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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
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The Gospel in the Zodiac, everything with ancient religion was star magic. A city and its light pollution are a shield against existential dread. Everything is star magic; it always has been. Boot-licking and talking about the Walking Dead TV show. Maybe modernity isn’t so bad plus praise for Hillary Clinton. Arguing with Strawstack, the only way the system works is if you become what you don’t like. If America stopped existing billions of people would starve to death. Organized crime is at l...
Names. Homeopathy and alternative medicine. Physical ailments caused by the mind. Morphogenics, Rupert Sheldrake and Terence McKenna. Hybrid animals. Spiritual realms based on numerology combined with homeopathic medicine. Emotional causes of disease. Greek philosophy and Christianity. The American psyche and how Americans view the soul. Glasses only make your eyes worse. Gonorrheal discharge can be a blessing. Stories about visits from the Men in Black. Homeopathy is completely unregulated i...
A beginner’s guide to supernatural powers. Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung and therapy. Repression and Fate. Why do people think Jordan Peterson is crazy now? Niels Bohr and his horseshow, people arguing about the Pope. Inventions of the industrial revolution replacing jobs previously done by slaves. The psychic realm has changed, the old cosmology and rituals no longer cut it. Multiple personalities manifesting into physical ailments. Pacebos and Nocebos. The Anima and the Animus. We live in a soci...
The Greek word Pneuma. Sumo rants about the church fathers and online Catholics. Everyone needs their own personal head canon to be valid. Hallucinations on both sides, what can you do? Kavi’s adventures living in Africa. Suspicious detailed text messages from Charlie Kirk’s shooter. Who is winning on either side? The public is stupid and so is A/B testing. The Eternal Return. College sports and Sumo used to be a frat bro. The universe is made of language and language has degraded over time. ...
Part 1 The Charlie Kirk shooting. Photography, optics, film and physics. This show is really about A.I., the A.I. is inside of you. Making up data to fill holes in a narrative. The George Floyd narrative. Fishy things about the Charlie Kirk narrative. Maybe the human mind can’t distinguish between image and reality. All video is for entertainment purposes only. Did the Ukrainian girl even exist? Fishing things about that incident. Caution is warranted. Possible motivations for all the fakery....
What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people. How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposite. The Fabian Society, the Labour Party, secret societies aren’t even that secret. The shift to the destruction of Britishness itself. Why we have woke capital today. Barack Obama the Fabian socialist, wolves in sheep’s clothing, conservatives don’t get it, androgenous culture. The Alex Jones pr...
Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks. The Star Mirror book. Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs. The tragedy of the commons, the Scottish girl with the Axe. Blank statism and toy dogs. Performing metaphysical surgery. The cosmic symmetry of Heaven and Earth, Egyptian cosmology and how the pyramids mirror the stars. Trying to bring Heaven down to Earth? The Three Kings. The Mazzaroth and how the Zodiac c...
Libertarianism, Odysee and matriarchal Judaism. Canadian climate lockdowns. Fiveish is a real TV show. Victimhood is the currency of our time. Fighting the victimhood mentality. American’s don’t know how to protest properly. Having sex with dragons. Lite thine eye be single, perspective adds 30 points of IQ, focusing on problems. Sumo justifies not returning the shopping cart. Rebelling against surrogate morality. Interview with Jeremy Kauffman Giving Libertarianism another try. Free markets ...
Hipsters and axe throwing, the collapse of hipsterism. Too many white people in this rainbow parade. The Eternal Return, what is different today? Everything is vanity. What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again. Why there’s so much LGBT today. Monasteries, the Book of Gomorrah, most monks and nuns throughout history were probably doing things that weren’t considered that holy. People have felt the same as long as there have been people. Sumo’s interpretation of the mea...
Normies and NPCs, the world needs NPCs. The alternative to being an NPC is being a doomer, or you can participate in the darkness. How Time Pool and Tucker Carlson feed the doomer narrative. Here at the Mystical American Patriots Society we’re like Pureland Buddhism, a middle way, where you’re aware of the darkness but you overcome the darkness by rising above it. Linux, LaTeX and tech bros. Please share this podcast with your friends. Ukelele talk and a musical interlude due to technical dif...
The origin of podcasts. Sumo travels through a portal although he also might be confused. Why paranormal things happen when you’re alone, at night, in the dark, etc. The less you can observe a place the more paranormal stuff can bubble to the surface. Chinese weasel demons. There can’t be consensus without a monoculture. Kanye West is the new punk rock. Weird Al is a good example of why the country is splintering apart. The border is not closed and everything is theater. Revisiting that famou...
Bruce Lee was a small man. The age of consent, projecting current values onto the past, the conservation of taboo. Is Quebec Latino? A lack of butt-sex in Iran, look how gay Israel is. Narrative concoction is the oldest form of magic. Sumo is technically correct (the best kind of correct) about being Latino. Learn to play the game. It’s all just fake name and you can do that too. South Park is a guide to live. The Epstein stuff, of course everyone on every side is lying. Every time an Indian ...
Sumo used to be a handyman and worked on crazy houses built into cliffs. It should be a law that businesses have to accept cash. Money is debt and has no value outside of taxation. Taxes are redemptive, when you pay taxes the money disappears. Your taxes don’t actually pay for anything. You have to earn money before you spend it. The government spends it first, then gets it back. The original purpose of writing was for accounting. A coincidence of wants, debt precedes money. Fuzzy credit, man...
We’re doing it again! War in the Middle East that is. Semitic scrutinizing and jumpstarting the eschaton. Sumo loves the Jews. Americans are insane blood thirsty lunatics. Dispensationalism. At least the Muslims care about Christ. Jewish history lesson and Hebrew language lesson. Read the book of Galations. People don’t have taste and people should make sense. Word Repair Service part 2, faith vs fear, slavery never actually went away, eternal security. Support the show More Links www.MAPSO...
Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery. What you should do, if you really want to win. You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works. Europe and Canada aren’t as good at being slave owners as America. Re-writing the Epstein narrative. The Elon and Trump cat fight. Sumo’s Nephilim deformities. Profiting from stock dips like what just happened with Telsa. This is a vibe-run podcast. The death of Bill Atkinson and how Apple used to b...
Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast. Tolkien and his lack of character development. The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories. The Internet as the printing press times a hunded. Grammar used to be different. Stock market astrology, the Age of Aquarius, the world ended in 2012. Cave spelunking stories. Post burning man depression. Godward does a card trick. Kavi’s Korner Who were the Nephilim, where were they mentioned in the Bible and ...
Seriah Azkath Interview Lost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard. Liminality experiences. The pre-Internet world. Infrared light and why it’s so hard to photograph paranormal phenomena. UFO sightings. The world is made out of language. Water erosion on the Sphinx and Graham Hancock. Everyone has at least one paranormal story. After the Interview The origin of Seriah Azkath’s name. Myocarditis admissions. Pe...
Tiger King Interview What it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski. What were the charges? Political ambitions Severed tiger heads in the court room. Deportations How Joe got started with tigers and exotic animals. Employee injuries. Dealing with tragedy and how to enjoy life. Religion and Joe’s connection with God. Paranormal experiences, orbs and ghosts. The Rest of the Episode Bonding over miso soup, Sumo’s mad at Cassandra. Spaying and neutering your pets is cruel. Bob Barker is a bit d...
Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases. How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts. Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.” Spirits existing as electromagnetic frequencies. Taunting ghosts and how Sumo wants to get into a physical fight with a demon. The ghost of Henry Dickson and the Big Tunnel. The Hitchiker Phenomenon, the Estes Method and how to get started with ghost hunting. The religious community is allergic to spirits being real. The Catholi...
Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings. Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage. Psy-ops always have tells. Using twins is the perfect way to fake things. Even if it’s fake, it’s real. Sumo’s adventures with a real-life black man, and stickers. Being mad is easier than being happy. The system is not in control, you are. Rule #1: They always have to tell you. The devil can never lie, one-eye symbolism. How money works. Rule #2: Everything is...
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This show has become torture to try and listen to. A year ago it was actually pretty interesting. I'm not sure what the actual heck happened to "Smokestack." This new guy sounds sedated and Sumo is all over the place with no co-host to bring him back down into something listenable.
i know people are lazy when they reference WEF. It's complete B.S. The UN actually does what WEF pretends to. Most of the people on their list were added without consent or involvement. it's completely made up.
quickly: it's secular anti-humanism vs. sacred humanism. never use human in any pejorative context. it is a purely anti human agenda that we battle, at the core so, that said, I am loving this show and going into back episodes. no up-talking, or over use of "like," or degenerate mumbo jumbo. outstanding.