnessed someone say to a kid referee?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
You met them online, and you like them. But you’re not certain if you should go on a date with them or not – and that’s where we come in! Send us your DM exchange, and we’ll tell you if you should ditch or date the person. As soon as their date started, he knew he wanted to go on a second date with this woman. She's confident, outspoken, funny, and the list goes on. What's the problem? Her relationship timeline. Her timeline is a bit overwhelming for him. Should he ignore her timeline and continue to date her?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They’re everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week. Yes, this story is real. California surgeon Dr. Scott Green joined a Zoom court hearing in the middle of surgery! Here's Davi's A*Hole of the Week!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Up today: It is a date night tradition for this couple to go out and get Pokémon Build-A-Bears. One day they got the very last Pokémon in the store. Behind them was a 10-year-old throwing a tantrum because they wanted that same stuffed animal. The mother demanded that they give it to her, and they said "no."  Is she an a*hole for not giving into the mother's demands?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
EBuzz: Investigators Executed A Search Warrant To Get The "Black Box" From Tiger Woods' SUV   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Got drama in your life that you want advice on…but want to stay anonymous? No problem! Send us an email at producer@thebertshow.com (and mention you want to stay anonymous) and we’ll tell your story on the air and get the advice you need – without saying who you are! She has a HUGE crush on her gym instructor, but she's not sure if he's interested in her. They don't much, but he added her on social media. He sent her s message and unsent it before she had a chance to read it. Plus, he's always liking her pictures online. Is he passively signaling that he's interested in her?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Our Intern Jordyn's boyfriend might have a secret admirer but in a creepy way. He's in his twenties, and his 40-year-old MARRIED coworker has been hitting on him.  She leaves treats on his desk, comments on his looks, and talks about him to their other coworkers.  He tries to ignore her, but is he dealing with a bigger problem? Should she be reported to their HR department?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Full Show: Tuesday, March 2, 2021  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Comments (17)

Amber

Pretty much the only thing I listen to from the radio! It can’t get any better than connecting with very good people who are funny, make you laugh, and put a smile on your face everyday ☺️❤️

Dec 12th
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Brittany Gohlinghorst

I made the museum a destination and had been wanting to go for years. I may also be pale but can confirm I'm not the weird neighbor 😅

Dec 3rd
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Tommie

Love The Bert Show 💜

Nov 20th
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Carolyn Patterson

I put ketchup on Mac and cheese

Oct 27th
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Nichollette Christensen

any updates?!

Oct 27th
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Ashley White

No thanks.... Nothing to listen to here ... Move along

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

No thanks.

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

Nobody cares about you or your annoying voice.

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

Who cares.

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

Who cares?

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

Stupid

Aug 24th
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Ashley White

I have listened to this show from day 1. Today.... Never again. I listen to this for entertainment. I do not care about politics and especially any of your political beliefs (Bert and Davy). It's been a fun 17 years. Gotta say goodbye today.

Aug 24th
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Melissa

Classic narcissistic abuse! She needs to run away and never look back before she gets herself in even deeper! Hopefully someone sees this, please direct her to find Tina Swithin, Kim Saeed, or Sandra Brown. These women are experts in the field of narcissistic abuse, how to get away, and how to heal from the abuse.

Aug 1st
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Lana Marie Wilson

I agree there shouldn't be push presents. That's what Mother's Day is for.

Jul 11th
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Lana Marie Wilson

Cassie... it doesn't get any better after having the baby either 😂 people always have opinions that they think matter 🙄

Jun 28th
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Moonmae

Yaaas

Jan 4th
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